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>>946014770CHOPPED
Darcy <3Staboba <3Yira <3Barky <3Syah <3Brigi <3Nuki <3Nati <3Jakura </3Monna </3
>>946014770This is why we need to bring back slavery
>>946014802yira going crazy
jakura will be back. it won't be as soon as copers hope, it'll take a couple of years and them both going through multiple partners. but they'll mature, not find the same satisfaction they felt with each other, and find each other again when the time is right :3
>>946014802Darcy going stronger than ever, Yira is back, Barky is the new ship everyone loves but Jakura is over.... we won but at what cost sigh
>>946014866agreed jakurabro :3 for now they are on their solo growth and healing journeys and to be let down by LA a lil more
JASON IS FREE
THEY DATED FOR SIX MONTHS IT'S NOT THAT SERIOUS
>>946014898they both need some real growth and these things only happen while apart. they'll be star-crossed lovers for a while but eventually both be single at the right time and find each other again <3
>>946015025man this stream... that's when everyone with a brain knew they were together. i'ma rewatch it and see how it goes
>>946014866Once she takes a few BWCs she's moving on for good and forgetting about him
>>946015025>>946015045exactly. <3 i'm in it for the long game my red string theory cope is chilling i'm in no rush
anyone know which island he's on. curious about the weather forecast.
>>946015091hes in panama idk which island tho
>>946015045when sakura came out after changing out of her kimono and jason said "wow".... my heart
bwc ficcers are here thats my call to go to bed, gn fazebros, jakurabros, and the haters sa well. tomorrow back to regular faze streams so hopefully we can talk about some of those too
Damn that cat tape was sexy af, jason needs to swing back on that if he isnt going to stay in a relationship. Hed have her doing the most with how bad she wants that dick
>>946015222don't think he would mind having her squirt all over his cock
>>946015222Where you get the tape
he hasn't slept yet
>>946015268Nope
>>946015256https://simptown.su/thread/twitch-streamer-catrnado-catsiepants.512864/page/4
whats jasons plan for the rest of the month after island?
0% chance jason moves on from her, jason's dating pool is a lot more limited than sakura's. but even so, i don't think sakura is gonna move on fast or anything like some people want you to believe. if she does, those relationships will probably fail given her newfound fame. they're gonna use each other as a crutch for sex and validation at some point and we'll see if it progresses beyond that
>THAT WAS THE LONGEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE
>>946015387rehab
>>946015387break after island>mr beast shoot (i think it's the 27th of feb-1st of march but not positive) then back to regularly scheduled programming. philippines trip sometine in march, sidemen charity match late april but besides that the rest of his schedule is unknown
bros gonna weigh 115 by the time he leaves lmao
unironically boxing would be really good for him when he gets back
>>946015425so another 1 week break after the island?
>>946015386that girl knows how to squirt
can't believe it only took one day of jason being live to start changing the narrative on sakura lmao. people have talked about her resenting him because of the hatefarms but jason only spoke on her/their relationship like 3 times (all unforced due to tts) and all shortly and tiktok comments at least seem to be a lot more sympathetic towards herjason said he'd been thinking about it for a while which killed the "she suddenly broke up with him" narratives, has denied cheating narratives multiple times, and only garnered sympathy towards her based on his wordsgood on him for nipping hatefarms in the bud despite out of context clips, both seem to be hurting over the breakup and i doubt it was any one person's fault. they're both good people and just because the relationship didn't work doesn't mean anyone should be at blame or catch hate
>>946015392Jason's retarded if he thinks it'll be easier for him to find someone new in the future than to just balance his career and relationship with sakura
>>946015553relationship was doomed and over. he doesn't think he'll find a new one anytime soon. that's why he'll go back to her and try to keep it private for real this time. it all hinges on her wanting him back after a real breakup and then break
>>946015553he was coming home to her crying and waking up to her dry heaving, jason is only 21 he couldn't handle it and help her that's normal and fine
>>946015392>they're gonna use each other as a crutch for sex and validation at some point and we'll see if it progresses beyond thatsure bro
the only thing gayer than yugi is arky. they're fucking right?
>>946015613>he was coming home to her crying and waking up to her dry heavingTimestamp? People been saying this but I guess I've not seen a clip of them admitting to that.
