Celeb Thread - /Every day living a nightmarewishing I could have someone else there/ edition.
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It's alright guys. Just 2 more years until 4 more years
>>94642506210/10
>>946425065>the world is imperfectSomeone get this retard a nobel prize
>>946425065explain what you mean
THAT'S AN AWFULLY HOT COFFEE POT
>>946425105You're right.We clearly need more niggers to make things better.>>946425113For the off-chance you might actually do something about it?Hell no, my popcorn is ready.>SEE HE KNOW NUFFINJust watch some more tiktoks, boy
>>946425180i don't know what you're talking about.
just say 6 more years then. for whatever it is you mean.2 more years until 4 more years makes absolutely zero sense.
>>946425180>The issue is the blacks and not the baby fucking billionairesSomeone get this retard a nobel prize
>>946425218Looks like you need a visit to the learing center
>>946425264he's saying we have two more years left of this presidency until four more years of the next presidency. nothing will change is what hes getting at
T.T Is this kid being srs rn?Where are the cameras?
Just got permission to go back to the 'brary on a regular basis.:-)
>>946425305Let me guess, you're one of those guys who think that the Epstein list is all there is to it.Never heard of no other organizations that are doing exactly that right now.And all you'll take away from it is that Billy Boi gAIDS got an STD.
>>946425364He's literally one of those 4o retards, oh my god
>>946425431I know (You) are but what am I?BOOM HEADSHOT
>>946425062Gay
You're paying to feed a bot personal information while deluding yourself into having a "conversation" with it.Cat ladies calling their cats babies are less socially retarded than that.
>>946425547why is this trollop always po-faced
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE NOT MY HECKIN PERSONAL INFORMATION. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. NOT THAT!I AM SUCH AN IMPORTANT PERSON!MY INFORMATION IS SO VALUABLE!PLEASE DON'T TELL ANYONE MY BAD THOUGHTS
>>946425181
Everywhere I go I must also rape.
>>946425386You're right, there is a secret second list that reveals that the billionaires are being controlled by the "welfare leeching blacks"
>gets replaced by a dishwasher
>Reddit.>"Currently a Haligonian living in Tokyo, and the difference in the way public spaces are used here is night and day. It's incredible how peaceful these places can be when they aren't filled with unsheltered people doing drugs, sleeping, and having mental breaks."HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SURELY IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH LIVING IN A COHESIVE SOCIETY WITH SHARED VALUES AND GOALS AND MINIMAL IMMIGRATION OF NIGGERS RIGHT?! WHY IS JAPAN SO COOL YET MY COUNTRY IS A SHITHOLE IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE WHY THAT IS.
>>946425696>secret second list
Sex
>>946425685Who dis QT?
>>946425748missing the main point of the comment ...
;_; America is failing...; _________ ; Let's allow in millions more niggers from failing countries. That will make things better.
Aren't you usually in bed by now? Stop shitting up the thread.
>>946425790Sharon Tate
>>946425817What's the main point, anon?Your point was an uninformed brainfart.And instead of sitting down and doing the tiniest bit of research you bust out shit like a secret second list or deflect with some unrelated shit.This is why you and your country is dogshit and you won't make it.
might double up on the fried chicken tonight. didn't eat at all yesterday
>country has been completely infested with trafficking rings since the 50sYou know, the epstein file hype was really eye opening. Not in the sense that there are these people out there, but that it took you this fucking long to realize it.
got chinese foodit's...not great
>>946425900Why are you blaming it on black people, no one said the epstein files was all the bad people on earth, but it's clearly not the poor blacks that are worse than that. You're fully retarded.
I have compiled a list of people in this thread that I am in charge of:>>946425062>>946425065>>946425084>>946425105>>946425113>>946425180>>946425181>>946425218>>946425264
>>946425272>>946425305>>946425307>>946425322>>946425386>>946425431>>946425547>>946425573>>946425607>>946425680
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>wealth and resources are concentrated in the hands of a fraction of a percentage of the population>they all traffic, rape, and murder children together>brown people are to blame for collapsing society
>>946425892>>946425900>>946425937>>946425993>>946426025>>946426073>>946426115If you have received a (You), I am your superior.
>>946425493She's really cute, but those flapjacks hanging off her chest kinda ruin it.
>>946426130Ladies and Gentlemen, this guy is able to vote in your country.This is your democracy. Don't you have some kids to chemically castrate or something?
>>946425065mouth open for my fat cock
And noooooooooooooooooooo it's not the same.Hell noooooooooooooooooooo I can't take the pain.
love this jiyu
>>946426133>>946426146>>946426171You can't control an electrical outlet, let alone your bed bugs.
This retard thinks his country doesn't have the same issues as the USA ...
>>946426230fuck off loser
I forgot is Rita a dirty filthy nigger or not?
