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>>946093668i claim Jahoda
>>946093768Absolute THIGH.I think the compass theme they did with her design is cute, lole.
save a horse, ride a cowboy
>Glitch City best Bartender claimed
This nigga mad over things i'm not even posting.I like arguing it makes people not want to post on 4chan. Shit it's how i killed this thread
I tell everyone don't argue with me you're not gonna win. I already wonned. BC was too stupid to use their autism to his advantage crippling autism is an apt description of the posters on /b/ that's why they live in their parents houses till they die
>>946094037Pervert.
>>946097152Tranny
And a bad larp too>i can see him any time physically touch but i wont celebrate valentine's day with him in fact i'll be rejected opf imagine getting rejected by a dude who lives in his parents house ouch you have to not be having shit going on in your life
>>946097367We spent sunday together though, we don't need a special day to spend time together, if you care only about not being alone during one specific day that is very sad and I feel bad for you I made him stay the night to have breakfast with my mom and I too
>>946097511No you didn't because you were posting
>>946097898That says monday the day after sundayThe day I said he had to leave earlyI can tell you are trying to cherry pick but trying to do that to the person who said it is very stupid
>>946098130You forgot about timezones and are too embarassed to admit it hahahah
not that an hour difference would matter 7-8-9 is still breakfast at mcdonald's you should know this can't get chicken niggers until later
>>946098288Chile is in the gmt-3 timezone just so you knowI can tell you are pretending not to have read what I was complaining about that day you are so jealous it shows
Me when I'm mentally ill so I screenshot every random post I can, holy rent free lmao.
>>946098630My mom said to tell you she is making kuchen this weekend so you have to come
I am thou, and thou art I. At least a little bit, my beloved waifu, ms. Terra. I love you, I love you I love you I love you. Earth, my love. Urks.
I love it how literally anyone that drops by effortlessly dunks on you.>>946098775Alright I'll swing by. Btw you got tape measure or do I bring mine?>>946098841Erf
>>946099005Erf = friend
>>946099005Im eastern timezone nobody dunls on me it's sono larp tierliterally blaming me for everything and making up bs like saying i have a sex conviction instead of an attempted murder
>>946099005I asked and we have one here. Since you are coming and eating here you should be nice and buy me food now>>946098802Yes you are very pathetic and weird it is really funnyJust say sorry and you were wrong, it is that easy
i can't believe Relm is dating Sop. it all makes sense, now.
>>946099392And if I don't? What then? Uh?
>>946099626Lmao, he'd get pissed off if he saw you saying that shit lol
If Relm and Sop had a child, it'd literally be me.
>>946099481You sound mentally ill we are not dating also>>946099684I will get sad and cry
Filthy jew keeps deleting shit it's so funny.
>>946099823you'd be 50% gun and 50% blondine
Rice Shower.
>>946099944I haven't deleted anything it's gay ass pranjyat
FILTHY fucking JEW keeps DELETING HIS POSTSFunniest shit today
throw an insult on the floor and its owner will pick it up and let you know
>>946099867Are you really willing to go that low?
never expected to read this kind of stuff from Sop2fag
>>946100311Are you willing to risk it
Suffah mayschizo!
>>946100448I've never liked them though.>>946100606I'll tell your mom.What do you want then?>>946100753Enzer.
>>946100795Hiya Sopp. I'm fasting today
i;mm slowing todayuhhhhhhhh
>>946100795>I never liked them because im anti trans lol and remind you that you're a loser just like everyone did before
>>946100795Handroll
>>946100949John Slowguy.>>946100914Me when I don't eat.Water?>>946101090Alright.
>>946101228Only water all day, this is gonna suck
it's also ash wednesday.
>>946101228You are the best
>>946101475yes i know but there's no fasting just no meatim an actual catholic i went to ccd and shit
>>946101345That's not too bad, but if you're not used to fasting you may lose it a little
the talmud commands shane pedophile roden to lie
>>946101861it's literally one day only breakfast
>>946102112hello shane pedophile roden, oy vey
>>946102307>don't eat the rest of the daySo...fasting?
