>be massive caffeine junkie>12 cups of coffee a day>need to cut back>start ordering half caff>i'll drink 12 cups a day, still, i'll just get half the caffeine>box of 72 half caff k-cups arrives in mail>go through it in 3 days>order another box>go through it in 3 days once againone thing i've learned from this is i'm still not drinking enough, if i want to be a world famous philosopher like rene descartes i need to start drinking 40 cups a day. i'm sure descartes drank half caff as well, that much full caff will kill you
>>944840965>drinks stimulant consistently>heart starts working in overdrive>heart size increases, develops heart diseaseNeat
>>944841366of course i have an enlarged heart. because it's full of love
> Caffeine addicted tired dad enters > Oh shit I need me some coffee> brews some with my coffee machine> Aahh much better, needed this> Hey dad, it's deca lmao> He instantly feels tired againIt's all in the head folks. Just drink deca and your heart will thank you
>>944840965Same problem here but different matter.
>>944841862>Just drink decaAnother option is to try switching to Tea.Tea actually has quite a bit of caffeine in it.
>>944841996what's the point of switching to tea? Same effect on your heart. Unless you drink herbal tea but then theres no caffeine
>>944840965Stop drinking so much you fucking retard.
>>944841862i think that only works if you are 100% convinced it's caffeinated. your brain isn't that easy to trick, if you know it's decaf the placebo effect either won't be there at all or it won't be nearly as strong
>>944842155i used to drink 18 beers a day, i'd say i picked a better thing to drink all the time
>>944841996tea has about half the caffeine of coffee so what i'm doing isn't much different
>>944842230Liver and heart is screwed mate
>>944840965If your blood pressure's good and you don't have gout - just fucking send it and start measuring your coffee intake in pots, instead of cups.
>>944840965One of my profs showed up undercaffed. Did his thing for half an hour (it was a full-day practical lecture) and just gave up. His assistant had to walk us through the steps without giving us the theoretical background.