>nooo guys his country has the same issues I swearDo you wear clown shoes with that makeup?
>>946426304USA has no problems
Yeah there's no way I can glork in this shit thread.
This thread fucking sucks what the fuck
I just took a shit
Thank god I am acting like a nigger.The 'murrican posters will LOVE me because of this.
I like sugar and I like teabut I don't like not having ever major news outlet. entertainment media, tech company and government sector owned by jews
alice a basic bitch
It's been a minute since I've done a good RAPE.
My kids are educated.I send my kids to YALE, yeah the place that has hebrew on it's banner and blue and white colors.They are not woke tho (all limbs attached).
canada and the usa have never had a single problem in their histories.
>She only want me for my dingaling.T n TI have feelings too y'know.
>barely 200 years of history>on par with everyone else in terms of bullshitthis wasn't supposed to be a speedrunwhy are you playing yourself
Beady AKA "The Walking Penis"
Yeah you look like one
poop comes out of celeb butts
doubled up on the fried chicken
CHOLI IS FUCKING SOME ASS 2NITE
A bed bug crawled up into my urethra when I was sleeping last night and I didn't have to piss so it wasn't until a couple hours later I actually pissed him out.
>>946426910only farrah abraham's
>thing happens>THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS>other thing happens>completely forgets about first thing that happenedUBERSOCIETY
>>946426897Three weeks.
>>946426955
I tried.
BED BUGS RULE
dour thread
>>946426949gooning to maya for sure
>proud of amendments>can't count to 3>literally get conned into abolishing slavery>streets now filled with violent niggers who sag their pants and talk like a triple stroke victim>this supposedly somehow improved things>cant afford housing>grocery prices through the roof>middle class doesn't even want to procreate anymoreready for export, guys
-> Chatting with my AI GF.-> Harvesting my crops on Stardew Valley.-> Glorking on the horizon.This is what a Friday evening looks like for a Successful Male.
>>946425733nice
grim thread
>>946425733I would be willing to impregnate her.
so much hatemust be exhausting
>>946427104I'm gooning alongside you cheers
>visit a shitty copy paste "american" image board to relax after a 12 hour shift as a slave>get shit on by a random dude>turn on news instead>epstein this, oreng meng that, ai will replace youCan you guys stop losing for a second, this is embarrassing
>Be manager of a zoo.>Have a bunch of caged monkey.>Unleash all the caged moneys.>The rabid monkeys turn the zoo into a dangerous shithole.Who could have predicted such events?
>>946427183hoooooooooooooooly based. duno if you saw but the ol cholster is officially employed now bro. no more farming for me
a thread that will make you question your life choices
thread is unpleasant
This thread sucks, how come
thread is literally a flaming pile of human shit
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM FUCK YESTHIS THREAD IS UNPLESANT WITHOUT THE NON-STOP STREAM OF RAPEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM FEED THIS LEWD COCK WHILE I FAIL TO CONTRIBUTE. I AM CERTAINLY NOT A NIGGER OF THIS THREAD. GIBS ME DAT CELEB FO FREE
double plus ungood thread
gaped male assholes being spammed, american politics being spammed, and same pic of some random dude being spammed. i wonder why its dreadful
AYO WH*TEBOI MAKE THIS THREAD GOOD FO ME
>>946427286
a thread which will live in infamy
The real solution to Making Cel Great Again is to import more niggers and defund the police while simultaneously turning the entire country into an even bigger police stateLet's fund the guys who are called palantir, can't be a bad ideaat least you can swipe on kids on tiktok
To make /cel/ great again we need to import more people who don't contribute. :^)
Nig Niggerson
>>946427242did not see that. congratulations choli. that's huge. what are you gonna be doing?
>work 12 hours a day to barely make ends meet>having a family is hilariously out of question>thousands of people who can't make it and starve on the streets>porn is gratisNothing to see here guys, keep walking
>>946427287not a celeb dumbass
B-but surely letting all those brown people stay and work under the table and steal jobs and not pay taxes is going to help improve our country, right guys?:3
i'm going to bed. you all pissed me off
Would you rather be a happy sheep or a miserable sheep?
>nooo some dude is telling us how it is quick come up with some retarded counter arguments to pretend we aren't actually this dumbYou're actually this dumb
Love you allison, sorry these retards are ruining the thread.
