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>>944816142Easy.....I FUCKED SEVEN WOMEN SIMULTANEOUSLY ALL BY MYSELF™I was in my early twenties, like maybe 23, and I was a DJ at a strip club in atlanta.... I had TWO live-in girlfriends, all three of us sleeping in the same bed every night (there was only one bed in the apartment) and the two of them used to refer to themselves as my one "singular" girlfriend, instead of plural Anyway, one was a little blonde and the other one was a little Japanese girl...And one night we made SO MUCH MONEY at the strip club, everybody was in a really really good mood, so they invited two other dancers to come home with us, get high and fuck...I called a taxi, and then THREE MORE strippers decided they wanted to come along with us, so I called another cab. All seven of the strippers came home with me And over the course of an entire weekend I fucked every single one of them, and they all took turns sucking my dick, and we all got high and they went down on each other and it was a blast...EPILOGUE:Believe it or not, although I had a blast, it still wasn't very rewarding. I found it much more rewarding to be with one woman at a time
>>944816142Your mom bud
>>944816142I've heard using your left hand instead of your right can be quite fun.
>>944816142And believe it or not, the weirdest thing: The two live-in girlfriends lived with me for almost an entire year, and I remember the blonde girl's name was Tara, but believe it or not, no matter how hard I've tried jogging my memory, for the life of me I CANNOT REMEMBER THE JAPANESE GIRL'S NAME !!!!!Isn't that bizarre? It seems like I would be able to remember it, because after all she was sucking my dick for almost a year She was one of the two girls I would wake up in bed with every morning AND FOR SOME WEIRD REASON I CAN'T REMEMBER HER NAME
>>944816350Are you bragging about fucking a nip? Asians are just YELLOW NIGGERS.Why do you brag about sticking your manmeat into a YELLOW NIGGER???!!!????
>>944816142me (18M) having sex with my GF (17F), and two randos (18F and 16F) all night. Oh to be 18 again.
>>944816142Every year I go to Prague to drink young white. While there I get some grams of coke and go to several whorehouses.
>>944816501young wine*can be white and red.
got snowballed by girl. still think of it today 10 years later
Freshman year of college this really hot girl is into me but my buddy has a big crush on her and wants to date her so I never ended up getting with her, which worked out cause they ended up dating for the entirety of college, we all become close friends. But fast forward until junior year, she brings her younger sister who's a sophomore in high school to one of our parties, who looks like a younger hotter version of the girl. Long story short we all get drunk and the older sister tells me to go for it so I end up fucking the younger sister all night. She was up for anything and already kinda a slut in bed for her ageTldr don't fuck your buddies crush, karma pays
>>944816449Bragging, my ass.....Notice she's the one whose name I couldn't even remember(But the little blonde named Tara was quite a hottie! )
>>944816142One time I sexed my wife and then she got pregnant. That was pretty awesome.
>>944817007Sounds hot! Was her body better too?
>>944816142>was 20>first holiday in spain with the boys>just scored weed off a rep for a club, leave buds in club while I go looking for rolling papers in the pizza place (don't ask).>pizza place is closed, start walking back and get wolf whistled by girls hanging around a balcony.>"play it cool", I smile and notice they're hot, ask why they're not out and they invite me up if I have booze>>"I got better than booze">they say their 17 so they can't get into bars without ID, which is fair enough, I figure they're a bit young, but two of them are cute and the third one is skinny with a tight ass (hotpants) which is my jam.>present weed, make coke can pipe and we play spin the bottle.>they get high and try to one up each other with kink and try to out-slut each other.>like, going from kissing to kissing my dick to put it in your mouth etc.>end up with one at a time in a bedroom.>just me and the skinny chick left, the other two faded.>skinny chick admits they're only 15....>mfw
>>944817144I don't know if I can adequately describe how hot they both were. Like super athletic, skinny, pretty face. The sister was in the top sorority and the younger sister went to our same college and joined the same sorority later years too. She had a super tight body and was fun to fuck
>>944816142>lose virginity to a fat broad>cant even cum>have sex with a femvoy>again cant cum>current person im dating is asexual and wont even try it despite being a virginWhat do I even fucking do? I love my partner a lot but this is starting to really weigh on me, and every time I bring it up they shut it down or ignore me. Any advice would be appreciated. Breaking up is not an option because otherwise everything is perfect and also we live together.
