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ENVIOUS?
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not really
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>>944814441
Fat/gay
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Envious of being a low IQ nigger? no kek
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>>944814441

Why would anybody be envious of an OBVIOUSLY UNEMPLOYED isolated lonely awkward misfit masturbating loser with the ladies who's never seen a vagina in real life before, and spends every day fixating on giant penises, downloading more and more photographs of large penises?

You're pathetic.... You're literally one of the biggest losers on planet Earth

I GET PUSSY ALL THE TIME
lol @ your closet homosexuality
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>>944814441

You're a white weird misfit awkward geek, who never learned how to interact with girls on the playground back in school, and unlike the other boys, you never learned how to flirt with girls, how to ask them out on dates, you never experienced the first kiss, the prom date, any of those normal rites of passage....

THE LONELY MASTURBATING WHITE GUY WHO IS FIXATED ON LARGE PENISES

There's nothing to be envious about

You are one of the most pathetic fucking losers with the ladies I've ever seen

(And you don't have a job, so you can't afford to help your mother pay bills, so you're sitting in her spare bedroom riding her Wi-Fi like she's a public library, and she's spending a lot of money for you to download photographs of penises)
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>>944814441

While you're busy downloading more photographs of penises....

I've been busy getting deepthroat from my wife

A wife is a woman who loves you so much, she invests her entire life into your existence

(that's why you're unfamiliar with the term)
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>>944814441
Of your $17,000 a year? No.
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>>944815306
When your >4" you don't need to say deep throat, it's assumed since it's not really a struggle then
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>>944816453
Dude still gets more pussy than you lol
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>>944814441
Too big
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gosh i love niggers, they're so cool!
i really want to get into their culture, their habbits, their way of life. im going to start smoking crack and fetty, get me a glock with a switch, and go around killing niggers just like they do.
i just respect them so much.
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>>944821226
I'd rather have money.
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>>944827849
I'd take both, but if I had to have just one it would be pussy as long as I'm not minimum wage poor.
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>MUTILATED
>ENVIOUS?

yikes



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