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The Suicide Pact: What Happens the Moment We Touch Greenland…

If the United States follows through on the threat to invade Greenland, we need to be crystal clear about what happens the next morning. This is not a real estate transaction or a routine military exercise. It is the geopolitical equivalent of pulling the pin on a grenade in a crowded elevator. The moment American boots hit the ground in Nuuk to seize territory from a fellow NATO member, the world as we know it ends. The consequences will not be temporary sanctions or angry letters. They will be total, permanent, and devastating.

The first domino to fall is the North Atlantic Treaty Organization itself. NATO is built on the sacred promise of Article 5, that an attack on one is an attack on all. If the U.S. attacks Denmark, we are not just breaking the treaty; we are triggering it against ourselves. NATO dissolves instantly. The alliance that kept the peace in Europe for 75 years evaporates, leaving the continent to rearm and realign against the new aggressor across the Atlantic. We don't just lose an ally; we create a unified enemy.

The military repercussions will be swift and humiliating. Europe will immediately demand the closure of every U.S. military base on the continent. Ramstein in Germany, Aviano in Italy, Lakenheath in the UK, all gone. Our ability to project power into the Middle East and Africa vanishes overnight. We will be evicted from the very soil we helped liberate and defended for decades, forced to retreat to our own shores as a fortress nation, isolated and friendless.

Then comes the economic nuclear option. The European Union is the largest single market in the world, and they will weaponize it. Europe will likely move to call in U.S. debt and dump their dollar reserves, sending the value of our currency into a death spiral.
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The U.S. economy, which relies on the dollar being the global reserve currency, will collapse. Inflation will make the post-COVID spikes look like a rounding error. Your savings will be worthless before the ink dries on the invasion orders.

Corporate America will face an extinction event. U.S. companies will be expelled from the European market. Apple, Google, McDonald's, and Tesla will see their assets seized or their operations banned. Trillions of dollars in market capitalization will be incinerated in minutes. The stock market will not just crash; it will close. We are talking about the complete de-globalization of American industry, cutting us off from the wealthiest consumers on the planet.

The skies will go silent. European aviation authorities will almost certainly ground all Boeing jets and ban U.S. airlines from their airspace. Transatlantic travel will cease. If you are in Paris or Berlin, you are stuck there. The logistical arteries that feed our supply chains will be severed. We will be cut off from European medicine, machinery, and technology. We will be an island nation in the worst possible sense.

The cultural isolation will be just as stinging. The International Olympic Committee and FIFA will have no choice but to bar the United States from competition, just as they did with Russia. There will be no World Cup matches in New Jersey. There will be no Team USA in the Olympics. We will be treated as a pariah state, unwelcome on the global stage, forced to watch the world celebrate without us.
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For individual Americans, the consequences will be personal and painful. Visa-free travel to Europe will end immediately. Americans currently living or working in Europe will lose their legal protections and residency status. They will become persona non grata, potentially facing deportation or internment. The "blue passport" that used to open every door will suddenly be a red flag at every border crossing.

This is the end of trust, and it does not reset. You cannot invade a democratic ally and then say "my bad" four years later. The psychological break will be permanent. Europe will realize that the United States is no longer a partner but a predator. They will build their own defense architecture, their own financial systems, and their own alliances that specifically exclude us. The West will continue, but the United States will no longer be part of it.

Invading Greenland is not a show of strength; it is an act of national suicide. We are trading our reputation, our economy, and our security for a frozen island and a handful of minerals we can't even process. The price of this real estate deal is everything we built over the last century. If we cross this line, there is no going back. We will be the lonely superpower, ruling over nothing but our own decline.

By Brent Molnar
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im not reading all this
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>>944845475
Then meet your demise in ignorance
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>>944845511
use less words next time
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>>944845553
Ok. If the brainless orange cuntbubble invades Greenland the united states is fucked in many wonderful & glorious ways.
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>>944845593
was that hard you wordy bastard?
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>>944845363
oh please, we had at least 4 wars starting and ww3 hasn't happened yet.
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>>944845685
what about the 8 wars he PERSONALLY AND SINGLE-HANDEDLY stopped?
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Hey does this look infected to you?
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>>944845363
We're going to purchase it you absolute doughnut. Stop believing the media it's a psyop.
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>>944845723
?
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>>944845723
one's the iranian civil war you donkey. get bettet material.
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>>944845791
It's no-one's to buy you moron
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americans ever occopied land
hope fu americans get resistance like vietnam
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>>944845791
oh please, the biggest private companies have 10 times the buying power of any country. if anyone's buying greenland it'd be either disney or spacex
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>>944845363
I'm not sure if things would be quite as catastrophic as that, but it would mean at least the end of NATO, and a break between Europe and the US. That would fulfill a fond dream of Putin: to drive a wedge between the US and its allies. The West would be fractured, and thus weaker to resist Russia's and China's influence.
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>>944845363


leL


Europe can send all the armies in the world but no ARMY IN THE WORLD can stop an IDEA which came to fruition.