She’ll move on and he’ll be hurt over it is way more likely than any cope fanfic Honestly i didnt think jason was stupid enough to think they could actually be friends
>>946015643they both have girlfriends
>>946015655If he genuinely thinks they can be friends even if she moves on he's in for a rude awakening
>lime disease
>>946015724might be the first girl he ever gets protective and jealous for, that would be a funny story
is jdab the only one in oscs that dosent have a asian fetish?
>>946015655If he stays on the island all 7 days, I think that’ll be just enough time for both of them to come to a consensus on how they want to move forward, whether they try again (highly doubt) or they realize for the final time that it won’t work even as “friends”
Would be funny if Sakuras next relationship was with a girl
>uses bug spray off cam
>>946015763That girl loves dih too much to stick with a girl.
>>946015752He probably means friends in a way so she doesnt get cucked out of events and streams that include him, not actual friends
>sleeps with shoes on
>>946015812I reckon she could enjoy a girl with a strap on or that's when jason comes into play for threesomes
>>946015819no he meant actual friends, if you was watching earlier he means genuine friends like someone he would hangout with
>>946015847Well then hes pretty naive and will learn the hard way
>>946015752gang he's gonna fuck her within 3 days of being back in LA. no clue if they decide to make it work or whatever but anyone who thinks they won't be talking again and hook up is naive
so why were bri and sakura checking yugi and jason streams together?
It goes both ways. Sakura also just had the craziest 8 months of her life. Unless she's a true whore then she's not gonna immediately move on from Jasontheween
>>946015961Maybe Bri checked Yugi's stream, and Sakura mimicked out of habit.
>>946016011Bri checked after Sakura
>>946016026Before bri joined his stream or before bri chatted? Bri couldve been watchin a lil before chattin
The issue Sakura has now is if Jason decides to be retarded and go back to rizz content of any kind she will get harrased about that too. I’m telling you she will come to resent this part of her life and maybe even Jason due to the toxic shit that’ll come with this as time goes on Look at yugin for example, as much as she is a weirdo ppl never left that girl alone
>>946016026>>946016049they checked at the same time lol it's impossible to guess how what and why
>>946016049Actually now that you mention that I only checked her chat logs, she could've been watching at the same time or before her
>>946016051They never left her alone because she farms it honestly.If she truly wished for privacy she wouldve privated her account or made a new one. Her current account is literally a new one but she still decided to farm jason on it.Obviously jason’s community is retarded and hasn’t left that girl alone but its not like she hasnt made it easier for them
>>946016108Realistically she probably only clicked on the stream after bri clicked on yugis stream which isnt good for copers
>>946016051Yujin is not a fair comparison she still farms it, maybe someone like shizuku makes more sense
>>946015961no one will know. obvious answer is bri went to check yugi and sakura did it out of habit. if not... idk green as fuck for copers
>>946016139How would that be good or bad for copers? It's just random asf
>>946016126Yh forsure Jason just has a weird very small percentage of actual schizos that will never leave ppl like Sakura alone, it’s an unfortunate reality, jus feel bad it’s gone the way it has and she’s now in a position that’ll get just as frustrating and toxic for her overallAgain it’ll be interesting to see how she navigates it all and same for him but no doubt she’s gonna have the same retards harassing her months and even a year from now
bri and sakura were probably joking about checking their pet cam. maybe sakura made a joke about jason being her ex or who knows what the fuck happened
Best case scenario for this whole shitstorm is it forces Sakura to get over ppls hate and opinions online, it’ll never change, it will never stop unless she just falls out of relevancy and even then there still always be a few weirdos.
