Debate of the century, would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?
>>946860287the choice is obvious
>>946860287Ninja because they were state sanctioned and legal for a time. Pirates were hunted down and executed.Unless you include privateers...
I want to be a toilet
Ninja. Pirates are jerks.
ninjas are tools of the elite, pirates are free.
Pirates all have scurvy and ninja are fictional characters from kabuki theater so both options are bullshit
>>946862104DO WHAT YOU WANT CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE
>>946860287Pirate, I always wanted to sail the caribbean.
>>946863155you get to be the somali kind
>>946860287A pirate with knowledge of ninjutsu
>>946863172oh, then ninja.
>>946863342you get to be the Somali kind
pirate obv
>>946863385then neither
BBC
is a BBC in nuri's ass right now?
>>946863592Ok just a regular Somali guy then
>>946864245I'm sorry, but the question isnt do you wanna be a nig or nog.
>>946864406Correct. You have no choice in that matter, so there's no reason to ask. Now do you want a shuriken or a flintlock pistol?
>>946863107YOU ARE A PIRATE!Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
a nigger just impregnated purple haired retard
a jew just posted about purple haired retard
an incel just got triggered by black dicks
a jeet just shoved a funnel into his gullet and was fed cow poop like a foie gras goose
Pirate is the right answer
>>946868114With all due respect, Nuri...Wrong
>>946868210BLICKY
>>946868596Blicky?
there's a bbc inside everyone
>>946860287Master Chief.
>>946868738Yeah glizzy, gun beats ninja
but nuri has three
>>946869424>>946868759>>946867444>>946864807>>946864216>>946863596
>>946860287Andre the Giant Jr
is this shane guy in this room with us right now watching nuri take bbc?
What prime puss snacks should I get for Friday? Thinking of Twix Bits
BBC? No BBC.
nuri loves fucking niggers
that black callin your name
>>946860287Was always a Ninja kid, still am.
Josh
Realistically, which one got more pussy?
>>946860287Ninja. Cool suit, plus ready access to Asian chicks.
why the fuck do you faggots think about delicious african congo dick all day?
>>946870885and he can vanish in the shadows if the husband shows up
>>946870940I’ll give you one hint why he does it
>>946871419This was the first edit I smirked at.
Kanye
shane is a cocksucking faggot
no
indians litter online as much as they do in real life.
Jelly Pirate?
rip
>>946860287QOL is better as a Ninja, which isn't saying much because being a pirate really fucking sucked.
>>946869416Oh. Well ninjas were stealthy, you can't shoot what you can't see.Think that shitty assassin's creed game that came out not too long ago, except they didn't swan dive every time they skipped a step on the stairs
>>946868114https://youtu.be/HblbpLwC_XA?si=DtnBBGTpS4wBCYRQ Ninja, and circle gets the square!
>>946860287pirate obviously no one ever heard of a drunk ninja
the israeli data centers got hit. notice the catalogue right now? it still has a bunch of weird shit and porn but there's absolutely zero black dicks right now. I repeat, zero black dicks in the catalogue
>>946879792It’s funny to think that assassins creed has both pirate game and ninja game
>>946880023Shane unfortunately lives in our great nation
>>946880453I played the fuck out of ac4 as a kid. I grinded to prestige 4 in multiplayer, then I lost my Playstation account and got really depressed for a while.I miss when assassin's creed was good...
>>946880483
>>946881185Same
>>946884892Hi
>>946884892Hi, anon
>>946860287I would rather not be a ninja or a pirate. Thanks for asking.
>>946860287Pirates seem like the equivalent of a thug while ninjas have more of a soldier, mercenary, feel. Ninja seems cooler, Pirates seem gay and like ass bandits.
a rice farmer getting squashed by psychotic despots or a literate sailor fighting to the death for books and a deeper understanding of physics... i will take pursuit of happiness over force maguire from civil. pirates were so well educated from reading while at sea the british navy had standing orders to forceable recruit any man with confirmed time at sea.i submit that the famed and buried pirates treasures were often books or libraries not trinkets, chemistry, early metallurgy, astronomy, geology. pirates were self educated ninjas were forced to survive.pirates
she crammed a bbc so far up her ass cum started coming out of her nose, thus from that day forward she was known as nuri the bbc cum gushing whore
>>946889988You sir just wrote the hottest thing I have ever read. Bravo, champ.
That's the realest thing a MFer has ever said
nuri's asshole truly is an inventor of retarded shit
>>946889988Checked and guffawed
Well shane is awake
i wonder if I may be so bold as to inquire whether this gentlemen by the name of shane might presently be occupying the very same room as the rest of us at this precise moment in time
Shane posts from a phone, these arent shane posts>b-but the computerProof?
>everyone is shane!Schizophrenic tranny meltdown
>>946890556Make it less obvious for once. Fuck you need acting lessons
I’m love triggering shane
I could go for a Big Fucka Burger
>>946887795What are you doing
>>946892805Almost passed out when you posted this, but now I'm awake thinking about my cool shirt I got
>>946860287Pirate. Ninjas lives are not nearly as glamorous as people think. They're tortured from youth and out through hell so they can assassinate people. Meanwhile ninjas are all out in the water being crazy and stuff. Sounds fun actually.
