I'm the one who's been posting Gypsy

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>>947001461
I'll go first:

I have a sneaking suspicion my mother either was, or possibly still is, into me and possibly even secretly wants to fuck. To make a long story short I'm her favorite kid and she was unusually handsy on me when I was younger even when I was in the shower. She stopped doing it as I got older but I think that was only because I reacted kind of negatively to her playfully pinching mine ass a couple times and also not catching on to the fact that she was clearly fishing for compliments from me on a couple occasions. She does semi regularly ask me to take her on lunch dates and she also says she misses hearing my voice (I've been working a lot in work in a different town so I haven't seen her in person in a while) so at the very least she's pretty attached to me and loves me a lot, or it's that plus she's horny. I'm 99% sure I have undiagnosed "level 1" autism so I could be completely wrong and just looking at this the wrong way but here's a more detailed right up of what she's done if anyone wants to read:

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/75163898#75176711

Me wants to try some shit with her whenever I visit her again just to confirm my suspicions. I haven't brought this up with my girlfriend yet but she's a turbo freak just like me so I'm not even sure if she would be totally against me boning my mom lol. Also vid rel is more of less her body type.

>>947001461
the owner of the nubcat account on instagram is a pedophile, he even dropped a couple hints here and there if you really look at his posts. if you look around at ones on other accounts that he deleted off his main its even more obvious. he is literally so bored of getting away with it that he straight up admits it off fake accounts (if you look at the comments they're mostly his bot accounts) he always likes to post this one meme with Epstein saying ''Jarvis invite this guy to my private island''

I liked Dragonball Evolution.

>>947001533
Mah nigga

>>947001461
I miss the niece cock poster

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My girlfriend and I have recently started bringing her bi twink younger brother into our sex life.

Their parents would of course flip out if they knew what I was up to lol... as it stands it's obvious they're worried about how faggy their son is, and they've both made comments about how I'm a "good influence" on the guy since I've been dragging him out to masculine hobbies like camping and fishing and stuff. If they knew that not only was I putting my dick in him, but also pushing just outright murder me tbh

I worked at a 6-12 catholic private school and after the first week girl students were sending me nudes and masturbation videos. They even asked me if I got them in person so it wasn't like someone was circulating revenge porn. I didn't do anything about it and most of the girls stopped sending anything but there were a few girls that sent me nudes and videos for years.

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>>947001461
my biggest secret is that i want to be this plant.

>>947003255
Post some.

>>947003223
Nice deal. Does he fuck her too? Any more nudes of her?

I was drugged and raped for my first gay anal experience.

first time using party favors
first time taking cock
first time for bareback
first time getting bred
first time at a bath house
first time getting fucked by more than 1 guy

>>947003414
I haven't gotten the two of them to fuck yet, but I think it's just a matter of time.

My gf's brother has privately admitted to me that he wants to fuck her... but he's definitely on the faggy side of bi, so he has no experience with girls or how to take charge and give them what they want. I've assured him I'm cool with it and am working on making it happen.

My gf is more shy about admitting to sexual interest in her brother, though I can tell it's there... this all started basically as her just wanting to indulge her fujo yaoi fetish by watching me dom her brother. But I can tell she's warming up to it, they've been getting gradually more comfortable interacting directly with each other. Last week me and her brother were frotting, and I got her to jerk/suck both of us off at the same time.

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>>947001461
fag

I slept with my history teacher through high school. It was a good experience and I don’t regret it

>>947003905
Wow. That is pretty hot. Would be sexy to go from his has to her mouth and her ass to his mouth.

>>947004158
No actually it was your English teacher.

>>947006563
He taught both (small school), he did mostly do English though

>>947006942
Sure he did.

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>>947003200

My best friend with a 20cm dick is getting divorced. I want him to come over and have a 3some with me and my wife. I have a 13cm dick and seeing her getting railed by it then I suck her off him is peak fantasy.

>>947001461
Cheated on my bf with my TA. Was my first lesbian experience

>>947007472
Tell us more? Who made the first move? Only once?

How was the sex?
Are you dating a girl now?

>>947007677
Was kinda both of us, we were both pretty flirty in office hours. I asked her to get coffee and she made the first move sexually. We've done it a bunch tbh and its so hot. Tbh still dating my bf

>>947007719
Still fucking her? Sexting?

>>947003223
Whats the orange ring around the cock and balls and what does it do?

this statement is false

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My mom and her bf often fuck with me in the room when they think they can get away with it without me noticing, and one pretended to be oblivious enough times that I got to watch my mom get her ass fucked hard literally right beside me. Pic related, is my mom

>>947007735
Yeah hahaha. We do stuff like once a week and I text a lot

>>947007800
How much have you seen while they fuck?

