Eternal Goddess Hunger GamesFirst 24 tributes are up, sames by requestGoing where the sky burns, the moons spin and the gods themselves shit comets: Craig Online, get excited!
Gold Ship
Alpha1918
>>944823079k01!8br!Ahem, just ignore that I forgot my 13375p33k.Please.
Damn...
Sammy Boy
>>944823079Monarch and Prez
>>944823164For you!>>>/trash/80578832
Adolf Hitler
>>944823170Consider it done.>>944823208I actually posted the entry but I'm confident the real Alpha will fetch up at some point.
>hosts have to slop up their own games to make them look more activegrim
THE NINJA
>>944823079PunkRocker
Lizzie
Drebin!
>>944823079Fujiwara no Mokou
Dab-ortion
>>944823079Mills Lane
>>944823186internet seems to be working
>>944823740Huh, an apprentice mage.>>944823800Thanks, Mills. You're #14 and with that number reached I'd say now's as good a time as any to start accepting sames.
Rabbit
Nezuko & Tanjiro
The Razor>same, skip if needed
>>944823981No, I'll skip them >>944823955 before I will you.
>>944824025
Doomguy
>>944823912why does the green part look like a metapod
>>944824083Well I know you wouldn't stab me. You're just a sweet innocent princess trapped for no reason.
>>944823079Horny AF Molly
>>944823079Spook man
>>944824273Dang, guess I gotta enter The Damsel next time?
>>944824279>
>>944824184>>94482427618 and 19 respectively, five (5) more?>>944824307I can't believe she'd be as much fun to play.
>>944824482Oh, so I should...https://youtu.be/0QSAHS0sVhg?t=6
Collective Black Disapproval
Knight Gundam
Super Duper Super Man
>>944823862What is a phone?
>>944824581One (1) more?>I
>>944824725Hiroyuki Nishimura
>>944824820Fine, if I *have* to. Cutoff!
Cyn
Good luck, he's behind 7000 skeletons! Everybody ready?
>>944825204Just 7000?
>>944825204
>>944825204This is the one, guys.
>>944825204At least 2000 less than I am. And no I'm not rea– oh I guess it's happening anyway, isn't it?
>>944825204Let's do this. . ... Spook man please stop staring like that. At least have the decency to fake look away.
>>944825204>Total. Revenant. Death. >LET'S DO THIS!
>>944825028I'm sorry to skip you, Cyn, but as you'd only have been placed in Nishimura's slot that really isn't such a bad thing.Doomguy, Monarch and Prez spawncamp shamelessly and get away with it because Damn Light Yagami has no idea what their names are.The Lightning Dragon's no sooner burnt Hitler to death with a blast from one (1) nostril than it's wiped Goering out with the other.No refunds, Mills.SANJO!
>>944825424>2Mb limit...Time to 蓬莱「凱風快晴 -フジヤマヴォルケイノ-」 on these nerds.
>>944825424WHAT THE HECK?! WHO'S IDEA OF A BALANCING ACT WAS TH
>>944825424>Light would die never knowing the REAL name of the Doom Marine, the green hulk blowing him away with a Super Shotgun blast on his end. >Adios, chump.
Never had you pegged for an aspirant mage, Knight Gundam.Spook, Nezuko and Tanjiro sit down and placidly wait while Lizzie does all the work.I trust you to use this information responsibly, Gold Ship.Jesus Christ, Sammy, you already had one right...No, forget I said anything.I'm actually interested to see you push back against the force of that Black disapproval, Doomguy.This new learning amazes me, Mukou.Please think very carefully about the precise nature of the chores you assign, NINJA.
>>944825424I don't want to talk about it...
>>944825595Do you get off on robot on robot violence or something!?
>>944825424No death is better than immediate death
>>944825595There we are mister Lane, good as new!>......It's just a pirate hook hand. Not even an arm!
>>944825424Heh. Nice.>>944825595What? Something the issue?
>>944825595>Fess up and make it easier on yourselves, both of you. Doomguy's gonna get to the bottom of it in the end.
>>944825595>He's a jack-of-all-trades in the games just like the Heroes of Dragon Quest, actually!
>>944825512That won't do, Kolibri. As you well know it's t's "z0mg 4WP camping FAG0T!!!!".>>944825511>these nerdsRaised a dry smile.THE NINJA expectantly waits for the drop. He is now the proud possessor of some pocket fuzz and a decaying fetus.DANCE, Sammy. DANCE like you mean it. DANCE like you want to win!On the plus side, Mills, robotic arms don't tire.I know subtlety's not your strongest suit but if you could do it *without* leaving a trail of dead guards and brokenhearted NPC families, Doomguy, that'd be great.Alpha's well ahead until the Henny comes out.I don't recall you actually killing anyone, Mukou, which can only mean you hallucinate NPCs endlessly shouting "The bandits are coming!" and "WE MUST SAVE MY FAMILY!".