>>946893943What did you get
>>946895377A symbol of solidarity with my people
I got some yummy snacks today. I'm saving them for tomorrow
>>946860287pirate, ninja is training, pirate is just hanging out
Peradventure Shane were to occupy the same room as you or I.
>>946896140I think that might be me
that's odd...nuri shapeshifted into a white guy
>>946896218See, now I know you’re not shane. Because shane wouldn’t say that. Shane always calls nuri a man
>>946861860Cute picture, what zoo did you take this at?
>>946897360https://voca.ro/19UHlZDfuuN6
>>946895798That’s raw as fuck
>>946897598Nigger lover
>>946898130Thank you, thank you lol
you can't say jungle jim anymore
Josh.. you know what must be done
Is that the guy from Impractical Jokers?
>>946899182I know, I'm gonna enlist at the end of the year probably...
>>946860287Ninja, obviously, posing as a pirate. Stop asking dumb questions.
>>946860287
>>946899432No
>>946881428yawnho humm my precious joozanother slow boomer news day
>>946899614Don’t enlist
>>946894083A ninja told you this.
>>946900263Why not?
born too early to be a cosmonaut pirate born too white to be a Samoli pirate
Whites better enlist lmaoYou need to take your military back from the spics and niggers on fake earned-citizenship visas your boomer and genxers gave to them freely instead of youThe ultimate treason: prevention of discrimination based on national originWe don't need their fake ass spies We need to kill themTake your military back and kill your commanders who let it happenhttps://www.uscis.gov/military/naturalization-through-military-serviceNaturalization Through Military ServiceIf you are serving or have served in the U.S. armed forces and are interested in becoming a U.S. citizen, you may be eligible to apply for naturalization under special provisions of the Immigration and Nationality Act (INA).
>>946900321Because don’t die for israel
>>946900751Don't plan on it, I don't and won't ever serve Israel
nuri slams nigger cum for breakfast
>>946901171I’m such a fat chud
>>946902192Huh?
>>946902488I SAID IM A FAT CHUD
>>946902960booba
>>946903160Maybe, but the key point is steak dinner
Pirate life for me
>>946902960same bro
>>946860287Why can't we be both?>>946904867
>>946907150Because pirates aren’t ninjas
>>946902960Well you're pretty sexy for a fat chud lol
>>946860287Ninja, I get seasick really easy.
bump
Ninja
i wanna be a fireman
>>946914829which one?
>>946915218a pirate fireman
>>946915236a pyreman? niche but pays well
I'm need nuri to honky my bonky
>>946907501Hey thanks
>>946918833Yw friendYour fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
>>946920142
>>946920180You should cosplay
>>946921800You think so?What should I cosplay as?
Josh you should cosplay as mister chief
nuri eats bbc sperm
is king solomon in this room with us right now?
>>946922650Mister chief?
>>946923741Yeah my boy
>>946923792Aight, I can do that
>>946924163Or cosplay that robot from Tesla
>>946925091This one?
>>946925391yeah
uah
>>946925979https://voca.ro/1dzH65TpZBIR
I think I'm done nuribbcpostingIt's too draining thinking about that retard
consider this my going away post. goodbye nuri
>>946926910Or you could cosplay Arthur Morgan >>946927077You don’t have him filtered?
>>946927886https://voca.ro/1iRbzabvvFS2
>>946927886Ok I came backNo I dont have any special extensions that filter comments
>Come back after a year of avoiding 4chan. >See this. >Myface.gif>Realize he's probably lying.This site sucks anyways. To the cool folks, hope you've been well. Teslas are still cringe though, sorry <3-k
Ah fuck I forgot to do this part>>946927077Fuck this site, and fuck you josh (jk)-k
>>946928666Digits
>>946928931>Fuck this siteI concur
I love fat black cock
>>946928666I like to ragebait him on the daily. It’s literally like a therapy to me. I go into his little faggot pedo threads to fuck with him especially
>>946928862>>946928931Who is k?
k could be Kombuchan but she never knows how to type. k could be giga but he and flappy got married. Who else could it be..
>>946928862Also fuck no we haven’t been well. Half of the people here either left or got jobs, it’s just me and Josh versus the bbcfag every day. I think uk steveo still posts sometimes
>>946922123Cosplay as gabagool
>>946930830https://voca.ro/1kNAPP3qBvFe
>>946860287>Piratethe OG kind that all ended up with their head on a pike by the harbor? No. Hell no. The One Piece kind with crazy powers or super human swordsmanship? Yes.>NinjaOnly if the Naruto kind with chakra n' shiet. I'm not stealthy so naw I'd be a terrible ninja.
>>946862003>he wants to be a septic tankbased.
>>946860287>NInja
>>946860287>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy6MrsvKyqU
>>946933646Nigga ofc is the fun version of each, how many years you have? more than teeen????
>>946860287ninjas gotta train and shit thats lame as fuck i want to be a pirate and die of scurvy
nobody posts here anymore:(
>>946860287These youngsters don't understand how fucking cool ninjas were in the 90s and early-2000s.
>>946860287Second only to the debate “would you rather be a nigger or a jew”
>>946935160Niggers only exist because of Jews
>>946931228See you’d fit >>946934177Yah I was at work homie biscuit
>>946935901>See you’d fitMaybe, maybe.Hope work was ok for you today though :)
