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Now that Tesla is finally uncool, can we all agree that the cybertruck was actually awesome?
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It's not
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Millhouse is cooler than tesla trucks
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>>946125943
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>>946126135
It kind of is. At least it’s different
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>>946125943
My friend got one and I hit it with a bat and it bent my bat. I was surprised
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Pugs can drive cybertrucks, it’s a little known fact
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I went to a tesla store and test drove one and it was awesome
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Teslas are powered on hopes and dreams
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What happens next
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>>946125943
the cybertruck had the potential to be awesome but as usual, Elon over-promise and under delivered. There is definately some impressive engineering in the powertrain. However, all of the engineering for passengers and build quality appear to have been a complete afterthought.
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Hey everyone!

JESSE JACKSON IS DEAD!
WE NEED MEMES.
NOW.
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>>946125943
It's cool in the sense that if feels like a videogame car, but I would feel to pressured to drive it like in a videogame car so I would never want one
>>946128442
Small trunks should be illegal
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>>946125943
They're cyberjunk.
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>>946130197
Damn that was a short truce
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>>946131149
That’s a frunk
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>>946131642
it's where cybertruck owners put their purse
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open bobs please saar
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>>946125943
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>>946125943
I prefer the Ford Ranger.
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>>946125943
No, they're fucking gay, just like you.
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>>946125943
there are only 3 countries in the world whose safety regulations are so poor that the Cybertruck is available for sale.

The entirety of Europe? Japan? UK? Australia? It fails basic safety requirements in all of those countries.

far from "awesome", that's pretty pathetic.
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hello my name is harshit singh poojami and I am the spokesperson for the open bobs society, please do the needful and submit your donation today
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My dad loved them
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>>946131366
If people wirebrush the panels or use abrasives that contain other alloys like carbon steel then those other alloys will impregnate the surface layers of stainless steel panels and then you got a galvanic corrosion cell. Since we're talking stainless remember that it is susceptible to chloride stress cracking so if you live near the coast or up north where they salt the roads expect some cracking on that shit at some point down the road. They're cool trucks for one reason, though: owning one is like having an Apple tattoo -- it tells you a whole lot about the person driving it. I love mine! I got a graphic of my Apple tattoo printed and stuck right on the tail gate. Chuds know to avoid me or there'll be trouble.
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>>946125943
I’ve never liked Tesla, but niggers and Hispanics find them more difficult to steal? That alone is worth buying one in America
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>>946135949
Lesser iqs can’t comprehend steer by wire
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>>946132698
But euro safety regs are as faggy as everything else in Europe.
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>>946131366
Most stainless steel contains other ferrous alloys as pure stainless steel is too brittle and would crack very easily. Seen a couple of these shitboxes with wraps and it is a definite improvement.
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The cybertruck cuts you for just touching it
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>>946126135
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>>946138886
wood paneling, a smart defense against children in grocery stores.
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>>946138886
Plastic
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>>946138960
fitting so few pixels into 1920x1080 is impressive
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>>946138960
kek the millennifag standing there tops it off
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im gay and i want to be spitroasted by niggers
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https://litter.catbox.moe/1imxii1vn334t58j.mp4
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take your meds schizo
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cunt bag
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>>946140974
We know
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Jesus..
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I'm love nuri
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>>946125943
No
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>>946145206
No one loves Nuri
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>>946125943
nah it always sucked ass dawg.
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horse face
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>>946146023
That’s a callback to the second season
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>>946131149
>It's cool in the sense that if feels like a videogame car, but I would feel to pressured to drive it like in a videogame car

Do a barrel roll (Z or R twice)!
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>>946145206
That is so fucking gay when you say it like that. "I'M love" instead of "I love". Stop with the retarded gay baby talk. Say it right.
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>>946146768
it was originally I but it got autocorrected to I'm one time on accident and then I kept it that way. It's really none of your cock sucking business to begin with
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>>946146768
Goo goo ga ga!
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>>946145206
I’m love you!
>>946146768
That’s not how babies talk. Babies pledge to pay taxes now
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nigger whore
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>>946147130
You’re so Jewish
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da joos
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>>946146817
Kill yourself
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we cummin fo yo house nigga
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>>946148680
Damn I wanna eat that pussy
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>>946146817
Better not say that shit ever again
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damn i wanna eat my moms pussy so bad
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Tesla has always been uncool. Electric cars are gay.
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>>946125943

no, elon, your concept car is shit and your ideas are shit. it's a stupid looking joke of a truck and it's not legal in europe because it's unsafe.
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>>946150078
europe roads are only 5 feet wide and its only banned because of the pedestrian safety not the truck itself. vehicles have to have round edges lolol
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>>946150231
I guess Elon didn't care about the European market then?
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>>946150078
It's funny watching leftists rage impotently about shit over their retarded ideology. Emotion trumps reason in everything you do. You think like women.
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i dont even know why it matters. elon musk didnt invent tesla or anything. it was an existing company. he literally just bought it.
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>>946125943
it's old tech. actually cool stuff as of now is NIO ET9 & BYD U7

