Just saw this bad boy on Facebook marketplace. Should I do it?
>>945511368Depends. Are you SCUBA certified for all that pussy you'll be drowning in?
>>945511368How is this even a question? BUY BUY BUY
>>945511368I could find that for sale absolutely nowhere.That said, I would in a heartbeat
I miss pugs
>>945511368What's your favorite book of the bible? How are your biblical studies coming along?
>>945512993Christianity is literally falling off. Islam will wipe you all out.
>>945513037Did you read the whole bible yet? How about the Quran?
>>945511368Why don't we make this thread into a Bible study class?
I wish that I had Josh's girlJosh's girlWhere can I find a woman like that?Like Jesse's girl
>>945513469Ok. What part of the Bible are we going to study?
>>945513678If Josh was a female, would his name be Jesse?
>>945513731I'm working my way through Matthew
Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid infiltrates the garden of Eden In the shadowed annals of forgotten myths and digital legends, a new operative was dispatched on a mission that transcended time and code. Solid Snake, the grizzled veteran of Shadow Moses and countless covert ops, had been pulled from his retirement by a cryptic codec call. Otacon's voice crackled through: "Snake, we've got intel on a high-value target. The Garden of Eden—post-expulsion. It's locked down tighter than Outer Heaven, guarded by divine enforcers. Your objective: infiltrate, recon the Tree of Life, and extract any actionable data on immortality. Remember, this is biblical territory. No alerts, no kills if you can help it."Snake grunted his acknowledgment, adjusting his sneaking suit as he materialized in the ethereal mist outside the Garden's perimeter. The air hummed with ancient power, the ground soft with untouched paradise soil. Ahead loomed the eastern gate, sealed since the Fall. Towering cherubim stood sentinel—winged beings of flame and fury, their multiple faces scanning the horizon with eyes that pierced souls. Between them rotated a colossal sword, wreathed in eternal fire, slashing through the air in rhythmic arcs that could cleave reality itself. It was a perfect defense: omnipresent vigilance meets unstoppable offense.
>>945514660Part 2But Snake was no stranger to impossible odds. He crouched low, his SOCOM suppressor at the ready, though he knew bullets would be futile against celestial guardians. First, reconnaissance. Activating his Soliton Radar, a faint holographic display flickered in his eyepatch, mapping the cherubim's patrol patterns. They didn't move much—stationary overwatch—but their gazes swept in overlapping fields, leaving brief blind spots every 30 seconds when the sword's blaze flared brightest, casting deceptive shadows."Time to go old school," Snake muttered, pulling out his trademark cardboard box from his infinite inventory. It was a ridiculous relic in this divine realm, but stealth was stealth. He slipped inside, the box blending seamlessly with the scattered boulders and foliage at the Garden's edge. Inch by inch, he shuffled forward during those fleeting blind spots, the box's edges rustling like dry leaves in the wind. The cherubim's lion-like faces growled faintly, sensing something amiss, but their eagle eyes dismissed the anomaly as a wandering animal or trick of the light.Closer now, the heat from the flaming sword washed over him like a desert gale. It spun in a hypnotic cycle: upward slash, horizontal sweep, downward thrust, repeat. Snake timed it meticulously, his codec beeping a soft metronome in his ear. As the blade reached its apex, he darted from the box, rolling silently into a patch of overgrown ferns. The sword whooshed down, singeing the air inches from his position, but he was already prone, his OctoCamo activating to mimic the verdant ground. The cherubim's human faces tilted curiously, their voices echoing in harmonious suspicion: "What stirs in the dust?"Snake held his breath, waiting for the sword's next rotation. He spotted a vulnerability—a narrow trench etched by millennia of divine runoff, running parallel to the gate.
>>945514715Part 3It was tight, barely wide enough for a man, but Snake had squeezed through ventilation shafts in worse spots. As the sword swept horizontally, he belly-crawled into the trench, mud and ethereal dew coating his suit. The cherubim's bull faces snorted, flames flickering from their nostrils, but the sword's glare masked his thermal signature.The final hurdle: the sword's downward thrust pierced the earth periodically, sending tremors through the ground. Snake synced his movements to its rhythm, pausing when it struck, advancing in the vibrations' aftermath. One misstep, and he'd be bisected. Drawing a chaff grenade—modified for this op with anti-divine interference tech courtesy of Otacon—he lobbed it softly during a blind spot. It burst in a shower of metallic confetti, scrambling the cherubim's ethereal senses for a precious 10 seconds. Static filled their vision, like a glitched radar in Metal Gear.Seizing the chaos, Snake sprinted the last few yards, vaulting over the trench's lip and slipping through the gate's ethereal barrier. The Garden unfolded before him: lush groves heavy with forbidden fruit, rivers of crystal water, and in the center, the Tree of Life glowing with untapped potential. The cherubim roared behind him, but he was in—alert status yellow, but no full alarm.