>>947007800
>with me in the room
What do you live in a fuckin card board box lmao?

When I was in middle school (I don't remember the exact age but I'm pretty sure I was younger than 14 and she's like 2 years younger than me) I asked my cousin to do things like sit on me or try and carry me.

After that I even grinded and dry humped on her leg.

That was the most that ever went on and I feel like a huge piece of shit for it. I apologized for it to her several times and she's forgiven me and we're cool but I still feel pretty bad about it.

>>947007835
What about seeing if your boyfriend would like a threesome. I bet he would be all over it.

What is the hottest text you got from her?

>>947007852
At this point, I’ve seen everything.

>>947007856
Two bedroom apartment, so, almost

>>947007886
Idk he might but he also might not lol. I loveeeee when she sends me lingerie snaps, its so hot. Once she went to the bathroom during class and sent me a Pic

>>947007902
Why dont they fuck in the other room then?

>>947007800
They ever notice you watching?

>>947007916
Mmmm fuck! Describe or show each of your bodies?

What was she wearing in class she needed to show you?

>>947007893
Ask her boyfriend if he can blindfold her and you tap in?

I molested my little sister’s best friend when I was in eighth grade and she was in sixth. She never told anyone as far as I know, and we’ve never discussed it again. She’s still my sister’s best friend (and roommate now) so I still see her pretty regularly

>>947007922
They do more often than not, but im pretty sure she’s had a thing for like risky, “we might get caught” stuff and her bf has really got her leaning into that

>>947007951
Idkkk if I should post. Shes shorter than me but so sexy and curvy. Dark hair, she's Hispanic. Im white, kinda skinny athletic body type, brunette. It's this really sexy dark read pair, it looks so good on her

>>947007931
I’m reasonably sure her bf at least knows that sometimes I’m more aware of them than I let on, but I don’t think he’s noticed me actually watching? My mom for sure hasn’t, or she wouldn’t keep doing it

>>947008007

Crashout and be like WHAT THE FUCK. then leverage it for free shit.

>>947008007
Bullshit. So you are sleeping or what? And then they come in start fucking like right next to you etc etc? Sounds like the most LARPy shit ever

>>947008012
Please post! Both sound sexy especially you! If I was your boyfriend I would be all over a 3some

Any time you almost got caught? Riskiest fuck?

>>947008077
There was one time we were making out in her office hours and almost got walked in on, and another time she kept sending me dirty messages when she knew I was with my bf

>>947008048
No, they don’t do shit in my room. At least not as far as I know. But if I “fall asleep” on the couch, or like have my headphones in and doom scroll or go on my laptop, sometimes they’ll go for it in the living room or kitchen

>>947008116
Naughty slut! What was she sending?

>>947008163
Lol pics, telling me what she wants to do, stuff like that

I let a teacher in highschool fuck me for higher grades

>>947008045
I don’t want free shit, I want to keep letting my mom get railed around me

>>947008128
>But if I “fall asleep” on the couch, or like have my headphones in and doom scroll or go on my laptop, sometimes they’ll go for it in the living room or kitchen
In a 2 bedroom apartment, full of shit

>>947008174
Hot! Any time you almost got caught sending her a nude? Do you send nudes for her to your boyfriend?

>>947008012
Hottest secret I have seen on here for a while! Definitely bring up a threesome with your bf. Offer it would be FFM and dont say anything. Have her send a lingerie pic to him and say she can't wait to be with you and him tonight.

A threesome where. The woman does all the work in finding a woman is the dream

>>947008174
down to share screenshots of the texts? You can remove names

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>>947008375

In my late teens and when drunk I would act passed out and my dad would play with my boobs for awhile. Did it many times over a few years, but he never tried for more

>>947009632
How big are your tits?

>>947009632
Why do you think he stopped. Guilt?

>>947009655
Cs
>>947009687
Because I moved out and that didn’t happen anymore around him

I've always had a thing for getting smacked around by guys even long before I was old enough to learn about masochism and all that. I used to mouth off and act up to get my dad to smack me lol. He apologized to me several times for getting physical with me when I was a kid and I had to be like it's fine I still love you while thinking "I loved it, wish you had done it more"

>>947007472
Do you hate your bf? Why did you cheat?

A few days ago, I was emptying a plastic bag full of organic refuse into a big deep bin meant exclusively for recycling biodegradable matter. I accidentally dropped the bag in. I then fled the scene, having done nothing to attempt to fish the bag out, nor to notify the authorities. I've heard nothing about it since, and I think I got away with it, but at the same time, I feel guilty and nervous. I'm sleeping poorly, the chance of waking to that knock on the door in the early morning hours weighing on my mind.

