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Should I go get a happy ending or just save my money? First repeating digits decide.
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if you know where to find a good rub n tug sure
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>>944903011
Well shit that was fast and yeah im in socal so they are quite literally on every street corner
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I want to try this SO bad
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>>944902954
KILL yourself
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>>944902954
Handjobs are so fucking boring, if the whore ain't using her holes it ain't worth opening your wallet.
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>>944902954
Happy ending if you're checking stuff off the bucket list, but if it's first time go all-out man
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>>944902954
You stupid fuck, just jerk off into a sock and save $50 if you can't get a free handy
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>>944902954
Save for vaginal
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>>944903510
>>944903432
>>944903411
>>944903699
They let you fuck here
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I don't like this Timmy meme
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>>944903510
Theres no such thing as a free handy. You're either paying her or for her unless shes completely fucking ugly and worthless as a human being.
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>>944904048
Might be worth it then.
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Seek God
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itt a bunch of pussies that have never been to one. It's way better than jacking off. You get a massage and they go up your legs and 'accidentally' touch you a bunch for 30 minutes.
pro tip: position your dick so it's between your legs and not under one of them
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>>944904183
They all seem to be the same price
40 for the massage
60 extra for a handy
100 for bj
160 to fuck
Keep in mind ypu basically have to add the 40 to those
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>>944904048
First time go full service and prioritize experience. Wash up, take your time, enjoy, and have fun.

Happy ending is grabbing a quick burger on your way to work, full service is more like steak dinner.
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>>944904314
That’s a good tip actually
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>>944904314
If you've got a big dick, do they comment on it much before they actually start jerking you?
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>>944902954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kbkysPTnHc
Social media has primed an environment where this type of degeneracy is not only accepted, it thrives. Social media desensitizes and radicalizes even moderates into believing heinous and abhorrent behavior is acceptable under the correct context. Spend just 5 minutes on Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, you will find hordes of these deranged people. They exist among us. The FBI knows about them but never acts until it is far too late. Western society is on a one-way fast track to collapse as long as social media continues to destroy minds and decay the culture.
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>>944904048
No they don't.

It either cost more (which isn't worth the price), or they outright refuse because of some dignity about using orifices.

>handjob okay but boom boom no no
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>>944902954
save ur money faget
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>>944904307
True
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>>944903286
>he gets a hand job instead and you lose

Stupid (you) how you feel about that?
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Op here i got a good one tonight
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>>944906818
Did you take a photo of your masseur?
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>>944906840
You cannot unless you build up a rapport with them. However the one i use cycles girls. This time was a 40 ish year old Chinese woman who looked like a mother.
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>>944907002
Big yikes bro, Asians can't be MILFs, when they hit menopause it's all downhill.
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>>944907277
Menopause doesn't hit till 50 tho



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