>>946016168Copers think its good bc why would she check his streamWhile the truth is she only checked cuz bri checked yugi after not watching him for even a second the entire day(as far as we know) so a “i might as well” is probably closer to the truth
so at this point why hasn't sakura deleted her jason tiktoks? she's on tiktok. she got rid of them before. she isn't coming back anytime soon based on her last announcement, probably will be after jason is off the island. is she really just gonna keep them up until then?her refusal to get rid of jason related posts (and it is a refusal at this point, it's been a week) seems odd. idk what to make of it yet but it is something to note
>>946016214I mean there’s also the logical chance she saw a clip of him taking about her and decided to check in.It’s also just not that weird for her to check one of the biggest things he’s ever done even given the fact they just broke up. It’s kinda normal thing to check it out every now and then and see what’s going on
>>946016227probably to show she doesn't resent or hate him I guess, it's not like the break up was malicious and today he protected her and called out his own faults
>>946016213If she has shown no behavioral change to hate in the past 7 months its not gonna happen in a week.Thats most likely whatll happen as she’ll prioritize desktop. She’ll fade off into irrelevancy and the actual schizo schizos will be the only ones(besides her community) that’ll care about her
>>946016227Doesn't even matter if she deleted them. They will both be in LA and they will be 1 text/call away
>>946016248>its normal to check every now and thenI’d agree but the only actual recorded instance of her checking is when she was with bri. She has no watchtime in his stream beyond it
>>946016227either she doesn't realize she can delete them again or she wants him backif she doesn't think she can delete them yet idk, she's just dumb. we know she's a retard but everyone knows they're over, her deleting those posts won't get schizos active atp
>>946016227If she randomly deletes them and doesn't go live soon after people will speculate, she's gonna delete them before the next time she goes live
>>946016271you sound so retarded speculate fucking what, he laid it all out for you today
>>946016254Oh I wouldn’t expect it to happen in a week but overtime that’s best case scenario for her, not even to get back with Jason (i think that ship has fully sailed) just in general she’s now forcedTo get over it or fade into irrelevancy, if she keeps good numbers clippers won’t ever stop so she’s really gotta figure out her mental health overtime.
>>946016271idk, it's been over a week like no one would bat an eye if she removed them right now. but they're still up. she made it apparent she's taking more time off, so what's the point?
>>946016269>either she doesn't realize she can delete them againWhat? That doesn't even makes sense lol
>>946016290Who cares, it means nothing imo, he still has his up, it was a part of her life, she might have realised it doesn’t make a difference weather they are upOr not
sakura wants jason back, jason wants what they had back but idk if he wants her specifically back. if he can figure it out, they'll be spotted on her birthday somewhere. and a lot of people will seethe but most normal people will be happy for them
jason didn't maliciously breakup with her, maybe she enjoys and likes having them tiktoks around now, he's the one who said we can still be friends and then started talking about how she was his best friend so it can work
>>946016269if she wanted to get him back she would do it privately, there's no way she would publicly make herself look desperate to get him back
>>9460163029what i mean is she can delete them and no one will care. people here will freak out but it's evident they're over, tiktok comments won't go crazy thinking she's moving too fast or doesn't care about him.
>>946016288Ill be surprised if she streams to a four digit audience two months from now honestly. Clippers will probably leave her alone for the most part because the only point of interest was her relationship with jason.The schizos on here wont leave her alone and will probably look for any jason mention, even if its a slick reference but I doubt she knows about this place
>>946016254>>946016288She might never change, even after years. Some content creators just take it better and some quit because of it. Sakura is the worst I've ever seen. She validates all the schizos, she actually make life decisions because of the schizos (1st breakup and maybe 2nd) so I don't see the schizos stopping anytime soon
>>946016338gang clippers love any chance they have to hatefarm a women, the second she starts expressing interest in someone they'll use it to bring jason's name into a clip and hope it bangs
>>946016321Friend thing just won’t work, the second one of them officially moves onto another partner that friendship is dead — u just can’t be friends with ur ex and expect ur current partner to not have an issue with it even if there no malitious intent and they are “just friends”. It’s extremely hard to find someone thats comfortable with that.But hey if they do then all power to them
>https://www.tiktok.com/@username8283482/video/7607269896459734286look at these comments, man. jason can't admit it yet, but nms sees it.yujin is home :3
>>946016354How do I tell you shes never showing any interest in any guy on stream ever again unless shes genuinely braindead.Its more likely they’ll clip a random interaction out of context and try to push it as her showing interest in a new guy
>>946016363kill yourself
>>946016363Yujin did him worse then Sakura ever has, if he ever went back to her he’s legit a fucking retard lmaooo
>>946016395None of that shit matters. Yujin was his first love
>>946016418it's only a matter of time before he sees the truth. :3
>>946016395He literally spelled it out on stream today for like the 5th time this past year that he doesn't want to do anything with her. Idk when will the Yujincels accept it.