>>944825887Um, ackshually this was a trap that was glitched into spawn area where you ackshually aren't allowed to spawn any environmental hazards so the user must have [blah blah blah, get this girl to touch snow or something, gosh].
>>944825887>Surely in tenplus years of doing these, she's killed *someone.*
>>944825887PRISON BREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK~!
>>944825887Oh, good grief....
>>944825887>What he lacks in subtlety he more than makes up in good old fashioned brute force with characteristic gung-ho bravado. Gold Ship's freedom was easily had, no fancy quipping or dialogue needed either. >>944826003>Gibs you a carrot.
>>944825717Monarch: <<...!>>>The pilot sits stock still, staring expectantly behind the mirror black of his visor. An awkward chuckle from the woman at his side breaks the tension.Prez: Don't mind him. He's just the strong silent type.
>>944825704>cries in rabbitThere's something seriously wrong with either your Summong skill or the hornets themselves, Gold Ship. They came for blood and they're determined to have it.>>944825638>"Oh hey, spare head..."--SammyI look forward to hearing you make what I'm sure is a persuasive case for your innocence, Alpha.>>944825726You survived the first encounter with their disapproving glare, Doomguy. Let's see how you do with the next round.
>>944826177It was nothing, really!
>>944826032>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQWEB-uEiPs>>944826113Ahhhh...Tracks, tracks; Actions *are* louder than most words.>>944826177>The stopwatch taped to her wrist says...six minutes! Gotta love african hornets!
>>944826177>Don't look at Doomguy with your Disapproval. He didn't say a damn thing.
>>944825996THE BANDITS ARE COMING! WE MUST SAVE MY FAMILY! You'll crack before they do.>>944826003>>944826032No, sod it. I like a spectacular prison break at least as much as either of you two; plant as much explosive as you can carry.>>944826012>Bullshit.exe is loading!Considering how high your numbers are relative to those of literally every other player, Lizzie, I imagine you could come back to find them surrounding and beating the shit out of your avatar for it to have sustained precisely zero injury.>>944826113Wait, what does that say? I don't recall you two winning the Trough and Spigot drinking championship. Lies, damned lies and calumnies!
>>944826475REFLECT!
>>944826273>Monarch thought on this for a moment>There are few things louder than [MISSILE WARNING] other than maybe Prez. He would nod in agreement regardless.>>944826177>The sharp venomous words of another flash across Monarch's mind upon seeing the aftermath of this skirmish.><<You solely are responsible for this>>
>>944826475>Why sleep when there's more ultraviolence to be had? >And having a rabbit is nice too you know.
>>944826475>She's aiming for the gravitational singularity! Just a few more..
>>944823208>>944825424
>"Oh hey, Lizzie'll do it right?"/"Yeah, she's a real regular gal!" etcIf looks could kill the three of you would be leaving the Volcanic Dreadlands in a basket.Not - emphatically not - fatal, Ninja, but you'll be dragging yourself about with your lips for a while.Throwing this one back on you four (Mukou, Doomguy, Monarch and Prez, Sammy) out of genuine personal curiosity as to what most frightens you.The sound of the whetstone against Alpha's favorite backstabbing blade is almost as loud as the one she makes grinding her teeth.Knight Gundam is forced, very much against his will, to remember being operated by Heero Yuy.
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>>944826721>Dead rabbits...
>>944826721>Let's try these Nightmare Vision Goggles-
>>944826721Who is this..."Musha Mk-III"? And why does looking upon him fill me with shame?I...I don't think I want to know....
>>944826721
>>944826721<<...!>>>Foreign and esoteric concepts of G-force overloads and realistic aerodynamics flash across Monarch's mind.
>>944826695Best customer service smile now, Alpha. This is going to be a difficult nut to crack.>>944826541>>Why sleep when there's more ultraviolence to be had?For some unaccountable reason Sam just backed right up into the stern of the boat.>>944826661GANGNAM STYLE!>>944826537In a land where it's always winter and never Christmas Lizzie's sitting by a cosy fire in the house of a faun AND IF YOU SPREAD SO MUCH AS A SINGLE WORD ABOUT IT SHE'LL HUNT YOU BOTH TO THE WORLD'S END.>>944826515*taptap**unplaceable giggling*
>>944827004Pretty good..
>>944827004>Nothing to worry about Sam my boi, Doomguy is totally sane. And a good fisherman for that matter!
>>944827004
The master helping Knight Gundam improve his Panoramic Vision skill can't recall ever encountering a more dedicated student.If you find yourself mysteriously itching, Alpha, it's because she's seeing dotted lines that represent the various meat cuts all over your body.Take your pay, pretend not to mind and be sure to let the troll know you're leaving, Sammy.>"Mr Ninja sir? I have to do toilet!"This will definitely get worse before it gets better for either of you.Jesus, Drebin, that's so cold even Monarch and Prez are beginning to have nightmare visions of you.
