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Shy anons welcomed!!!
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dangerous lewdesu thread!
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I wish I had cute meow!!!!
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>>946895898
Did you wipe your feet first, suanon??? I must inspect!
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hi anons
how is everyone today?
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>>946896022
I'm off work for the entire weekend, HAness!!!!
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>>946895827
Meow wish for asserting lewding

>>946896022
Meow iz uhhh..... Meow forgets
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>>946896162
>Meow forgets
Meow is cute, meownon! Dont forget!!!
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It's been a while, I'm alive

I'm going through a turbulent phase, I think it will get better soon

Nini
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>>946896244
H-how iz Meow supposed to remember if not told multiple nya times a day??
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>>946895827
Why are you like this. Just be normal, you freak.
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>>946896315
Just set an alarm clock for every hour on the hour, meownon!!!
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>>946896137
yaaaay thats really good lewdness

>>946896162
thats ok meows
if it was important then meow would remember right?
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>>946895898
Hello Su
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>>946896474
Sounds complicated and noisy

>>946896576
>if it was important then meow would remember right?
R-right, sure. M-meow n-n-nevar would forget important meow things <_<
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>>946895827
Rollin for furtune

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>946896687
oh right
sorry meows :(
it was supposed to be a joke/reference to the meme
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Sometimes, I wish that meme did kill me...
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I wish to win the Megamillions lottery's jackpot tomorrow night.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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I wish to have Absolute-level Superpower Manipulation as it's currently described in the Superpower Wiki.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>946896966
:P
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>>946896687
You're a cute nya!!!!
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>>946898058
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>>946897924
meows you do anything on your new tv?
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>>946898560
Not today, Mummyshow day; Meow played a little Resident Evil Requiem day before
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>>946898699
Having fun in requiem, meownon? Did you find the blind uoh?
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>>946898782
Yopp. Meow just before the part when Leon goes to Raccoon city
Meow haz to wait and play for Mummymeow so Meow gonna be a while until they beat it >~<
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hi anons
im was sleeping sry....
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anons i sleepy so eaaaaaaaaaaaaarly :/
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>>946900145
but is early anon Z____Z
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>>946899615
Why is this thread so lewd, anon???
>>946899161
Isn't Leon hot, meownon!!!
>>946900145
Drink cocain, HAness!!!
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>>946900409
mmm, because most anons are bois?
usually the lewd ones are bois
except if you are japanese
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>>946895827
I fucking hate these characters. Ugly as shit and useless to the fucking story and annoying as fuck. I wish they died.
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>>946900380
yeah i kjnow opk
will have to try to stay up a bit longer at least

>>946900409
idk about that lewdness
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>>946900450
Are japanese girls lewd, anon?
>>946900890
If you can't afford cocain then try crack, HAness!!!
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>>946900409
>Isn't Leon hot, meownon!!!
Doesn't seem to be, he wearing a sweater XD
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>>946900890
ok ok anon, np
>>946901332
actually ,yes!
they are who draw most of the NTR mangas anon!
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>>946901350
The sweater is to contain his hottness, meownon!!!!
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>>946901478
Sweaters cannot contain Meow hotness!!!!!!!!!!
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>>946901567
Can I cum inside your sweater with you, meownon???
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>>946901567
>Sweaters cannot contain
your Sweaters are broken meows!
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anons is bedtime for me
hope you all have a good rest of your night and sleep well
nini
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>>946901835
Nini sleepy, HAness...
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Anons, were never going to get these wishes filled out in time by sleeping!
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>>946902101
sry!
is my fault U___U!
>>946901835
ni ni anon Z___Z
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>>946902101
Then wake them up with an awooo, awonon!!!
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>>946901683
eww

>>946901802
HOW DOES FIX???
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>>946903130
I meant come not cum, meownon!!! I swear!
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>>946903218
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>>946903295
Please no mad meow! How about a chin wiggle?
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>>946901835
NINI FUHA
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>>946903371
gib
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>>946903489
Then come out, meownon!!!
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>>946903130

buy another meows!
or tell mummymeows to fix it!
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>>946903543
NO

>>946903647
But monies and mummys r not available...
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>>946903647
Lick my feet, anon!!!
>>946903785
But I want to sex (You), meownon!!!!
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>>946903837
:O
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>>946903785
why not ?
mummymeows are sleeping?
>>946903837
ok anon!
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>>946903958
>mummymeows are sleeping?
Meow not supposed to tell strangers things liek that :<
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I just wish for /b/ to not be full of porn threads, it's sad seeing so many degens here
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>>946904838
but im not a stranger meows!
you already know me!
>>946904902
i agree
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>>946904939
WHY ISN'T ANYANON IN THIS THREAD POSTING VAMPIRES ANON???

