mommy knows best
did you guys see sabrina carpenter said that her favorite sex worker is piper perri?
Havin a thc drink and watching anime, gonna goon once it really kicks in
Think this is the single hottest photo ive ever seen.
>>946926710Watch KLK
>>946926688what makes you think i care in the slightest?
based Allison https://x.com/alliharvard/status/2032603220649062432
>>946926788What’s that
Want her to call me a stupid little whiteboy lowkey
>>946926618oh dear
>>946926737this is the single hottest photo ive ever seen:>>946918970
>>946926688link the article
sex boobs
>>946926993HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>946926959it's more of a farticle, really
>>946927044gonna goon to some mayo tonight lol
>>946927107fuck itwe goon
Someone post lipa plz. Am horny
>>946927141but only to maya
Guys, I’m in the middle of making tempura chicken but I just want to let you all know that I wish I were licking Daphne’s feet, pits, and asshole. That is all.
>>946927107>>946927141>>946927202respectfully, this is ill advised. consider gooning to kylie jenner's big fat ass instead.>>946918970surely a far worthier cum target, no?
>>946927202gonna goon my shizz for maya l8r
>>946927208Cool thanks corly
>>946926877With the eyebrow girl
>>946927208keep your dick outta the chicken this time, son
>>946927208>>946927340corly you stop this madness at once. look at kylie jennergreatly superior in my learned opinion
corly fucks chickens
Why is everyone corly
>>946927406does he sing "i feel like chicken tonight" while he's doing it
>>946927340hell yeah
friday, and not dropping loads to KStew. /cel/ has fallen
>>946927445that's the rumour around the hen house
warning the Cadbury Crème Egg McFlurry has extremely hard chocolate pieces that will hurt your teeth
>>946927592>Cadbury Crème Egg McFlurry630 calories, 20g of fat, 101g of carbohydrates, and 84g of sugargoyslop deathjunkfood
Je suis corly>>946927360What eyebrows
>>946927453I love titties
thinking about maya
>>946927453I repent O goddess KStewforgive my mortal sinful soul adding insult to injury, i dropped loads to kylie instead, arguably the artistic antithesis to kstew
>>946927710Kill la Kill
>>946927775titties are awesome
>>946927847What is that
>>946927447FK YES CHOLI BRO!!!!
>>946928022what are you up to bro
>>946928081chillin dawg just got home from a dinner thing I went to. ate way too much food choli cheers. what about you breh
>>946928167what did you eat give me details. i'm watchin cody frickin' rhodes rn
The last thing you see after accepting that free drink from the weird couple at the bar.
So the Nancy Guthrie story... We went from wall to wall breathless coverage 24/7 to.... nothing?
>>946928007Whatever bro just go watch Jill Valentine vids
>>946928619Alice mogs Jill and Claire
>>946928619Heheh I’m havin a funny >>946928717Who tf is Alice
>>946928717Who
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cOooGBQV5Mhanni
>>946929040>>946929044you can't be serious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf5sH0A1jYEhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooly dude
>>946927864Agreed. Especially hers.
>>946929110I am, and don’t call me Shirley
>>946929040Get a load of this guy
Hope Choli made it through the Big Storm all right>>946929040delicious Kat tummyhole
carried the whole fucking franchise zero tolerance for Alice disrespect or slander
>>946929367Doesn’t look like she could take the knot, not interested
>>946929335
>>946929323got half a foot of snow and like 60 mph winds but i survived. how about yourself?
>>946929411she doesn't want to take knot, you sick fuck. why would you think someone who looks like her would be so desperate for dick to resort to taking dog dick? only gross women do dogs
M-My m-m-m-mistress V-Victoria J-Justice i-i-is a-a-a-a very b-b-beautiful w-w-woman... I-I-I-I-I can't i-i-imagine... I-I k-know l-l-l-l-l-lots o-of g-g-guys w-want a b-beautiful c-c-celeb lady...
Mite crack open a filme tn
Thought the Underworld movies were the same as the Resident Evil movies tbh
>>946929847cool
>>946929847watch the resident evil movies. the first 6so much better than the games its not even funny
>>946929944did you think this guy was from Star Wars too
>>946929945best celeb
Hello thread :)>>946928270hello
>>946929692I-I k-know I-I shouldn't h-have her...
>>946930046imposter
I’ve never seen a worse opinion in my life
>>946930046suh dude. is this the real babs or the imposter babs???
lot of paid Russian bots and shills in here
>>946929945yessir
nothing is more forced than Milla Jovovich hate. clearly a Putin-driven anti-Ukrainian agenda
chicky cordon bleu + pepsi cheers
>>946930210what film
dogshit thread
that was a joke btw babs i know ur not an imposter
>>946930254It's between War Machine (2026) and Shelter (2026).You seen either of em?
