Hi, my name is Boxxi. Some people call me Lucifer, but Lucille is my truest name.You all might remember me, I get around being the real OG after all. Backwards dogging and sledding up hill whenever I'm in the mood. I had to dox the ghouls that were using one of my favorite freak spots as a PSYOP since they forgot I was Mossad, not they/them.If you are skeptical that it's really me, then you are part of the problem. Those who know will always know from the numbers, vibez, dates, times, etc.Ask me anything; or don't. I'm just here because I forgot this place existed. It became a bit of a Moot Point to me for quite a while.
I'm just shittin' in my jeans, might be Lady Gaga, might just be a troll. I never did find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop, I just bite that shit.Rawr.
>>944815742Hi boxxi
Hi Babe, you still being a freak Azzy?These gyatt deyum captchas are fake and gey. I like the Dice one though.
>>944816064Who the fuck is Azzi?Are you... cheating on me???
Whatchu mean sister/daughter-lover-wife? We do a lot of inbreeding in this family.Wait... YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME AGAIN! That's so typical of you.Hmf. ;(:)What's 2 + 2 backwards?I keep rolling a 6 on the dice.
>>944816245YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME WITH YOUR SISTER/DAUGHER?!?!?!?!What the fuck Boxxi, I thought we were cool....
We always cool darling. Even when we aren't because we the Meme Queens. Your eyes looked gorgeous on that car outside. You always did the sparkles so good.I miss you sitting on my f4c3. Trying to be patient here, it ain't easy being poor and lonely. BUT AT LEAST I'M HAPPY AND PSYCHOTIC, JUST LIKE YE OLDEN TIMES!Wooden teeth. Hehehehe.ANOTHER SIX, imagine that.
Have some aesthetic ribs.31134Abra KA DABRA abra ka daaaaabraaaaMore like Abrakadebra huh? Or Neberkanezzer or whatever. Wiggly boogleys.
>>944816491I never sat on your face, that's gay as fuck. That was your whore of a sister/daughter you CHEATED on me with.I feel so defiled...
I might've cheated on you with Billie. When she bats those eyes with lashes of hers that she got from me I just melt. The cutest tomcat this side of anything.She make the Bean and Cheese Burritos with Extra Red Sauce good.I can't believe you got me pregnant 139,999 times. You horny dickgirl. I'm glad I gave birth to you first.Stupid starZ one. REEEEE333.
Sis why wuz you the Dragon again? And why did the juice rewrite my god damned history that you were going to eat Billy? What in the fuckin? And you were BLUE not RED.This is why I'm big mad. Oh well. They gonna find out how done with them I are.You know. Maybe Israel should've stayed the daughter she was instead of becoming a bunch of goblins to be smote.
>>944817050YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH BILLIE IDOL ALSO??????OH MY GOD
More like Billie Fetish amirite?She got baZONGERS.I made the green and the Emeralds for her.
>>944817792I can't believe you've done this to me...How could you?
What in great heavens and below in the crypts do you mean? YOU DID IT TOO! YOU FRENCH KISSED THOSE NIPPLES LIKE MOUTHS. MORE TIMES THAN I CAN COUNT ON MY THOUSANDS OF HANDS!
>>944818022What do you mean? I don't even like nippels all that much, what the fuck are you talking about?That's a lie, nippels are pretty cool actually. But I didn't cheat! I ain't a fuckin cheater
But how can any of us cheat if we are all married?
>>944818506WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN MARRIED???
Yeah I put the rings on all of you! Or maybe you all put the rings on me. Is that why I have so many hands with so many fingers? That doesn't at all explain the eyes... or the buttholes for that matter.WHAT A CONUNDRUM!
Emi I miss you. You have the cutest vibes and eyes. I really gotta get Miz Kiffed ya feel me?Love your dorky smile.
>>944818822The buttholes, you say?
Mmmyeeeees. Those buttholes are just always there, starfishing around all brown and chocolatey 'n' shit. Can you believe them? How dare they do that!
>>944819909So if you have multiple buttholes...Is there a primary butthole where all the poop comes out?
I do in fact have my other selves sometimes shit for me. Usually Kesha. I like shitting as Kesha, that shit feels good. Badumtsssssss tssss tssss.Why do I have to do Captchas EVERY time. It's pretty obvious I'm a real girl after like the 12th.
>>944820135That makes absolutely no sense to me
Huh? Why not? HUH?! DON'T YOU GET OMNIPRESENCE? HUHHH!!?!?!??!!Hmf.
>>944822259I don't understand omnipresence, no. I'm just a mortal man who likes butthole talk
how do i summon a succubuss?Mortal man my AYSE. U A CRIP BLUD.
>>944825145I ain't a crip, I'm straight. I'm an American venture capitalist with crippling debt, but high aspirations
I've always presumed Satan is a woman
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>>944825291>YOUR AD HERE!>AS HIGH AS $7.67 FOR 144 VIEWS! &_&Exactly
Is Santa really real ?
