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This is my mom's favorite movie
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>>944873792
I saw it for the first time a few years ago. It was okay I probably wouldnt watch it again though.
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>>944873792
Your mother has terrible taste in movies
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>>944873947
>vid
thanks, i hate the paralympics
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>>944873982
Stop bullying my mom :(
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>>944874004
your mom also has shit taste in fuckmates since she gave birth to vermin like you
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>>944874026
Stop ;_;
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>>944873792
ur mom is a pedo
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>>944873792
Based mom
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>>944873792
>>944874113
Surprisingly moral french actor said non to anything inappropriate with Natalie Portgirl despite the writer and director wanting to make an implied sea pea film. It's a breddy his film despite the original intentions of it's creators.
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>>944874158
why would they imply an ocean of peas?
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>>944873982
you're an idiot despite whatever moral objection you have to the films subtle philia it is better than most movies in writing, music, acting, filming
it's an objectively good film
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I have never seen a more beautiful girl
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>>944873792
Sounds based
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>>944873792
i don't understand why this movie was made at all
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>>944874044
YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE RECYCLED AS GENETIC MATERIAL TO AVOID THE FAILURES OF THE FUTURE. PLEASE SURRENDER YOURSELF TO BE STUDIED.
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>>944874004
>Stop bullying my mom :(
Do you have any strange health problems that could be the result of a much older father?

Any genetic/psychiatric disorders?
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>>944875501
my mom was 43 when she had me
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>>944875508
All jokes aside, I'm pretty sure that being her favorite film implies she had a very strong, let's just say "mentorship", with a much older man when she was a teenager.

Have you ever talked with her about it? Be indirect with your line of questioning and make a point of *listening* much more than talking. She'll spill the beans. Go full therapist with her on it. Nonjudgmental bearing, listening more than talking, indirect questions, etc.

I'm pretty sure there's a parallel to her own life
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>>944875508
my god, did she do aerobics her whole life

that would make a 60+ year old father very unlikely (unless your a test tube baby)
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>>944875508
>my mom was 43
do you have downs syndrome
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>>944875897
in 2026 most child birth are to much older women. kids are having sex like usual and most older men are having sex with them but theyre not having kids
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I figured out how to properly jerk off with Natalie's help. I started by humping a pillow till I came, this is not the way.
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>>944876673
I could never jerk off to her, she's too beautiful
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>>944876700
wimp
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This is my mom's favorite movie.
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>>944874158
old man/little girl buddy movies are cute. it's only cute if it's subtle though. the movie would probably suck if besson made it the way he wanted to
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>>944873997
You don't have to watch that.
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>>944875362
I am 14 years old and because of my smartphone addiction, I can't concentrate on the same video for more than 2 minutes.
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>>944873792
>This is my mom's favorite movie

your mom's clearly open to...things



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