Celeb Thread - /I don't show you my struggle for pity/ edition.
>mogs everyone as usual
>Beady threadStillborn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ky8C5Sga_EM
>>946413815Parker>>946413853Some other faggot>>946413863Sarcasm anon.I'm just here to see if he's still triggered and going to spam the thread again.
myrient going offline next month, i'm ending it all
>>946413899how long have you been here? and you still can't recognize beadyspam from emmanon posting?
>>946413899
when the cockgoblin is vexed it will spam
Mr. Beady and Mr. Trump are two peas in a pod.Two powerful Alpha Males who dominate their environment.People love to hate on them but regardless are forced to submit to Their wills.
>Do I tell him about the archival project or let him kill himself.It would put an end to his homosexual faggot behavior. And no more lesbian golfers.
>>946413980they're two plonkers.
>>946413967>>946413486
>>946413853>>946413974We need a new fappening!!
>>946413980beady wants to bum trump
>>946413980I can see the similarity. Trump burned down the economy. You burned down your apartment complex.Trump has a weird fixation with underage girls. You post 13 year old Elle Fanning when you're drunk.And then there's the shit hair.
>>946414034My reason for livving
Olivia feet
>>946414032corr blimey guv
>>946413980
>>946413853i love gooning for mommy liv <3
>>946414065>>946414095Alice mirroring again.
I just needed an excuse
>>946414021Hasn't she popped out like 5 kids?Her tits must flap like a pair of batwings.
>>946414034>>946414110
Kat Newt is NOT a lesbian!!
WE HATE BEADY. LET'S ALL REPLY TO HIS POOR BAIT AND GIVE HIM ATTENTION.See this is why beady doesn't worry about his address being known. He knows aint nobody gonna do shit about it.
>>946414178her puss must look like a butchers bucket
No one.NO ONE dares meet him in the pit.
>>946414190hnggg she is so beautiful that its unreal
>>946414252
>>946414335<3
>>946414065fucking based>>946414095lmao>>946414234I have a vacation planned towards the end of the year. Give me a time and a place you little flabby gut. I will wear your moron face like a party mask.
>>946414234You can always use the rape kit you keep under the bed to immobilize them.
>>946414253even her tongue is pretty <3
Dave Mustaine is the co-founder, frontman, primary songwriter of the thrash metal band Megadeth and was the lead guitarist of Metallica from 1981 to 1983.
>>946414394I will literally suck your dick if you post his head on /cel/
>>946414157take it off kat
>>946414442I don't want my dick sucked, but the sentiment is appreciated
>>946414431That's Tyler Schwift
how we doin boys?>>946414394CUTE!!! <3
>>946414394>I will wear your moron face like a party mask.Would need to get it confirmed by The Archivist but I'm 80% that troy said the exact same thing.
>>946414426Let me see your tongue.
>>946414521i love kaitlyn dever, she is so gorgeous
>imagine actually spending time reading the archives
>>946414546It's a quote from E.Y.E.: Divine CybermancyYou gain brouzouf.
>>946414480It pains me to say it but Kathryn will never get nude on camera
YO BEADY,I was watching the video your schizophrenic room mate recorded when you were at work that one time (best $100 ever spent btw). You need to check your rape kit bro, one of the things inside had an expiry date October 2025.
>>946414558i'm uglyhere's gracie's
>>946414501What I actually want is you being ok and us just hanging out in a lovely place away from here.I'll even send you his ballsack skin as a coinpurse.
I """watched""" Five Night at Freddy's 2 last night and Mckenna Grace was her normal self in it for like 5 minutes before she turned into a monster type thing.Also the movie was complete dog shit.DO NOT WATCH
>rape kitYou mean the pump he uses to get all that cum out his ass?
>>946414695You've gotta be disabled.
>>946414178>>946414215God I hope so. Flapjacks for breakfast, roast beef for lunch, ass for dinner.
>>946414681 meant for>>946414442
>>946414431the cover of ride the lightning on their new last album is goodhe co wrote it before they kicked him out
>>946414603Sounds like vidya. I have relevant info; Amazon released a picture from something called God of Ware Live Action tv series today.Gaymers are mad because big man isn't big enough and pedo gaymers say kid is ugly.
Don't be mean to Allison.
>>946414695It's a small metal tin he keeps under his bed. The contents are "interesting".
>>946414563I love her too! I've said it before a long time ago but I went to the same school as her. she very quickly became home schooled
afternoon corfee time
>>946414829Pics or it never happened, you know the drill.>>946414681And I want a couple of interesting addresses and schedules.
GOP lawmakers and RFK jr literally said americans should just eat cheaper "meat" like liver if the price of hamburger is too highlmao you fucking retards actually voted for them
>>946414894I know you have a fixation around real men drilling your asshole into the middle of next month.