>>944817489Just rape the stupid whore, asexual my ass.
>>944817021You specifically mentioned fucking a YELLOW NIGGER!
>>944817357Hope she had great tits to match
>>944816142had sex for an entire week with a natural 10 at 21, she was like 19 or 20
>>944816142Filename
>>944816142Did you just try to post a 15kb image and act like you wouldn’t get clowned on?
throw down a paint tarp like a hallway runner at the local park turn on the sprinklers, night time slip and slide soon like 20 people all shivering and laughing together looks like a hanes catalogue.
>>944817553I forget you retards have never had sex or never been in an actual real life situation, therefore have no morals. Kill yourself, you are reprehensible. At least your genes wont spread.
>>944818020I’ve had sex many times and “asexual” is just another genre of faggotry invented by narcissistic millennials, it’s not a real thing.
> 25m was never into blonde girls. Always preferred brunettes> Met with a girl, blonde. A bit older than me, single mom at a pub,> I wasn't really into her but figured I could use the practise in trying some moves.> Needed the toilet in the pub, got up and went for the kiss.> Super receptive, gives me tongue and beams a smile> Arrange to meet a few days later, offered to cook me some dinner> Talking for 30 minutes, getting flirty. Getting more into her I think, but hey, I'm not into blondes.> She wants to show me a painting she did. Bends over to pick it up making sure to show off the shape of her ass.> Instinct.exe> Touch her ass, she turns around and smiles.> Get up and grind on her while she's still bent over> She responds by rubbing on my dick with her ass> Start lifting her dress up, she's wearing really pretty red panties> Go for it, as she stands, unzip her dress and lift it off her.> Full red lingerie. She means it!> I'm hard as fuck, need to go for it.> I get naked, pull her panties to the side and get in her.> She reached down and holds my balls> Tells me to eat her pussy. I do. > Make her cum, pretty dedicated to pussy eating> She sucks on my dick again, it's practically a porn movie> Bends over the sofa, orders me to finish in her.> I do, she was too hot.> Spent a few minutes getting dressed> Eat dinner, she's a great cook it turns out.> Spend the whole rest of the night fucking. My body had never physically cum multiple times in one night before. I never knew I could.> No idea what time I finally slept.> Met up with a mate of mine the next day to see a movie in the cinema, fell asleep half way through.> He still takes the piss out of me for it to this day. Still doesn't believe me I was literally up all night fucking this girl.Life changed, suddenly I liked blonde girls.
>>944817489Genuine advice is that when you're not sexually compatible, you break up especially if you're only datingYou have your needs and your sexual desires are valid and human (imagine if someone told you not to eat because of x/y/z reason)Either you leave or you throw a hail mary and suggest an alternative that allows your sexual desires to be met (e.g. open relationship/prostitute)If she's not willing to even let the conversation be initiated, you man up and tell her it's serious and that the conversation needs to happen which will also increase the likelihood of it endingThere is little to no chance you can make her un-aesexual and it's implausible she'll compromiseI expect she'll hear 'My human needs aren't being met' and will probably say 'You knew I was asexual - why are we together' or 'what you've suggested is disgusting I'm done'In the very unlikely chance that she lets you smash - expect a 'My boyfriend coerced and raped me against my will' post in a few yearsI'm so serious anon - you're fucked; all you can do is end it or gambleMaybe someone else on the corpse of /b/ will propose a better solution
>>944818575I think youre right anon. Theres no winning in this situation. Fuck my life.
