Celeb Thread - /A Desperate Plea for Divine Mercy/ edition.
happy valentines day jack
>>945969307>2026>Not being able to suck out and eat her literal shit directly from her actual arse holeWhy even live, /b/ros? It's not fair!
>>945969341Fuck off with your AI slop
>>945969307I hope you die a painful death, Parker. I really doI am seriously considering visiting my Canadian relatives the next time you post pictures of yourself to come and bash your head in with a hammer
>>945969341
Kstew?
>>945969395You will respect him
>>945969395you wont do shit except sit at home and type pussy
>>945969428Fuck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpgQbSH8Vgw
>>945969387sab makes me throbbbbb
>>945969422We've seen them all.
Let's all go around and brainstorm where we might be right now if it weren't for Him.
Emma makes me want to make mess in my pants as she laughs
>>945969446If he was in that homeless shelter when I was in Toronto, I would have found him
I should have tried harder I could have saved alice
>>945969492Satan?
>>945969387stretch marks on her bum ... I'm in heaven
>>945969479Is that a bad thing?
>>945969499call me a pxdo
>>945969395Bitch please. His address has been posted almost - almost - as many times as his face, along with pics of the damn building.You aint gonna do fuck all. He'll kill his Liver with cheap alcohol before you waddle your fat ass from your cum encrusted chair.>>945969422(You)
>>945969492Would have killed myself with a garden hose 10 years ago if it wasn't for HIM
>>945969389Batsignal is strong
>>945969510yeah sure thing pussy keep typing
>>945969479What movies is this from?
did brocky post the sabrina with the red bathing suit
>>945969536thanks jacon
>>945969549HALLELUJAH! ON BEADY'S NAME OUR LORD.
>>945969492There's a baby buried in Flin Flon who would still be alive if you never existed.
>>945969554is it
>>945969531Nah
>>945969529
>>945969536Her love of this angle is remarkable
>>945969623that worked
release the choli files
>>945969587no, I did save it though.
>>945969552
>>945969523mind finishing me off for Liv too anon? I want to just suck on her toes while men shoot a bukkake worth of cum on her feet while they are in my mouth. I'll blow my load when you tell me too
>>945969619It is, but I was Knives Out yesterday and I want to watch the sequel today
>>945969611you've said 3 times you were done posting today and yet here you still are
>>945969648in that case im going to cum to it
>>945969626You have no idea how much I love this image. And this entire photoshoot
Time for me to shower.And no don't try to join me.You haven't EARNED that privilege.
>>945969579Cold Creek Manor?
>>945969428>>945969492>>945969499>>945969552>>945969610>>945969619>>945969623not celebs you stupid fucks>>945969526>>945969611fuck off pedophile
>>945969704I think I have, I've been shoulder to shoulder with you for so long.
>>945969702Fat nigger
that's the shittiest alice impression ever
>>945969661what a shame
>>945969579You don't wanna know.
>>945969707I haven't watched tha so I wouldn't know. She looks older than in Speak but I could be mistaken
>>945969657Sure, just keep posting Brooke and I'll make you cum. How long have you been stroking?
>>945969681its a good one to do that
>>945969751Edward Norton is in it, I love that guy
Holy fuck FUCK pirates
>>945969762pretty much the entire day so 10ish hours, I'm gonna cum any second
Emma could be such a brutally mean dom
krisden stubert
>>945969755>You don't wanna know.If I didn't, I wouldn't askChecked btw>>945969766I still remember how spring that first hint of leaks felt like. The bathroom mirror screen cap with all the cencorsship by email adress
>>945969802the first one was p good ngl. havent seen the 2nd
>>945969662Twice and in my defense I was waiting for the not a celeb / pedo anon to show up.
>>945969847Record it
>>945969762Can I join with JJ or lily? Or Sarah heh
>>945969847You're gong to cum when I tell you to, you're probably super desperate. Dreaming about her cummy feet like a horny faggot.
dresden subaru
>>945968848love her eyes <3>>945968810awww
Foot fags should be forced to undergo chemical castration.
>>945969909Did you know who did it?I thought the grandma had hired him and the duaghte (Jamie Lee) had killed him until the ana+Chris dinner scene. Figured the rest there except the house keeper part
>>945969931Sarah :)
>>945969912Why would anyone wait for him?
>>945969931Not jj pls. Lily and Sarah yes
>>945969623Who is this semen demon with the delicious mound?