>>947008355
Was he hot, or was sex with him an unpleasant chore? Are you a boy or a girl? How old were you? How much grade improvement did you gain? Did anyone catch you? Do you think or know your teacher did the same with other students of his?

>>947003255
race?

>>947009632
>my dad would play with my boobs for awhile
can we see them?

>>947008012
Seconding what the other anons said about a threesome, there's no way he wouldn't be down for that. He might even forgive the cheating.

>>947001461
I got a BWC and I have a race mixing fetish for black women

>>947010460
He was attractive and gentle, I’d never been with an experienced man before so it wasn’t unpleasant. F/17 at the time. He took my grade from a D to a high B. We never got caught but his wife did suspect or so he told me. Idk if he did it with anyone else.

I went back to the guy who posted my nudes online because I'm a moron apparently, he recently told me he has filmed me during sex but only as "insurance" if I cheat on him.

>>947014534
you can just destroy him legally?

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>>947001461
Got cummed in my mouth when I was 7. Spit it out and cried. A couple days later let him do it again and swallowed.

True story. The power of letting someone watch porn and then holding it over them to watch again later is terrible. I hate that it happened to me.

I guess it's a secret. Wife and I tried soft swinging a few years ago once.

Met a couple at a local winery who let on they were in the swinging lifestyle. In general they were pretty cool and we got along with them well. Few years older, decent looking and fit. Kept in touch and met up for drinks a couple times.

Got wife and I talking about swinging. Eventually decided we'd try soft swinging (no sex, oral ok), see if this couple would do it with us. They agreed. Wed go to their house have some drinks, smoke, go to separate rooms with the others spouse, and after just head home so there was no pressure.

Had a good time and split up, ate her out, came down her throat, overall fun time. Could hear wife moaning down the hall with the guy. They def lasted way longer than us.

We head out and wife spills the beans, after she blew him, he ate her out and she said she got lost in the moment and begged him to fuck her. He resisted at first but gave in. She said the sex was amazing. Kinda fun, but pretty pissed as well. She was pretty remorseful about it

We both agreed one time was enough and that was that. So swung once and I guess got cucked/cheated on. Still like to remember her moaning and imagining her begging for it

>>947001693
you talking about the lanky skater dude?

I was a 12 year old boy prostitute during the early days of the internet and fucking loved it.

My wife was convinced to try fisting as a means of making giving birth easier.

>>947016793
Did you ever wrap your hand around the head of the fetus?

>>946996152
>their idea of foreplay is getting a blowjob
>when the condom goes on they immediately want to start railing you
>they're surprised you don't cum the second they put it in
>they barely make it past a minute because they measure themselves up to porno fucking machines

>>947015742
I'm sorry you didn't enjoy it, anon.
How are you doing today? Is cock pleasurable?

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>>947017671
I cried the first time. I got pulled further and further in as the days went by though. I liked it. It became fun and pleasurable and the thing to do after school while I had to stay at his house for a few hours until my mom got home from work.

Strangely, despite all that cock, I still grew up to be mostly straight.

Gentle reminder that this isnt s LARP thread so take your role playing somewhere else if the shoe fits.

>>947017785
Yes, the first taste of cum can feel intense to a young man, but you learn fast.
I'm glad you're doing ok.
Nothing shameful about enjoying cock. Even if you're mostly hetero.

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>>947017859
Rule 25, faggot.

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>>947017960
Not a man. I was a child.I was groomed by an older teenage child. It was wrong but I decided to like it because porn is a drug.

>>947012268
You really think?

I work for a funeral home. Exactly what you think happens happens when the right customer comes through our doors.

>>947017859
>The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Where do you think you are?

>>947018194
When taking advice from secrets threads it is best to first try to visualise the type of person suggesting it.

When I was 8-12, my Granny would jerk my dick regularly. Sometimes for hours straight.

>>947018371
Were you old enough to cum for her?

I cheated on a 6 grade math test!
And it went on my permanent record!

My sister accidentally gave me access to all of her pics and vids. I didn't tell her, and I spy on her regularly through her pics.
I did find spicy ones, both her alone and with guys. I jerk off to them regularly.

>>947018164
ironically not like blowjobs makes you better at them because you want it to be over faster

>>947018581
I had my first productive orgasm in her lotioned up hands.
She said she was proud of me.

>>947018682
That’s hot. Want to share any? You could crop to hide her face or identity.

My mother has a seizure disorder and has tried several different medicines/medicine strengths to get things under control.

I learned pretty quickly which ones can be used as date rape drugs. Revitrol works really well.

