IN THIS THREAD, I SEARCH FOR ANYONE TO CAN GRANT MY WISH, AT ANY COST>alsoyou can grant wishes or ask for your wish tooyou need to get in, especially those who can fulfill wishes>>>>>>>>>>REWARDS ARE GIVEN!<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Welcome>RULES1. no overlewd the thread2. if you are a wish granter, fullfil 1 wish at least3. ask for a wish, at least 1 time4. you cannot make wishes that prevent or modify someone else's wish.5. smile6. All Anons that need hugs shall receive hugs:)>video???previous thread :https://archived.moe/b/thread/944855808/#944855808N° 826
>>944890439>wisho++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++my wish to be go to an anime world of my election(it is not necessary to be the protagonist, BUT preferably yes), and be a child,tomorrow 17/18 (of this month January 2026) if it can be(or the next time i wake up).>in case you want to fulfill my wish, let me choose the world, or at least the kind of wish that I don't want(not surprises or misinterpretations, it is asked before any part of the wish is fulfilled).
your threads full of gay people all the time
yeehaw
>>944890502nop>>944890632noOOOOO!
>>944890684Ride 'em meow-meow?
>>944890748what?sus!no rides!
>>944890439Meow wish for lots of monies!
>>944890810ride Meow???
YEEHAAAA
>>944890881but meows!that is not ok!that is ultra sus and gae!>>944891014hi hi again
>>944891029>that is not ok!So what can Meow actually do?
>>944891029greetcheese
>>944891472well....you can use a horse if you want meows!but tryinig to mount a anon can be sus!>>944891536hi hiim sleepy for some reason againand is only 20pm....soo i made a teais late were you live right?
>>944891636ride*
>>944890684yes it is
>>944891636>im sleepy for some reason againlaaaaazy>and is only 20pm....ah yeah theres moments in the day like that, for me its around 6pm, the body is getting sleepy for a bit>soo i made a teanice, what blend?>is late were you live right?its so late its already early ! i live in the future !
>>944881794happy birthday, nuzu
>>944891636horsey are 4 gacha chumpsMeow is for cool people
>>944891783why why?>>944891893>laaaaazyim lazy lately...>6pm???? i was thinking is like 12 am where you live?>>944891893>nice, what blendmix, I think it was strawberry and orange, so I got rid of my sleepiness.>>944892176you are sooooo cool meows!pls teach me!
>>944892279>pls teach me!
>>944892354noooooOO!im not cool enough!
>>944892279>im lazy lately...as long youre motivated enough to bake threads>???? i was thinking is like 12 am where you live?its exactly 00:29 here>mix, I think it was strawberry and orange, so I got rid of my sleepiness.yummy, green or black?
forgot pic
>>944892440Meow can tell you a secret thing though...
>>944892513black?, looks a little green too but is more black than green>>944892562but why not meows?tell me pls!
>>944892743>burgagib
>>944893066Meow haz no burga :(
>>944893328>no burga
Wish I had more money for the hoes
Your fortune: Good Luck
IS THIS THE COBWEB THREAD ANON???Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>944893393How Meow get burga??? Ground anons???
mousu spotted on thread main pic!
>>944893506ok anon!rolll!>>944893724i think yes anon!>>944893645hi hi>>944893771you steal it meows?>>944893894i think that was the idea!
>>944893971>you steal it meows?N-no...
>>944894147that is dirty meows!
i wish my nightmares weren't so accurate
>>944894483THE GOGGLES ANON.....
>>944894458Dirty Meow????
>>944893971For da hoes
>>944894483why anon?you cant control your dreams?>>944894655yes!>>944894711roll!Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>944894789>yes!Meow???
>>944894970A.....NONA......MEOWS........
>>944894970meows.....
>>944895087MEOW... MEOW MEOW MEOWS????>>944895273>meows.....WHO DAT???
>>944895814(YOU)OWS!
>>944894592they won't come off >>944894789when i overthink things and it stresses me out my nightmares come up with answers that end up hurting me
>>944895874
>>944895814this :3>>944895899mmm how?can your explain a little better?