>>945969936god her feet make me such a fag. Want to suck cock and take loads while she gives me a footjob with her cum covered feet. Literally if I even touch my cock I'm shooting. Please I'm gonna blow
>>945969995There are actual pedophiles and people who want to drink piss and eat shit in these threads and your beef is with guys who want to suck toes?
>>945969962
Odd I keep drinking gin, evens I switch to whiskeyDubs I only drink beers
>>945970032Reasons.
>>945970021
>>945970064Post her in braces
>>945970102>GinLike drinking pine sap.
>>945970086even when she's in fancy designer clothes she looks like a cute small-town girl you could have a beer with
>>945970082I'm Vegan.
It's Hershlag
>>945969962last new otter pic
>>945970064Hump her feet while you gag on fat cock after fat cock, shoot that desperate cum out for Liv, pump it hard and fast.
>>945970154hi Vegan, I'm dad
>>945970148the shades of pink on those feet ... lewd
>>945970148She looks like a very young art teacher.
>>945970124Such a hottie
The corly files are REAL bad
>>945970140I don't know what that isIm going to open a bottle of whiskey my uncle always brings as a gift when he visits, it's Canadian Club. Probably some cheap ass brand kek
>>945970188HI DAD!
>>945970015i dont think i had a clue who dun it. kek.
>>945970159I think there is a C in there.
>>945970230That cumming sounds fun
>>945970291>>945970230
smahta baby smahta
>>945970291>>945970312It feels even better than it sounds.
That's crazy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxWrUtbzlLM
>>945970102>>945970102>>945970102Copying this idea because I invented it in celeb threads 827,728 threads in the past>ODDS: Fap to Person 'A'>EVANS: Fap tp Person 'B'>DUBS: Why not both?
Once you stop jerking off in these threads you'll never want to do it again.
>>945970246Remember at the start when the two police dudes were interviewing the family members? James bond would hit a piano pinky key during each interviewThat's a trick to check when someone is narrating a fabricated story. They all reacted properly, so only the daughter had a not-in-your-face motive. That's why I thought it was her even if it was unlikelyBut when the son came in the picture, I was like this must be the guy
>>945970254Chairshlag?
the e is silent
>>945970401This isn't true, I stopped for over a year, and now I do it almost every day.
>>945970386>6>Time to fap.
Uh oh
>>945970350I'm both of those anons.
>>945970386Thanks for the triple you, I guess
>>945970350Liv is so fucking hot
>>945970428You did it very very wrong, then.
>>945970504true>>945970481I know, I assumed you forgot your piccy
>>945970484Thanks for the idea. I'll spare our collective embarrassment by not saying who is going to be making me cum.
>>945970407Something.
>>945970526Not true, I had a gf and everything, and then now I'm single and a fucking loser again.
>>945970173<333 would hug>>945970208lovely>>945970220you nailed itshe's the teacher everyone would agree is cool
>>945970402I would have never caught onto that lmao. It's been awhile since ive seen it so I don't remember much either. I heard the 2nd one was good too tho
>>945970481I think I just figured out why Sarah looks hot now while she didn't seem that hot a few years back. I think it's because her nose and lips look like Moner's, and I've grown to be a Moner fan
>>945970573Does your own mother deny you exist?
>>945970573You have too much free time.Once you go back to jerking off and cumming in 15 minutes you won't wanna spend 4 hours trying to jerk off in here. It's a massive time sink.
>>945970637Nope, we have a good relationship. Thanks for your concern :)
why is alice crashing out again?
>>945970658I think I broked my cock though :(
>>945970658Because it goes without saying you have SOOO much going on in your life anon. Such a hectic social life and work commitments.
>>945970577:DD alright i'm back to posting kpop girls now
>>945970579Rt score for both critics and audience is fantastic for all three films so farI am a bit too dazed to follow the film so I have paused it for now, trying to decide what to do next
>>945970677Yay!
>>945970733Fat nigger
>>945970733Disgusting.
>>945970733>My nipple is the same size as my FACE
>>945970711well at least you're sticking to the theme of cuteness
>>945970789What happens if you remove the tag?
I was here the night Allison had a bi foursome in the thread. It made me cum.
>>945970784That's an areola>>945970733hot
>>945970789Never seen that one.
>>945970839Let's not split hairs.
>>945970826I cum every time allison gets used like a fleshlight
I was here the night Lillisfag was banned twenty times for posting the beady files.
