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Jesus fucking christ, I ate one of these one night. Something my girl bought, I didn't want to cook so I made a mac n cheese... Worst 2 weeks of my life. WTF are they putting in this shit?
I'll give you a run down
>wake up
>spend 2 hours in bed just watching youtube and news
>get hungry
>make PIC FUCKING RELATED because it was the only thing in pantry
>10 hours later
>I am shitting my fucking colon out of my ass
>I am a mac n cheese degenerate and I've never had this shit happen to me
>I am having to catch my breath
>re-align my life after this level of violent shitting
>think the worst is over
>NO IT IS NOT
>next day
>ass fucking hurts
>effect my walking type of hurt
>3 days of this
>one day at work, decide to get some snacks at the gas station
>checking out my trailer trash food
>feel something... not normal
>nani face
>go to bathroom
>wipe ass
>NANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII?!
>blood, A GIANT FUCKING clot, more blood, won't stop
>idk what to do, just keep wiping?
>more blood, another clot
>go home sick
>go to doctor
>turns out it was a massive fucking hemorrhoid
>I've never had a had one
>spend a week and a half bleeding out my underwear
I will never touch mac n cheese again... taco bell has done a number one me and not once have I fucked up my ass because of it. what the fuck are they putting in these processed foods? I have never thought about having cancer in my ENTIRE life until my ass spilled blood like a cultist tried to sacrificed something in my name to make it so..
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>>944801156
We warned you not to take the mark o.. I mean the jew jab.
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>>944801156
Eat more fiber.

Like get some metamucil. You ate a whole box of fiber fiberless goop and strained too much shitting.
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>>944801156
the kroger one is fucking gross, i buy the walmart branded one, it's basically velveeta shells
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I only eat organic mac n cheese when I eat mac n cheese. So far no issues. I dont eat it very often though. Maybe once every 10 days.
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>>944801156
Stop being a nigger and buy fresh food and google recipes jfc
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>>944801256
I haven't vaccinated myself for anything since I got out of the military
>>944801274
>>>944801275
I don't think I can't mac n cheese again tbh. and I started eating more blackberries
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>>944801314
I usually do, we just didn't have anything, and it was one of those days I didn't want to go out and get anything.
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>>944801324
Thanks for your service. Honestly could be coincidence or could be some sort of industrial contamination.

It is time to dial back on the processed food and start eating whole foods. Not the grocery store but just real foodstuffs and if you gotta get something in a can or box make sure the ingredients list is short and you know whats in it.
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>>944801324
they used to have this frozen mac and cheese and you put it in the oven for 30 mins and it came out so good.
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Just boxes full of frozen chemicals. I doubt there is any real food in them at all. Just make your own food from quality ingredients. Make more than you can eat, then vacuum pack and freeze the lefyovers for later use. Probably cheaper and definitely healthier.
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i keep seeing about food recalls. has it always been like this or is shit just falling apart?
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>>944801156
whenever I get hemorrhoids it's from wiping my ass too much after a really nasty shit. it sounds like that might be what happened here. the shitting yourself part could be explained by potential contaminants or an allergy



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