>>946016395How did she do him worse? Genuine questionThat relationship seems like they were both retards. He was constantly rizzing women and breaking boundaries and not controlling his chat hating on her until she got to the point where she broke down and shaved her headThis nigga jason turns women mentally ill
>>946016418Doesn’t make him any less of a retard if he takes her back. She’s too used to bbc at this point and loves raving and clubbing, he’d be back in the cuck chair with her
Men never get over their first love.
>>946016440She was touchy as hell when going out raving and clubbing without him lmaoooo, they would argue on stream she genuinely had that boy in a cuck chair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGH1B31S5Bk
all of this for sakura to clearly not be going out, jason doing this dumbass island stream and pushing through it because he has no excuse, then them to get caught in a few weeks
I wonder if sakura and jason would be open to a threesome now, sakura always wanted jason to look at girls and now she could make him bring a hot girl for her and him
>>946016461>She was touchy as hell when going out raving and clubbingWhat happens to "don't be insecure for me"???
>>946016465>especially my first relationshipyeah he hates yujin but is still running defense for sakura. he's going back the second he lands back in LA
>>946016472threesome with cat
>>946016472has to be the right girl but a jason/sakura/insert girl threesome would probably go crazy
>>946016491I don't think he would ever stop protecting her, I think he would still intervene if she got with a guy he doesn't like if they was friends, exactly like how he was protective over sunny back in the day
>>946016476Nigga they would argue live on stream about this and more.She had him more on a leesh then Sakura ever did, would make similar jokes but worse — she was literally worse then Sakura in every facet. She then moved on to nft scams and was around Dave blunts circle lmaoo
>>946016465six more days on that island alone with his thoughts with nms reminding of all the good times he had with her. he's going back to his first and only love. :3
>>946016508I think sexually sakura would enjoy getting pounded and aroused to another girl feeling him up because she said she couldn't do it while dating but would happily if not
>>946016491I think youre reading into it too much. He specifically mentioned his first relationship because the tts mentioned all roads lead to yujin
"With Yujin, it always felt more real." :3
>>946016503sakura seeing cat squirt all over the big cock she loves might make her squirt herself
>>946016537he said he will never have a public relationship ever again. he obviously would say something like this if he wanted to go back to her.
>>946016491It was kind of funny how today he talked about like 6 different girls on stream (mostly because TTS brought them up) and literally the only single one he spoke positively of was Sakura lol. Yujin is a weirdo, Shizuku's friends said the N-word, he still don't really fuck with Sunny..he was ripping into everyone lol
>>946016564>Mindcontrolled. Junny in 7
>>946016564>Shizuku's friends said the N-wordi have seen more hate towards under that clip on twitter than towards her or her friends. nms is 1 of 1
would nms like sakura if she was fully asian?
whats a sakura and cat threesome even looking like feel like they would fight for territory but cats ass is too big for jason not to choose
>>946016603link clip
>>946016626Sakura rides his face while Cat bounces on his cock
>>946016633The ppl hating on the women surrounding Jason can never be called nms, they will unironically get him in some shit in the future
>>946016705what else, feel like cat also has such a slippery surface his face would also enjoy
>>946016626sakura's pussy is too tight to ignore, cat would give up trying to get fucked eventually and just play second fiddle doing whatever jason or sakura wanted at the given moment
>>946016734cat would appreciate how grippy sakura is and just make out with her and jason while she gets fingered. unless you got other plans
>>946016753personally i think sakura will ride jason's cock reverse doggy and eat cat out as much as she can between strokes. cat will lay there rubbing her clit and begging for more tongue from sakura but sakura won't be able eat her out much because jason will pound sakura too hard
>>946016779not sure if I like cat getting neglected, maybe jason has a finger in her ass to keep her in check but not sure
horny hours rn i guess but if sakura wants it, she'll let jason back. i think he broke up with her so the ball is in her court to take him back once the island stream is done. she started posting on snap after he left, she's taking off until he's done, she hasn't cleared her socials of him yet. he has to figure it out and want her back more than he wants his career for her to fold
>>946016799cat just wants attention, as long as she's getting some she'd be happy. i think she'd be stuck with no cock and just getting her pussy ate and edged until she cums
>>946016837I can get behind her getting edged, she's like a little water fountain when she squirts and when them two horny fucks are done she can let loose over the both of them as punishment
>>946016864she'd squirt so hard all over sakura's face while she tries to keep it in while being pounded from behind. cat would just lay there until the horny freaks are done then jason would make sure she cleans up his dick
I wonder when Sakura comes back if she'll actually try to be a mainly desktop streamer again. She followed Asta's streamer friends, also joined an agency with Kyedae that has a bunch of 100T and OTV people signed.
