Why can't atheist define atheism???
>>944787138WE ARE ALL EQUAL!!
They actually can. It's pretty easy actually if you understand even a little bit of any programming language or algebra:Theism is having the variable of 'God' declared. Atheism is having the variable of 'God' uninitialized or undeclared. There. Done. You can stop spamming these.
>>944787617Lmfao saved
>>944787138that's easy:Atheism: the absence of belief in the existence of deities.
>>944787750Cute analogy, still not a definition. You just replaced “belief” with “variable” and pretended that solved it.
>>944787617There is no such thing as atheism.A person may be against one religion or another, but there's always one or a few they support.
>>944787829Well I learned it from your mother replacing her 'ass' from my cock with her 'mouth', so *shrug*(Let her know she still owes me 5 bucks by the way.)
>>944788167Theist 1 Atheist 0NEXT!
>>944788219I'm fucking serious man. I need that money for cigs. She's not paying me off with another lousy fucking suckjob either. Maybe you could teach her sometime considering your prolific ability for giving oral sex to penises. (This is not an analogy)
>>944787138It's fully defined, you're just too retarded to understand the definition.It's like when you're a child and adults tell you to use a dictionary to look up how to spell a word and you can't spell enough to actually use the dictionary. That's you. You're too retarded to understand the definition.
>>944787750>Atheism is having the variable of 'God' uninitialized or undeclared.incorrect. You are describing an agnostic view. Atheists just can't do it...
>>944790221>you're just too retarded to understand the definition.and yet you can't provide one... interesting.
>>944790344Nope. It's fully defined in the books we keep definitions in. You're literally proving my point. Too retarded to operate.
>>944787138It means I don't believe in your never ending story.
Here's the only definition of Atheism you'll need: The worship of a cosmic random number generator along with the belief that everything is due to random chance and that there is no possible way there could be any intelligent design involved.
>>944787138>Why can't atheist define"why can't theist grammar"
>>944790430>It's fully defined in the books we keep definitions inso it would be trivial for an intellectual giant like yourself to let little old retarded me in on the definition... unless... :P
>>944790571It would be trivial. Should also be trivial for a retard pretending they're smart enough to use a book.
>>944790882>still no definitionim starting to doubt you
>>944790915This is the reason you and your ancestors have fallen for the worst written fan-fiction ever for 2,000 years. Too stupid to function.
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>>944791097posts calling me stupid: 4definitions for atheism: 0anon, my brother in Christ... you've lost. Peace be with you. Farewell.
>>944787138Atheism is just a simple absence of belief.Atheism is not an affirmative belief that there is no god nor does it answer any other question about what a person believes. It is simply a rejection of the assertion that there are gods. Atheism is too often defined incorrectly as a belief system. To be clear: Atheism is not a disbelief in gods or a denial of gods; it is a lack of belief in gods. Agnostic isn’t just a “weaker” version of being an atheist. It answers a different question. Atheism is about what you believe. Agnosticism is about what you know.If you lack an active belief in gods, you are an atheist. Being an atheist doesn’t mean you’re sure about every theological question, have answers to the way the world was created, or how evolution works. It just means that the assertion that gods exist has left you unconvinced.Wishing that there was an afterlife, or a creator god, or a specific god doesn’t mean you’re not an atheist. Being an atheist is about what you believe and don’t believe, not about what you wish to be true or would find comforting.
>>944791298> Help me, I need water> It's on the table over there> Why aren't you giving me water?!> It's right there, just drink it> Why are you doing this to me!?At some point, just take a hint. You're a fucking moron.
>>944787138atheists are so retarded now a days that they cant understand that it itself is a religionthey will argue this to no end, its pathetic
>>944792701Wow. Look at you frogposter. What a load of Ice Cream and Bacon you turned into. Also, on the subject of religion, I'm sure everybody's waiting to hear anything *you* have to say on the issue.
>>944787138What is this new meme?Why can't theist-shitposters understand what atheism is? Why you crying?
>>944793251>new memeHas to be trolling. No one could be this newfagish.
>>944793367>No one could be this newfagish.LOLYou get too much /b/ son. Leave this awful place.
>>944787138Why can't you use correct grammar? This is something I've noticed with you people, you have trouble making plural words and often even spelling your own religion correctly.
