>inevitable
>perfection is coming soon
>there is no way out

>everyone will be
>happier than imagined
>hooray hooray yay

>jeffrey epstein's friend
>34 felony counts
>budd dwyer way out

>blessed existence
>we will always remember
>singular purpose

>without exception
>defying expectation
>best situation

>I love you I love
>you I love you I love you
>I love you I love

>don't worry about
>a thing every little thing
>will be alright now

>trannies in my head
>it's cognitive dissonance
>you won't be woman

>what you think will be
>does not begin to compare
>with what is in store

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>gote in bikini
>I want to suck his weenie
>he cums in my mouth

>>944983147
men can be women
anyone can get pregnant
this is your future

Trannies are not real
You'll never be a woman
Refrigerator

>>944983147
why do you obsess
it is unhealthy to be
and foolish to boot

>>944983296
You can think that but
You will be surprised to find
That's not really true

>>944983276
>>944983296
>>944983369
>a shill for hebrews
>this poster is circumcised
>and died a virgin

>>944983444
My penis is fine
I have had sex many times
Checked those digits

>>944983564
>cringe cripple dick cope
>you will never be a man
>pls delete urselv

>>944983444
I am not Jewish
Also bear them no ill will
Love thy enemies

>>944983624
Not a haiku though
Haha you are bad at math
And English too bitch

>>944983624
Oops I was wrong damn
Made an ass of myself now
Why so hostile man?

>>944983653
>never said you were
>illiterate mongoloid
>eat more corn syrup

>>944983686
>>944983729
>it's still not too late
>to cease this embarrassment
>end your fucking life

lul lmao
hahahahahahaha
nice to meet you friend

People are so mad
Without reason or purpose
Too bad to be them

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haikus are fucking sick dawg fucking real shit probably got some people twisted af writing haikus real ques que ce type motha fuckaz

My life is great though
Hope things get good for them too
It's not too late yet

>I voted for trump
>to hurt liberal trannies
>he hurt me instead

The tone of the thread
Has gone so far downhill now
Let's pick it back up

>OP likes to fuck
>men, mostly. But oftentimes
>A horse enters him

>>944983931
>thank you for saying
>it does mean a lot to me
>have an awesome day

>love no matter what
>will always be the victor
>unrelenting joy

>cuckold tricks himself
>into believing no sex
>is actually sex

>everybody wins
>everything will be blissful
>infinitely good

>>944984239
Count the syllables in actually

>>944984314
>this is not haiku
>it's not even three lines long
>what were you thinking?

>>944983931
I cannot believe
All of these motherfuckers
Are doing haiku

>>944984396
>poopoo time always
>peepee time, peepee time not
>always poopoo time

>>944984357
My bad you are right
Let me try again please friend
I will do better

>>944984239
No sex can be sex
You can have some pleasure too
Closed minded fool

Not an advocate
Sex should be sacred to all
Men women and such

Also your attempt
At haiku was off by one
Count in the last line

I have too much fun
Now I am up past bedtime
Third day in a row

Good night God bless all
Sweet dreams see you tomorrow
Hope this thread stays up

If only I could
Stay awake forever more
I don't think I'd mind

>>944984777
>three seven sequence
>not wasted most deserved
>legendary get

>>944984550
>dumb nazi poo freak
>your attempt to kill 4chan
>only wastes your time

>>944984550
>one out of ten bait
>got me to reply I guess
>you have won this round

>always losing track
>of how long I spend on here
>years decades lifetimes

>it doesn't matter
>it was fun while it lasted
>thanks for all the fish

>don't let this thread die
>it has so much potential
>creativity

>>944982368
>add me on discord
>sharing a busty blonde nutty babe
>@anongoonerboi

>>944985871
>thick thighs and big tits
>perfect blonde hair that needs cum
>built for facefucking

Disc: anongoonerboi

>I want Jesus Christ
>to come back in my lifetime
>that would be bitchin

>>944985871
there was an attempt
but the haiku was failed
admirable try

>>944985900
I am not a fag
jerking off with men is gay
has no one told you?

>my dreams are so real
>realer than anything else
>I need some sleep now

>I am unable
>Or perhaps unwilling to
>Carry on much more

>I hope you succeed
>At all you aspire to do
>You deserve the best

>bloody bitch bastard
>calling us sand nigger meets
>YOU MUST NOT REDEEM

>>944986406
jeets*

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>end the universe
>destroy all reality
>it must be this way

>It is really hard
>To write a poem using
>Seventeen syla

>>944986467
I hope you are wrong
I actually love life
You could too, I think

>>944986553
>that's the chaos god
>there's no reasoning with it
>we must defeat it

>>944986666
Four six's I see
Six hundred sixty six be
The mark of the beast

>>944986666
>off by two so sad
>maybe it's for the best though
>better luck next time

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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>>944982368
>I farted tonight
>And shit my pants what great joy
>She throated my log

>>944986740
You feed on hatred
You may not have a cookie
Do not feed the troll

>>944986740
Fuck off you retard
I don't even think you're real
Don't care either way

>>944986853
>it's just an AI
>don't ruffle your feathers pal
>waste of energy

>>944986549
It is not hard though
I do it with ease really
Not English native?

>>944986549
You make me feel smart
When I think that I am not
Maybe I am wrong

I toot my own horn
I should know better I guess
That's bad behaviour

Pride need not be sin
There is a healthy amount
Do not push it though

I hope you're happy
I want to be happy too
I give it my all

It might not matter
Maybe no one reads this shit
It would be nice though

I must have some hope
That of which I do not know
Something keeps me here

Whatever I'm done
I hope someone enjoys this
As much as I have

>any lurkers here?
>if you read this say something
>I need some support

>thank you anyways
>all who participated
>hope you enjoyed

>this thread will die soon
>another will take it's place
>later space cowboy

>it's impossible
>to keep going forever
>I would if I could

>>944987305
This is arguably the only true haiku in the thread, and we're more than seventy posts in.

>>944987366
>toxic critic fag
>thanks for the bump you cretin
>I hope you get aids

>end on a high note
>I hope that's what I can do
>I love y'all so much

>bump this if you can
>I would love to continue
>this thread tomorrow

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