>>946016891what else, it's just getting good sakura coated but licking it all up and jason getting his cock treated to a pound sesh then cute clean up
>>946016808time will tell, but glad sakura realises she needed more time off coming back too soon is the worst
>>946016808>she's taking off until he's doneYou don't know this
>>946016934you are totally right but when someone says soon and not a date expect a extended period of atleast 4 days naturally
>>946016808>>946016932jason could've already texted her or even called her on valentine's day, literally no one knows. you can't trust everything he said on stream, especially if he knows the best route is to never go public ever again
>>946016934I could see her coming back earlier because she's probably already stressing out about missing too much time but honestly it'd be just AIDS if she went live during the island streams.any time he'd mention something like today people would just chathop like retards, even if it gets modded by fossabot it's still fucking annoying, especially for someone like her who has the bad habit of reading deleted chat messages.
>>946016968true. for all we know jason and sakura spent all day on valentine's day talking over facetime and that's why she went silent on snap. there's no way to tellpersonally i think she just spent the day trying to distract herself, maybe talked to jason a bit, and then he went on the island today
when a dono asked today about the chrome necklace Jason said 'I wonder what'll happen to it' I'm guessing that means she still has itidk if she'd ever wear it again tho lol, it'd just send the parasocials into a frenzy
>>946016978I could see it but, I think she actually appreciating her time off for once thats why she said soon and happy they understand rather than a time period
>>946017023chrome necklace getting vaulted or something
>>946017057yeah I hope so, I think she needs it. but I also know that her team (mainly just her prod/head mod) are very eager and probably hypin her up to come back.idk if any of it'll happen but supposedly she had some really cool things planned for the 2nd half of FEB (this was said before all the shit went down by her prod)one of those things was the texas trip that's supposed to be happening rn I guess
>>946017093man fuck her prod, they deadass a self insert ever since they became head mod
If she goes live, then she has to talk about jason a little bit. The chat hoppers are gonna go crazy. So I'm hoping she goes live later this week, maybe day 5 or 6
>>946017136that's probably her plan based on her announcement and the comm update page which said a few more days off which is naturally 3-5 days.
>>946017113she used to be cool but these last couple months kinda started tripping lol. also people mainly liked her because she was the 'loudest' pro jakura mod I think lolYou either die a hero or live long enough to become a Woolee variant I guess (maybe an exaggeration lol).Still no idea why the fuck did she unfollow Jason (but followed right after lol) now that we kind of now how the breakup happened.
if sakura goes live while jason is on the island, it's a net loss for her. doesn't matter what she says or does, people will say she's trying to take his moment away from him. she isn't going live this week and probably won't be live until a few days after, because i think her and jason have been in contact and will try to figure it out after he's back in LA
>>946017136tbf the more Jason talks about it the easier it'll be for her. most of the bs narratives already got cleared up so it's less likely that retards will start to bombard her with questionsofc there'll be still many of them but if all we had was that announcement then I think people would be more interested to find out what actually happened.
>>946017165she followed Sunny after unfollowing Jason ***
>>946017165don't think she did follow back but she needs to not be so involved
>>946017207>>946017206
>>946017199rt, people are slowly starting to care less now that jason has been live and talked about it a bit. he's doing her a favor (unintentionally) lowkey, she'll be able to go live whenever she sees fit and ignore it.
>>946017206yeah she tweaking, hate when mods and shit get too involved
So surely Jason is a Redbull athlete if he completes the full 7 days right? No way he just randomly without a word donates all his donations to their charity and has them drop him care packages without some kind of incentive
Santi's gf nat has to have leaks somewhere no? abg from tx who likes to go to bars and clubs
i still think jason is gonna be fucking sakura within a few weeks. from there, idk what happens but them having sex is a good thing and no one can convince me it won't happen
people need to get off nana's dick(no pun intended). sakura got lucky with her. before jason hired that viet kid that made the oscs site, sakura's prod was better than jason's.she might wanted to express that she stands with sakura and that she is not another jakura fan. she didn't say anything about jason and she clearly does not know the whole story. she's not a woolee variant, she was even watching his stream yesterday. if she says some woolee shit, then you can hate her. right now you are doing too much when jason's mods have been always way weirder.