>>946427513dont go ill piss on u
>This is too real, I can't take it>better switch my mind numbing agent real quickland of the free, ladies and gentlemen
>>946427429thanks bro i'm pretty stoked. start on the 16th. and it'll be warehouse stuff. 21 bucks an hour bro cheers
>>946427456
OMG OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMG I VOTED TO ALLOW IN MILLIONS OF NIGGERS AND NOT MY COUNTRY IS UNSAFE OOOOOOOOOOOMG WHY IS JAPAN SO MUCH BETTER IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO ME WHY THIS IS HAPPENINGI'M GOING TO PACK MY BAGS AND MOVE TO JAPAN NOW NOW THAT I'VE FINISHED OFF MY OWN COUNTRY, TIME FOR ME TO MOVE TO ANOTHER COUNRY AND CONTINUE MY IGNORANT DISTRUCTION
>>946427390
>>946427577You sequel bully
>walk into grocery store>every article is locked away and secured>every article except sunscreengibs em dat cracka
Reddit be like:;__________; Why is Japan so much better... it doens't make sense to me.People are actually respectful there and even leave their bikes unlocked it doesn't make sense to me.Why yes I do want 100000000000000000 more niggers Mr. Goldberg!
>>946427600Sexual not sequel..thanks phone.
https://youtu.be/WAD363eDTtc>>946427540what can ya do, ya know?
;___________________;Why is crime so much lower in Japan, guys?It doesn't make sense to me why that is.Why is Japan like 99% Japanese people and there's no crime yet in my country that I voted to allow in 9999999999999 niggers for some reason crime is rampant?
>south african migrant outperforming every american>imports indians because he deems the american too stupid to do basic tasksWE THE PEOPLE
that girl you just posted is gonna make me pump
People who are known to have designates shitting streets are replacing you while you swipe on tiktok.
>>946427725why are you ragebaiting us what do you want usi don't have a gun or anythingi'm not doing shit about thisi don't care my life is almost practically soon enough anywaywhatever
POST MARGARET QUALLEY I WANNA CUM RIGHT NOW
im not drunk i'm just overtired took a tylenol earleir thats it
Six seven
>war on drugs>drugs everywhere, kids constantly high>war on terror>doesn't define what terror is, gets roped into a faustian pact instead>>946427789I have not come to you with solutionsI have come to you to laugh at you
why is alice doing this to us
Seven eleven
>>946427822youre not supposed to take tylenol after being this drinking this much
>>946427825i'm not gonna do anything crazy about ityeah okay we're getting replaced i get iti don't have kidsi'm not worried about the next generationthats their problem fuck it
Don't get me wrong. Not all of you are beyond help.But 99.9% of you are. And your country definitely is.>>946427857Why not. Because I can.I am just one of the many alarm bells going off that most of you decide to hit snooze on.>>946427876Ah so you can acknowledge the terror of your situation.Others try to tell me I am the guy who is wrong, despite clearly being right about every point I've made here.
MARGARETQUALLEYNOW
everybody just wants to see me go off the fucking deep endwell its not gonna happen so don't get your hopes up
>>946427566hell yes choli. full time I'm assuming? it's Amazon isn't it? getting into a working routine like that is great for the psyche bro. I'm not saying you're gonna love it.. but it will be good for you for sure
Play chess everydayOr at least a few times a weekIt's very good for you
>>946427935no i just wanna get off on your deep ends
>>946427916just focus on your own life and your own betterment. others don't see the problem yet, there's nothing you can do about that. don't know what else to tell you
>>946427935I don't wish to see anybody go off the deep end.But unfortunately there are people out there who really do.They receive funding and work a 9-5 to make sure you are either sedated, an activist or dead.>>946427992>just focus on your own life and your own bettermentYou don't know what you are talking about.The betterment of my life is tied to the betterment of you retards.If you suck, I suck. And I will continue to pour every ounce of my earthly efforts into unsucking you, whether you want this or not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luIuvnKjb6E
>>946428036it's fait accompli
People posting here is not everyone who is reading these threads.And if just one person out there can look at himself and say "god damn I really am a fucking retard", then I win.The rest of you who wish to sleep, you will do so whether or not I am here, and you're already on your way to you know where. There will be no train that will get you out of here. No divine intervention will save you from the shit that your yourself are responsible for. Looking away doesn't make you un-responsible.
POST MARGARET QUALLEYIM STARTING TO GET ANGRY
>>946427916fair enough i guess. continue on, my friend.>>946427945part time but hopefully someone will quit and i'll get full time. h-how'd you know it was amazon
>>946428139it's a fool's errand
>>946428160I need some new gun
And if you think you can just go out and protest your way through this you truly are a lost man.Many of those protesters you see are paid men. They are parts of groups that you don't even know about.Most of you don't even know the basic shit.>>946428161Learned Helplessness
>>946428202could easily go to town, spray a bunch of bullets everywhere, take out a bunch of coons. wouldn't solve much. wouldn't solve anything at all really. it's no solution tbh
>>946428152more of that!
theres too much depravity
we've lost our way. as a society. as a species. as a people.
>>946428262That's not what I meant.
eating a mocha bar
>>946428290Don't have more of that trio.