>>946414335I have an unhealthy obsession with her
>>946414940What about it
let them eat liver
>>946414976If you want to see pics of his rape kit you know what to do. There are stills from the video in the archive.
shit thread
>>946414979i cant believe someone gets to cum on that
>>946415030I think I remember when they were posted.Who is he gonna rape with that? Rodents?
Why does J-Tard constantly fantasize about being raped by Parker?
let them s--t thread
>>946415152He is very vocal about his needs.No need to shame.
I did some math yesterday and realized that it was potentially quicker for me to download a 90GB torrent than it would be to drive to storage and pull the blu-rays.It's 59.2% complete already. Saturate the pipe downloading; restrict upload to .1KB/s obviously.The future our parents dreamed about when they were kids in the 90s is here.Just a random observation. Bye.
>>946415218see ya
>>946415204My Education. My Way.Here you can. UCN.CA
>59.2%>yesterdaylollmao even
>>946415107I am a lucky man.
STFU before I saturate your pipe, binch.
Lewd questions? Comments? Concerns?
>>946415289lmao cumming on your phone doesnt count
>>946415272I started the torrent when the previous thread was created. I'm sorry 60% of 90GB in 2hrs 30 mins doesn't match the pedo pipes you and your ilk use.
>>946415321Nobody seeding Wings of Power, feels sadge mang
>>946414190>>946414335
>>946415321>doesn't say what he's downloadingPEDO
>>946415317I cum inside her all te time!....when I am dreaming
can someone lewd me while i lay back and dont do anything and provide no feedback? thanks
I've heard Palm Beach is the real hollywood
>>946415348A "man" with your combination of skills and perversions will no doubt find a way.I'm going now. Posting Kristen is risky ITT because many degenerates will try and talk to you about creepy sexual fetishes.Ugh.
Someone finally gets it
In the shelter it was either you were doing the raping or you were the one getting raped.And it was just that simple.
>>946415454Sounds like you need someone to talk about creepy sexual fetishes.
>in flin flon it was either someone burns down your house or you burn it down yourself
i am NOT a nigger
>>946415513hmm
>>946415511They miss you at the gas station.
>>946415546then stay away from my wife
>>946415152he has needs and they are special
>>946415545KEK!
"god this feels good, you're so good at this"-things i won't say
>>946415558fuck off loser
>>946415546doubt
creeping sectional vestiges
oh goddammit he's here now
I am the alpha and omega when I get in bed B)
>>946414893coffee makes you poot
>>946415641damn, sexy
Beady was diagnosed with Rhotacism as a child but he isn't intellectually challenged enough to be considered disabled or "challenged".His brother 'D' however is a retard.
>>946415671I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT
>>946415623WE LOVE YOU ANON
BD took the concept of "homework" to it's natural conclusion
>>946415641those are not her clothes and she only wore them for that shoot and then left them on the set. yjn some underling staffer grabbed them and took them home. the panties had a little grool cause she got a little wet from feeling horny while being so sexy. he put the them over his face, put the bra on and put one of the socks over his cock and jerked off
>>946415687Tell me something I do not know.
Beady BTFO by Alice and Jacob
>>946415717cara makes me cum
no you don't but thanks for saying it
>>946415671begone, scat fetishizer
>>946415804oh. its you.
>>946415801>Hide all posts from this user.
>>946415777Jerking off is disgusting!
>>946415860>cum tribute all posts from this user
>>946415717Checks out:>>935012352
sorry
>>946416003those boots>>946415966*hug*
Imposter.
just one thread without this anon* ruining everything, PLEASE*insert any anon you like
rhubarbara
>>946415918>That thread.Some of you people have weaponized autism holy shit.
allison is a sweet and lovely soul
I'm not calling you 'insert any anon you like' that's like trying to talk with a 10" cock in your mouth.Not all of us can be like Alice in his dreams.
>>946415717I want to crack one off in her asshole.
>>946416102You needed to post a medium sized pic of a lesbian golfer when pointing out the obvious?
I'm straight
I cum in my dreams only.
>>946416147yes
>>946416155That's like saying Jacob is a homosexual because he likes looking at cocks.
>>946416028ʰᵘᵍ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ>>946416102ᵏᵃᵗ ᶦˢ ᵃ ᵖʳᶦnᶜᵉˢˢ
Straight? You’re permanently bent from all the dick you take.
>>946416273Glad we agree on this.
University College of the North (UCN) is the premier place for learning. Located in Northern Manitoba, our institution seeks to bring out the potential of our students and our local community, which consists of a young and growing population that is more than 70% indigenous. UCN is positioned to contribute significantly to the social, cultural, and economic development in our region and the entire Manitoba province.