>>944817489This will not go anywhere. Well it will but not where you want it to go.End it, find someone you are sexually compatible with.Get off the internet, fembots aren't for you either.The best advice that sounds shit is when you stop looking, that's when you'll find what you want. It sounds shit, but it's true.The difference is the personality shift. If you aren't looking, you don't care as much, you don't seem desperate. You are also willing to take chances that you wouldn't if you were listening to your dick. You are also just in that mode of no fucks given. When you know you have nothing to lose, you will find girls are attracted to you more and will be less scared about making a move on you instead.I did exactly this. It was months until I even thought about trying to get with a girl. Then it just seemed to snowball. I went through maybe 12 girls in a few months, it just happened over and over. And it was simply because I stopped looking and just didn't care.Someone who tells you that they never want sex from you will not change. You cannot negotiate attraction, you cannot formulate some magic set of words that will suddenly make them fuck you. There is nothing you can do or say to change it.The only thing you can do is end it, move on.
>>944816142KILL KILL KILL KILL
>>944816142While spending summer vacation at my Aunts house on the lake, my cousin woke me up to go moonlight skinny dipping. We slid our bodies against each other in the water pretending it was just horseplay. In shallower water while she held onto the dock, my cock found its way inside her. She didn't protest, not even after I said I was going to cum. One of the best, most intense, nuts of my life.
I figured out I could fuck the neighborhood retard's ass and she wouldn't say anything. Didn't even need to say something to her. I could just get her into position, pull her pants and panties down and slide my lubed up cock inside and she would just take it like it was normal. I miss her
>>944820020pretty gross taking advantage of your sister like that
>>944820049I wish I could have fucked my sister. I only got to finger her a few times though
I once masturbated until some white stuff came out.I was eleven at the time and it scared me so I haven't done it since.
>>944816428Is your name Trevor lol
>>944816142Hey man? You ever look in windows at a women college and watch them undress?
I hooked up with a woman who had a small role in a Christmas Hallmark movie.
>>944816501>young whiteis this a euphemism for predatory paedophilia?
>>944816142Girlfriend found out I was a sissy faggot and made me suck her gay friend's bigger cock.
>>944820180I fucked her and she was pretty mid t.b.h.
two sisters one foot each was funi actually didn't do much fun just bc life has been a fucking disaster
>>944824709You should probably kill yourself for being such a degenerate piece of human trash.
I have fucked every si gle woman that has come into contact with me, including your mom
>back in college>out downtown with a few buddies at a bar/pizza place >some formal sorority event is happening in a bar near us, so people dressed up are drifting in and out>gf of guy in our big friend group comes up and talks to us>shes bitching about her bf who chose not go to event with her for a trip with his friends to vegas instead>as shes talking, she just stretches her toned, long sexy legs out and rest them in my lap (we were sitting in a booth)>slowly start flirting with her while rubbing her legs>shes just laughing and doesnt seem to mind>testing her limits, start feeling her up thighs right there in the restaurant, and she does nothing, just keeps joking around>tell her I will buy her a shot to make her feel better>start drinking with just her, all the time shes all over me>tells me theres an after party at her place that her roomates are throwing so we go there>no ones there, says they are coming later>she sits next to me on their couch while she text someone >move my hand up her dress, start rubbing her pussy through her panties>she does nothing, just keeps texting, but slightly moans and adjust her body to push her crotch into my hand more>finishes texting and then leans over and starts making out with me>we go into her room and have slow, sensual sex for at least 30 min>see her phone and see her bf was blowing up her phone>mfw I cucked some chad dude
Normal sex because I've never had the chance to do anything non vanilla
>>944816350>>944816428Great LARP story. You fucked them all by yourself? I bet the basement is cold this time of year. Tell your mom I said hi. Have you ever had sex?
>>944816142Honestly, best orgasm was probably in my late 20s, maybe early 30s ,after edging for a few hours, getting close to cumming and the backing off over and over. The best way I can describe it is that it short circuited my brain. For a moment, or really I don't know how long, I closed my eyes and lost track of time and my surroundings. When I came out of it, it was the sensation of dreaming that you where somewhere else and then realizing you're not there as you wake up, except more abrupt. I'm guessing it was a massive sudden serotonin dump or something.
Most fun was definitely the 20 year old Catholic mom who’d cheat on her boyfriend with me at work. She felt like a total slut doing it and i did not let her forget it
>>944824358lindsey lohan?
