wtf is going on, weird increase in butthole sensitivity? wiping feels like sandpaper. i got the gay didn't i, aaahhhh?
>>944834665dude, it's called hemorrhoids. You sit on your ass too much. Get a donut cushion, some Prep. H, and take frequent walks.
>>944834665They make these pads called Tuck's with witch hazel, maybe that would help
>>944834754gay, your thinking about my ass. ha faggot.
>>944834665try putting the water hose on your butthole when you're really dirty, that stream of max temperature high pressure water feels great.