>>944896112Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>944896225(˶> ⩊ <˶)!
>>944896112i did
>>944896593but how the nighmares hurt you?like how?
One more day of work then i'm free...
>>944896694because they end up being right when i blindly trust those i care about
>>944896446:<>>944897687Nevar!
>>944897882dont trust anyone then!>>944897687but i was thinking that you are already free anon!>>944897907pats*
>>944897907You're not my boss, meownon!!!! You dont sign my checks!!>>944898568Free from work but still a slave to the system V________V
>>944898568>pats
>>944898631>You're not my boss, meownon!!!! You dont sign my checks!!Meow cash them!
>>944898718sry meows!>>944898631how?i dont undertand!
>>944898568i'm too dumb and trusting
>>944899379waitthat people your trust , are lovers or what?
>>944898995It means I am forced to work untill I die, anon!!! Just like HAness said! >>944898758That's stealing!!!!
>>944899432any kind of people i care about
>>944899527>That's stealing!!!!meow exploit labour?
>i wish for a hug from a female dog. Follow by being dominated gently by said dog. Please.Make her a cow girl if you want, for thread theme
>>944899584well i dont undertant that but ok anon!roll for you wish!>>944899527change jobs anon!>>944899743ok ok, roll!Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>944899820Rolling
>>944899820Unless there is a job where I can look at uoh's all day then I can't....>>944899648Meow exploit anons feelings...V;____V;
>>944899820I dident get dubs. Does that mean no wish granted?
>>944899947>Meow exploit anons feelings...V;____V;Yes :)Meow play vidya now
>>944900019My mom warned me about nyas like you...
>>944899947well, theres some works like that actually anonbut those works are a little hard to get...>>944899998>miss by 1nop, theres not counter of chances here anon, you can try the times that you need!>>944900019share vidya img?
>>944900236The rules say to only ask for one wish. I will respect it.Thank you anyway.
>>944900439no, the rule say, you can ask for ONE wish at the time(you cant ask like 5 consecutives wishes), never say you cant ask again and again(i made the rules)
>>944900510Understood. Thank you. I roll my wish again then! Let's see them dubs!
>>944900740Roll
>>944899743Rolling
>>944900973One more time, then im out. Roll!
>>944900236New wish! I wish to be a professional uoh foot massager!!!
Rolled 405, 462, 207 = 1074 (3d999)>>944901317that wish is possible anon!
hi anonshow is everyone today?>alsolate because work
>>944901704Late because of pizza, HAness????
>>944901704Meow is ???/10Meow played vidya for 1 hour(s)Meow stopped vidya 5 mins agoMoral:>Meow
>>944901704hi anon, i have a question for you about you workHave you ever worked at the counter or delivered pizzas?
>>944901773yes lewdnesslate because (making) pizzaand cleaning>>944901901was good vidya or was 1 hour meowtrail time?
>>944902014hi opkthe pizza place i work at doesnt deliver pizza at all, and i have never worked counter before.I have interacted with some customers before to resolve problems when there was no one else to do so, but thats it.why do you ask?
>>944902066IS IT TRUE THAT (YOU) ARE MARRIED TO A PIZZA FUHA???
>>944902066well, i see this funny video about jokes to a pizza place and i want to know if that happend where you workhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGoAu2urzHc
>>944902021>was good vidyayop. Gunman's Proof is fun game, has lovely localization by Aeon Genesis from 2002 (they STILL do localizations, too)>1 hour meowtrail time?Nop, hooman 1 hour time thinggame has short progression - nice play after nyan school type of dungeon lengths.Meow playeded it on their stuper nintendew majigg ALL BY NYANSELF >w<!!!
>>944902400>localization by Aeon Genesis from 2002lmao, i know that group too>also learn jap meows, is easier
>>944902202i am not married to anything or anyone nonaseems like i never will be either>>944902364people do try to get free pizza for the smallest things, but the store policies try against it without good reason.pizza has never been splatted on anyone tho.