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Kristina and I would sneak into the back storage rooms at target when things were slow and both pull each others pants down and fuck until I would cum. Usually in her mouth or in her shoes

>>947018729
I've given my very first cumload to a family member.
He was smiling as I cried out his name in orgasam.

>>947018682
I once found an old hidden folder on the family computer with videos of my parents having sex. There were also some videos of them doing things to me when I was basically a toddler.

talked to this girl for a few months and then ended up hooking up one night. went to bed naked and next morning went to fuck her again. didnt hear her say no and proceeded to rape and cum inside her. tore something in her vagina and ended up dating for a bit after

>>947019673
I found a box of VHS tapes when I cleaned out my dad's house after he died. Hundreds of hours of videos of my big sisters when they were under 5. For some reason I haven't thrown them out.

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>>947021050
>Hundreds of hours of videos of my big sisters when they were under 5.
What's wrong with home videos? This was a thing for a while before the internet

>>947019693
I don't think you know what rape is

>>947021519
They started off with videos of them running around the backyard naked while he sprayed them with the garden hose. Then videos of them in the bathtub. Then videos of them licking honey or chocolate syrup off his fingers and then other things.

My gf makes me suck on her dildoe while she’s used her vibrator

>>947018194
Which part?
The threesome - probably, at least if he finds her attractive. I think most guys would like an FFM threesome.
Forgiving the cheating - I'd say it's 50/50, might be a good idea to keep it a secret if you think he wouldn't. I think some guys wouldn't even consider it cheating if it's with another girl, but that's probably not that common of a view.

>>947001461
My niece is an escort. Im her favorite client.

>>947001461
Last time my boyfriends mom was visiting we all got drunk and she was pretty handsy with me climbing on top of me and such and it really seems like, to me, that she was doing it to impress her son. (Like girls making out at bars to attract guys) I'm simply lucky I can't get a boner. My deepest fantasy is watching him eat her out and then creampieing her. I'd love for them to be sneaky and for me to overhear it. Obviously can't happen but her being so in me in front of him def made the fantasy stronger

When we were younger I found out two of my friends fucked my little cousin when they let her try some of their weed after school. I fantasise about it constantly and picture it whenever I jerk off.

>>947001461
I have pretty severe PTSD and CST that I kept quiet about my entire life. Severe paranoia and anxiety as a result. Common coping mechanisms are usually drugs/nicotine/alcohol. Not uncommon given the circumstances. But I've always maintained high functionality through it. I had maybe 3 or 4 episodes of heavy suicidal ideation, only one with intent. About 7 years ago my wife forced me in to a situation where I had to confess to my traumatic past, and life has become increasingly worse since. I've been through a gauntlet of therapist, medications, and almost regular suicidal ideations with direct intent that have earned me a CEC and involuntary commitment. I try to deal with my shit. I see two therapists weekly. My meds have changed so much that my health is shot due to side effects. I've done literally all I can do to try and improve. But it never seems to be good enough. I've been going through some really intense work training. Real make or break my career kind of shit. So my base stress level is already pretty high. I thought it would be fun for her to come with me on this last week of training as a mini vacation of sorts. The group I'm in is largely comprised of retards just enjoying a week off their regular schedules. That has made the instructors really hostile, despite the fact that I'm trying my best to pay attention and learn. Last Wednesday we had our first test of the week. Very in depth technical stuff. I passed my two hands on tests, and only missed one question on the written test. I knew my wife was waiting back at the hotel. I knew there was alcohol there. But I stopped between the training facility and hotel, picked up a half pint of shit whiskey, and downed it before I came up to the room. I knew while I was doing it that it was going to cause trouble. But it didn't matter in the moment. I just needed the release then and there. It started a whole thing between the wife and I, who attributes the behavior to being lied to.

>>947025779
Of course she "never lies". But she also hasn't been hiding alcoholism since she was 11. The rest of the week was utter shit. I did what I was supposed to, and focused hard on my training. She remained cold and distant. We took the final test for the week on Friday. I was the only one in the entire class that passed. Normally, I'd be pretty satisfied with that. But given the domestic situation, it's barely even a blip on my radar. I'm so fucked up and twisted about it that I really have no idea what to do. Is it paranoia, having to divulge every single drink or thing I do on demand? Living with an "open phone" policy that has effectively ended any friendship I've had is killing me. Even hesitating to hand it over is a fight. I wasn't like this before. I didn't have these problems before. She's my wife, we have two kids together. But lately I'm even struggling to see that as justification for living like this. I want to start over. To have a new girl that didn't force me into this shit show limelight...

>>947022061
>and then other things
Trips to the beach?

>>947025682
That’s hot. How were they/her at the time?

>>947027463
How old*

>>947026703
Um, no.

I have a good friend who is very fit and big. Went to school with my wife and I and played college, pretty out going and cocky.

