Serious question MAGA and red pill ppl, what side to you cheer for when watching Star Wars ?
the good guys
>>944991245>liberals entire world view revolves around star wars analogiesI can't wait for the second civil war.
>>944991524no girls huhkinda gay
>>944991543are you referencing the battle of naboo or?
>>944991549why look at the girls when you can admire Peter Cushing's strong jawline
i mean for me (a regular guy with I think a functionning brain) it's quite clear you can see similarities btw MAGA (Trump): an imperial power, wreaking havoc around the world for more power, bombing and attacking, and being fascist inside their bordes. So I can't wrap my head about what a MAGA perso thinks when they see Star Wars. I can't belive they wouldn't understand who the good guys are (obviously the rebels). So how do you put that together ? Or are MAGA people just so terribly and completely brain dead that they don't see a contradiction there ?
>>944991245>Serious question MAGA and red pill ppl, what side to you cheer for when watching Star Wars?Alt Right are the jedi. In the sense the final act after the insurrection is put down will be their total betrayal. Trump doesnt need their votes, and they aint got the money. Stephen Miller will not tolerate anti semites in his america, but he will use you to fight the clone. er.. culture wars.
Star wars has been dead for decades. The prequels were pretty bad. The newer movies are just horrible.
>>944991245>what side to you cheer for when watching Star Wars ?The ending side of the credits.
>OMG this is just like when Thanos attacked Hogwarts>We need to be like the Jedi and end the Hunger Games!I hate you retards so God damn much. If you can only process current events by making movie analogies you shouldn't be able to vote.
>>944991245On the left we have the rebels. Literally isis complete with suicide bombings and terror attacksAnd on the right we have the empire. The duly elected guarfians who represent peace order and stability. Gee I wonder why Disney is afraid to portray the empire as anything other than incompetent and cartoonishly evil.
>>944994871Did you know the first 6 movies werent under disney?
>>944991245your attempts at AI memes are weak and gay, and you are weak and gay for posting them
>>944995181Nice weak and gay post
>>944991245Possibly the dumbest thing I've ever seen.The seems to think that oppression can only come about through a single man running a nation state. A fascist leader. This cartoon version of reality pretends that groups of leaders within a state who share a common goal/ideology are somehow incapable of being fascists, tyrants, or oppressors. This is probably because that's literally what they are so they sell the fascist dictator trope to their idiotic followers as if that's the only threat possible. "Yes, don't look us and what we've done, look at a single man only. A fascist dictator."This retarded view of power pretends that there is no supreme court. That there is no congress. That there are no governors. It wants you to believe that there are no checks on Trump's power so that you will buy into the retarded lie that he is somehow a dictator. It takes advantage of the fact that retards in this country know next to nothing about civics, history, and how governments of various types operate.A dictator doesn't have to ask a supreme court for permission on any issue. A dictator can't be checked by a congress. There are no governors who could call a convention and check a dictators power like ours could if they wanted to. They've convinced a nation of morons that normal Presidential actions and authority is somehow fascist and dictatorial when it's not.It's almost as dumb as the racist trope when any criticism of a non white for any crime at all is somehow racist. Like we should let all non whites commit crimes of any kind or we are "white supremacists". This ignorant and retarded view of the world could only have been crafted by the education and media systems of THIS empire starting long before Trump came into office. These drooling babbling imbeciles can't tell the difference between going after real dictators like Maduro from what Darth Vader did which was to attack & take over non fascist, non terrorist states of free people's around the galaxy.
>>944991245Notice the Star of David on one of their hats.Was this comic done by Ben Garrison?
Joke's on OP. trump cultists don't watch Star Wars because women and brown people were cast in the newer movies and shows.
>>944995747Nigga I ain't reading all that
>>944995747I stopped reading halfway through, but I see people calling him a wannabe dictator than a dictator, which is more accurate. The checks and balances are working... some of them... for now. It's no secret that he believes he has or should have infinite power and should be president for life with no elections and be able to use military force against "radical leftists", which is a term he's used against everyone who's ever disagreed with anything he's ever said or done, including the most milquetoast and meek non-radical "leftists" (like Biden).
>>944995926Also this. After all, there were no women or brown people in the older Star Wars movies, remember?
>>944992840And you can only download the originals in decent quality, fuck that shit.