>>946929461less snow and barely any wind, but the highway was g r e a s y and had a bunch of drifts across it
>>946930394good thing ya got that 4 wheel drive to get you through those drifts
>>946930341ugly gook
>>946930628lol
>>946930341i wish they would try to act or make cute faces
>>946930367nope, ive been slacking
>>946930502vrum vrum, indeed!
>>946930793:DD
>>946930792Same. T__T
>>946930631I'd throat tens of big cocks for that skinny little bitch
>>946930838goofy lil goober! <3looks like it's all gonna melt back in a week anyways
>>946930676>>946930838>>946930957shit from a butt
corly you got mentioned in the other thread just now.not by me btw
>>946930957yeah hopefully it melts quick too. they ran out of space to pile the snow in our complex so they put a bunch of it in our front yard. be a shame if it slightly melts and freezes on the driveway
>>946930924
Tobey Maguire makes frequent use of the word "cummies". some say it's his favorite word.
emmo
>>946930920nice soles on that gal
>>946931064supposed to be above freezing here by next Thursday... I'm gettin tired of winter, snow-lem get ye GONE!
>>946931140how did she come to be known as emmo
>>946931231emmo always was. emmo always is.
>>946931204Imagine how tight her twat was when brad ploughed her sacred space.
>>946930920cute who is this
>>946931184i feel that bro
after over 800 threads, /Cel/ remains a cultural juggernaut that refuses to age.
>>946931175She's Brooke Monk, a TikTok thot.I don't have many pictures of her or her feet plus I'm tired af.i mite not even get to my moobie
>>946931343WTF is moobie?
>>946930166it's the real one :)
>>946931343i feel that, i be tired as well. lovely feld
>>946931343thanks. just looked her up. doesn't look like she's done any nudity yet sadly
>>946931414It's one of those nights. At least I feel like a good sleep is coming along.You staying awake?
>>946931398kek whats good bro
>>946931283Winter's so dull! I wanna be able to go out again without having to dress like an astronaut!
>>946931448 for a little while longer yeah. usually asleep around 2am tho
>>946931453it's been a while, been busy busybut things have been greatI am doing well :)how are you, fren?
>>946931175>that galOld man doesn't know one of the most popular tiktok content creators, smh
>>946931483literally me.it's almost 11 pm. goin to bed 3 hours early seems a bit too early.
should I suck a big fat hairy cock for one of the fanning sluts?
>>946931498im out of practice >>946931536pop the film on then xd
>>946931460you could always be that one guy that goes out in shorts when its 20 degrees>>946931488love that love that. i'm good bro. i quit farming and got a full time job, start workin in a little over a week cheers
>>946931573
>>946931573sir that's very lewd! (yes)>>946931619frostbitemaxxing... I'd rather not have my balls fall off like two dark-roasted chestnuts
>>946931593my chicky just came out the oven, I think I'm ready to turn the filme on :>i'm goin on lurk mode, ttyl
>>946931499W E W>>946931593Out of practice for 6 years??
what's it like to work
>>946931499is that actually her>>946931714possibly longer>>946931678enjoy!
theres only 2 anons here who don't driveme (by choice) and that other guy who said he can't drive
>>946931619sounds great! make it count :)real jobs make one very busy tho, I wish I had more free time
>They'll always hate you when they can't compete with you
>>946931747Longer? What the heck?
>>946931573>>946931640>dakota guiding it into your mouth as elle uses her foot to push the back of your head and make you deepthroat it
>>946931867looks like a a vampire in this pic
>>946931661well unfortunately thats the only suggestion i have at the moment lol>>946931773yeah i feel that. any vacation time comin up soon bro?
>>946931932good cucks
>>946931906kek im just messing with ya, i knew who she was
>>946931573Are you absolutely sure I should take big throbbing cock in my mouth and throat?
>>946931976Why you little...
>>946931970on paper, yes - in practice I will probably not be able to take the time off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hk53qOhq40M
>>946931970It's okay I app-WATCH OUT SHE'S GOT A GUN!>>946931932goodness heavens me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtVuivhlwEg
>>946931984>>946932099k a t f i g h t
>>946932148
>>946932020did I fool ya
>>946932213Friday the 13th had me on my toes
>>946932184very cute, would smooch but don't let my main gal Newton find out!
