>be me>need to take a massive shit on the toilet >want to completely empty my bowels>like midway through my shit it starts becoming difficult to shit>for some reason my asshole is fucking getting puffy and it’s hurting now>finally push through and empty my bowels after a while>my asshole is now puffy ass fuck and it hurts to even sitIs this god’s intelligent design? Why would he punish me for taking a shit?
It hurts so fucking much
I'm a doctor. Provide a picture and allow me to analyze.
>>944863145>nufrog posting poop jokesGo back to discord faggot.
>>944866624Mature a little. This isn't your safe space. Anyone can post here, even poofters like you.
>>944866624It's not a joke retard
>>944866677CANCERANCERGo back to your hole faggot.
>>944866731Youre a massive joke, so i dont know what you mean.
>>944866735POOFTER
>>944866759The real joke is god punishing me for taking a shit
>>944863145First of all, when your shit gets stuck or hard to push, move one knee forward and the other back at the same time. Then move the other one forward and the other one back at the same time. You'll be moving from the hips but remain sitting on the toilet of course. The back and forth motion while pushing will push the shit right out of you almost every time. Even when it doesn't it helps a lot.You can also lift one knee upward and at time like your trying to get it to your chest, then the other. That helps too but not as much as the first thing I said.As for the God thing: No one knows for sure. Atheists point out that life appears to have formed on it's own and evolved into the various species we see starting from a 'primordial soup'. While people of faith say there is no way to get to the first cell with all of it's complexities that way.As for me, I just look at the universe and realize that it shouldn't exist at all. Why would the Universe come into being? Don't say the big bang because your just kicking the can down the road. Big Bang requires a universe prior to ours to have gathered into a singularity and then spewing all the energy back out after the bang. So say that has happened a million times. Where did the energy come from to begin with? Why do subatomic particles exist at all? When whence did they arise? And by what mechanism? There is none. Energy can't come from nothing. So the universe can not exist.
>>944869680One of the questions that we may never answer: how the universe came into being -- in the most holistic sense, beyond the Big Bang.We may have to settle for less: the Big Bang has the most evidence and is the most widely accepted theory, I doubt that anyone has any clue as to what may have created that orb of matter in the first place.Why does matter exist at all?I think of it that "why," looking for "purpose" is a very human thing.Nature simply exists, the laws of physics run according to their (arbitrary) rules simply because "it is what it is."I guess I'm saying "just deal with it, you'll never answer this question."But I don't mean to appear pessimistic; we advance by challenging dogma and accepted beliefs.
god doesn't exist bc someone stole all my pokemon cards in sixth grade and my mom did nothing. or bc I didn't have much of a dad I guess. In general atheists are cringe bc there are tons of other subjects to talk about but if you are around nothing but fake/psycho christians or you have a really shitty life it's kinda different
>>944870355As living men we may never answer it. But eventually we will die and all will be answered.This thread is a sad mockery.But there have been three reposts of this >>944868737 curious thread. I would head over there and ask serious questions and see what transpires.
>>944863145You know what you did and I will not allow you to forget.