they are way ahead of the game with battery swaps & infinitely better suspension than anyone else

porsche will roll out this suspension in a while and CATL will roll out battery swaps eventually but right now these two are like bitcoin in 2009

tesla used to be like this when they spawned model S in 2009, delivering it in 2012 but have since not developed much and fallen off to being mediocre

oh the robots, unitree are ahead of that game already shipping cheap ones while others struggle to even get it to balance properly
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>>946125943
No you faggot
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>>946153117
>i'm conservative but support elone
He has no conservative values besides being a pedophile and homophobic nepotist
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>>946128442
nuri got some junk in the frunk
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saaaar.....do you slumber?
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>>946153789
>Hello fellow conservatives!
Rage more, faggot.
You don't have to be a conservative to despise retarded leftists
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>>946155369
If you're insulting leftists you're a pedophile conservative.
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>>946155449
>tries for years to make MAPS a thing
>ends up calling everyone a pedophile unironically
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It's time for the ultimate prime puss cookie
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>>946125943
How much do y'all get paid for these daily threads? Just curious, and where can we go to hire you folks?
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>>946125943
I'm a chud but I have to admit that the cyber truck is literally a piece of shit trash vehicle. I thought it was cool at first until I saw videos testing it out. it's junk.
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>>946155961
Right here
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I had a dream of the cybertruck literally just now
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>>946153894
Puffy puss?
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Tesla is the most unpozzed car maker on the planet.

The Cybertruck drove the Furd F150 EV out of business and the Silverado EV isn't long for this world.

Elon is based beyond belief.
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>>946160765
Exactly. Car companies can’t even compete with tesla. They need to stop unless they have some bullshit contractual gimmick like Rivian + Amazon
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>>946125943
A fucking nigger stole my cybertruck.
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jerk 2 ur extinstion wyut boi . . !!
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>>946162372
oogadaboogada nigger learn how to speak english
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this question has been answered already
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>>946162890
It’s a jew, not a nigger
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>>946164646
the jew is the nigger of the world
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Hi Josh
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Anyone else sad that you can’t play Mewgenics on the Tesla screen?
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>>946170056
I thought the model x could game
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Nigger dicks in josh's ass
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>>946132215
Omg that license plate omg
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I'M love Nuri. I'M love Nuri. I AM love Nuri.
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Nuri love BBC. NURI love BBC. Nuri LOVE BBC.
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look at the little guy go
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Poop
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don't fall for blue beans
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>>946168034
Why do you keep saying hi to that faggot?
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>>946126177
Checked and keked
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>>946130286
Best black history month ever. First sharpton nowhim
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>>946175067
Idk something about him makes me sad. I pity him
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>>946176660
Same. I want him to be a femboy
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>>946125943
a Prius is more cool than a Cyubertruck.
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>>946125943
No these trucks look stupid.
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purple haired retard
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jew fag disappointment
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>>946181568
You’re the retard editing my pics lol
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>>946125943
It's super iconic in many ways, but I don't think it was that good if you're just looking for an EV.
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>>946183196
I can agree with this. The cybertruck is a toy. The model y is an actual good product
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>>946183207
Yeah, and if you really need an EV truck you can take a look at Rivian.
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Every person I've seen with a cybertruck is a non-white trying to look wealthy.
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>>946183196
>It's super iconic
which translated from faggot to english means it's shit
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>>946125943
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>>946183383
It also means it'll live rent free in the minds of faggots like you.
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>>946183431
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>>946183668
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>>946125943
I rather drive this
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I'M LOVE NIGGER COCKS
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Sticking out your butt for the nigger
You're so shitty, you're unpopular
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>>946184187
We know
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>>946184764
I'M KNOW
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early morning micro mini melty much?
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>>946185401
oh it's morning for you?
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>>946185508
it's morning on the correct side of the globe
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I don’t understand, is it pretending to be alpha again?
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it's ESL kikeposting at 5 AM on a saturday, interesting tactic
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>>946161727
That's hilarious considering Elon and the US have to prevent competition with China at all costs so that anyone will buy a Tesla.
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>>946190265
do you know how many online training courses you have to take before you get the dual wheel forklift certification?
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>>946125943
logfat
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>>946187392
You don’t want Chinese vehicles. Everyone tends to think that but they’re wrong.
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Why on earth does Shane diddle kids
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Where am I
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>>946125943
You sound like an enormous faggot.
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>>946193992
Why do you? I saw your post
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>>946195937
What post
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https://voca.ro/1kbvi4fioEfl
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CYBER TRUCK IS SHIT
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>>946192751
I've been hypnotized
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>>946198075
Explain



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