His treacle treasure trove?
>>944796126each hit?
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>>944796126back in the old days, long before the internet, before CNN or cable TV, Larry King used to have an old all-night national radio talk show...Back then, they used to rely on a 7 second delay, so if anybody ever said anything obscene that would violate Standards & Practices, the staff would use the 7 second delay to bleep it out So it was impossible to intentionally cuss on the airSo one night when I was a little kid, my funny as fuck genius bother and I were getting high and listening to Larry Kings broadcast, which happened to be about MARIJUANA that night...So like I said my brother was a fucking brilliant comedy genius guy, and he devised an idea off the top of his head:He told me to call the show, and start "confessing to smoking pot", and to use the term EACH HIT...so sure as fuck, I called the show, "confessed to smoking weed", and told Larry "the weirdest part was with each hit I took, I got higher"And as Larry King listened, I explained, "well... With each hit.... With each hit... Each hit... Each hit... Each hit... EACH HIT, EACH HIT, EAT MY SHIT, MOTHERFUCKER!!"and his staff wasn't paying attention, and my call was broadcast with being bleeped out....And I told Larry King to EAT SHIT like 12 times....It was sooooooo funny (I was just a kid, like maybe 13 or 14, so I thought it was EPIC!!!!!)
You had to have been there, I suppose Because being just a kid, I was impressionable, and when my brother devised the EACH HIT technique, and it worked so perfectly, the simple fact that I had managed to tell Larry King to EAT SHIT repeatedly in front of millions of listeners?.... I felt it was one of my greatest achievements God damn, life used to be so much cooler
I managed to navigate my way through SEVEN SECONDS of telling him to eat shitUncensored .....................™absolute GOLD!!!
"Larry, when you smoke pot, they call it 'talking a toke' or 'taking a hit', but I noticed that with each hit.... with each hit.... Ummm... Each hit... And each hit... Each hit each hit EAT MY FUCKING SHIT"
>>944796728>>944796860>>944796943you have no friends btw
>>944796126Hey.... so you're the guy who eats feces?>>944796992lol wrong... I've got a bunch of real life buddies, and we've known each other since we were teens (decades now) and we all still stay in touch regularly AND?.... oddly enough, ever since my heart attack on September, they all started regularly calling or texting and checking to see if I'm doing okayPlus, they're just the core group, the "crew" I hung out with as young teens, but there are a shitload of friends I don't regularly talk to these days...And most importantly of all, I've got A BEST FRIEND who happens to be my genius beautiful wife... And then there are the hundreds of animals I've rescued / assisted / saved their lives....And also: the well over 800 women I've fucked... If they spread their legs for me, then obviously they considered me a friend.........................failmeister much?>>944796981
>>944797273Proof?
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