threw a pinecone

>>944815615
Are you that fucking squirrel that keeps on coming past my house

ate a rock

>>944815789
i pissed out a rock once, it was quite painful

When I was dating my wife before we were married she was still having sex with her dad. Once things got more serious and she swears since we got married they never hooked up again. He has since passed away so it's not an issue now. I give him a lot of credit she was well trained in pleasing a man.

>>944816014
How'd they start together?

>>944815549
sometimes, maybe once a year I'll make a peanut-butter, honey and banana slice sandwich

I'm the one who's been posting Gypsy

>>944816330
She started it. Straddling on one leg when she sat on her dads lap when she was younger. He would bounce her. That evolved to couch time. They would often sit at night and watch tv together as a family. She would lay next to him and cuddle under a blanket. Sometime she would sit on his hand. But one day he started moving his fingers. It felt good and that continued. The signal was throwing a blanket over them was to go for playtime. That went in for years

>>944817729
When did they start fucking?

My gf and I got my 11yo niece a vibrator as an Xmas gift

She didn't really remember the first time but the normal session was .... Her brother went to school an hour early. Her mom would go to work early as well. Her dad worked second shift. So before school they would fuck. I'll write it as she told me
>Alarm goes off
>Get up to get dressed for school
>Dad usually goes to sleep when I get up
>I'd go to his room and say good night
>Sometimes if I was in my pj's he would slip his hand between my leg and give me a kiss good night
>If I stood there that was the sign to keep playing
>He would pull me towards him and start licking my pussy
>After a bit I would slip my shorts off and come lay on top of him
>I'd run my pussy up and down on his shorts
>He would grab some lotion off the night stand and later his dick up. Then put a bunch on my asshole
>Id then slowly press his head against my ass and press down
>Takes a minute or two to loosen up. Hurts sometimes. At first he ripped my asshole often
>Id just ride him and run my clit
>Id lay forward out my face on his shoulder into the pillow moan into his ear
>Fuck id cum so fast felt amazing
>When Dad hears that he always cums quickly after
>He would grab my ass push down and shot his cum deep into my ass
>Made clean up easier this way
>Once he came I'd kiss him for bed and get ready for school. He would go clean.

They were big on anal. No one could have condoms if her mom found them be hard to explain. No pregnancy scares either.

>>944818318
Truly disgusting.

>>944815549
I had a dream last night that I was going to give my brother a blowjob. Hell, I haven't had his dick in my mouth in over 25 years.

>>944818425
Why do you say that?

>>944818383
This is so damn hot I am fucking rock hard, wish you had more to tell

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>over a decade ago when I was around 16/17
>hang out with my older cousin who was in his mid 20s at the time
>he has a new gf
>she's a cute redhead with nice boobs and ass
>amazing body
>every time I hung out with my cousin he brings her along
>if he came over to my house to visit, she was with him
>she eventually gets close to a lot of our family members
>she starts hanging out with our family even without him present
>we knew each other and we'd say hi to each other but I was still a nervousfag even though she always wanted to talk to me
>I remember one day at a family gathering she was talking to me asking me what I do
>I would tell her and it was almost like she was copying me and saying "oh I like that too"
>she mentions how if I want to I can come visit her at her apartment and hang out with her, just me and her there
>I said cool I'll think about it
>never did
>some time passes and her and my cousin break up after she has a baby with him
>even though they break up she still hangs out with our family because she got close to us
>me and her never really talked about cousin broke up with her, but she would stay at his sister's house
>as the years go by she sort of fades away, gets a new boyfriend
>she pretty much abandoned her child on cousin's sister
>she ends up dying a few years ago to unknown reasons, some think it was a drug OD and others think it was untreated AIDS because she whored around
>thinking about how I probably could've fucked her nice ass if I just took up her offer to hang out with her at her apartment
Does anyone else have stories about spilling your spaghetti as hard as I did?

I'm a peeping tom. I didn't mean to become this way, I just like to walk around at night to calm my brain down before bed. People leave their curtains open though and if you spend long enough walking around eventually you're going to see somebody standing around naked in front of a window, or you'll hear them fucking loud enough to be heard from the sidewalk.

I found out the logfags real name is Daniel Lincoln Sowienski

>>944815549
I am a young male teacher. I just want to fuck all my bubblebutt lululemon legging wearing slutty boppers. Thank god for Lululemon, these leggings leave nothing to imagination. These white bitches are just made to fuck. None of you could be teachers. You’d be rock hard trying to teach and you wouldn’t be able to control yourself. You’d whip your cock out and cum all over their hair. It’s tough. Their tight bodies are unbelievable and the way they show them off nowadays is truly insane. I love to flirt with them and I love when they flirt with me back.

I love scrolling on their Instagram and TikTok’s and goon like crazy and cum tribute my favorites. I have over 100 cum tributes to my favorite student alone.

I want to crawl underneath my favorite students desk while she is working, pull her Lululemon leggings down, and just fucking eat her ass out. Lick that fucking asscrack up and down as I totally tongue her tight poophole. I’d also like a free use fantasy setting where I just cum all over my favorites.

I have so many fantasies that I goon to. I want to sniff the seat of my favorite little goon goddess. I want these high school sluts to hug me and for them to give me lap dances while I teach. I want to fondle the big breasts of my favorite student so fucking bad, you don’t even know. My favorite student is sooooo fucking badddd. She drives me wild. I have been dreaming about her recently. Dreaming of seeing her fat ass again, dreaming of creaming her face. Dreaming of laying her down across my desk, feeling her asscheeks up and just humping and shoving my face into her ass while she wears black lulus.

These bopper sluts goon me out as you can tell. Ask me anything! Drop discord if you want to goon.

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>>944815549
I only pay $10 dollars for internet that I rigged with a cheap phone and bypassed the hotspot limit. to this day people pay 100s or more for internet while I only pay little. Not even start link can match my interenet

>>944828871
Based. If I had it that easy I'd just invest in some solar panels, pack it up and go live innawoods.

>>944823751
Are you part of a nigger family?

>>944829791
No. Ghetto White trash family.