currently using a vibrator. ask me anythingalso fuck these captchas
how big is your benis?
>>944869416(Pic related.)
>>944869464it is sooooo big you do not even know anon it is humongous when i stand up i fall on my face it is actually a health and safety hazard how gargantuan my cock is>>944869465the latter
>>944869497prove it
>>944869416tits or get the fuck out retard
>>944869416if I were trying to pleasure a girlwhat would you recommend doingI need some technique recommendations
>>944869416Tits or gtfo
>>944869551get this thing off my screen>>944869563always listen to her recommendations every girl is different if she says just like that do not change pace or techniqueharder/deeper does not mean fasterdont spam g-spot it kind of hurtspress on tummyeat it like its your last mealaaand post
>>9448695912nd reply like this i will consider it
>>944869685No. No further replies. Stop engaging with this retard if they don't post tits. This is now a rekt and gore thread until OP posts tits with a timestamp.
>>944869534see i lead a rather torturous life
post your tits with a clear timestamp
>>944869769hard to flick that bean after this one I bet
>>944869769>>944869751>>944869591>>944869551you guys do realize that at the age of ai generated photosit's not possible to verify anyone or anything with photos or timestamps right?
that isnt how you ask for something nicely
>>944869751What is happening here?
>>944869810This does not justify your desperate behavior. Post gore until rules are met.
>>944869818they didn't post timestamp on tits
>>944869769Straight to hell with these tacomunchers
>>944869699It's or gtfo (but respectfully, cause I know its the culture lol)
>>944869831your insolence bores me
>>944869945self-aware conformity i understand
>>944869964Well tbf I do wanna see tits too lol, but im not a savage and understand a small moment of patience and playing nicewould probably lead to them anyways ;)
>>944870022>>944869964But to actually stick to the thread what type of vibe?
>>944869831i don't fully understand the reasoning behind thiswhat exactly are you trying to accomplish by sending goreisn't your effort ultimately futile and fruitless?
>>944870022perhaps ive gotten off by less,,>>944870047its like. white. and i think the style is called a rabbit but its not one of the weird ones with an actual rabbit on it
>>944870107i think it was to turn me off. jokes on them ill turn my phone off
>actual attention whore>asking for troubleyou're not impressing anyone and you're giving anons here more reason to hate womengood job. (not really,)
>>944870047>>944870133I see how big? Like a Hitachi wand or small palm sized?Anything in particular youre using to get off to?
its a fat tranny stop feeding itprobably banned from lgbt if it was a woman it would prove itall women are fake until proven gay
>>944870165>>944870141You got a sess at all? I'd be down to keep chatting if the anons cant stop chipping out.
>>944870160it would be very sad if this were ever considered impressive. isnt there a whole thread of your kind sharing their ducks to rate i think my text based degeneracy is rather tame>>944870165iTS this one uh. i dont really like looking at stuff like that so no
>>944870221what is thati think it is funny
>>944870253Session, its basically a high privacy chat app. Like you can delete full chats from both parties level of privacy.Lol glad to hear you can laugh them off.
>>944870279>>944870253What're ya wearing?
>>944870279ohh i see people ask others for it all the time i wasnt sure>>944870293..christmas pajamas
>>944870314>>944870293Yeah, you can download it from the app store and it dosent require any sign up. To create account you juatmake a name and youre good to go.Describe them a bit, anything underneath?
>>944870346>>944870314But yeah, if you were interested at all I could post my add link for ya if you wanted to try it out ;)
>>944870346uhhh shirt pants. theyre green with holly and candy canes! nothing under>>944870367sure that is okay ill make one
>>944870367>>944870443So you'll copy what's below and remove the enter breaks i added to avoid flagging05a32a67d934700d91131fbb229690227e2558c6d8239a96cd98dfb2b3a29b8868
>>944870443>nothing undergross
>>944869497>it is sooooo big you do not even know anon it is humongous when i stand up i fall on my face it is actually a health and safety hazard how gargantuan my cock isthat actually sounds like written by a chick.but there are no chicks on the internet.im confus.
>>944869563the technique doesn't matteronly the sizeof the diamond you're getting her.
>>944870828>im confus.girl shrugging shoulders emoji!
>>944869416why are you gay?
>>944870877i dont know girls are pretty
do you gayme? and if so do you partake in any fighters perhaps?
>>944870953onkg fighter i play is MK uhhh. i feel like if i list the games i like it will not help the tranny/man allegations
>>944870974who cares just list them all
>>944871030i like the sims, obviously but i prefer 2 and 3 the gameplay is way better and 2s soundtrack is superiori have recently taken up hoi4scp 5k and secret lab are funportal 2 co optf2i have also taken up war thunderand uhhhh i forget
>>944871072>simsWoman obviousl->hoi4Man obviousl->tf2Tranny obviouslyWhat are you?
>>944871120what did song by the verve say about being a million different people??i am a bio girl i just. have diverse interestsalso nintendogs
>>944871170I was making fun of all the other people trying to guess what you are >verveNever heard of them. I only listen to Elvis. >nintendogswasn't that for the game boy color? It had a microphone attachment. Am I wrong? Anyone?
>>944869416what do you like masturbating to?
>>944869416Just say you got molested back in the days and join the victim bandwagon, like any other woman. Nobody actually cares that you are retarded. Get back to it and get your bag
>>944871231>I only listen to Elvis.wow. burning love was a constant vocal repition for me over the summer>Am I wrong?almost! it was for the DS but it did have features for the microphone!