I know OP's Russian and Gook interests are extremely INKED in the transcendent form of his post although he did his best to hide it .
Taking Greenland is essential for Western civilization.
Its economics and 50k population that are currently asleep from living in a monarchy holds no weight against PRO US OR WESTERN INTERESTS.

I don't think they DESERVE to be Americans , though. And that's the only ENVY out of the Europeans , Gooks and Ruskies combined . Hell,as an American I don't want them to be American per the individuals . But with American freedom , they'll be projecting lots of economic and consciousness for the benefit of mankind . If old ladies did not have enough Neuriva so that when they see 80 year old Trump operate on Alpha cognitive and they get overwhelmed by it or fearful that's fine . leL but it's part of the reason they fear change although,nature dictates THEY FIX their cognition.

Hell , even Canada would be envious.

So that's the thing. Do they deserve to be Americans ? NO

Is the area vital to our strategic needs? Hell to the yeah.

leL

Let's see what happens
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>>944845363
>If the United States follows through on the threat to invade Greenland
>believing the meme
Kek
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>>944845475
>>944845553
LMAOOO I was about to start reading until I had to scroll on my phone. Fuckkkkkk that, OP go fuck yourself
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I fucking hate being European
I hate everyone here pretending that we are in a position to do shit
So what if the Americans take Alaska 2.0 ?
What the fuck is realistically supposed to happen? Seriously?
Even the idea that we could take back American bases in Europe is insane. The ONLY thing we contribute to the alliance is raw manpower. EVERYTHING else is handled by the US
Just months ago our media were talking about how Russia could basically eat us for breakfast if the Americans just disappeared. Not attacked, just like, stopped protecting us
They're gonna buy it and it's gonna happen
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>>944845363
then EU will be focused on that, lose ukraine
realize they are fucked, and will be fighting a lost war on both sides, the US will not assist while russia rapes you

we then look to canada and take that because we can
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>>944845363
OP is the modern digital equivalent of what Rush would refer to as a "seminar caller".
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Look Goku! A bunch of faggots!!
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>Trump: I'm getting Greenland.
>Europe: No you don't!
>Europe sends all their armys to protect it from USA.
>Greenland is no longer an objective to China or Russia.
>USA doesn't spend a single dollar.

He is playing with us...
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>>944845791
It's not for sale, you cultist faggot
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>>944845363
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>>944849110
stop saying the quiet part out load shit swizzler. We don't want them to catch on.
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>>944849140
Says who? The Norwegian army? The European central bank? The prime faggot of France?
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>>944849320
Says Denmark. Go be a faggot somewhere else.
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>>944845791
Not with my tax dollars, dipshit. What happened to ooh Congress has the power of the purse? MAGA are a cancer that needs to be excised - chemotherapy is inadequate.
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>>944846578
What kind of fantasy is that? No one in europe wishes to be american citizens, especially not now. The only people who want to be your citizens are mexican and south american border hoppers and 3rd world refugees.
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>>944849110
Europe and NATO sends their armies to Greenland to protect against USA. Europe and NATO does not send their armies to Ukraine to protect against Russia. Ergo - Trump is a Russian asset with Putin's hand so far up his ass there are Pooty fingerprints in his mush brain.
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>>944845363
>we
You are brown.

And foreign.

This is agitprop.
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>>944849677
Nah I do. Used to not want it but recently Europe feels like a sinking ship
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>>944848706
Well if you do a quick googlie you will find that three porvinces of canada are already talking about leaving ca and becoming states.

And it the good ones too
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>>944849355
Um.. denmark doesnt actually get a say. Greenleand can do as it pleases
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>>944845363
You are stupid and wrong. Denmark has already given Greenland the option for independence any time they vote for it. Parties in Greenland are in favor of joining the US. Denmark as late as the 80's was geocoding native Greenlanders, sending pre-pubescents girls to checkups where they were permanently made sterile without notification or consent. As recent as two years ago they were removing Greenlander children from homes if there parents failed to pass emotional recognition tests based on pictures of emotional expression of Danish people. We are not perfect either but have a far better track record in recent decades. Denmark also gave up seventy of Greenland in WWII to NSDAP and which the US liberated it from.

What we can and should be doing is offering to bribe Greenlanders to vote for independence from Denmark and to join us willingly. Any military force planned should be in regards to that eventuality presuming Denmark then refuses to honor their agreement with Greenland to allow it independence. In that event military intervention would be appropriate.