He was interested in my wife in college before we dated, but she never reciprocated. She's more quiet and shy and they probably wouldn't have meshed.

I guess my secret is that I would love for him to pound her and use her. I've certainly imagined it just don't know how to approach it with either of them without being weird

>>947027463
She was 13 they were 16

Not really a secret but I do feel guilty about it. Had a big group of friends in college that always partied together. Lots of people hooking up with each other over the years, some people date and break up, etc. One of the girls was a year older than me, very hot and sexy. She had a boyfriend who didn’t go to school with us but would come visit most weekends, he was a cool dude. End up hooking up with her several times while she’s still dating him, they eventually break up and we continue to fuck but never date. Eventually it fizzles out but we remain friends. Years and years later, we are all graduated from college and she ends up marrying a different guy from our group, a friend of mine but not really close. I still talk to her often on Snapchat hoping that I’ll be able to fuck her again in the future, don’t care about her husband or family.

>>947028260
That’s fucking hot. How’s she look?

>>947023571
Can be true although doubtless all of her regulars believe they are her favorite client.
Any chemistry between you before the professional relationship began?

>>947001461
I am paid to spam /b/ with porn threads and /pol/tard shit to stop you talking about "current affairs". I'm a jeet, not a jew, but think I'm getting paid by jews.

I have nothing to do with the BBC, cuck, incest, or logfag threads. That shit is all on you, you fucking degenerates.

>>947029099
You think some faggot jeet can make me feel bad about my degeneracy? Go play on some train tracks Sukdeep, your judgement holds no weight here.

>>947029099
what about the tranny shit? i mean the pro-tranny and the anti-tranny shit.

>>947029195
Whatever gets you through the night, saaar.
>>947029346
No, both kinds of trannyshit are all organic. My brief is just softcore porn and poorly rendered AI pro-Trump memes.

I cheat on my wife with her sister, and one of her friends

>>947028496
she was always petite and kind of scene girl style at the time

>>947030566
Were you mad they got with her? Do you think she would have fucked you too?

>>947030513
How did you manage to make that happen?

In a wild mood I once did the spread peanutbutter over your crotch and get your dog to lick it off thing, which was fun but also made a giant mess, not in the least because your dog is now covered in peanutbutter and you have to make up an excuse as to why you are suddenly giving the dog a bath. Especially when you realize you never even needed peanutbutter because the smell of pussy attracts them like like honey attracts a bear.

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currently talking to my cousin

>>947030876
If you have pussy juice on your schvantz, why do you feel the need to have your dog get you off?

>>947030761
Mad and jealous. By the time I found out a couple months later we were going to different colleges so I didn't see them much after that but they bragged about it to quite a few people. She was pretty slutty for a while but don't think she would ever have fucked me.

>>947030901
Hell yea, I’ve fucked 2 of my younger Latina cousins. Tremendous sex. How old is she? Any more pics?

>>947030936
I lol'd

>>947030953
I’d have a hard time forgiving my friends for something like that too. At least you can get off on the idea

>>947030989
>>947030876
Oh wait are you a femanon?

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>>947030984
for years ive been slowly getting her to like me more and more. right now we're in a very good spot bc she trusts me with everything. her socials, shes told me all about her sex life and everything related to it. whenever we go out and drink together we go back to one of our houses and end up sleeping in the same bed cuddling.

have more if wanted

>>947001461
multiple men have pictures of my naked body and I feel so guilty

>>947030876
How many spoonfuls did you use?

>>947031308
Definitely want more. Dude if you’re already boozing and cuddling in bed together all you need to do is make a move. At this point I would assume she’s down and just waiting on you to close the deal.

>>947017859
No larps here , my man

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>>947031365
i have access to her insta, snapchat, everything... a couple of times i convinced her to send me pictures of herself when she was feeling insecure about her body and i'd hype her up a ton. she really appreciated that.

pic related, sent to me when she was feeling down.

>>947031485
How old is she? Imagine what you could do to her, anon

>>947001461
I paid a coworker to ejaculate in my mouth and few times

>>947031039
yeah it isn't ideal but the thought of it makes me cum buckets so I gave in a while ago lol

>>947030797
Well, her sister divorced her husband, and she spent a lot of time home to be with her sister because she didn't feel great.
We got close, and one day when my wife wasn't there, things went "too far".

As for my wife's friend, we were all invited one time to spend a week with other friends in a rented house near a beautiful lake. One evening, we were all a bit drunk, wife went to bed, I stayed, flirted with the friend, and boom.

