g/fur
Weirdos
Indeed you are.
Hm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBgnh55fOJM
>>944812308When are you gonna import borby, to be your personal bober-kurwa maid?
>>944812407But then he'll turn the backyard into an onion farm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fh4xGH-ph0c
>>944813832Keep him busy, give him a vodka every now and then.
No
Put it in backwards and it's ON
>>944817454
i bought that mug by the way
hell yea
Put on some lipstick, drink from it, take pictures, and post them here.
like this?
Very good.
wow Eddy
BEEFCAKE 2026: The Bakening
disgoosting vermin
Mini bnuy stealth paw paw!
Winchester rifle sniper scope!
Nuh-uh!I got special double + FAT-4U armor platings!!!
TAHEK NAHALAH MALAK NA TUSH!!!
>>944820972impressive
Good afternoon.
>>944820972Eddy, did the weight gain finally stick for you?
Bite the RiegelTaste die Furche
>>944822249Goodness to you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oucYJWy5CG8
>>944823272Hole.
>>944823362Big fat ass plow job into Mormon boy holesRecite them smoked bacon jowl recipes
>>944820972>>944821759hot
>>944823769Dumb 69 fox...
>>944823995>fox>not fat fuck
>>944824020FAT FUCK 2026Feed me twinks
>>944824106Fatten up any twink and make them a chub. Or, like you said, eat the twinks instead.
U all fat.
>>944824145fatFAT!
>>944824158Tru
>>944824221and we like it like that!and that's a fact!
>>944824133Twink of Pudge+10 heft+10 cushioning+10 plapp-5 rations>>944824131
>>944824243No, I like femboys, snarf like twinks. borby wants hoobers. Think you might be the only person that likes fat
>>944824364You like big fat wide strong fucks to fuck you while they eat potato salad with creme fraiche and corn from the can
>>944824364>Think you might be the only person that likes fatAnd not just here, in the entire WEBSITE!!!!!!!
>>944824477No>>944824489Lucky you that is also 80% of the people on here.
>>944824551It's got chives and lots of eggs~
>>944824551
SmashingYourBoigah
>>944824999those gay gummies
>>944825039I'm your huckleberry
Berries
I need more mustard powder. I got carried away with making Chinese hot mustard and used it all up.
Berries!/blog
Eddy, feed me fembois.
If you are going to feed on humans there are a number of methods one could follow. The way the Mesoamericans did it was simmering the meat still on the bone with a low heat over several hours with various spices. Annato, chilis, and pipián sauces were added to the pot to flavor the meat. The Gray Man would take the fatty cuts, namely the glutes, and roast them in a gas oven until fork tender. The Fore people would carve up the body into various cuts and remove certain organs, then grill those on a rack over a large fire.
I think the stewing method used by the Mesoamericans sounds like it would yield the best results for a femboy. It would remove all meat from the bone, break down the tough connective tissues, and tenderize what would otherwise be tough and stringy.
Scaphismic tenderization
That would taint the meat with parasites and bacteria which would cause serious illness and potentially death. You shouldn't eat rotting meat or the meat of animals that died of a disease, even if fully cooked, the same would go for the meat of a human who was killed by the boats.
That is of course if you even believe such a method existed or was ever implemented. There is no archeological evidence besides the writing of a person known for pure fabrication writing about an adversarial empire he wanted to villainize as being barbaric.
Archeology pisses me offScaphismic tenderization!
Just as the Brazen Bull was most probably a fantastical invention to demonize (with good reason) the cruelties and excesses of tyrannical rulers with unchecked power, the boats method most probably never existed. Similar to the both the boats and The Brazen Bull, The Iron Maiden was a fabrication of the Victorian Age which has no historical or archeological evidence that is was ever in use. The closest thing mention to The Iron Maiden prior to the 19th century was a Spartan automaton named Apega dating back to the late 3rd/early 2nd centuries BCE. Though of course that also most probably never existed either.
Now, if you ask me which method of execution would be best for preserving the meat for consumption I would say either decapitation (via guillotine or a professional headsman) or an execution style bullet to the brain. Both are very fast and do not damage the internal organs so no noxious chemicals are released (such as bile from a damaged liver or stomach acid) and the meat still has glycogen which is important for preservation, aging, and tenderization.
>>944827579Butt.
Butts for Snarf
He's a 10 but he's attracted to cubs
feetsie feets!!
>>944828014Butt.
>>944828014>BRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>944828576nigger
>>944829127
>>944829192yes
so, how is everyone what celebrating?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feast_of_the_Ass
>>94482842412/10 then15/10 if hes chubby
Feast of Fools best feast day.
>>944831687https://youtu.be/cvr6hgln0nI?si=BqC-aAQO2FUZ_gI4
>>944831244Holy based!