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>946905283
Vampires huh? I'll post my queen then
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>>946905283
MAYBE THE VAMPIRES ARE HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT NONA 0_________0

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>946904939
>but im not a stranger meows!
sus
>you already know me!
SUS
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>>946905357
IS THAT THE YUMMY CREPES ENZERNONA???

>>946905367
YOU LOOK >________> WAY AND I'LL LOOK <________< WAY NONA!
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>>946905670
Far from it nona
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>>946905776
WOULD YOU (LIKE) IT IF YOU WERE BITED ENZERNONA???????
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>>946905283
maybe is too early anon!
>>946905418
noooo SUS!
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>>946905916
I'll probably make this face
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>>946905955
ANON ANON MY CHERRIES ARE SWEETHEART VARIETY FROM ANONGENTINA ANON

>>946905967
THAT FACE IS SILLY NONA!
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>>946906027
I would probably moan too
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>>946906058
I DIDN'T KNOW YOUM WERE A COW NONA!
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>>946906027
:O
that is what the box say anon?
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>>946906200
YES YES ANON!
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>>946906378
THOSE CHERRIES STILL AREN'T AS SWEET AS NONA!!!

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>946907196
I'M HAVING SWEET DREAMS NONA......

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>946907434
SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF BEES NONA!!!
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>>946906378
what a surprise anon!
usually here is not selled on jars
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>>946909002
*or packaging like this
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>>946907434
I need some of that sweetness nona!
can I lick you?
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>>946915540
So much tea...
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>>946915897
im a little addicted to tea XP
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>>946916574
Hehe, nice. I think you said black tea, yeah?
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>>946916785
It depends; sometimes with peaches,
or else from the plant that grows in my house,
which is a plant used for making tea and herbal infusions
>example img
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>>946916886
Ah, so black or fruit flavored.
>or else from the plant that grows in my house,
What plant is it anon? It looks kinda minty.
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Wisho r DUM!!1
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>>946916971
is called Aloysia polystachya
i dont know what is the english name but here is called "planta de burrito"
>>946917031
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>>946917301
I see. Not sure if it has a Czech name either, at least there's no Czech wikipedia article :o
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>>946917031
You're dum, meownon!!!!
>>946916971
What dat tongue do???
>>946917301
I just got my car maintance done! But they want 6000 for "repairs". should I do it? Also, do (You) have a car?
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I wish to be chosen for every art call this year.

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>946917410
It shoots very far Lewdesu!
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>>946917399
well, is a native plant here, soo maybe is normal, here you can found grow naturally and you can grab it ,usually is used to make "mate/matecocido" that is like a strong green tea
>>946917410
you have a car anon?
i dint know it!
no i dont have a car, cars are really expensive here

>>946917491
art calls?
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>>946917535
Yes, anon! It goes vroom, vroom! Do you have a bike?
>>946917517
Then shoot that tongue straight into my... heart, froggy!!!
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>>946917535
>usually is used to make "mate/matecocido" that is like a strong green tea
Ohhh, yes yes I know maté. I've had it once or twice. It's drunk from a gourd with a straw that has a little thing at the end, yeah? I forgot the name... I want to say kalabasa, but that might also be different from the English name...
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>>946917677
no no, the stuff that you use is what is called "mate", or "matera", but looks like that
i dont like the normal "mate" but i like when i made like a tea, is tasty
>>946917671
yes, bike yes, but i dont use it much...
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>>946917671
If I shoot it in your heart will you die? u.u

>>946917840
Yea I know, maté is the drink, but you pour it in the gourd. And drink it with the straw (I looked it up, the straw is called bombilla, such a fun word).

>i dont like the normal "mate" but i like when i made like a tea, is tasty
Ahh, so you make it like tea, without the leaves floating in it?
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>>946917942
no, i use I use a filter
The mate is very strong and tends to make people run to the bathroom XP
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>>946918016
>The mate is very strong and tends to make people run to the bathroom XP
Yup! But the one I had also didn't taste that good I think. It tasted a bit like ash to me.
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>>946918098
Maybe it had already been washed—I mean, it was really worn out—
or it had a lot of “dust” on it; you don't usually drink the dust,maybe was that
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>>946918222
>or it had a lot of “dust” on it; you don't usually drink the dust,maybe was that
Maybe it could be. Mine was in a gourd with ton of leaves, like in your pic here >>946917840
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>>946917942
How about you just lick my feet, then?
>>946917840
Is it a cute uoh pink bike, anon???
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>>946919259
No way!
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>>946919259
not yet anon!
that is expensive!
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>>946917301
:<
>>946917410
dum 4 Meow
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>>946921761
>dum
meows gae bou with cotties :3
>>946921755
spoted!
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>>946922726
>Op K doing dum things 4 Meow
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Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>946923922
>dum dance
meows is calling the dums?
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>>946909334
IF [YOU] DARE NONA.......

