i used to think the middle east was inbetween usa and canada
>>944892519I used to think adults knew what they where doing
I really thought all girls smelt good head to toe. How wrong i was...
>>944892663Fag detected.
>>944892579Depressing kek
>>944892799I dont know anyone under the age of 16 who speaks like that. The few adults that do rarely contribute to society. I hope it's an outlier for your sake. Take it easy friend.
>>944892519I used to think the log fag was a loser trying to ruin/b/ but then I realized it was me and my left wing activism at the behest of my glowing handlers in Eglin.
That politicians actually cared about people and the government was there to help the population.
>>944892519I thought the phrase "I'll be a monkey's uncle" was actually "I'll be a monkey's zunco". Yeah, really retarded.
>>944898362reminds me when my little brother was always trying to say "no shit sherlock" but ended up saying " no sit sherpa" i guess you got competition
>>944892519I used to think that everything was in black and white before the invention of color.
I used to think the weatherman decided what the weather would be and was just on tv to tell us what he was thinking about doing
>>944894817An AIDS riddled Ivan speaks.So brave. So very brave.
>>944892519All dogs are male, all cats are female.
I believed I could telekinetically control bowling balls.
>>944892519I believed in god until I was around 14.
When I was like 7 years old I thought if the house was on fire you could just get in the shower and the water would keep you safe from the fire.
>>944901105Ukraine essentially has as much AIDS as Russia. Why do you retards always post this like it is so insulting to Russia? I am guessing because you don't even actually know which one is Ukraine and you are just a>I believe in the current thingNPC
That the American civil war was between the continents North America and South AmericaAlso that the World trade center was the World Train center and 9/11 was a war between planes and trains
>>944892519I think i saw it on a show that wasn't unsolved mysteries, but a clone of that sort of paranormal content. And I thought that there were mole men who lived underground who were just waiting for the day to burst from the ground to start eating people. That and Aliens I couldn't sleep facing a window at night incase i saw an alien peaking at me.
>>944892519I use to think all cars were rear wheel drive. Front for steering rear for pushing along. When i learnt this wasn't the case i thought the rear wheels were being lazy
i believed/fantasized about a group of kids that formed a shadow organization independent of governments and adult institutions. Then i got older and realized that was nonsense. Then i got even older and realized it definitely does exist
cops could shoot anyone for any reasonparents like the lies that's good for you
>>944892519I used to be religious :$