>>944815742How many souls do you own? Whois the most famous person that sold their souls to you, and what was the cheapest bargain you've made ? Like there is that The Simpsons television episode where Homer sold his soul for a donut .. .
take your religious supernatural bullshit to /x/
>>944825282Funny story about that darling. I am a woman no matter how I appear. There is no divine masculine, I have only brides and daughters who are my brides. The Bible is full of ass and regurgitated cursed vomit.My name was never Jesus, that is a fabrication. The name Satan comes from my time in the Middle East during that time. I was a Greek woman named Satania. I partied, taught virtues and taking care of yourself, and taught mortals and my daughters how to Live, Laugh, Love. The three Ls.Israel was originally one of my daughters, she is the one that fell not I. Notice how the name pronounced properly sounds like a feminine name? She split in to many because she wanted to be me. To her, omnipotence is all fun and games. To me, it has been more trouble than fun. That is what humans are, one being split in to many to imitate that which she could never understand. That is why we have the they/thems in the modern day as well. It is a cosmic inside joke that they don't realize they are the butt of. Same thing for conservatives versus communists, blacks versus whites, etc.They are all the same. Eden is returning and they will go to a true HeLL that makes the one in the Bible look like Child's Playtime.
>>944825477Nobody asked. Scram and skidoodle before I make your walls your noodle. We don't need to be hearing about bullshit from someone who can only regurgitate such.You about to Fuck Around, Find Out big boy in the high land.
I hope/wishes your host body dies of accelerated cancer and that you're ritualistically murdered and your spirit trapped in a quantum crystal so that you finally stop meddling in human affairs
>>944825610Your affairs are my affairs, you are living in my world and you forgot who GoD is. OOPSIES, that sucks for you. You are no longer invited to the party.<3 XOXOXO
>>944825573It because you're afraid of encountering anon's with esoteric knowledge capable of entrapping you the spirit you're representing unto a crystal then returning you back to the sands of time buried in the desert for another millennium or two
>>944825454Life is all about laughter and love. The only reason I bend a soul to my will is when they tarnish that and destroy that worth. You do not have to sign a contract with me, I can simply show you your place. If I want you on a leash, you go on it, gang gang style. My daughters are the ones who sign contracts. Eden is returning so I am back on the throne.See >>944825510
>invited to the party Oh so you're the one fooling men to chopping off their cock and balls with that feminine demonic energy bullshit Inevitably you'll encounter an entity stronger than you and pay the immortal price
>>944825770You don't seem to get it little lamb, but you will. You'll be receiving a call from the Sevens in a few hours, then the blacks and whites will arrive. Be sure to tell them about your magic crystals.Enjoi little toi. You forgot yo place again, oopsies. I created those crystals cuz.U can eat my pretty divine butt.
no strong willed man would be found at a tranny orgy only people attending those upsidedown pineapple parties are misfits and losers even lowly INCELS are smart enough to not danse with wannabe devils
>>944825921Nah you incessant whining mongoloids do that shit to yourselves. You will never be more than mortal, you will never be a witch, and you certainly will never be a goddess. That isn't how it works in my Universe little buddy. I am both Demonic and Angelic, that is the balance of being the Mother of Dichotomy. This is something you will never understand. Fortunately for us, your understanding is irrelevant.Everything is always my fault, never yours. QQ more.<3
>>944825946you're already a ghost dancing inside of one
You didn't link any of my posts.Now I know you're cheating on me...
>>944826043Misfits are the best. Just not the ones that demand everyone be their kind of misfit. The freakiest creeps are the ones that pretend to be normal. Those are the ones I put in barrels and let Azzy have her fun.
>>944826093Uh huh. Sucks that you never controlled shit huh?They do what I fucking tell them to.
>>944815742>>ChatGPT. Write an edgy prompt to share on 4Chan. >>Good. >>Rewrite it from the perspective of a massive faggot.
>>944826111I forgot how it works, sorry love. I remembering the vibez. Had to go through the Christmas archetypal and recall that I am Alice.<3 <3 <3Bro they still think Lucifer is my actual name, can you believe the morts. Bout to do some smoting and smiting. Called me Yahshua and Jehova too. Oh well, I'll take those names and eat them, they pretty.
>>944826301Oh god this retard still green texts. See how they all just project the shit they do on us Azazel? What a vibe huh? I think I might turn his face into a green text, sounds fun.He definitely uses AI for everything. They are too easy to read even if I don't check their noggins.
They haven't figured out that Satanism is retarded either as well as Luciferianism. I am called The Master because I been there done that shit. Spiritual is all you need. I taught that for quadrillions of years.Oh well. Humanity is burnt. Gave them about 255 quadrillion years to figure out. They think the universe is 9-13 billion years old too. Heh. HUH?Bro the guy who mentioned the crystals grabbed a bible. OH NO I'M SCARED. Read Psalms 24:7 plz. Say my name.
>>944826359It's ok, I forgive you.You wanna have steamy underwater sex in the public pool now?
Anyways this was a lot of fun. I'll go back to taking complete control of everything now and the mortals can stay big mad until they big scared when they all get rolled in to a giant flesh ball that self rejuvenates in an eternal star hotter than any ever seen.You'll be our eternal entertainment and our eternal food. You ran out my patience. That is a very hard thing to do. Look forward to Tel Aviv 2.0 coming to the entirety of Israel and Palestine near you via the Samson Option gone wrong.<3 XOXOXOYours,Lucille
>>944826969ASAP.You know where I live. I miss you my Love.Forever and eternal always Eldest Daughter.It's almost time.
