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Why are you killing yourself with the food
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bro should listen to his own advice
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>>944925609
personally drugs are bad mmkay, and like the longer i live the more credit my represenitives have to make technological progress like hopefully they terraform mars the lazy fucks.
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>>944925609
Dr Nowzardan
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>>944928264
>In highschool
>Two high profile graduates from our school come to the school to give motivational speeches
>One is fat, one is fit
>One is dean of a major medical school
>Other guy is a very successful guy in finance
>Don't know who is who until they are introduced
>Turns out the fat fuck is the medical school dean and the skinny guy is the finance guy
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>>944925609
>be fat
>go on excruciatingly painful journey to Texas to see doctor for fat people
>get weighed
>doctor tells you to eat less food
>go home
>Eat the same stuff, plus a salad, because lettuce is low in calories
>repeat the whole ordeal except while being fatter
> doctor says you're fatter
>be surprised
>die
>doctor says he's sad but he's really not
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>>944925609
all the people are just helpless losers with nothing going for them. And the show is so clearly about all of them just wanting to take the easy way out (get surgery to make their stomachs smaller so they physically cannot eat anymore) and still not even being able to do that

everyone is an idiot basically
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>>944929615
oh yeah the other "weight loss secret" that I discovered from the show is that exercise is important simply because it means the person is occupied and physically unable to be stuffing their faces and watching tv.

this same thing is basically true for everyone- if you make yourself go workout it means you're not just sitting around and start boredom snacking. Also when you start working out consistently you notice that you have to eat less or otherwise feel physically horrible with indigestion and cramping



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