Will you be having the John Stamos special, sir?
>>944800159I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one. I take it from your visage that there may be some corn bits innit?
>>944800190It's a variation of the Bob Saget special. It's basically sliddin a log and masturbating whilst sitting on the toilet.
I am a toilet
>>944800159You have a log named secret fag?
>>944800226Goodness, that sounds lovely. I'll take SIXX. xD
>>944800226Ahem does it come with red pieces ala blood log?
>>944800264dont be so greedy
They are brown hehe
>>944800376Only recommended for more experienced slidders
>>944800376It's not all for me. I have a lot of throtes- er, friends.
You know what's crazy? This is literally history being made, they'll say the logposters successfully pulled off the longest running shit(hehe)posts ever cited as a testament of tenacity and dedication to the wacky based historical figures itt
