Shy anons welcomed!!!
dangerous lewdesu thread!
I wish I had cute meow!!!!
>>946895898Did you wipe your feet first, suanon??? I must inspect!
hi anonshow is everyone today?
>>946896022I'm off work for the entire weekend, HAness!!!!
>>946895827Meow wish for asserting lewding>>946896022Meow iz uhhh..... Meow forgets
>>946896162>Meow forgetsMeow is cute, meownon! Dont forget!!!
It's been a while, I'm aliveI'm going through a turbulent phase, I think it will get better soonNini
>>946896244H-how iz Meow supposed to remember if not told multiple nya times a day??
>>946895827Why are you like this. Just be normal, you freak.
>>946896315Just set an alarm clock for every hour on the hour, meownon!!!
>>946896137yaaaay thats really good lewdness>>946896162thats ok meowsif it was important then meow would remember right?
>>946895898Hello Su
>>946896474Sounds complicated and noisy>>946896576>if it was important then meow would remember right?R-right, sure. M-meow n-n-nevar would forget important meow things <_<
>>946895827Rollin for furtuneYour fortune: Good Luck
>>946896687oh rightsorry meows :(it was supposed to be a joke/reference to the meme
Sometimes, I wish that meme did kill me...
I wish to win the Megamillions lottery's jackpot tomorrow night.Your fortune: Better not tell you now
I wish to have Absolute-level Superpower Manipulation as it's currently described in the Superpower Wiki.Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>946896966:P
>>946896687You're a cute nya!!!!
>>946898058
>>946897924meows you do anything on your new tv?
>>946898560Not today, Mummyshow day; Meow played a little Resident Evil Requiem day before
>>946898699Having fun in requiem, meownon? Did you find the blind uoh?
>>946898782Yopp. Meow just before the part when Leon goes to Raccoon cityMeow haz to wait and play for Mummymeow so Meow gonna be a while until they beat it >~<
hi anonsim was sleeping sry....
anons i sleepy so eaaaaaaaaaaaaarly :/
>>946900145but is early anon Z____Z
>>946899615Why is this thread so lewd, anon???>>946899161Isn't Leon hot, meownon!!!>>946900145Drink cocain, HAness!!!
>>946900409mmm, because most anons are bois?usually the lewd ones are boisexcept if you are japanese
>>946895827I fucking hate these characters. Ugly as shit and useless to the fucking story and annoying as fuck. I wish they died.
>>946900380yeah i kjnow opkwill have to try to stay up a bit longer at least>>946900409idk about that lewdness
>>946900450Are japanese girls lewd, anon?>>946900890If you can't afford cocain then try crack, HAness!!!
>>946900409>Isn't Leon hot, meownon!!!Doesn't seem to be, he wearing a sweater XD
>>946900890ok ok anon, np>>946901332actually ,yes!they are who draw most of the NTR mangas anon!
>>946901350The sweater is to contain his hottness, meownon!!!!
>>946901478Sweaters cannot contain Meow hotness!!!!!!!!!!
>>946901567Can I cum inside your sweater with you, meownon???
>>946901567>Sweaters cannot containyour Sweaters are broken meows!
anons is bedtime for mehope you all have a good rest of your night and sleep wellnini
>>946901835Nini sleepy, HAness...
Anons, were never going to get these wishes filled out in time by sleeping!
>>946902101sry!is my fault U___U!>>946901835ni ni anon Z___Z
>>946902101Then wake them up with an awooo, awonon!!!
>>946901683eww>>946901802HOW DOES FIX???
>>946903130I meant come not cum, meownon!!! I swear!
>>946903218
>>946903295Please no mad meow! How about a chin wiggle?
>>946901835NINI FUHA
>>946903371gib
>>946903489Then come out, meownon!!!
>>946903130buy another meows!or tell mummymeows to fix it!
>>946903543NO>>946903647But monies and mummys r not available...
>>946903647Lick my feet, anon!!!>>946903785But I want to sex (You), meownon!!!!
>>946903837:O
>>946903785why not ?mummymeows are sleeping?>>946903837ok anon!