I am ascending! Goodbye.
babs is JIDF
>>946416361Your brain has more holes in it than beadys router.I-I mean yes Alice. Good Anon. Pat Pats on your head.
lol why would someone drill holes into the router
>>946416441Lillis was IDF. RIP. If only we'd known what he was using the digits game for.
>Rapidly accelerated posting.This is your fault.
>>946416482Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
Alice is wifey
>>946416479Little boys who eat contaminated soil grow up to be overweight rapidly balding men with fatty livers.
https://youtu.be/647ikNd3jSI
>>946416529As much of an annoying cunt as you are sweetie we both know you're too smart to play at being that dumb.I'm still amazed at what was encoded in the last image each round.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Te4-h468xk
Wait. Does he really not know?>>946416701D-Do you really not know?
>>946416386<<<3
ˢᵗᵘᵖᶦᵈ ˢᵉˣʸ ᶠˡᵃnᵈᵉʳˢ
>>946416812Not for you. What is being discussed would make you upset.
Nothing at all
>>946416774good feet
>>946416864
>>946416800who's peeper is dat
CHARGED AS ADULTS: Two boys, 12 and 13, are charged as adults in what police say was the brutal, half-hour rape of a 12-year-old girl in Miami's Overtown neighborhood. They say one of them shoved rocks in the girl's mouth so she couldn't scream.
>>946416864Shocking. Next you'll be admitting to using Linux Mint.
>>946416916In a just world, they'd be thrown into lockup and raped to death.
>>946416812
I conducted calculations yesterday. Yes. Mathematics. Try to keep up, cunts.It is more time-efficient for me to siphon a 90GB torrent directly into my humming, overworked machine than it would be for me to perform the grotesque physical ritual of driving to my storage unit and extracting the Blu-rays with my own hands. Imagine that. Mobility rendered obsolete. Evolution vindicates me.59.2% complete.I watch the progress bar like it'smy nephew dedicating into Kristen Stewart's mouth. It inches forward while I remain perfectly still, marinating in the warm glow of bandwidth and my own atmospheric fungal conditions. Download: fully saturated. Upload: throttled to 0.1 KB/s, obviously. I give nothing back. I am not a charity for you leeching bandwidth barnacles, you sputtering cuntish parasites.The pipe groans. The room hums. I adjust nothing but the fold of my shirt against my concave chest.This is the future our parents hallucinated about in the 90s. Infinite information. Instant gratification. A man fused to a chair, bypassing sunlight entirely because fiber optics are faster than withered legs.Efficiency.Optimization.I do not leave the room. The room leaves the world.Just a random observation.Refresh.Toodles.
thanks jacon
Don't panic Jacob none of them are white.
tank jenkem
>>946416435non need to announce your spurts, but thanks for taking the time to do so
>He's still triggered.
>>946416973jyou don't have to move your feetjust hate flanders to the disco beat
>>946417042SWEAR TO ME ALICE you don't use Linux Mint.Please.
Jacobs creepy stalker is from the Eurozone.
did basically no work today just downloaded roms
>>946417059you can tell he's furious when he starts posting twinks
>>946417136Sexy duo
>>946417190Are you lazy or do you have pajeet internet connection?
>>946417195Are you also from Flin Flon?
it can be both
You wouldn't download a house fire
people are posting beady edits in unrelated threads, this bodes bad
>>946417270CLASSIC.
>>946417270You're disabled
>>946417271Holy shit he's actually not trolling. I just found a thread with one.KEK.
>>946416953This is really hot
>>946417300You stalk a pedophile who masturbated to the little boy in Hamnet.
Holy schizo
WOW bro thats EPICi cant' BELIEVE thats real!!1!
>>946417199dubs of truth
>>946417361Fucking beautiful chicks
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>>946417322he's now entered the lore as a reaction image, and is thus enshrined in chan culture, this also bodes bad
>>946416458>>946416586>>946416617who is she? what's her name?
who cares
next time the news reports on some rapist, provide BD's visage for even more keks
>>946416804
>>946417430Frida Aasen
>>946417452Absolute faceporn and prime goon material
>>946417403I have no words for how momentous an event this is.
>>946417430European pedobait model #815
>>946417381wish they'd wise up, ditch men, and be together
>>946417448ʸᵒᶦnᵏ
Imposter. He's not a degenerate like that.
>>946417577What a delicious couple they’d make
>>946417577Mmmmm, names? who?
>>946417599wow dude
You're being a fag which is usual behavior but you're insulting the morals of our best poster.
>>946417577I like you, but you need to leave. This place is a cesspool.
>>946413815I wish I could eat Belle for every single one of my meals.
the best poster has transcended morality
>>946417837You're pushing him away?
Luring Allison to an island with vanilla pudding cups and leaving him there for his own good like in Air Bud
>>946417890He shouldn't be here. He's too soft.
>>946417950>>946417950Is he too soft or is your heart too cold?