>>946932180hey, that place is in austini've driven by it a few timesneat
>>946932320im not sure i get what that means kek
>>946932024dam that sucks. why can't you take it off? work needs ya that bad?>>946932081jiyu with a gun is probably the cutest way to die tbh
turtle timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF9PoSE9wGQ
>>946932407we'll have to agree to disagree, I can think of some cuter ways myself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-SHfpm5Bxksade time actually
all the old men at the mall were wiggling their index fingers at lil aris because they wanted to puster lil aris bum!
>>946932358perfect pair
>>946932523we dreaded one old man saids for looking at lil aris bum!
>>946932565lovely emilia
>>946932460man, i love that outfit on her. elegant simplicity. <3>>946932533the stuff of dreams.
>>946932598swapping between them to see who gets my load
>>946932460based knower
>>946932598tyty drunk!elle
>>946932593quite :)
>>946932641LEWDᵈᵃᵏᵒᵗᵃ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵐᶦnᵉ>>946932691<33
The 2028 Presidential race will be between Stephen Colbert and Tucker Carlson.
>>946932407yus, several projects that need my oversight and are in a critical phaseI could just go, but that wouldn't be right
>>946932688indeed i knowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hudgfkOm6Fk>>946932694mother of dragons, queen of eyebrows>>946932744<3dakota is an interesting choice i love kota but i am an elleboy always
>>946932571the promise of since the elements mold our frames with a slow decay! he saidsand our cloth of age unforgotten in thoughts!means lil aris bum with our fingersshould meld in prefect opportunity!in our mouth once formed the chocolate tasted of the true gods!
>>946932744I'd make them beg, stroking my back while they wait their turn
>>946932803mother is right
>>946932459list your top 5 cutest ways to die>>946932771i see i see. well hopefully the projects go quickly enough so you can get some downtime :DD
Highest-Paid Actresses of 2025Scarlett Johansson- $43mMillie Bobby Brown - $26mReese Witherspoon - $26mJennifer Aniston - $20mCameron Diaz - $20m
>>946932803understandable. elle is magical. i know it's silly daydreaming, but there's something about dakota that makes me feel like we'd get along really well. it's easy to imagine a cozy life with her.>>946932834i'm curious - how would you decide in the end?
>>946932853thank you, good luck with werkI need to go sleep, but I hope we talk more soon :)be safe <3
>>946932853one of them is 'wiffle bat beatdown by Maisie Peters' but sadly I'm too tired tonight to accurately pull thoughts out of my braingood night everyone, see you again soon!
>>946932928Only one under 40I haven't seen the last three in any major film in years
>>946932850she's got the "mother" look mastered>>946932935haha kota seems like the sweeter girl for sure>>946932962gngn babsy
>>946932928This doesn't seem right, especially with Cameron Diaz on the list. Did she already cash a huge check from the new Shrek movie?
>>946932935I'd see how depraved they each become to try to win, got disc?
>>946932962thanks bro <33 sleep well!>>946932979i'm going to ask you the same exact question tomorrow and i expect a full list!
redbull time and then maya time in a few hours
>>946933040me when i bite someone's throat out fr
>>946933150the blood and tits are fake
>>946933223holy fuck, really?
>>946932387That's okay, don't worry about it
Would you rock this Krang belt buckle out in public?
>>946933325wuh yuh ruh thuh kruh buh buh ouh uh puh?
>>946933150>>946933223>>946933314The blood is fake, the tits aren’t. She shows them off all the time
>>946932830oldM-I hads a coma! and a second later here u are!being on fire! waiting for my finger!to enter ur bum!
>>946933020ʷʰʸ ᶦˢ ᵐᶦˡˡʸ ˢᵒ ᵃᵈᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ>>946933058i'm sorry to be a spoilsport, but i shouldn't.>>946933325it looks like someone's scrotum is piloting their pants.
>>946933323alrighty :3
>>946933410you'd sink too deep if you did, keep them coming here, especially as a set
choli w
does choli fuck with doctor who
>>946933410why shouldn't she be?
i don't know what doctor who is
more like doctor who?
>>946933543>>946933555open the schools
we're losing recipes
>>946933608is a joke, my spectrum-burdened friend
>>946933441Not a celeb btw
>>946933325Not a celeb btw
my eyes see Oppenheimer
>>946933541because she's too cute and it makes me go "awww" like a jamook.
>>946933815that's your problem! she can be as cute as she likes
>>946933854i know, i know. it's just some playful hyperbole to emphasize how adorable i find her. you understand. <3
Any good links?
>>946933969https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c4g7kwq1k11o
i'm so julia
New thread>>946934032
>>946926959cum
