Coke was never that fun for me. Lsd and mushrooms though..

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>be me at 22
>go to smaller local bands metal outdoor festival
>having beers
>getting in the pit
>some fucking solid bands, decide to chill for a bit and just watch them play
>suddenly random bitch appears
>not terrible looking, decent body, a bit older than me
>asks me if i want to go fool around in her car
>i don't know where my friends were at this point, say fuck yeah, let's go
>get in the passenger seat of her car
>she reaches in her bag and pulls something out
>asks if i want a bump of crank
>never did it before
>do a small line, she finishes what she dumped out
>chill and talk for a bit, tell each other what cities we were from
>she reaches over mid sentence at some point and starts grabbing my dick
>i undo my pants and slide them down
>she leans over and starts licking my cock
>i put the seat back a little so we're not so obvious to people walking by
>still see a couple people look in as they go by, but nobody did anything
>i put my hand under her shirt and bra and squeeze her boobs as she's sucking the head of my dick, and holding it tight at the base
>tell her i'm getting close, does she want me to cum in her mouth, or what
>she moans, takes my dick out of her mouth and then jacked me off until i spilled my balls on my own stomach
>pretty much just cleaned up, said thanks and got out, didn't see her at all after that
>feeling pretty good from the bump, not really drunk at this point, decide to find my friends and tell them i just got my dick sucked
>hang out and enjoy some bands, and drink a shitload of beer
>go back to tent to sleep after the show is over
>can't sleep at all because of the crank
>lay awake fucked up all night with a half chub thinking about the head i just got and tits i just touched
>drive home with friends in the morning looking like a bunch of fucking corpses
>thankfully the bitch wasn't rife with disease, worried some shit was gonna show up, but luckily nothing ever did

>Went to a small college party in highschool
>barely drank or anything
>blacked out
>woke up in Jack in the Box drive thru line

>be me
>go to anime convention with friends
>get offered coke by a group of sanrio cosplayers
>especially cinnamoroll and mymelody rail fat lines

>>944809489
> Was given a drug
> Told it was MDMA
> Took it
> Felt like a king
> Human reincarnation of Donald draper
> Went from talking to to fucking the hottest girl I've ever met within 30 minutes in the bathroom at this club
> Other shenanigans ensue
> Turns out, it was meth
Great drug would highly recommend.

>>944809489
>took full strength salvia
>melted into bed

>>944809489
>26-27
>Best friend/drug provider in town for a concert with me and my live-in gf
>My second time doing MDMA, gf’s very reluctant first time
>Gf really does not like any drugs, but succumbed to peer pressure
>Popped first dose at venue
>Gf expected an immediate reaction and was complaining she didn’t feel anything
>20 mins in she got real quiet and wide eyed and was amazed she could feel the music moving in her lol
>Buddy and I had some beers and the 3 of us enjoyed a second dose
>My girl definitely wanted to touch and be touched and she only got more lovey after the second pill
>Got out a little early and got a Lyft back to our apartment
>We were all still feeling good
>We made some drinks
>My girl made some comments about taking advantage of her
>I told her my buddy has a big dick
>We ended up getting her topless and taking turns making out with her and touching ber
>Then she took turns blowing us
>She was really freaked out in a good way
>She and I went to bed and I went down on her until she got off
>We passed out naked
>She was definitely embarrassed the next morning, but remembered everything
>She was also amazed at how good she felt (minus her jaw being sore)

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>>944810808
Must be nice being included in your generation while also being a piece of shit

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>>944811327
>going online and getting mad that someone else had sex

>>944813459
Going online and posting revenge porn.
‘Hi woman at art store… I saw you grabbed a micron pen’

>>944813616
what the fuck are you talking about? you're just making a situation up

>>944810808
duuude sex on drugs is so fucking good
>>944809987
doing lines at a convention with cosplayers is wild, hell fuckin yeah brother

>>944811327
Faggot

owing to a severe injury I got to try ketamine last week, twice in one night. fucking wild ride. it's hard to put the experience into words, but I guess if you know, you know.

>>944810209
Does MDMA even exist anymore? You never hear about it in the news or anything. Back when I was in college in the 2000s it was everywhere and there were always stories and warnings in the news.

I forgot that it was even a thing, all you ever hear about now is meth and fentanyl which is gross.

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>>944809489
I LOVE drugs!
I store them in my Cherry Browns.
That's really the only use for them....

>>944809719
^ this

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I need to tell my trailer park stories.
> be me
> po'white trash livin inna trailer park in northern Wisconsin
> neighbor a few trailers down is Dewey
> Dewey has downs
> rumor has it he's the product of incest between a brother and sister
> Dewey is cool as shit
> has shopped lifted for us numerous times to the point Walmart banned him but Dewey gives no fucks
> also refues to snitch
> cops just give him a slap on the wrist every time
> drinking some maple syrup moonshine and smoking joints
> Dewey waddles up
> offer Dewey a joint
> Dewey pockets the joint and joins our circle
> puff puff pass when officer duffis shows up
> officer duffis often patrols or park like twice a day
> he thinks we're a bad influence on Dewey
> Dewey gets caught with the joint and moonshine
> gets scolded and lectured
> forced to dump out shine and crush joint into the gravel
> officer duffis fucks off after threatening us too
> Dewey goes back home then returns with a case of Busch lights
> Dewey reaces into his pocket and pulls out the joint we gave him earlier
> Dewey: "Punk Ass Bitch Pig can't catch me riding dirty."

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>>944809489
don't be a pussy and try meth instead. much more effective and lasts longer.