I'd be a toaster because I like to see bread get destroyed.
A toilet because I love eating shit.
>>944789518I'd be a frying pan and I would smack the fuck out of you.
A washer/dryer because I love helping
>>944789518https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xU1W5iLsgM
>>944789518A nice pressure cooker, cause I know how to make REALLY great stock in one, but mine broke and I can't afford a new one.
A shower! I'd to help someone unwind after a long day!