>>944827275
>>944827275>Hey, it wasn't ALL Doomguy you know. Sammy helped too, what with distracting the troll and all with his antics while the Marine shot away at them.
>>944827004<<...?>>>[CAUTION]><<Do not engage>>>>944827275>Prez begins sobbing uncontrollably as she's shown her worst nightmare.Prez: Monarch.. None of these new jets are tandem seat.
>>944827275>A *fetus,* Ingrid.>..Lets hope they just remove her like in Gauntlet Games.
The stealth operation has to be aborted when Mukou, currently an infant riding on the Ninja's shoulders, starts uncontrollably giggling and Knight Gundam stirs into confused wakefulness.That, Doomguy and Co, is Shai-Hulud burrowing as swiftly and desperately as it can to escape you three battle-happy lunatics.I'm as surprised as you must be, Monarch and Prez. You'd think that after seeing a snake expel its poison into *one* of your mouths the other would make a point of clamping their own shut.
>>944827464>Asking the Doomguy to NOT run is a tall order in and of itself you know.
>>944827464
>>944827275>Jack of All Trades must NOT be an exaggeration.
>>944827464>Had WSO Prez been capable of shutting up, she might not have shared the same misfortune as Monarch.>But alas, why use common sense to avoid danger when you can use your body to experience trial and error?
>>944827442...where in the very nick of time the Ninja discovers a pacifier! No, no need to thank me.Cries of "white devil!" and "Mister Charlie!" resound in Stirner's ears but that's a price he's willing to pay.Alpha has found the Sword of Danger Detection, which screams loudly whenever an enemy comes within fifty (50) feet!Drebin's chest opens onto a wormhole through which he's able to travel safely outisde the Maze's limits.>>944827352>Hey, it wasn't ALL Doomguy you know.*This* sure as hell was.
>>944827802>Doomguy showing NO mercy as usual as he speeds across that linedef trap, leaving the poor mini Gundam to take the wrap.
Get to fuck! >>944827802 *should* have commenced with the following text:>"Arena Event! The OVERLICH CRAIG grows fearful! Concerned at our tributes' boldness and resilience he engages a cheat code to dump you all in the Maze!"
>>944827802>Dammit, even my idea to steal Fyxe's Labyrinth wasn't original..
Drebin finds himself having second thoughts about that wormhole.The precise nature of the dream matters less than the fact that Mukou cries maddeningly all the way through it.If you feel like visiting the desert again, Alpha, now's definitely the time.The problem - or its conspicuous advantage - is that for Stirner's event to have any effect the party concerned needs to have a conscience in the first place.
>>944827802>>944827863>How fiendish....
>>944828114>There LOTS of rabbits in it for some reason. >>944828173>Devilish even.
There's not enough room for the two (three?) of you in a chocobo's stomach cavity. Someone's going to have to lie outside under the pile of guts.The Sword of Danger Detection lets out a blackboard-scraping shriek and Alpha is not found wanting.
>>944828201I return from the dead, briefly, to bet on Spook Man.
>>944828201
>>944828201>Aiiiieeee, if only he had a shielding suit!
Alpha killed Doomguy.Stirner killed practically everyone else.As for the Ninja he's counting down the minutes until his ward Mukou turns five (5) and can become some boarding school's problem instead of his. WNS!
>>944828295>Ninja bet.
>>944828295
>>944828334He chose...poorly.>>944828230You have chosen wisely.>>944828236I don't think I've ever felt as badly for you as I do now, Alpha, the more so becaue of how carefully and assiduously you were copying Stirner's moves.
The winner and tribute most likely to find Craig attempting to escape dressed as a woman!
>>944828477Imagine not picking the carpenter's cup, lul.Oh, uh.BOOOOO!>>944828529Gratz Spook, n' danke for hosting, Ingrid.
>>944828477
>>944828477>Yeouch. >>944828529>Congrats to Spookster and thanks for the game Ingrid! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOvj9sNMZ0s
>>944828477>>944828553HEY! No stealing my moves!
>>944828529>The monochrome man would get a thumbs up from both Monarch and his weapon systems officer.Prez: Nice one!>Thanks for hosting.
(i) Congratulations, Herr Doktor Stirner; you're really beginning to clock them up!(ii) Thanks for playing, everyone!
>>944828708Nice job Spookman.>Thanks Ingrid for hosting!
>>944828546>>944828553>>944828593>>944828606Chin up, Mukou. As I see it you were poking about in the grass and playing with beetles when the Sun Strike hit and haven't only dodged it but also the hideous prospect of school.>>944828619You. Are. All. Most. Welcome.
>>944828529>Congratulations.>>944828708>And thank you.
>>944828708
>>944828816Glad to have you along for it, Knight Gundam.
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>>944828529>>944828708Thanks foe hosting, Ingrid>>944828546>>944828593>>944828733>>944828619>>944828816thank you all as well
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>>944827464>Shai-Huludnice call
>>944828985I hope you isolate that little Ingrid in the corner
>>944828985pantyshots