>>946017244ngl Sakura should probably just chalk her team (they were focused on IRL anyway), keep a few good mods around and nuke her comm and discord.0 chance that any of this happens but it'd be somewhat of a fresh start lol
>>946017206why tf, yk what some people need to go
>>946017253I mean people thought the same about the skydiving thing during the subathon, although with hindsight now we now that back then FaZe was probably cucking the RedBull deal
>>946017253nah, i think they're just eating a lot of the bill like what happened with his twitchcon skydive. he's using the same production crew and probably got a good deal making the agreement that all tts donations goes to their charity. it's a good sign that they're agreeing to do this with him but don't get your hopes up that he'll be a redbull athlete after the stream
>>946017267okay so I can tell this is someone from the discord, lets play a game how about you don't do any actions or speak on it when you are just a mod that goes for both teams.
>>946017277True and I saw Esfand talk about how Redbull takes a really long time to actually bring in people as athletes. I'll just take it as a good sign for the future I guess
>>946017253would redbull even give him good money? they recently signed fucking esfandtv
>>946017267no shit, nana was a massive jakura person. they're just tryna separate for the sake of their job. it'd be weird if sakura's top mod, production, and creative was still a jason fan publicly when they're broken up and tryna splitanyone who thinks nana knows anything besides insight on when sakura is coming back to streaming is a retard
>>946017283Makes sense but ngl would be sick to see someone parachute in at the very end and hand him his hat in Panama of all places lmao
>>946017306feel like redbull is more status and incentives than money
>>946017306Eh probably less about the money and moreso the brand name itself but I'm sure it'd still be a good bag
>>946017289>okay so I can tell this is someone from the discordi left her discord after the announcement loli just don't think an unfollow is that deep, but i see this turning into another bri/guapo/asta situation where nms starts shitting on people around sakura to "protect" her or save her content.
>>946017306rates matter, jason getting signed by them would mean they're giving him a lot of money. like a lot a lot
>>946017268sakura will never delete her discord or comm, just like she will never delete tiktok or twitter
>>946017310it's also 100% not a woolee situation. if she starts slick hating or throwing shade at nms(imo some shade is deserved), then people should hate her. the unfollow was weird but everyone needs to chill and see how she behaves now.
I'm coping: Sakura's beabadoobee tiktok is her copying Jason. That's her version of Jason's Frank Ocean tiktok
>>946017341>sakura will never delete her discord or commif shit gets bad, she will. you are comparing two completely differrent things.
same production company (thunder studios) did jason's skydiving at twitchcon and are also doing the island stream. they've worked with redbull in the past but it's not like redbull just gave him a bag for either, just the connected and then jason is using it to his best ability
>>946017367For the betterment of your mental wellbeing, let that shit go. He ain't going back any time soon and she'll be dating someone new off stream within the next few months. Part of life gang
>>946017367nigga no one cares to cope about that rn. we know that song was on their shared playlist and that's it. do with that what you will
>>946017267I mean yeah Jason's mods are worse by far no contest but they're just simply dogshit lolI don't think it's too serious it just looks silly when still a lot of her mods are in the NMS dc and comm lol
>>946017373idk he has also implied that faze cucked him out of a deal too. did he ever say what griff was talking about during twitchcon? was it about camp flog gnaw?
>>946017381i'm not a coper and we'll see how he keeps up all week but ngl so far he seems to miss her. no clue if she wants him back but i think he's def gonna try to slide back on her. missing your ex and wanting to go back is also part of life
>>946017381I’m saying niggas need to let go otherwise they’re actually gonna feel bitter when jason’s still alone and possibly not moved on while she got a whole new man
>>946017381It's not over. Idc what you say. And I don't trust everything Jason said on stream
>>946017403most people tend to think it was jason and adapt getting the okay to stream the world series but there's no way to know
>>946017417It's bound to happen to em atp idk. People in here are going to real deal spiral when they find out she's dating someone else
what happend to the sexual talk, I was enjoying reading the fic between sakura, cat and jason. someone make some new shit with a new partner
>>946017457why are you guys so adamant on her finding someone straight jesus, she not a fucking girl for hire