Questions for Atheist.If evolution is real, then hoe come there are still monkeys?If intelligent design isn't real, then explain why a banana fits perfectly in the hand?Why are Atheist always so angry?And how come Atheist can't define Atheism?
>>944835096monkies found food and water so they make little monkiesintelligent design is real it was part of the 7% tiddings and the preist on site garden, it was the guy's intelligent design i assume it is from efforts to make atheist into a slur, like heritic, but because it is english i assume there was some choice sounds to piggy back on different pre-exsisting words like asshole i do not know, seems like defining zero.
why do we always have to prove things that have significant amounts of proof? prove to me that god exists. and you cant use a banana being a convenient size as your reasoning because that's fucking retarded.if there is a god why did he make some berries look delicious but they kill you if you eat them?why is there a vein that runs behind your kneecap that will make you pass out if you lock your knees for to long?why do we have molars, an appendix, and a gallbladder?why is there cancer?
>>944835335It's stupid to argue with Christians because anything bad is god testing us/free will and anything good is because god is great.
>>944835378the more i learn about the bible the more convinced i am that it was kept out of the common language of the era because it was a how to for usurping an authority,
>>944835335Can you prove God doesn't exist?All the ailments you list are just part of free will. You can choose to eat a poisonous berry, but you can also choose to follow God and live forever.
>>944835474Two words: Russel's teapot.
>>944835096NO SAAR, AM BEING VERY WORSHIPFUL SAAR. ATHIEST ARE THE DUMB SAAR
>>944835335The banana is a genetically engineered and cloned plant in many such cases. It wasn't made to fit perfectly inside the human hand. It was made to fit perfectly inside of the human throat, and human anus. The banana spits the face of the concept of a god in any way by turning the food of incredibly toxic spiders that can give a strong last erection into a colonial dessert fruit that more fit for sodomy than why a so-called god would have made it if he exists. If a loving God exists, he would have told that preacher bananas are supposed to have seeds. He held what white people turned bananas into, a cash crop. Whether it's one god, or many gods, even if you believe in an all powerful energy or something... why is your god going to need a significant portion of your income? I didn't say church. Why would any god need cash? he can create anything, right? why can't he create a self sustaining system without non-profits? how can a god be all knowing if he's bad at taxes, can't keep his businesses open? Not the churches, although they should be taxed too, but the "donation minimum for item = $x for item + shipping and handling. Order now from 1-800-OLD-FOLK
>>944835474prove leprechauns dont exist.you dumb fucks dont believe in dinosaurs which we have verifiable evidence of.prove you dont fantasize about sucking bbc 24/7. you cant so it must be true.
>>944835096some girls willsome girls won'tsome girls need a lot of lovin' and some girls don'twell I know I've got the fever but I don't know whysome say they will and some girls lie
>>944835474What if I enjoy building up immunity to poisons because I don't care if shit kills you, I like toxic plants that theist get weird about. They're medicine. Quote Greek poorly and Amon Hillman will appear in your living room at 3:33am local time
>>944835661>It was made to fit perfectly inside of the human throat, and human anus.Or so that faggot Gunther Eagleman would have us believe anyway.
>>944835671God made dinosaurs before he made humans. But the dinosaurs became disbelievers, so God had to try something else.
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Yahwists are verminous scum.It is ironic that christians look down on muslims when islan likely split off from an early non nicene branch of christianity.And judaism looks down on both of them.Like a disgusting inbred family feud. They are all degenerates.
>>944835096You're literally the logfag.You spend all your time posting "bbc" and trannies and trump dickriding and literal shit and this lame pretending to be Christian stuff because you're so pathetic that even negative attention is something to keep you going.The existence of people like you makes all my problems in life not seem so bad.
>>944835778less deflections and more answers, atheist
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>>944835799The shit I just took is more Christian than you.
>>944835785Silence woman!1 Corinthians 14:34
>>944835844>The shit
>>944835856>Not even trying to hide it because attention, even negative, is the goal in your pathetic empty lifeLol, lmao even.
>>944835096>>944835856You will never be white.
>>944835096If children are real why are there still parents?Monkeys and apes we all share common ancestors
>>944837746Why didn't the monkeys evolve to humans too then?
>>944835096>If evolution is real, then hoe come there are still monkeys?for the same reason that dogs and wolves both still exist. species can branch off into their own categorizations but derive from a similar ancestor if the conditions for evolution have been met. >If intelligent design isn't real, then explain why a banana fits perfectly in the hand?if intelligent design is real, then why does humanity have to waste time with landscaping to form cities and other infrastructure? why wouldn't god just incorporate our needs into the design of the planet?>Why are Atheist always so angry?because I very much wish that god were real, because life would be so much simpler than it is now. also because I have to deal with retards on the regular who insist on being retarded.>And how come Atheist can't define Atheism?you already know what it means you fucking lognigger. logniggers need to be permanently deprived of andy sixx logs and forced to eat clean and healthy vegetables.
>>944840227>if the conditions for evolution have been met.But they are on the same planet, the other monkeys should of become human by now.>why does humanity have to waste time with landscaping to form cities and other infrastructure? why wouldn't god just incorporate our needs into the design of the planet?So landscapers can have work and provide for there families. This is why it is necessary.>because I very much wish that God were realI got some news for you.... read the Bible, kid.Also, see you have no definition still.
>people genuinely responding to OP
>>944835474>no I can't back up my claim but I can shift the burden of proof!Concession accepted
>>944835778>when islan likely split off from an early non nicene branch of christianityInteresting, never thought about when the schism started, perhaps christcucks of the time realized they had to codify their shit before they had another Paul on their hands?
>>944840227>if intelligent design is real, then why does humanity have to waste time with landscaping to form cities and other infrastructure? why wouldn't god just incorporate our needs into the design of the planet?After Adam and Eve rebelled the earth was cursed and they along with all their decendants were doomed to toil on the earth until their bodies returned to it.
>>944841970>2 people I created without intelligence did something stupid, I'm going to punish all their decendantsLol you worship a giant (magic) baby
>>944835096why is this animal still alive?
>>944843984Welfare, maybe I'm coming around on suspending snap payments....
>>944835096why would you ask atheists about evolution? evolution or intelligent design have nothing to do with atheism, whatsoeverthe only thing you should ever involve an atheist into your discussion is to show them the proof you have of your god