>>947031740
That’s pretty fucking awesome. Have you ever talked to her sister about trying to bring her into bed with your wife as well? Could make an extremely hot 3some

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>>947031645
early 20s. family suspects nothing and just think we're very close because i have no siblings and i think of her as my sister. sometimes i sleepover at her house and aunt/uncle dont even care.

also to add to last post. ive taken everything from her snap and insta. she doesnt suspect anything either and even if she did i highly doubt she'll care

>>947031729
Have you ever talked to her about it? Do you still have contact with her?

>>947031832
Anon you must penetrate all of her holes and report back to us with your tales of conquest.

>>947031841
I mentioned it to her once but she just laughed it off. It wasn't even the wildest shit she did so I wasn't surprised tbh. She ended up going to rehab at 17 and moved away from all the bad influences she fell in with, but I've seen her a few times since and she seems much more stable.

>>947001461
I'm going to kill myself on April 6th. The date is not set by hesitation. I have been ready for many years. But on April 6th, I will have a legitimate reason to be several hundred miles away from anyone who could possibly stop me. I've already got the order for Argon paid for and set to deliver that morning. The rest of the exit bag rig can be picked up easily on my way to pick up the tank of gas. It's weird to actually feel hopeful for a change. The finish line is in sight and getting closer every single day. God willing, my plan is solid enough that no one who knows me will hear of my death for a few days after it has happened. I've been planning this for so many months. I've just got to play it cool for a few more weeks, and I'll never have to deal with shit again.

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>>947031955
lol im working on it little by little. soon anon itll happen. for now enjoy looking at her body.

>>947032287
Don’t, anon. Don’t let the bastards beat you down. Seriously

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>>947032289
Really great stuff

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>>947032411
Her body looks so delicious

>>947031811
Well I'm pretty sure my wife would get mad if she knew about me cheating on her.
So, no I never talked to her sister about it. But I agree, it would make an insane threesome, both sisters are really hot

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>>947032411
>>947032445

I’m cheating on my girlfriend with a coworker. My girl thinks we’re just friends and is totally trusting of me. I had her face down ass up in our bed half an hour before she got home yesterday and we were on the couch drinking like I told her we’d be when she got home

>>947032355
It's not about being beaten down. It's about being unwilling to continue. I know what I'm doing is going to break lives. If I had meant anything to them at all, they would have seen this coming years ago. I've reached out, gotten medicated, talked about it, screamed about it. Nothing. I've only ever heard what an inconvenience it is for everyone. They can all boo hoo and claim "if they only knew sooner" when it's over. It couldn't be farther from my problem. People shout and scream about body autonomy until shit gets serious. My body, my choice. I choose to no longer be a part of this bullshit life.

>>947032732
I may not understand your situation but I do think I understand your sentiment. I choose to persist on in defiance and in spite of everyone else and what they think. Just consider that you can get back at them more by continuing on and throwing it back in their faces. Use that anger as motivation. It’s cliche but I hope you’ll reconsider, anon.

>>947032956
There's no one to get back at. I no longer care about the wife and kids. My parents. My friends. Life will go on for them. It may suck for a few weeks or months. But that's their problem. The writing has been on the wall for so fucking long that it's in god damn neon at this point. I'm going to free myself from this bullshit cycle. Their crosses will be their own to bear.

>>947032287
Why that date? I’ve been considering the same thing and that date is significant to me. Feels like a sign reading your post.

>>947033241
If you’re this resolute, even with kids involved I don’t think there’s anything I can say to change your mind. I’d be willing to talk to you one on one if you’d like but otherwise I hope you are at peace with your decisions, brother.

>>947033277
Because it's the first day I'll be out of town and the business that sells the gas will be open.
>>947033355
This isn't a "one last cry for help" moment. It's a "look how fucking awesome I am" moment. No one gives a shit about /b/ or what is said here. Especially in threads like these. This is popping a pressure relief valve so I don't fuck up my own plan later.

I molested my little sister’s best friend when we were kids. As far as I know she never told anyone about it and we never discussed it ever again. I still see her pretty regularly and I wonder how often she thinks about it

>>947032516
best part of the thread, thx anon and good luck with her

>>947033558
Alright bro you do you. No one gives a shit about these threads but you’re in here posting for some reason. Obviously don’t even give a shit about your own children. You sound like a pussy taking the easy way out so forget what I said. Life’s hard for everyone, the only thing that matters is how you react and you’re acting like a little bitch to be honest. Good riddance.

>>947033691
I couldn't possibly care less. Call me a pussy all you want, faggot. Until 15 minutes ago, you didn't know I existed. Your words carry every bit of that gravitas to me.

>>947033866
I’m not the one posting in a Mongolian basket weaving forum about my grand suicide plans lol. You are a pussy who can’t even make it in the world that you brought other lives into. Your entire bloodline will remember you for the coward you are. Give us the location of your plans so we can look it up after you do it, pussy.