>>946903958>mummymeows are sleeping?Meow not supposed to tell strangers things liek that :<
I just wish for /b/ to not be full of porn threads, it's sad seeing so many degens here
>>946904838but im not a stranger meows!you already know me!>>946904902i agree
>>946904939WHY ISN'T ANYANON IN THIS THREAD POSTING VAMPIRES ANON???Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>946905283Vampires huh? I'll post my queen then
>>946905283MAYBE THE VAMPIRES ARE HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT NONA 0_________0Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>946904939>but im not a stranger meows!sus>you already know me!SUS
>>946905357IS THAT THE YUMMY CREPES ENZERNONA???>>946905367YOU LOOK >________> WAY AND I'LL LOOK <________< WAY NONA!
>>946905670Far from it nona
>>946905776WOULD YOU (LIKE) IT IF YOU WERE BITED ENZERNONA???????
>>946905283maybe is too early anon!>>946905418noooo SUS!
>>946905916I'll probably make this face
>>946905955ANON ANON MY CHERRIES ARE SWEETHEART VARIETY FROM ANONGENTINA ANON>>946905967THAT FACE IS SILLY NONA!
>>946906027I would probably moan too
>>946906058I DIDN'T KNOW YOUM WERE A COW NONA!
>>946906027:Othat is what the box say anon?
>>946906200YES YES ANON!
>>946906378THOSE CHERRIES STILL AREN'T AS SWEET AS NONA!!!Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>946907196I'M HAVING SWEET DREAMS NONA......Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>946907434SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF BEES NONA!!!
>>946906378what a surprise anon!usually here is not selled on jars
>>946909002*or packaging like this
>>946907434I need some of that sweetness nona!can I lick you?
>>946915540So much tea...
>>946915897im a little addicted to tea XP
>>946916574Hehe, nice. I think you said black tea, yeah?
>>946916785It depends; sometimes with peaches,or else from the plant that grows in my house,which is a plant used for making tea and herbal infusions>example img
>>946916886Ah, so black or fruit flavored.>or else from the plant that grows in my house,What plant is it anon? It looks kinda minty.
Wisho r DUM!!1
>>946916971is called Aloysia polystachyai dont know what is the english name but here is called "planta de burrito">>946917031
>>946917301I see. Not sure if it has a Czech name either, at least there's no Czech wikipedia article :o
>>946917031You're dum, meownon!!!!>>946916971What dat tongue do???>>946917301I just got my car maintance done! But they want 6000 for "repairs". should I do it? Also, do (You) have a car?
I wish to be chosen for every art call this year.Your fortune: Good Luck
>>946917410It shoots very far Lewdesu!
>>946917399well, is a native plant here, soo maybe is normal, here you can found grow naturally and you can grab it ,usually is used to make "mate/matecocido" that is like a strong green tea>>946917410you have a car anon?i dint know it!no i dont have a car, cars are really expensive here>>946917491art calls?
>>946917535Yes, anon! It goes vroom, vroom! Do you have a bike?>>946917517Then shoot that tongue straight into my... heart, froggy!!!
>>946917535>usually is used to make "mate/matecocido" that is like a strong green teaOhhh, yes yes I know maté. I've had it once or twice. It's drunk from a gourd with a straw that has a little thing at the end, yeah? I forgot the name... I want to say kalabasa, but that might also be different from the English name...
>>946917677no no, the stuff that you use is what is called "mate", or "matera", but looks like thati dont like the normal "mate" but i like when i made like a tea, is tasty>>946917671yes, bike yes, but i dont use it much...
>>946917671If I shoot it in your heart will you die? u.u>>946917840Yea I know, maté is the drink, but you pour it in the gourd. And drink it with the straw (I looked it up, the straw is called bombilla, such a fun word).>i dont like the normal "mate" but i like when i made like a tea, is tastyAhh, so you make it like tea, without the leaves floating in it?
>>946917942no, i use I use a filterThe mate is very strong and tends to make people run to the bathroom XP
>>946918016>The mate is very strong and tends to make people run to the bathroom XPYup! But the one I had also didn't taste that good I think. It tasted a bit like ash to me.
>>946918098Maybe it had already been washed—I mean, it was really worn out—or it had a lot of “dust” on it; you don't usually drink the dust,maybe was that
>>946918222>or it had a lot of “dust” on it; you don't usually drink the dust,maybe was thatMaybe it could be. Mine was in a gourd with ton of leaves, like in your pic here >>946917840
>>946917942How about you just lick my feet, then?>>946917840Is it a cute uoh pink bike, anon???
>>946919259No way!
>>946919259not yet anon!that is expensive!
>>946917301:<>>946917410dum 4 Meow
>>946921761>dummeows gae bou with cotties :3>>946921755spoted!