>8 minute video on Rachel's page>no clear pussy shotI am too angry to msrturbate now
>>945970859I'm going to split your cheeks
>>945970823you gotta buy>>945970826>>945970865(^///^)>>945970840pop in your folder and cherish it <3
If I close my left eye, I can not easily see the subtitles on the the TV. I think I need a new prescription :/
Bruh
>>945970789<33
>>945970951I swapped out your glasses for prank glasses last night, they don't even have real lenses in them.
>>945970957Lmao, naughty slut
Beady actually the king
>>945970951I am in your boat. Being blind is bullshit.
>>945970951Why the :/ ?
>>945970974yeh dat's da stuff
>>945970982You fool, I'd barely recognize my parents' faces at a 2 meter distance without my glasses. I would know if these glasses were fake
>>945970995For sure he has pictures of *A* King on the money he gets from his Government for being a lazy workshy idiot.
>>945970722i can think of one thing
>>945971060You're confused
>>945971062
>>945971067I want to shoot my lava on this girl
WE LOVE YOU CORLY
>>945971092Not any more. I did get a confused boner last month but I looked at the production details for Hamnet and now my boner is not confused and is happily shooting ropes of warm cummies.
>>945971109You are an awful person.
>>945971060
>>945971109kek
>>945971013It's annoying to get a prescription for a new pair here. I have to visit a "state" ophthalmologist to get a prescription, then go to a proper doctor to make sure the other doctor didn't fuck the prescription up (it has happened 6 times in my life, over half of the prescriptions I've gotten), then go back to a new state doc. Then get the glasses and receipt, then go back to a hospital to verify the receipt, then wait for a month to get the money bsck
>>945971153Can I see you shoot cummies to make sure it's working correctly?
>>945971171>>945970802Motherfuck.
>>945971215
>>945971171Wrong anon.
>>945971067Only one thing? What is the one thing you cab think of?
>>945970993Ive seen her reference it like 4 times now at least
>>945971197I'm annoyed just reading that. Thoughts and Prayers to you anon.
>>945971199No.
>>945970553Fair enough
>>945971278It's pretty hot, got any of the other times?
>>945971287
>>945971303Okay, it was worth asking though.
>>945971341Nope
Just guess what your prescription is based on what you have already, order glasses online and go up or down on the left eye whichever you need
>>945971341There are people in the world find that attractive. We need better treatment for mental health issues.
>>945971310Fuck.
>>945971274a tablet
>>945971341god yes
>>945971291Another jotwowrthy fact, prescription rifhtofd does not include any "thinning" technologies or advanced filters. Only the bare minimumStill better than usa, I guess*it's something*
>>945971383It's me, she makes me cum
>>945971339It wasn't. Go away now I want to make cummies.
>>945971209
>>945971391Ooof
>>945971391...........No comment
>>945971383This, lmao
>>945971439I just wanted to help
>>945971418I'm so very sorry anon. Nobody should be forced to endure such a horrid existence.
CUM TRIBUTE TIME
>>945971410I get my eyes checked every 12 months and order the contact lenses that match the prescription and that I find comfortable, but I'm sure the other anon will find that useful.
>>945971449>>945971460hehe
Everytime one of you retards make me agree with jfart, I die a little on the inside
>>945971489Fuck, you're going to make me do it now
>>945971540Do you have astigmatism
>>945971547Diac sess?
>>945971485>Hides post.
>>945971053heck yeah
>>945971579What if I paid you?
>>945971568Anon! Some of my best friends are Jewish.
>>945971547I am boycotting disc anyway, so no chance!
>>945971628lelel
>>945971628Zoinists scam
>>945971634boo!!
>>945971634based
I don't think I cracked open a filme all weekend.>">It started in the third grade, what have I become?>You can drink your cherry sparkle I'll just drink my rum.>"
>>945971597plushies <3
>>945971682Im waiting until they force the changes.
>>945971705Qt
>>945971682Face ID is not something people should be willing to go throughDisc should end up like Ventrillo for even thinking about it>>945971696No u
>>945971740:)) had to dig for this pic so i hope you enjoy it
Canadian Club is not horrible but it's pretty bad. I'm going ot go back to my gin hottle for the rest of the night
Goodnight to all the important people, you know who you are.
>>945971794I agree, but im still just going to use it without iding my face. >>945971746good idea
>>945971856Goodnight anon!
>>945971845I used to drink CC straight out of the handle.