>>944995926Nobody watches it.
>>944991245>what side to you cheer forIt's a LOVE STORY with lasers. I don't watch Star Wars.
>>944996183how do you check what people under the helmets
>>944991245I don't watch Star Wars because I'm not 9 years old anymore
>>944992735stephen miller is a closeted power-bottom
>>944996466You are why normal people don't like Star Wars.
>>944991245The only real answer right now is "I don't watch Star Wars at all"
>>944991245People still watch Star Wars? I thought Jar Jar killed that shit off.
>>944996157i agree that he has a personality that is somewhat off putting and is arrogant. I also agree that he goes overboard when he criticizes people. But that doesn't make someone a dictator and yes they do call him a dictator not just a wannabe dictator. Why stop reading halfway through. I demand accuracy from people if they want to have a conversation with me about a serious topic. When they call names and make wild accusations with no evidence then I do not take them seriously nor should I. For example, they said Trump demolished the White House about a month ago. They said it literally. They changed what they said as the days went on and they got called out on their lie, but they literally with a straight face on TV said he demolished the White House. I rest my god damn case.
>>944993320I'm bumping pol threads just because you're being an annoying little pedophile
>>944996157>a wannabe dictatorI can't think of anything he's done, or attempted to do, that makes him even remotely a dictator. He even follows federal court orders, something he doesn't have to even listen to.I actually find it refreshing how transparent and candid he is. With Biden, we had Eyelids "an historic figure" Jean-Pierre running the worst interference possible while Biden went silent for months on end while EOs poured from his office.
>>944996571No, that would be Kathleen Kennedy.
>>944996699Kathleen Kennedy had the killing blow.
>>944991245You cheer on a side in Star Wars? Definitely a faggot.
>>944998824The fan base is far more insufferable.
>>944995926I don't have a colored television to watch niggers on it all day thanks
>>944998843It went to shit far before Disney. The "first" trilogy showed un in 1999. Disney bought Lucasfilm in 2012.
>>944999018OK, you swayed me. Lucas pretty much ruined Star Wars himself by making those atrocious prequels and keeping the originals from his original fans, pissing them off.I certainly never made an effort to do anything Star Wars related with the kids.Though, Kathleen Kennedy ruined it for good.
>>944991245Not maga or libtard. in the original trilogy rooted for Luke Lea and Han, Remember the ewoks were not rainbow gay trans, They ATE humans without a second thought.In all other media I root for the Empire to crush the Rebel Scum.
>>944999136>never made an effort to do anything Star Wars relatedBecause it was a shitty love story-turned some political mess about shipping lanes. Adding lasers and blasters to CSPAN doesn't make it sci-fi, or good.
>>944997715>>944997395>attempted to do, that makes him even remotely a dictatorTried to cheat in the 2020 elections.Constantly orders political enemies or people who personally offended him (Leticia Jones, that one FBI asshole) charged with crimes and will even appoint his own prosecutors when nobody sane wants to go along with it because there's no basis.Has implied he would like to use the death penalty against members of Congress who criticize him (that guy who made the "disobey unlawful orders" video) and the military (the guy who walked off his post and got captured by the Taliban) he doesn't like.Has constantly fetishized the military and deployed them in situations where he has no business reasonably doing that and threatening to do worse.Muses about cancelling the electionsReportedly wanted to declare martial law to stop the 2020 election results and only relented when told "if you do this, we will all go to prisons".Is a 26-time convicted felon and wants to summarily execute suspected shoplifters on the spot.Tells police at a police gathering that excessive force is okay and "don't be too nice too them".Pardons military members known for murdering defenseless children and taking potshots at civilians (I forget that guy's name, Navy SEAL that even the other Navy SEALs hated) or just flat out massacring people (the Blackwater guys).Threatens to annex territory from allies using force and tries to bully other allies when they won't go along with it.Makes friends with Xi, Putin, Kim Jong-un.Threatens allies and hits them with tariffs.Attacks other countries without congressional approval.Murders suspected drug traffickers even when arrests are possible despite no authorization for use of military force against FTOs that aren't linked to al-Qaeda.Sends immigrants to a literal death camp (CECOT).It's not that he doesn't legitimately want to some of the stuff he's prevented from doing. He would if he could.