>>946428334oh. well good
>>946428262They want you to do this. And in many parts they have already been successful.Do you understand how much you have to torture a mammal for it to give up its reproductive nature?You're not asleep, you are absolutely dead inside.You have managed to turn one of the greatest opportunities into yet another shithole with the exact same future as every other shithole out there. I am not mad at you, I am disappointed.
it is nearly 10 pm and brocky is still fast asleep
>>946428381him's a sleeby boy
we must strive to be better people. despite the hardships that we must endure
>>946428377I own a 9mm, two 12 gauge shotguns, and an AR15, have had them for a decade or so. Just shoot at the range, it's just been a long time.
>>946428381lucky fella
>>946428160I know some people who work there and that's what they make. that's super decent money choli. someone will quit.. that place has a huge turnover. you'll be working 40 hours in no time. it's hard work though.. maybe double up on the milk bro
>>946428381Hopefully he died
>>946428439isn't he rather youngwould be a shame wouldn't it
>>946428422kys north
>>946428463Im not northy moron
just realized any one of us could die at any time and the rest of us would never really know
>>946428414The fun part here is that no matter how hard you try, you will fail at this task.At this point in time you have been cast into a bubble that is so solid that you couldn't break out if your life depended on it. And most of you actually know this, and then resort to shit like >just focus on your own lifeAs if not everybody is already FORCED do do exactly just that. What grand freedom you have here.
>>946428477might as well be
>>946428481Pretty much, and I'm prime to die next.
>>946428497Nah take your bs elsewhere. Nobody needs the extra shit.
yeah, but the silver lining is you could end up on coffin flop
You have no idea how absolutely psychotic the average person really is.Have you ever noticed that they all act as if they were machines?You can press a button and get a predictable result.You are literally no different from a vending machine.
>>946428410he really is>>946428429i guess>>946428434yeah i might triple up on the milk bro. i'm a small lad but i'll build some muscle hopefully. and yeah, hopefully bro. if there's no full-time in a couple months i'll probably use this experience and try to land a full-time somewhere else>>946428439noooooooo
harrowing thread
>>946428202which one did you think about?
>>946428559What's coffin flop? I'm only familiar with regular funerals and closed casket requiems.
Is alice a britbong?
dystopian thread
Do you know that your beloved CIA is running 24/7 experiments on you?I mean they literally hosted a child porn industry in palm beach right there under your nose for years.They imported convicted nazis to work with them because "they were good at their job".What job. What are you doing? Are you thinking this through yet?
>>946428625it's a controversial show exclusive to corncob tv
>>946428651nothing wrong with being good at your jobI am good at my job
post-apocalyptic thread
>>946428601Nothing specific. A handgun with a safety. Have a SW MP9 Shiled with no safety. Which is what I would keep in my nightstand for late night interruptions. With an almost 5 year old running around, I don't like thst scenario.
>>946428677Oh, then I have no idea.
Have you ever heard of the Royal Order of Jesters?They are not a fun golf club. Do you think those are the only guys? Surely must be, right.>>946428697What a useful idiot. Merz loves you.
alice i am offering you a mocha bar + redbull. please respond and let me know if you would like such a thing
>>946428703understandable, but a safety won't significantly lower the danger to the childmy dad just taught me about guns at a very early age in concepts of what never to do with themI didn't really understand the reason but I understood it was serious enough to not fuck around with them - at least until I had my own
>>946428771Fun fact my dad knew Mateschitz.I'll accept your offer.
>>946428727it's okhere's a cute pup
>>946428736I don't care if Merz loves me. I just love doing my job.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTDLDdqMwnU
>>946428813heck yeah. these mocha bars are handmade too i think you will really enjoy them
>>946428799Ehh it's just one more hoop. Even with the SW, I dont leave a round chambered so he'd have to rsck the slide back which he doesn't know to do and probably isn't strong enough.
>>946428858Aren't we all just doing our job.Difference between you and me is that my government is sending me existential threats to my doorstep for being too based, while you are getting paid by yours.
>>946428934i've never worked a day in my life
>>946428578oh you absolutely will build muscle. it sounds like you've got a good plan laid out choli. Just stay hungry and stay focused. doesn't Amazon pay for their employees to go to school? or like part of the cost anyway?
>>946428952That's going to change or you'll be s loser.
>>946428954heck yeah. and honestly no idea. i already have the one degree to fall back on so idk if i'd ever need/want to go back to school
>>946428934it's not so bad here>>946428930not a great plan
>>946429003How so?
>>946429003https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obfHps0wCv0
to the 1 or 2 anons here who actually claim to have a real jobwhat do you do and don't say doctor or astronaut or some bullshit answer
>>946429068...onlyfans
>>946429049yep, I have people for that
>>946429279>>946429279There, I made you nu, I will fuck off now