>>947033982
Lol

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Over the weekend, my wife went out of town to visit family. I got all horny and gooned out for a couple hours. I have a secret gay fantasy but have only done anything a couple times years apart.
Been flirting and sending pics to this dude on Grindr back and forth for months now and he happens to hit me up right at the right time when I’m all super horny. He’s less than a mile away and horny too. So I invited him over and ended up in a 69 for a while before I rode his cock. He’s married too so I wasn’t worried about him being clean. He ended up blowing a load in my ass while I shot mine on his chest. It was super hot and I had zero post nut clarity. We’re going to meet again soon. I’m still fucking hard and haven’t been turned on this much since being in my 20’s with a new girlfriend.

I feel bad, but my sex life sucks with my wife. She’s a starfish in bed and I need the excitement and lust. Can’t believe I’m a faggot! But I really like it too.

There, I confess.

>>947034247
When kids are involved it’s no longer about you, you prima donna. You’re just too selfish and scared to face the world? Trannies and faggots commit suicide. Men move on and do what they need to do. I guess we see where you stand.

My wife’s brother is a cross dresser. Him and I fucked before I married my wife. She still doesn’t know.

>>947001461
I worked at a retirement home and I’ve had sex with multiple residents

I lost my virginity in a rapey type situation. I was 16 and she was 21. I was forced to go on an outward-bound trip, or I would have been sent to juvee. Spent two months with her and a group hiking through the mountains. After a couple of weeks of getting friendly with her in the woods I tried to fuck her, and she said there was no way because I was underage. Kept bugging her and she would only let me jerk off to her tits. I did that a bunch of times, and she would blow another guy that was out there when I wasn't around. That made me crazy jealous. We were in a hotel together at the end of the hike and she got me drunk. We made out and I got her naked. Fucked her tits, she sucked my dick, jerked me off. I pinned her down to finally get some pussy and she told me to stop. We didn't have a condom, and she didn't trust me not to cum in her. I started rubbing my dick on it and she didn't like that. Then I stuck it in and started pumping away and she slapped me. I pulled out and jerked off a ridiculous big load on her stomach, tits, face. She pushed me off and was pissed,.talking about how I raped her and she couldn't tell on me because she bought me booze and I was a child. She got dressed still covered in cum and stormed off to her room, never saw her again. Jerked off to pics I took of her on the trip till I lost them, she was really cute. Really wish I had a condom that night.

I'm a hs teacher and I have assigned seating in my class because I like to have all the hot girls sit in specific chairs so I can sniff them when they leave

>>947034378
Kids don't give a fuck, anon. You're plucking at heart strings that haven't been connected to anything in years. "To happen upon your own corpse," is a reality I've grown tired of. They'll move on.

I’ve been dating my distant cousin for a year now and our family doesn’t know

>>947034663
Yea I’m sure your kids won’t give a fuck when they don’t have a dad to go to for advice or to protect them when they have problems. Their heart strings be damned. Forget the argon and just suck start a 12 gauge, you little bitch.

My neighbor and I jerked off while we watched his foster sister hump a pillow during a sleepover

>>947034873
Too messy.

>>947035036
So you’re worried about someone having to clean up your blood and brains but not worried about the little kids you brought into the world? The world you weren’t even strong enough to cope with? You make me sick, anon. I’m sorry I wasted any time genuinely trying to commiserate with you. I kind of respected your sentiment at first but you’re literally just a complete coward faggot lol. I hope the best for your family while you rot in hell.

I was groomed to be a femboy at 12

>>947034997
Nice. Did you ever do anything with her?

>>947034712
Awesome how did it start? How old are you two?

>>947034542
Sounds great. What did she look like?

>>947034483
Gross, dude

I once went on vacations with my sister for a week. Every single day, in the shower, I jerked off and came in her body lotion.
It made me incredibly horny to know that she'll be rubbing it all over her body.

>>947035437
It started when we got to college. We're both 20.

>>947035470
Honestly some of them weren't half bad

>>947035502
That’s hot. How distant a cousin is she, how long have you known her before getting with her?

>>947035537
Old ladies just aren’t my thing I guess.

>>947035644
We basically lived on the other side of the country from one another. We've meet maybe 3 times in our lives. We ended up going to the same college by chance and we just started hanging out because we knew no one else.

>>947035662
That fair I just loved how easy they were

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>>947035142
I don't care, bro. Not in the slightest.

>>947035812
I respect the hustle, lol. Any good stories?

>>947035726
Man, that worked out great for you. How’s she look?