You're a bad wannabe catholic i'm used to it though. Niggas like the statues and cathedrals but don't know the religion >>946102391hardly usually a fast is for 24hrs atleast not 1 meal for 1 day cuz that's more like dietary restriction. neptune over here thinking it's several days because he's a phony catholic
Several days is at least 24 hours tho
I get so sick of these noggers appropriating my culture ffs belial says to worship odin every day. That's a crime against the holy spirit and unforgivable
So it is considered fasting. Got it
y'all just confused as fuck zog out your brain from globohomo agenda >>946102846to niggas who think one meal per day at night just really big is good for working out fuck protein absorption time schedule amiright
It's easy to tell when you're being proven wrong lol
>>946103002>>946103002But i'm not you're just being disingenuous considering it a fast nigga just skipping a meal mfker do that by accident
>>946103212See>>946102240
also post your avatar neptune god i get sick of this coward shit from neptune, jules and earth they do it all the time
>everyone I don't like is one of these peopleIt's been a while since you used that cope
>>946103265Also, a real christian wouldn't use The Lord's name in vain
>>946103343I'm not using it in vain it really is tiresome
>>946103321atleast several days
the ones who are into this shit avoid this thread like the plague because it's just not good/fun it's just metadrama and always has been
So anon, where were you on valentine's day? what did you do to think of your waifu?
>>946103760Anything but what I actually wanted to do, tangled myself in social events that are fine on their own, but piled up all close to each other turned into an absolute chore.Can't wait for it all to be over and go back telling people to fuck off.>>946099971More like 50% racist and 50% extra racist.
>>946103869I think I had a similar experience. But in retrospect it was a nice day for me. I just wish I had had the strength to do something selfless for cute Earth. They deserve everything, especially on such a day. The closest I came to anything romantic was making pizza.
netorase
>>946105299
claimed
good night anons. Remember to love your waifu/husbando.
>>946105385Oni
https://youtu.be/SRXH9AbT280?si=1iwcplVIIUP1U-vP
>>946105991still on that weird genshin arknights thing?
>>946105991RosaCola
>>946106006I have gone into daily mode. Until some harder content comes out. >>946106116Dollsfrontline
>>946106823That game is odd, that is my official take.
>>946106823Been a while, hope you've been taking care.
Nigger
Waifu
>>946111002I found you on Twitter.Mad respect to you.
>>946111002I found you on grindrMad respect to you
>>946111329Oddly it seems like a few people found the artist twitter post this time, not sure why but it's kind of amusing.
Which one of you idiots made a /waifu/ in /vg/-Videogames General board?
I'm gonna make turkey.
>>946113917And I wanna get railed in the ass.
>>946114007I never get anyone talking to me.. but I never leave the house.I guess at work rarely people greet me but that's it.
>>946114275Do those strangers also wanna rail me? Do they have STDs?
>>946114367Why do they hate me? I'd rail a beaner.
>>946114453I'll threaten them with my huge white cock
Just got my toenails did
Goodbye Shane. It’s been fun
Yawn.
>>946118010cute bear
NPC schizo spews the same thing. Yawn
Yaaaaawn
>>946118237
>>946118421I played tekken, god blackout drunk, played tekken, got blackout drunk, ranted about niggers, played tekken, got blackout drunk. Rn playing Tekken getting blackout drunk.
>>946118581I keep meeting my fox fren irl. Have I shown u before? He is very cute. He once challenged me to fight.
the two most boring homosexuals in the site being homosexuals as per usual
Fuck being sick.
>>946119102fuck my sissy hole
>>946118724Gay
>>946118724incredibly gay
Gayest shit I've heard.>>946119102It's the absolute worst. I'd much rather get injured than get sick.
Shrimp chips my beloved
Definitely gay
>>946119589Is this going to be your new cope?
>>946118724That’s rad. Is that you?
>>946119672>>946119631Samefag
>>946119677Enough about you tho
>>946119492They are actually made of shrimp, that surprised me.