>>944902400that is good that meow had good time with game>>944902715meow have headache?
>>944902860lmao, sry anon, was just a question , since you know about that XD>>944902715dum
>>944902860THAT'S GOOD FUHA NOW (YOU) WON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GOING TO PRISON FOR EATING YOUR DELICIOUS SPOUSE V______V
>>944902917>that is good that meow had good time with gameMeow game nice short - Meow wanted that instead of super llloooonnnnngggg game like many are now>meow have headache?nyah, meow haz bored head :(>>944903008>dumnopno one in Meowtown to help Meow rememberMeowtowners used to thing Japanese was devil talk and then explain a bunch of outdated propaganda beliefs about China (because they don't know the difference)
yo anonsI am backand ready to hate organic chemistry!does anyone have study tips for thatcause I need at least 20 out of 100 to not be sent back to my country
>>944903008is ok opki guess we dont have a lot of people being silly like that>>944903186good point onabut also no one to be married to>>944903336but now meows has to find new game?
>>944903336meows you live on 2026, you dont need help of another people nowadays>>944903419hi hi nuzui dont remember much but not was too hard i think, you only need to remember how the names and draws mostly and why some stuff joint to another(mostly with H,C and O)
I wish to instantly and legitimately receive $8,142,000,000 tonight.Your fortune: Outlook good
>>944890439I would wish to end world hunger and end all wars and suffering, but that shit ain't happening. Is a "God" real? Subjective as science can neither prove nor disprove. I do however believe in Karma, and she can be a cruel mistress. Tread lightly my friends.
I wish to become metapotent the instant I submit this post, and for this state to last at least until my birthday.Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>944903479>but now meows has to find new game?Meow can play moar of it later. Meow will play other action RPG after it.>>944903547>you dont need help of another people nowadaysTalking to robots is dum and only tokyo japanese and Meowtowners speak nya and Japanese attracts the most retarded weebs out of them all
>>944903831and?you dont need to talk , only read for playing games>>944903674is possible a being like that>>944903662hi hi anon
>>944903674I wish karma isn't real angry anonor something bad will be coming for me
>>944904111NopMeow dunt wannaMeow instead will explode anons
>>944904316explode anons?that sounds really lewd meowsare you gonna touch them "somewhere" to make them "explode"?
>>944904546¬______¬
>>944904546>touch themEwwMeow not gonna touch yucky anons :<
>>944904750how are you gonna explode them then meows?
>>944904884Mines
Meow iz ZwZ and XwX
>>944905123ni ni time?
>>944903419ive heard organic chemistry is very hard nuzuanoni dont have any study tips sorryi not a studying person really>>944903831meows plays many games
>>944905229XwX time>>944905243>meows plays many gamesyopbut am XwX now
>>944905123Drink this to reset to a time where everything was nyaka!
>>944905279nini meows?
anons i will try to take a little nap, is late...ni ni to all...
anons is bedtime for me too. early work tomorrowhope you all have a good rest of your night and sleep wellnini
>>944907190ni ni anon
>>944907511>>944906993>>944907190>>944905279Sleep......
>>944906993NINI OP
>>944907190NINI FUHA
>>944908700>>944908717NONA...... DO (YOU) KNOWNA OF CUTE?
>>944911315YES NONA!! IT'S (YOU) NONA!!!
>>944911395NOOOOOOOOOONA IT'S (YYYYYYYOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUNA)
>>944911463WHAT IF ALL ANONS ARE CUTE NONA??? o______o
>>944911528Cute and kissable
>>944911528THEN WE'LL OVERDOSE NONA V_______V
>>944911528ARE WE ALL MICES ??
>>944911528Ret
forsin
>>944912591Not me, I'm a snake~
Are all anons dead?
i wish to escape this mortal body in a good wayi dont want to become a ghost or something cursed stuck in this plane of existenceit's not that i'm completely devastated about the evil in this world, it's just that im dissatisfied and disillusioned with the hand I was dealt. I'm white and slightly attractive but the place and time I was born was unyielding and extremely lonely.Thank you.
