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why would you want to send such pictures to girls you want to impress?
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>>944861184
Because fuck you femanon, that's why.
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>>944861407
And that's why your're still a virgin.
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>>944861184
Problem is this works on some women. Not all, but some, and those were likely Chad. So word got around, and that made dick pics a meme and since it has lottery odds men can't resist the gamble.

Zoomer be sexting WAY more than you think they are.
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>>944861184
What I want to know is, was he taking a shit when he decided to take a dick pic, or did he sit on the toilet because he thought it looked better like that?
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>>944862104
He isn't thinking in the first place.
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>>944862104

I'm wondering weather he got post poop euphoria and decided that this including the poop visible in the bowl were worth showing off. I'm the OP but i'm not going to write him back.
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>>944861407
he's not a femanon, anon
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>>944862104

Look into the bowl. Dude got that idea mid shit.
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he's probably a homosexual that gets semi hard while taking a shit

GAY AF
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>>944861184
Imagine thinking u gotta take ur home alone dick out after birthing a vile fart slug
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>>944862190

He's obviously shitting.
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>>944863991
I didn't look closely enough. Gross
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>>944861670
Good one femanon!
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>>944863825
She is. You are.
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>>944861184
HAWHAWHAWWWWWWWWW

here is what must happen my friend. First I will smash u tiny PEENZIS tip with the hammer until it swells. Then I will take a sewing needel and poke u swollen PEENZIS tip until blood and pus squirt oyt so much blood. Then I will use the scalpel to slice u tiny PEENZIS tip clean ohff. More BLOHD pumpy oyt. Lastly I will use the garden shears to snip the rest of u bloody PEENZIS clean ohff. So much blohd pumpy oyt and u scleam in pain and hoywl at the moon “AIIIIIIIYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE my tiny PEENZIS been smayshed sloiced and snipped ohff oych oych oych” HEEYEE to ZATE tiny PEENZIS mane



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