>>944999532>Muses about cancelling the elections, being "president for life", and running for a third termForgot to finish this sentence.
>>944991245>i "made" the AI prompt and had no real place to use it and /pol/ wont allow itRight, all of that faggotry.
>>944999532Yeah, that's a very weak argument and most of it exists only in your head.I stand by >>944997715
>>944999601Stay ass blasted, Twice. Also cuckifornia is about to feel what the feds are capable of after denying the DOJ the right to biew voting records because it contains "social security numbers and peoples addresses" as if you dont put that info on a form when you register to vote. Seems suspect that they, along with about 80% of the other blue states in 2020 refuse to habd over this info...well its a federal law so they can stall but we will know about it soon.
>>944997715This, I loved some of the EOs where literally just preludes to an actual EO, like the reformation of minority group laws. People where all "oh yeah hes gonna make it illegal to be racist" because they are 110% fucking idiots.
>>944999798I'm in Cuckfornia and can't wait until the feds step in and wreck this place. The entire state is corrupt, from Newsom at the top to your local animal control, and everything in between.
>>944999939Its not like they are going to have to physically seize the information (unless the state truly doesnt want them seen and is willing to take it that far), but it needs to happen regardless of whether trump is right about 2020 or not, put a nail in that coffin and move on or prove something and change shit...either way
>>945000137I'm not just talking about the voting, I'm talking about ICE, sanctuary cities, trooning in schools, the homeless scam, all of it. Too many fucking retards vote for this kind of shit, and if they don't, government just does it anyways. The state seriously needs to split.
>>945000268I guess? Seems like a problem for folks who decide to live in liberal territory. The city I am near is the same, obviously not as loud or crowded as LA, but faggots of a feather flock together, self-segregation pretty much exists its just being discouraged by salesman.
>>944999532>(Leticia Jones, that one FBI asshole) charged with crimesConsidering how ridiculous the Leticia Jones case against Trump was, that's not surprising at all. I'd lose respect for Trump if he didn't.
>>945000354Uninforced segregation *
>>945000354>who decide to live in liberal territoryThat's the problem, I don't live in liberal territory. I'm up north in the mountains were there aren't many libshits, but the state is run by libshits who cater to the large libshit cities and those libshit policies spill over to everyone.
>>944999532All this is just cowtowing, theres nothing of true political weight that could make every expert in the country disagree with people in politics except shit that just does not matter and your slippery slope isnt convincing. Hes still the president regardless of you spending 9 years chasing him with a sandy pussy.
>>944999532This is a literally a list of things the left has actually done, not just "mused about".
>>944991245In Star Wars I always rooted for the Empire because it’s cool and badass and the rebels are a bunch of niggers and women.
JIMMY FLANNERY FOR GOVERNOR!
>>945000470Right, blue state, blue territory, your patch of redneck bullshit doesn't exclude you from their territory. Same goes for liberals who live in red states . Sounds like a them problem.
a real sith lord would never go on epstein files right ? so op asked a stupit retarted question
>>945000592>your patch of redneck bullshitk
>>945000545This, fuck niggers. Only one in the origional 4 5 and 6 was a theif and a coward.
>>945000658The empire was bad ass and engaged in impressive mega projects. What did the rebel alliance do? Put some white lib cunt in charge and blew everything up.
>>945000645Right, as they said, "land cant vote", I know thats gay as fuck but they arent all wrong. They are retarded for insinuating that red necks who refused to wear masks where spreading covid, because thats absolutely fucking retarded and also beside the point. Regardless, most voters in california vote blue in a democratic election. If you want to gerrymander your own state to fit your preferred laws then succession exists.
>>945000702Haha, i guess I had never thought of it that way but yeah, the empire is pretty decadent though, who says "fuck it", leta build another gigantic deathstar, and doesnt invest that money into just sweeping the rebels under the rug. Bad leadership.
>>945000821They liked to build big and I respect that, too bad about Alderaan though but it was probably like full of faggots of something.
>>945000764>"land cant vote"C'mon anon, I'm not one of those retards. My point was that it's not exactly a "small redneck patch". That's why I said the state needs to split. The north, the bay, the valley, the south, SF, Sacramento, LA... they all have different values, different jobs, different environments, and they all hate each other.>If you want to gerrymanderIt just got gerrymandered to be more blue.