>>945514753Part 4 conclusion "Objective secured," Snake whispered into his codec. "Eden's secrets are mine." As he vanished into the foliage, the eternal guardians resumed their vigil, unaware that mortality's greatest infiltrator had just rewritten a page of genesis.
If you are blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion sits? Suckin' on yer tits.
Powerful
>>945514826Licking on yer clit
>>945511489TOP KEK!
I'm ramping up for a gangbang. My hole is washed
>>945511368It's funny how there's a flood of bbc/log/gay threads when there's no josh thread for a few days. And then it slows down when there is one.Really makes you think.
>>945516531Nah, they're the same regardless
>>945516569Exactly
>>945516531Yeah my bad, big dog. I’ve been working nonstop. But Shane is obviously never going to stop making bbc threads
>>945516646>I’ve been working nonstopPosting bbc/log/gay threads is not "working"
>>945516685You’re right, thankfully I don’t post those
>>945516685Get a job
Remember skibidi toilet
>>945511489
>>945517219Skibidi Nuri toilet
>>945517073I did
My favorite part of the Bible is that Jesus is circumcized, and his foreskin is kept in a special box full of herbs and spices.
>>945518571I like the part where they convince Shechem to get circumcised and they wait until the village is asleep while they recover from their circumcisions and kill them all
Why the fuck was Shane found in the Epstein files
>>945511368Fuck yeah
What
>>945514352what the fuck are you saying about me?
>>945511368Go for it if your mom lets you.
>>945516970You do>>945517073Never! Why would I get a job when I can travel and get pussy every day instead?>>945518260ngmi
We didn't bomb Iran and a bunch of epstein files got released and now bibi is coming to the Whitehouse again for the 7th time.
>>945523156Ok
>>945523523Who does what now
Josh entered my ass
>>945531493I do your mom now
>>945536776Okay Josh
Shane is entering my ass
I’m gonna molest you Josh
Nuri has entered my ass and shall abide there and offer sacrifice to the Lord, with meats and cakes, such as he likes
>>945539412You must have a big ass
>>945540387I got some cakes
Honestly I prefer it without him. I’m glad he’s finally gone. Maybe he killed himself after being found on Epstein island
>>945541202Shane betrayed Nuri and then hanged himself
>>945541354she doxxed my family
>>945542165she doxxed mine too
>>945543072she doxxed mine first
>>945543178no she doxxed shane first
>>945543333She doxxed my prostate
>>945543333yes she doxxed me first
Nigger Heil Shane
NIGGA HEIL SHANE
SHANE HEIL NIGGER
Okay what the actual heck is going on? Why did 4chan explode
>>945548804They slapped my peepee
>>945548971Okay but why was 4chan in the Epstein files
>>945549047Basically the jews saw that 4chan was an influential place and epstein met with moot and the day after he created pol. It's almost like the thing everyone's been saying for years turned out to be true.
>>945549104Yeah the whole reveal of Epstein files didn’t do anything since I guess we’re not blind normies lol but my coworkers are blowing up about it
>>945549297My favorite part is everyone figuring out they actually call people goyim behind the scenes and now it's like a big joke. Hahaha funny aura man that literally sounds like woody Allen and rapes kids called us all subhuman cattle. Let's turn it into the new 67 meme. Makes me want to shit.
>>945549652I gotta be honest, I didn’t think so many people running the world literally ate babies
>>945549821I think that's still pretty rare reserved for the top tier sick fucks at least among the jewish "elite". People in Africa eat more babies just for the nutrients im pretty sure.
>>945549978Well I hope that’s not true but also even still, McDonald’s is preferable when you’re in America to eating babies. Unless they’re Bigfoot
>>945550057Just don't look into the cases of human DNA found in the McDonald's beef patties and you'll be fine
>>945550136What do you mean by this
>>945550268There's been multiple labs that have tested fast food meat and found all sorts of DNA in there that doesn't come from a cow. Including rat and human, but don't worry as long as you trust places like ap news and politifact that debunked them you have nothing to worry about.
>>945550499I love a good rat burger but I won’t eat baby
>>945550621I always knew you weren't jewish or an African warlord.
>>945550657Thank you, I think my credit score is too high to be Adrian but also too low to be Jewish.
>>945550760Hansel & Gretel is based off of the same shit we were talking about too, it isnt new. Basically 88% of brothers Grimm tales are.
>>945550932Well to be fair I eat an almost fully vegan diet
>>945551348I would have been eating that gingerbread house like a dumb animal all the way into the oven and im not ashamed to admit it
>>945551436Well I’m getting a blizzard right now
>>945552830Get me a reeses one
>>945553278I got the Oreo snowdrift
I am the peepee sex master
>>945553854No im pretty sure im the peepee sex master