>>946922726>Op K doing dum things 4 Meow
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>946923922>dum dancemeows is calling the dums?
>>946909334IF [YOU] DARE NONA.......Your fortune: Excellent Luck
lmao when did /b/ add fortune?I wish for something portableYour fortune: Godly Luck
>>946924713do teh dumhead summon dance, anon!
>>946924980but im not that dumb meows!meows is the dummiest !
I wish I was a woman
>>946925376Meow can only nyan danceSo, no anons will come from Op K dumdance sommoning to make their dum wisho then...
IS TODAY UNLUCKY FOR SOME ANONS ANON?????Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>946923938>Very Bad Luck
>>946925615then no monies from meowssince the dumdance of opk is the only can call the wishos>>946925419what type?>>946925849maybe?how anon?
>>946925849APPARENTLY I HAVE VERY BAD DUCKS NONA V______V
>>946926607>then no monies from meowsMeow dancin' for monies iz unlegal, anon!!!
>>946926973meows dance is meowsecencial for meowsmonies!or maybe meows is a bou that is not cute anymore ?
>>946927054B-but Meow want to keep their clothes on!
>>946927173dance with meowsclothes then meows!i never say meows need to remove their clothesonly meows have that dirty meowideas!
>>946927381There no money in that!
>>946928114then dance like a meowsslooth if you want meowsdance that meows booty and win that meows moneys
>>946928221
>>946928588sloot!>P>>946928725hi anonnot much todayi go to visit my granda and finally(today yes)i fix my sleep hours, at least for todayhow you?
>>946929138no work today so just playing games on pc opkgot some groceries and work tomorrowtrying out different apple as they were on sale. pink lady apples
>>946926607HOW MEOW ANON???>>946926859THAT'S BECAUSE I'M QUACKERS NONA!>>946928700THIS ANON IS A MOOMIN!
>>946929455>pink lady applesis tasty?>>946929894i dont know anon!but im sleepy!
>>946930249is quite tasty but idk if its my new go to yetbut for $0.85/pound i had to at least try them!
>>946930249ME TOO ANON BUT I'M ALSO EVIL SO MEOW MEOW MEOW>>946929455>>946930505I'VE HAD PINK LADY APPLES BEFORE FUHA THEY ARE PRETTY GOOD BUT I MOSTLY EAT GRANNY SMITH!
>>946929138OP K wants Meowsloot UwU>>946928725Meow is :////////////////////////////////////Also Op K called Meow a sloot!
This thread isn't lewd enough, anons!!!
>>946930604i hear granny smiths are super sour nona!!idk what kind of apple i like other than crisp texture>>946931522if opk didnt call meows that would meows be c: ??
more wishes should be fulfilled
dg
>>946931717YOU'RE LEWD ENOUGH ANON!!!!!!!>>946932038THEY TASTE OF GREEN FUHA!!!!!!
>>946932562if there was a blue apple would that be your favorite nona?
>>946932639WELL I AM A BLUEOPHILE FUHA......
>>946932562This is my thread my rules, ANON!!! Start lewding!!!
>>946931717Smaller...
>>946932801I AM STEALING YOUR THREAD ANON!!!!
>>946932907You like smaller butts???>>946933049swiper no swiping!!!!
>>946933206All butts are cute! Not what I meant on the smaller part
>>946932675is it your favorite color nona?
Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>946934163anonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanoni see u
>>946932038>if opk didnt call meows that would meows be c: ??MEow dunno anymore :((((((((((
>>946934258>i see u
>>946934353
>>946933478YES FUHA BUT YOURS IS PURPLE!
PAMPER MEOW INSTEAD OF THAT OTHER POSTER
>>946934839Is that a jelly nya I see???
>>946935030YOU CAN'T LEWD MINTO ANON........
>>946935030Why pamaper dat b-word when there is a purrfectly fine M-world right here in dis thread????
>>946935126But all Vtubers are meant to be lewded, ANON!!!>>946935178Show your cute nya butt and i'll subscribe to (You) 4ever, meownon!!!!
>>946935435Meow busy sitting on it
>>946924863I dare nona!Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>946936005Why not sit on me, meows???>>946936021Your nihongoness is here!!!!
>>946934555correct nonais there a purple cirno?
>>946936021NONA WHO DARES NONAS!>>946936685YES FUHA SHE'S CALLED FUHIRNO
>>946936315Lick
>>946936909woah thats neat nona