>>946119786
>>946118724Are you a serial killer
>>946119818Nah, he's just gay
>>946119818he goes to swinger parties just to watch
"hooligan"holy cornball lmao
>>946119479I never call in to work, today's the exception.
imagine being sick
I want may to reail my boipussy.
Why the FUCK did it have to die now of all times
>>946120574Cause u never fuck me
>>946120494My imagination must be pretty damned vivid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pc7fQcgP30
>>946121306We should fuck again
>>946093668I claim Seaport Hime.I love her so much... wish i could molest her right now, lovingly of course
https://youtu.be/APgCsiU2kNc?si=bNOSmvI8oHsUGNuJSopmod.
>>946121795She is cute, have you played the Harbour Princess eroges? They are... oddly wholesome and calming in a way.>>946121984Mmh?
>>946122030Its Chiyono O's birthday.
>>946122030Oh certainly did, if you mean the one this webm is from. It was very lovely, kissable and gropable.
I'm here to claim Earth chan, because they're my World.
>>946122042Make Bakushin jump out of the cake.>>946122067Exactly that one, she is very cute, I love the deadpan trope, deredere was it?You should find the author and make them do a third one.
>>946122180oh God, now im thinking of that one Simpsons gag.
>>946122180definetly a goal, if i had the money
>>946122290it's a small price to pay to have more animated Seaport Hime content.
>>946122199The one where they asked if they baked the cake before the stripper went in?>>946122245If I recall correctly it has a few different endings? I could never figure out how to get them.
>>946121420No way.>>946122110Big kopf.
>>946122361No I dont remember that one, I mean the one where Mr Burns comes out of the cake.
>>946122375this time I decided to make the kopf extra large for some reason. Now that it's finished I don't like it, honestly. But Earth chan looks comfortable with it.>>946122407you are extremely mentally ill
>>946122329Very lewd and cute but please 8th rule!
>>946122448Dang, that's your drawing? Not bad. I think it fits tbh.
>>946122448Are you getting Kiwami 3 or nah.I heard a lot of bad things about it before it released.
>>946122361there are dialogue choices. Like if you are rude to her, she will "kill you">>946122490oooops
>>946122523You're getting Yakuza remakes and remasters for the next decade.>>946122527Ah no wonder I never got them, I don't want to be mean to her lol.She seductively sat on the desk and it broke.In the game she's supposed to be a captured enemy unit right? I feel that's common in gacha, everyone loves bad girls.
>>946122739I dont particularly mind. Remasters I wouldn't imagine since we already have a remaster of every single one of the ones that needed one.3 was one that desperately needed a remake because it was just an absolute dogshit game in the first place.4 and 5 dont really need a remake but they'll make em anyway id imagine.
>>946122739>In the game she's supposed to be a captured enemy unit right? I feel that's common in gacha, everyone loves bad girls.Sadly nope. Otherwise i love to forcibly adopt her and make her into my secretary. i feel like only GFL let you do that.
>>946122506oh, thank you. Well, Earth is a big ball irl, too.>>946122523I heard so too. The one and only reason I instantly stopped being interested in it was when I saw the new Rikiya model. I will pretend Yakuza Kiwami 3 doesn't exist because that offends me so greatly.Yakuza 3 is the one game that I would have most loved to see a Kiwami of. It's the only game that I couldn't bear to replay during my replay streak because the boss fights are just that bad. It's unbearable for me.I love Kiwami 2 and its wacky fight system. I don't care that other people think it's bad. So I had no reason not to look forward to Kiwami 3.But they can't do my boy Rikiya like this. Since I always considered the characters the strongest point of the Yakuza games, their change which apparently tosses away such an important character already makes me lose hope for the rest of the changes.
>>946122795Remaster the remake next, trust.>>946122940Aww bummer lol, yeah the first game lets you capture some of them, my prisoners of war can't possibly be this cute. They still don't let you oath them as far as I knew though.And gfl2 announced Sextan too who was also an antagonist.Cute secretary princess.