>>945971869Until you say the word cum and the IDF kicks down your door
>>945971808aw, you didn't have to go to special trouble. but i always enjoy that pic. it's adorable. <3>>945971856i'm not important but i still like to say goodnight to folks.
>>945971869AFAIK, it's just to verify age. If you are not in any 18+ servers, it should be fineStill is a cunt move on their par5
>>945971915You're a VIP
>>945971919yeah, not a good look for sure. >>945971914lel
>>945971964He's in the Epstein files?>>945971915You're in the Epstein files? Why didn't you say you're famous.
>>945971902I am not familiar with the brandso I don't know if there are other variantsAs I said, its not bad, but it's not good either
I volunteer as tribute
>>945971869Once the requirement pops up they can fuck right off. >>945971985
>10 people in voicechatLmao @ homos
>>945972006Who is that?
>>945971964>>945971999no i'm in the x-files
>>945971985Unlike Rachie who couldn't have a bad look even if she tried
is there anyone who is in both The X-Files and the epstein files?
>>945972076What voice chat?
>>945972093Willow Shields
>>945972099Based.
>>945972108looks great on tablets.>>945972043based
Should I bring the goodnight bozos/weirdos back?
>>945972126>not in voice chatlol
>>945972126>He doesn't know.
>>945972146....
>>945972136She's so sexy
>>945971915one final plushie pic for ya. time for me to make some supper be back later :DD
>>945972146
>>945972161>>945972164Nope and I probably don't want it
>>945972193love this one too. she looks so happy. <3enjoy yous dinners.
How do you even meet people in your 30s if you suddenly end u single? Do I have to get a dating app?
>>945972191Yeah, she got a great body, and shes a cute
>>945972269Too late, you just gotta get really into gooning now
>>945972238It's really good, but sometimes one of the anons screams when he cums and then goes into a crying fit and we have to console him for like an hour or two. That happens most nights
>>945972272Completely agree she's so sexy
>>945972269it's too late, baby, now it's too late
>>945972328Sounds run but that is some drama. L
>>945972328Ive only ever had this happen with girls that get posted in the starlets threads. Some people need aftercare
>>945972404Fun
>>945972334She shows off a lot too
>>945972328>one of the anons screams when he cums and then goes into a crying fitIs it Allison?
>>945972424>>945972443She is amazing
>>945972424That's why I always stay with him. He just can't handle the sauce.>>945972404I didn't name anyone.
>>945972454Hnnnnnng
>>945972456lol
>>945972496I love a lippy cunt
>>945972424Either way sounds shitty.
>>945972456Don't think he cums, so probably not
>>945972404Sounds made up because it is
>>945972168heh>>945972209
Who gets anons moaning the loudest in group calls? Ive had really good results with Jenna
>>945972547So hot
>>945972579Unfortunately, Tay
>>945972579Tay
>>945972538How can I believe anything?
>>945972492Good on u for taking care of him after. Those kinds of orgasms can be a lot to handle for some people. Who did you make him cum to?
>>945972547A bad influence, that's what you are>>945972583I love her hair there
>>945972538This is cope because you didn't get an invite>>945972624Don't listen to him, he's very bitter.
>>945972639I rather not say here, but you get the gist
>>945972685Where can you say
>>945972649
>>945972664
>>945972709Fat nigger
>>945972685Yeesh that bad? At least the poor guy had the orgasm of his life before he broke down lol
>>945972716Is it weird if I want to braid her hair and give her a back massage?
what an awful thread
>>945972791Nooe
>>945972604>>945972618Oh yea that makes sense. Are you guys both referencing a specific time or in general she causes that?
>>945972833They've been especially bad lately. Even Allison can't save them.
>>945972711Doesn't work like that. >>945972790He'll get over it eventually probably
Odds I drink more, evens I stop
>>945972914You can always drink another night, enjoy your buzz
>>945972944Thanks. Not for a while, hopefully
choli nu
>>945972902Well he’s never gonna forget that orgasm. Has he wanted to do it again since?
>>945972583you too <3>>945972649nuh uh
rolling
>>945973058Pumping to Rachel is like top 3 all time level its soooo goooood
Brocky forces me to record humiliating videos with my face and government ID so he can blackmail me
>>945973140rip
>>945973140do the hammer
>>945972836Holy BASED. mog those swiftie fags
>>945972836>>945973250More next, make me cum
>>945973189hot
>>945972836that's a tranny
>>945973058Love you
>>945973316He's going to ruin my life
>>945973034Multiple times
>>945973319Thank God, I Can Jerk Off To This