I would be in favor of offering 250K to every Greenlander as a one time payment, with another 150k played out 15k /year for 10 years, and transition this to a perpetual royalty funded off excise taxes on mineral and natural resource extraction much like what we have in Alaska. I believe this could sway Greenlanders to vote to join U.S.
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>>944849723
You retards can’t ever get your stories straight. First he’s a Russian puppet because he isn’t jumping straight into war with Russia. Then he orders the capture of Maduro and you scream and cry that he’s a fascist and how dare he take your favorite commie dictator - in spite of the Venezuelans celebrating in the streets. The Maduro move royally fucks Russia’s entire oil market, but your chief complaint is ‘he just did it for the oil :’(‘ and in spite of completely fucking Russia, you retards find the most convoluted and stupidest roundabout explanation and say ‘see, orang man russa asset’. I swear to fuck, even when you’re proven entirely mentally deficient time and again, you still manage to muster yourself to post about how orange man is somehow simultaneously a world-class evil genius mastermind AND a bumbling retard. Meanwhile, your ‘super genius’ selves are one Starbucks closure and antidepressant shortage away from becoming an hero. If you ever realized the true extent of how absurdly retarded you and the rest of the chronically online really are, would you actually try to improve? Or would you just live in denial? My money is on the latter.
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>>944851547
>somehow simultaneously a world-class evil genius mastermind AND a bumbling retard
I'm so old, I remember when this was their play about Bush. Nothing new under the sun.
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>>944851633
Not old enough to remember that but I am slowly growing old enough to wonder if Trump was just a regular Republican president all along
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>>944845363
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>>944845397
Agree
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>>944851174
>Parties in Greenland are in favor of joining the US

its a lie lol
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>>944851736
Now you're getting it. He lacks the finesse of previous presidents of either party, but the constant wall-to-wall news coverage of the latest "Nazi" thing he's done is just more of the same.
He gives them plenty of material, no doubt. But he's nowhere near as bad as he's made out to be. I don't even like him really, but he's brought the chemo to kill the cancer. And like you said, he's not too different from many other presidents. It's all hyperbole and hysteria.
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>>944851633
I didn’t even think about that, but yep 100%
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>>944845363
Prescient, reasoned, and appropriately alarmist. Great post. Too good for this shithole, frankly.
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>>944851174
This post is incontrovertibly dogshit
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>>944851547
And let’s not forget, the Ukraine they want us to go spank Russia over is the very same Ukraine that for decades was the human trafficking Mecca. It was no secret that as soon as kidnapped women and girls made it to Ukraine, they almost certainly disappeared forever - and that’s not to mention the massive extortion and money laundering markets. Russia has no shortage of stupid shit they get into, but it’s like these stupid fucks are actively competing for who can find the bigger piece of shit to blindly support.
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>>944845363
>>944845383
>>944845397
Bros, I fear what the future will bring...
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>>944851547
>strawman
>strawman
>whataboutism
you aren't very good at this
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>>944852354
Almost as prescient and reasoned as the posts from 2007/2008 chronicling the "future history" of Obama selecting Jim Webb as his running mate, getting elected, and then the years following of Obama getting assassinated and Webb becoming president, and finally the withdrawal of troops from Iraq and Afghanistan by 2012 or so.

Speculative fiction is fun!
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>>944852958
Haha! You're a cantaloupe!
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>>944851547
>You retards can’t ever get your stories straight.

>First he’s a Russian puppet because he isn’t jumping straight into war with Russia.
That's true.

> Then he orders the capture of Maduro and you scream and cry that he’s a fascist
That's true too. Russia is basically fascist (see Horseshoe Effect).

> and how dare he take your favorite commie dictator
You could say that he's basically a fascist too, but hardly the most problematic national leader out there, authoritarian-wise....

> in spite of the Venezuelans celebrating in the streets.
Hardly "yay, the Space Emperor is dead" celebrations, though. There's those that are optimistic about the changes and those who are still very cautious about whether there's any changes worth celebrating, or even fear how it's going to go.
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>>944853560
Ironically enough, Venezuela and Russia are (were?) allies.
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>>944845363
>>>/pol/
this is the pron board
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>>944852845
Shit, I was born in the 70's and I remember the 70's. I remember starting to taking notice of the news when the Cold was was ramping up to the point that it was being reported over here (UK). I remember being terrified of the potential of actual nuclear war, and programs like Threads didn't do anything to allay those fears.

But now it genuinely looks like we're going to hell in a fucking handbasket, simply because there's an actual certifiable psychopath holding the most powerful seat on the planet who's surrounded himself with like-minded sociopaths and no-one's getting reined in, and civilians are getting shot in the head and their personhood and history are getting ripped to shreds & defamed on TV by brainless plastic attention-whores before they've stopped bleeding out

I have 2 sons, not kids but not yet adults, and because of certain difficulties they have I'm genuinely, genuinely terrified for what planet they're going to living in. They ask me every day for reassurance that it's all just words and we'll be ok. Normally I can give them some sense of stability but I'm running out of confidence myself. Purely because of the genuine psychopath, wanding around the oval office and doing random shit on a whim just to distract that he's all over the fucking Epstein Files

There's been a few fatal road accidents round these parts lately. Once you get over the initial sense of sadness for the death of a stranger, the second emotion of envy sets on where you realise those poor fuckers don't have to put up with this shit any more.

I often say the planet would be in much better shape if 4 specific people died. Now that list is down to one. And I can't fucking wait to read that obituary

But bt the same time, I also want to see that fucker rot in jail & die in misery
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>>944853641
random board



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