>>946122940gfl sucks i tried it for 2hrs
>>946122985Yeah I too was looking forward the most to 3 out of all the kiwamis.Its unfortunate but oh well, every company drops the ball at some point I suppose.>>946123027That is the stupidest thing I've heard in my life, you're stupid.
>>946123027Evil girls deserves love too, especially cute ones. Yeah they basicly broke and rewrote Sextan's mind to help us. Almost same thing with the Sangvis girls and the others, we mind controlled into believing we are their main controllers or something along the line.Abyssals might give up fighting for desserts and comfy homes or something.Soppu is pretty cute too.
>>946123039it's definetly an acquired taste thing with it. Not for everyone. I liked games like X-com and other turn based games. So i more or less vibed with GFL. Though later chapters and amount of magical movements you had to make become a bit tedious.
>>946123130Evil girls are girls too afterall.Torture chamber? More like, abusement park, Architect is familiar with it lol.Agent is really cute too...Traitors for dessert, I can see it.My lovely puppygirl dollwife is so cute.>>946123047Are you sure? We should call Altair to make sure he can say something dumber.
>>946123399The shit Altair says is insane nonsense, what you said is just straight up stupid.
>>946123426You could just say you don't get it, I can explain it slower for you if you are having difficulties, it's alright I don't mind helping you.
>>946123566ok retard.
>>946123586Fuck you too, Finland.
>>946123047we really should have built a system for our societies that rewards companies primarily for being good for their choosing customers.>>946123399Like a Dragon: Yakuza 4: Remastered Remake Remastered Kiwami
>>946123158I thought the same that's why I had even gave it a chance but only having chinese voices is bothersome in 2025 onwards. I don't mind reading subtitles but I wouldn't give them the money for guaranteed banners because of that since it's as much as starcraft or xcom which is better in every aspect outside of sex appeal which I wasn't really a fan of either. I rather play endfield although there's no strategy. I might actually download endfield today despite the criticisms it's received recently.
>>946123632Kiwami redux, ultimate edition.
netorare
shane needing to post as anon for replies will never noy be funnyit looks so desperate and spineless
>>946123685gacha isn't that bad as it sounds. You get a lot more currency to roll than HSR or ZZZ, but the gacha is slightly over complicated. Doesn't help you have to roll on character banner to gain currency for weapon banner or get lucky and get it from credit store (you get like 300-400 credit a day and bonus credits for helping out on friend's ship,) The combat is a bit janky, the enemy is still kinda HP sponge until you craft out equipment but to craft equipment you have to keep up with the factory advancements. Not super bad, but like comapred to other gachas, you have to get used to it.
>>946123786I'm imagebanned when posting legitimate
i feel it has more to do with you being an unlikeable faggot more than anything
>>946123761Sopwink redux, wife edition.
>>946123828I'm downloading it right now>>946123906Absolutely not i would post images if i could and i don't even like posting legit because 4chan has spyware running
absolute cope lmao
>>946124047it's not cope it's truth
don't worry shane, i would be ashamed if i was you too
>>946123967That's certainly a sentence.
>>946124105For what reasons? Actually don't answer that I don't fucking care whst some 3rd worlder has got to say especially so when they wear women's clothing whilst loving in their parents spare room.
>everyone i don't like is the same personlollmao
wait until maycrab finds out how his boyfriend, Mordred, treats people that don't attach pictures to their posts.>>946124119Are you saying you wouldn't marry Sop2, even if she winked at you?
>>946124265Can you prove otherwise? It doesn't matter however it rings true no matter who it is.>>946124274Oh no mean words :( I don't care and i treat him like everyone else
>>946124274I would marry her even if she chewed my arm off.
Serial Designation N claimed!I hope everyone's having an f-N-tastic day!
treat him like everyone? true you suck up to anyone until they call you a retard and you sure love sucking
>>946124454Nah i don't need provocation. You seem jealous or some gay shit
>>946124426too romantic for a 4chan post>>946124439most of my days are E-days, fortunately.How was valentine's day, now that you're an N-fag?
>>946124439Twinkbot. Oh right, did you end up getting the figurine you talked about?
>>946124581>>946124581>>946124581
>>946124579
yours was first.