What would happen if you screamed in a monkey's face?
>>944817884That's an ape you fucking retard. God you're fucking stupid. Didn't you graduate from kindergarten?
>>944817921You sound like you're on the verge of tears, buddy
>>944817884It would yell back at you something like "SHAT UP YU WAYTBOE! BNWO FOEVAH!" or some retarded nigger thing like that.
>>944817921Calm down, autistic retard
>>944817884low iQ 3rdie detected
>>944817884It would probably gouge your eyes out, monkeys are mean.
A monkey (or an ape, as per OP's picture) would probably take that as a threat.Unless you only shout at the smallest monkeys, or infant orangutans, I suspect that the threat will be responded to by its own screaming back, and possibly even an attack.And a fully-grown orangutan would probably easily hand you your ass, if it's just you and them, mano-a-pongo.
>>944819217Yeah right I could take on any primate monkey easily except for maybe a silver back gorilla
+1
I miss monkey torture threads.
Umm, excuse me, that's an APE, LMAO. What a doofus, and why would you scream in its face?What the fuck is the matter with you?Get your head checked, cretin.
Contrary to popular belief monkeys are actually the only
>>944820548That's just nigger gore threads...
>>944817884If you screamed in that monkeys face pacifically, it would probably be scared and hide behind its mom who would rape you in a one on one fight. Monkeys also eat people’s faces fyi
>>944820975Kek
>>944817884You would shock the monkey
>>944821071id like to see those retards try
>>944821144Nice dubs and if that’s really you in that pic I take what I said back, you could def take that monkey out no question
>>944820472You think chimps are cute, don't you... Well, not adults, or even adolescents.*Perhaps* you could survive a bonobo attack. Although, given that bonobos are more "make love, not war", that might be the least of your problems.
If you screamed in a monkeys face I would punch you so hard
>>944817884why would i scream in an innocent monkey's face?now a fucking cunt cassowary's face is a completely different story
>>944820548You're a faggot subhuman
>>944827347Hey hey hey, let's calm down, bucko.You can't just call people niggers like that.
>>944827347lol seethe
>>944817921Apes are monkeys too, you moronic retard. Learn pylogeny
>>944817884You may lose yours