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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lmao when did /b/ add fortune?
I wish for something portable

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>946924713
do teh dumhead summon dance, anon!
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>>946924980
but im not that dumb meows!
meows is the dummiest !
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I wish I was a woman
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>>946925376
Meow can only nyan dance
So, no anons will come from Op K dumdance sommoning to make their dum wisho then...
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IS TODAY UNLUCKY FOR SOME ANONS ANON?????

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>946923938
>Very Bad Luck
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>>946925615
then no monies from meows
since the dumdance of opk is the only can call the wishos
>>946925419
what type?
>>946925849
maybe?
how anon?
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>>946925849
APPARENTLY I HAVE VERY BAD DUCKS NONA V______V
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>>946926607
>then no monies from meows
Meow dancin' for monies iz unlegal, anon!!!
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>>946926973
meows dance is meowsecencial for meowsmonies!
or maybe meows is a bou that is not cute anymore ?
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>>946927054
B-but Meow want to keep their clothes on!
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>>946927173
dance with meowsclothes then meows!
i never say meows need to remove their clothes
only meows have that dirty meowideas!
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>>946927381
There no money in that!
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>>946928114
then dance like a meowsslooth if you want meows
dance that meows booty and win that meows moneys
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>>946928221
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hi anons
how is everyone today?
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>>946928588
sloot!
>P
>>946928725
hi anon
not much today
i go to visit my granda and finally(today yes)
i fix my sleep hours, at least for today
how you?
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>>946929138
no work today so just playing games on pc opk
got some groceries and work tomorrow

trying out different apple as they were on sale. pink lady apples
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>>946926607
HOW MEOW ANON???

>>946926859
THAT'S BECAUSE I'M QUACKERS NONA!

>>946928700
THIS ANON IS A MOOMIN!
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>>946929455
>pink lady apples
is tasty?
>>946929894
i dont know anon!
but im sleepy!
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>>946930249
is quite tasty but idk if its my new go to yet
but for $0.85/pound i had to at least try them!
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>>946930249
ME TOO ANON BUT I'M ALSO EVIL SO MEOW MEOW MEOW

>>946929455
>>946930505
I'VE HAD PINK LADY APPLES BEFORE FUHA THEY ARE PRETTY GOOD BUT I MOSTLY EAT GRANNY SMITH!
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>>946929138
OP K wants Meowsloot UwU

>>946928725
Meow is :////////////////////////////////////
Also Op K called Meow a sloot!
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This thread isn't lewd enough, anons!!!
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>>946930604
i hear granny smiths are super sour nona!!
idk what kind of apple i like other than crisp texture

>>946931522
if opk didnt call meows that would meows be c: ??
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more wishes should be fulfilled
>>
dg
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>>946931717
YOU'RE LEWD ENOUGH ANON!!!!!!!

>>946932038
THEY TASTE OF GREEN FUHA!!!!!!
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>>946932562
if there was a blue apple would that be your favorite nona?
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>>946932639
WELL I AM A BLUEOPHILE FUHA......
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>>946932562
This is my thread my rules, ANON!!! Start lewding!!!
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>>946931717
Smaller...
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>>946932801
I AM STEALING YOUR THREAD ANON!!!!
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>>946932907
You like smaller butts???
>>946933049
swiper no swiping!!!!
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>>946933206
All butts are cute!
Not what I meant on the smaller part
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>>946932675
is it your favorite color nona?
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Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>946934163
anonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanon
i see u
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>>946932038
>if opk didnt call meows that would meows be c: ??
MEow dunno anymore :((((((((((
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>>946934258
>i see u
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>>946934353
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>>946933478
YES FUHA BUT YOURS IS PURPLE!
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PAMPER MEOW INSTEAD OF THAT OTHER POSTER
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>>946934839
Is that a jelly nya I see???
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>>946935030
YOU CAN'T LEWD MINTO ANON........
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>>946935030
Why pamaper dat b-word when there is a purrfectly fine M-world right here in dis thread????
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>>946935126
But all Vtubers are meant to be lewded, ANON!!!
>>946935178
Show your cute nya butt and i'll subscribe to (You) 4ever, meownon!!!!
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>>946935435
Meow busy sitting on it
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>>946924863
I dare nona!

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>946936005
Why not sit on me, meows???
>>946936021
Your nihongoness is here!!!!
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>>946934555
correct nona
is there a purple cirno?
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>>946936021
NONA WHO DARES NONAS!

>>946936685
YES FUHA SHE'S CALLED FUHIRNO
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>>946936315
Lick
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>>946936909
woah thats neat nona



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