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for those who tell me to lose weight: i am eating a nice big fat bowl of butter and mayo loaded pasta for din din today ^_^ theres more unseasoned pasta that im gonna try to put more butter in and less mayo
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>>944781135
also that isnt like mushed food in the bowl on my desk its wrapped butterscotch candies omg my desk is so trashed LOL
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You are pig disgusting and I hope your dinner is good
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>>944781135
You know, if you added some canned tuna to that you'd have some protein too, and would have made tuna noodle salad. Maybe subtract the butter and add a bit more mayo.

I suggest chunk light and not albacore. I've tried it both ways multiple times, but for some reason the chunk light just meshes better with the rest of the dish, at least for me.
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>>944781135
Disgusting Hogbeast
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Are you a cum dumpster or do you require more work?
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>>944781135
Go see a psychiatrist, you fat blob...
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>>944781135
You're beautiful, I'd love to eat your poop
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>>944781429
omg ill add that to my next bowl
keeping the butter, though. i need to get my calories up, i didnt eat all day and im afraid to look at the scale to see if ive lost weight that i need to make up. im trying to get to 300 T_T
>>944781545
>that gif
reddit is down the hall and to the left, wipe your feet on the way out
>>944781720
i already do but its for things like my bpd melties and not my sexual degeneracies
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>>944781775
Why did you cut your fringe? You look awful with your hair like that.
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>>944781144
Between one and two hundred paper plates haunt the back corner of my room, all stacked haphazardly together like ivory towers covered in mold and with rooftop pools of vomit; as each plate contains various amounts of partially eaten meals, and naught else but the beetles, moth larvae, and the army of spiders that eat them and call this place home. I am the King of my Domain.
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>>944781135
you're going to be diabetic and they're going to chop your stubby feet off at the ankle.
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>>944781775
I worry that the butter would lubricate the noodles and prevent the mayo and tuna from sticking to them properly. Mayo is also high in calories, and you'll likely need to add a bit more of that to get the tuna coated and sticking to the noodles anyway, but that's your call, of course.

Also if I didn't mention, it's better this way after being refrigerated an eaten cold, rather than cooked and eaten hot/fresh. idk if that's how you eat your mayo/butter noodles or not.
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>>944781220
it was good but i smoke too much so i have to keep drinking a lot of water cus it makes me thirsty
T_T
>>944781901
for health lol, def not a style thing. usually i just dont post when my bangs are too short but this happening for the billionth time but against my will for the first time kinda forced me to just accept my face as it is since hair grows back. ive ascended care... the way it happened was taht i tried an alternative straightening method, and my hair melted off.. i was shedding just running my hands through my hair. now im oiling it and such and caring for it so it doesnt do that since my hairs already for the most part straight T_T
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>>944781135
The saddest part of this is that you're so depressed that you consider that a meal when its really just effortless slop.
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>>944782593
my mom hasnt gone food shopping in a bit so there isnt too much to prepare in the house outside of very basic stuff lol.. omg i totally forgot, i had sauteed vegetables earlier today, ok i should be good regarding cals cause i put a bunch of mayo into them after to add cals

but yeah idk the most high effort meal ive made this week was steak and sauteed veggies. mostly been waiting until im nauseous to make some rice or ask my brother for two slices of bread to burn the fuck out of and hten i slather butter on it which doesnt bode well for weight gain. im hoping whne i check the scale tmrw that ive at the very least maintained because visually i dont think ive lost but my friend said i looked a bit smaller than usual which made me sad
:( im desperate to gain but eating is a chore due to my vyvanse which makes me hyperfocus on drawing and browsing and such which pisses me off but i need some kind of stim to function cause otherwise i get stuck in thought loops all day
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>>944782285
nah it should be good esp if i let it all mix up C: ill put it int he fridge for later cus i dont feel like eating any more rn
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>>944781617
im a pretty cheap date and i like sex a lot but i dont like hooking up and im scared to use dating apps so ive only ever had sex with people ive met from 4chan or discord lol