>>944871302Suspicious Minds for me. We're caught in a trap / I can't walk out / Because I love you too much, babyDon't write em like that anymore>DSAfter my time, never had one. I was thinking of Hey You, Pikachu! on the N64. Had a microphone add on so you could talk to Pikachu. Never worked right.
>>944870974>MKis it because of the retarded gore and very braindead gameplay?
>>944871279words on a screen or noises in my ears or perhaps thoughts in my head. usually incited by the former>>944871288i dont have any compassion for broke boyseverybody has an assholemost people have dick and ballsgo outside and get a bag!
>>944871371lilo and stitch soundtrack fire>after my timeunc>>944871392it is kind of gross but its fun i like to smash buttons so. yes?
>>944871458>lilo and stitchSaw that in theaters good movie don't remember the soundtrack. Liked the alien dude. The little one. What's his name?>uncI don't know that word
>>944871486are you referring to THE stitch or my boywife pleekly>I don’t know that worddear god
>>944871441>words on a screen or noises in my earsokay, but any specific examples?
>>944871507Stitch! That's his name. Pleekly was a twink I'd top him off any day. >dear godNot my fault you all are making up new words. Unc? Uncle? I'm not. Oh, I am. What the fuck. I need to die. I've lived long enough.
>>944871522i like being bullied on the internet and i like hearing men bully me. most likely over the internet>I need to die.retire yes die no
>>944871527wait did you just say you’d top off pleakley
>>944871579You didn't reply to me right dummy idiot. Is that bullying hardcore enough for you? >>944871606I said what I said and I stand by it
>>944871626type shit a bully in a disney movie would say before pulling your underwear over your head. you’re getting there anon>I said what I saidHES MINE
>>944871644I'm too tired to bully properly. Had a gf back in the day who wanted me to bully her. I made her cry. She said I was too mean. Still have no idea what she expected. >HES MINEHe needs to be topped and you aren't capable of it. I'm going to take him down to pound town and bring him back wet and dripping.
>>944871685>I made her cry. ohhhh nooo waiter my steak is too juicy my lobster is too butteryyyy>you aren’t capable of iti will love him in ways your moid brain could never possibly fathom
>This thread is still going.I'm surprised the batteries haven't died by now.
>>944871722well i turned it off during the #horrors
>>944871712>ohhhh nooo waiter my steak is too juicy my lobster is too butteryyyyThe poor girl was unhappy. Very unhappy. Had to apologize and say nice things to her. She never asked me to bully her again. Very sad. >i will love him in ways your moid brain could never possibly fathomNone of which involve pumping his ass so hard his eyes explode from the sheer ecstasy he's experiencing. You could never please him like I could. He was built just for me. And I saw him first anyway. Were you even alive when that movie released? Jesus christ why am I here.
what time zone are you in? Canada?
>>944871754>Very sad.sounds like boundaries were not put in place for the either of you :c> And I saw him first anyway. Were you even alive when that movie released?i. was not but that is besides the point i can purchase a strap
>>944871781Canada has at least two timezones man
>>944871781CST/UTC-6
>>944869416what are you fetishes (besides getting bullied)?
>>944871802and this post contains not a single one -_- good job
>>944871738Pathetic.
>>944871799>sounds like boundaries were not put in place for the either of youIt was a messed up relationship. She wanted me to dom but also didn't want me to decide on anything. She'd tell me to tell her to do something and then get freaked out after that she felt forced. She had a lot of issues, we tried for a long time but it fell apart in the end. >but that is besides the pointPoint is I saw him first so he's mine hands off harlot>i can purchase a strapIt's not the same it could never satisfy him. He NEEDS to feel the real thing, pulsating deep inside of him, filling him to the bursting point over and over and over again. Face it, you're not what he wants.
How many times have you cum since you made the thread?
>>944871822 masodenial cock/ball worshipbleachedpetplaythe list goes on is this good enough>>944871828im not cranking my hog to allat
>>944871913Thrice but I'm not op
>>944871851aww i’m sorry anon :/ i know the feeling>I saw him first so he’s mine hands off harlotGET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PLEAKLEY YOU JEZEBEL>>944871923oh who is you
>>944871913none!
>>944872002>i know the feelingWhat happened with you? I might not reply, sleeping soon. >GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PLEAKLEY YOU JEZEBELYOU GET YOUR HANDS OFF HIM WHORE I LOVE HIM>oh who is youMe
>>944871917>bleachedAre you brown?
>>944872033>What happened with you?too damn much i won’t spill here because it seems. inopportune. jus know i get it >Meoh hey
>>944872073half native
>>944872094Well watch out for yourself anon. Hope your next experiences are good ones. Thanks for talking but I sleeping now. nighty night
>>944872153good night sleep well!! and you too
>>944872134looks like having a fetish for white cock runs in the family
>>944872214actuallyyyy my moms the white one -w-
>>944872231I was half-expecting that tbh
>>944872291you had a 50/50 shot
>>944872337fair enough lol. What are your "literally me" characters? (like the ones you relate to the most)
>>944872390carrie from sex and the citycarrie from carrienessarose from wickedlee from secretarydaisy from girl, interruptedalice (in wonderland)
>>944869810>I can't spot fake timestamps, therefore nobody can>still to lazy to fake a timestamp that is apparently so easy these dayswhat a dumb faggot of a catfish. I expect better
>>944869751>>944869769>>944869778>>944869789>>944869799>>944869806>>944869831>>944869843>>944870187Actual fucking hero lmao