>>944832176I think they are talking about Ramp, who I believe isn't chubby.
>>944831725Isn't Frollo's whole thing that he raped that gypsy woman and practiced body mortification then eventually he gets burned to death?
>>944832377The only thing I know about the original book in detail is that Quasimodo starts dumping boiling oil on the crowds during the fire.
>>944832214?
>>944832450I've never read anything written by Victor Hugo. I'm talking about the Disney movie. Like, in the Disney movie isn't Frollo a secual predator that rapes the gypsy woman and practices body mortification then gets burned to death?
>>944832512Frollo spends the movie jerking off to her and then falls into the fires after his witch hunt sets the city on fire.
beepi boopi
>>944832706MEOW.
Katten, I am going to make meatloaf.>>944832561I am pretty sure at one point he gets her in his chambers and does stuff to her and at some point in the movie he uses a discipline to flagellate himself.
>>944832813I honestly don't remember most of the movie. I haven't seen it in years,
I read a plot synopsis of the book, apparently the gypsy woman gets hamged to death by the king and her body is chucked in a charnel house, meanwhile Quasimodo murders Frollo by throwing him off the top of the cathedral and then finds the dead rotting gypsy body, fucks it, then dies.>>944832845I am pretty sure that happens. It's why it's the best Disney movie.
>>944832919I know it has one of the best villain songs.
>>944832962I don't remember any of the songs. Frollo is one of only two Disney villains from before the Pixar era that aren't queer coded.
>>944832813i doughnut like meatloaf>>944832724mewmew i had hot coco
>>944833028https://youtu.be/U3NoDEu7kpg?si=td9_TyKf9D05H1_R>>944833037Cocoa is bad for kitties.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ocm8QdNR_d8
>>944833098lack of is bad for me though! I need my cocooo
>>944833037Who doesn't like meatloaf? This is gonna be good meatloaf. I'm making my meatball mix but doing it as a meatloaf instead and making my tomato sauce to put on top instead of ketchup.>>944833098That song is alright. It's cool that he's racist towards the gypsy woman and is also, like, she deserves to be tortured.
>>944833182its so much meat. I can't eat it anymore without feeling nauseous
>>944833347You're not supposed to eat an entire meatloaf to yourself, ya big dummy. You're only supposed to eat, like, a slice or two depending on how thick you cut it. It's no more meat than an hamburger or whatever.
Goodnight.
>>944833434nini snarfy, may you dream of delicious femboy butts
>>944833413nah man it makes me so sick ;~;
>>944834123You are of weak constitution. You also missed the delicious char siu that I made Sunday.
>>944834123Meat makes you sick?
>>944834277>docked and cropped dog cooks his own cock many such cases
>>944834277no just all that meatloaf. it's just too much idk. like a mental thing where it sickens me
It is because you are frail like an old lady.
>>944834349It's just a sausage, apron got a small bulge>>944834433Think meatslice not meatloaf then.
>>944834481nah man. I just cant anymore. I love meat and can eat that fine
Katten can't habdle the meatloaf, Katten can't handle the spice. It upsets his tumby tum.
>>944834741its just icky!!! i go bed now nini
>>944834787You're icky! Sleep well and have the sweetest of dreams my dearest Katten.
Good morning!
>>944832214Oi! BEEFCAKE!!!
Hmmm
HOOBERCAKE
>>944841016Hoobs
>>944841914Oiled hoobs
>>944842915Wow shiny
>>944842994Thank hoob fat
>>944843470Very fat
>>944843948Wow fat tits
>>944844561Boobaboobabooobabooba
Good morning (actually evening)Hows u?
>>944845224Smelly fox
>>944845581And that hoober actually have feet!
>>944844799Fat bimborbs>>944845224Sleepy tired evening evening
>>944845721Yes 4 toes>>944845924Ughgg
>>944846288Fat
>>944846677Wow me
>>944846783*throws apple pies at you*Fatso
>>944847193Grrr>>944847107Ugh!
>>944847476literally u
>>944847817What's their obsession with big rubber balls
>>944848026Hoober inherently ghey and just loves balls.
>>944847476
Remember to creampie your local hoober twink.
>>944848134Dumb horses!>>944848400Hmmmmm>>944848654Yeah look at that small boobs hoover, what a faggot
>>944848799Can you look at this for longer than five seconds?
Made dinner slightly too spicy.
>>944849131No
>>944849573Wow me neighther, I'll go have neightmares nowHoobs
>>944849371There is no such thing.
>>944850591Yes, and I have to eat it tomorrow and day after tomorrow too.
>>944850470neigh!
>>944833122Loved this movie and loved this song!
>>944842915i approve of hoobs,
>>944851945Good, maybe then you can build up a bit of spice tolerance and start eating bell peppers.
>>944852735
>>944852233wow eddy