o also i keep seeing eople ask how i dont have stretchmarks and its cus i take boiling hot showers abd boil them off and scrub my body really hard with a loofah or exfoliating glove when i do shower ^_^
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>>944782782
I have to clean your place up, always drives me insane seeing it
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Based arizona raspberry tea enjoyer
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>>944782782
Does your brother know you're on here? I bet he jerks it to your nudes. I would if I was your brother.
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>>944781775
I weigh 325 and I'm not half as fat as you are.
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>>944783537
You're a male
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>>944782782
>>944782508
>>944781135
i feel really bad for your parents honestly
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>>944781135
Cut the carbs piggy.
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hi babe can u sit on me
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Nice to see you again Sems. Every time I see your naked body my loins kick into overdrive with an insatiable need to breed.
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>>944783789
I'm also 6.5 feet tall, I think I have a foot and a half on her.
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>>944783808
They probably take her to therapy all the time and now they just gave up and let her whore herself out on the internet hoping prince charming will come along and make her their problem.
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>>944781135
Hey, nice to see you posting again! It feels good to browse on 4chan and see familiar people again posting their updates ^^ Normally, I just lurk around without writing something lol. At the end, we're all here in the same position and mostly outcasts from society. Have a nice evening, femanon!
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>>944783408
i stole it from my brother
>>944783486
no and hes into anorexic goth girls with dyed hair and piercings lol. im not an attractive sister and he isnt an attractive brother, hes not fat or anything hes just brown like me. i like pale-ish white guys with tall noses and big soft eyes euro standard
>>944783537
thats probably due to height retard
im 4'9
>>944784351
have a good evening nostalgianon
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>>944782782
Why the garbage can if you dont use it?
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>>944782782
>eating is a chore

Thats your body trying to tell you something, I wonder what it could be trying to tell you.........
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Is it bad I’d still rape it
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>>944785524
nah its my vyvanse + dopamine seeking behaviors
by all means my stomach being any means of empty due to how distended it is, it should be uncomfortable but it isnt because im too focused
food just doesnt return as much dopamine as arguing online or listening to music and drawing
buuut i dont want to wither away or become anorexic~ i gotta eat thru it C:
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>>944781220
>You are pig disgusting
>I hope your dinner is good
the duality of man, folks
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>>944781135
>>944782508
>>944782782
>>944782848
>>944784711
>>944785886
Literally built for BBC.
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>>944781135
reminds me of the disgusting "sketti" Mama June made on that Honey Boo Boo show
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>>944781135
Herpes detected.
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>>944787099
And my BWC. Would try if we lived closer.
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>>944787303
thats a pimple dummy
>>944787251
LOL
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>>944781429
>I suggest chunk light and not albacore
chunk light also has less mercury than albacore
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>>944783040
it's depressing that a wrecking ball of a slamhog like you can get laid whenever she wants, but i have to work my ass off for it
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>>944787362
Sorry, Sems is BBC team only. Nobody wants a tiny white penis.
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>>944782782
>>944782508
>Fat with zero tits
sad desu
How short are you that you look like that but are still under 300lbs?
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>>944787623
i ahve the tuna packet things
>>944787362
aesthetic
>>944787721
have you tried being less annoying and whiny? shrug. lots of guys also can get sex rather easily, sounds like a (You) issue
>>944787778
4'9 as stated! also last time i weighed i was pretty close to 300lbs
>Fat with zero tits
its so you can stay close to my heart xoxo
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>>944781135
You always cheer me up. My life is shit and I hate it, but it's better than this, so I guess I'm onto something. Stay based.
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>>944788872
>have you tried being less annoying and whiny?
you don't know anything about me
quiet, piggy
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>>944789242
well i know that youre complaining about a lack of sex and my non lack of sex
and i know its probably because youre annoying or something ive known dog ugly faggots who manage to stick their penis in a warm wet conventionally attractive hole so, again, (You) are the issue.
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>>944787723
She literally has posted before she needs bleached because she is a mutt
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>>944789957
this is what they dont understand

I , ME SEMS, am the BBC (big black cunt)

i need myself some white chocolate ifyaknowwhatimsayin
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>>944790290
Love ya, bae <3
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>>944781135
I think you are sexy the way you are.
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>>944781135
That don't seem healthy
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I would literally take a plane there this summer between school terms and do some degenerate shit on cam with my face covered for one of these threads, kek. Make a whole weekend of it. You're cute. It's not about being seen with you, it's about being identifiable on this stupid shithole website.
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>>944792676
Forgot to add that even without the thread, still would.



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