>>947036095
I had one who was super into making me feel good. She could deepthroat like it was nothing and insisted on jerking me off while I was on my knees.

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>>947035454
Like a young, kinda chubby Christina Ricci. Babby face, big perfect titties. Seeing her suck my dick after teasing me with it for months was awesome. I was a lot bigger than her and she couldn't move when I was on top of her. I stopped right away when she slapped me, but cumming on her wasn't too cool I guess. Weird memory.

>>947036117
She's super cute. She's a southern girl and really nice if we weren't cousins I'd marry her right now lol.

>>947036216
That sounds great to have available at work. Right on

Every night I slip into the bathroom and take my little sister's panties from the laundry basket, proceed to masturbate with them in my face.

>>947036340
Doing overnights made it so easy. I could slip into rooms and no one else would be there.

>>947036294
Damn that’s outstanding

>>947036319
Hell yea. College is a great time you should also keep your options open for other chicks.

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I used to be a small time drug dealer flipping several ounces of weed and shrooms a month and sometimes adderall and coke, depended on what I could get. Most i ever held at a time was a pound of shrooms that another dealer friend of mine got because he knew a redneck dude who had a local grow op. Most i ever profitted in a month was probably like 5k. I was basically just friends with a bunch of dealers and small time, wannabe gangbangers who either had other connects from social connections or got stuff off the dark web.

It was alright, the money I made wasnt anything special but i wasnt trying to get rich i just saw it as a job and liked the thrill of it. I got a few girls who would regularly exchange sex for drugs so that was cool, mostly hippie and college chicks. I only stopped after I knocked a girl up and decided to quit to be a dad. Never even got close to being caught or had any issues with law enforcement or violence of any kind. I never made enough money off it to pop up on anyone's radar I guess.

>>947032732
Good luck. I’m going through a lot now too and while I’m not contemplating sucide I’ve been there before. Life is… wonderful and hard and hash at the same time. I really wish you the best and I hope you don’t leave behind some kids that will really miss you and be fucked up mentally that you’ve gone. Take care Anon. <3

>>947036701
Hell yea. Probably some great stories and memories from those times. Do you have a 9-5 now?

>>947032287
Ive tried killing myself through slit wrists and pills + booze, youre gonna regret it about midway through and die a miserable and lonely death for no reason. Theres no sense of "peace" you get you just get a feeling of panic as you begin to die and there is no way to escape that feeling unless youre throwing yourself in front of a train or blow your head off and so instantly die. Even then theres the immediate hard barrier of fear you feel that you need to get over just to pull the trigger. Theres no good way to kill yourself

In college my roommate and his girlfriend were all wasted. She passed out and he allowed me to undress her and fuck her while he watched.
No condom, didn't pull out.

4 years later. They are married.

An Asian escort I met who was visiting here for "work" spent the 4 months she was here inviting me to her hotel every night after she was done "working" so I could spend the night with her. We would spend 2-3 hours fucking before she fell asleep.

>>947037264
Holy fuck that’s hot. Did you guys ever talk about it after? Got a pic of her?

>>947037055
Yeah it was fun im ngl, I miss it sometimes. I had some pretty wild party stories snorting coke until dawn at peoples houses, getting trashed and waking up next to girls, dealing to some military dudes on leave and hitting the strip club with a bunch of high test jarheads tearing the place up, met some actual gangbangers and mid level dealers every now and then, and of course a few fights as you do. It was a wild time.

But yeah I just work in manufacturing now doing sandblasting / powdercoating. Studying to get my CCNA and pivot into network engineering which is one of the few IT jobs not really threatened by AI.

>>947037360
Damn. So you were getting sloppy leftovers every night?

>>947037442
Glad you got out without any problems. That life has to be fun but can go sideways so quickly.

>>947001461
I jerk to BBC

>>947037564
Yeah it can be dodgy. Luckily never had many issues with violence among my social circle beyond a few fights and one my friends getting his house robbed while he was away. He was selling a lot more than I was though so it wasnt too surprising. Did lose one dude to an overdose which shook me up a bit, i personally knew the guy and sold him weed every now and then and the guy apparently overdosed on heroin at 19. Had no clue he was doing anything hard, I thought he was just a typical stoner kid. Big reason I refused to sell any opiates or meth, plus it just attracts a certain kind of person so I knew it was trouble. I only sold coke and Adderall when the weed and shrooms would dry up for the most part and obviously people still wanted stuff to party with because that tended to be a city wide thing. Then when weed was legalized a bunch of dudes I knew just ended up going legal so it feels like that the whole scene i was in phased out pretty naturally.

>>947001693
>nubcat account
The what?

>>947037804
Pills and heroin really fucked everything up for a lot of the party scene where I’m from, it’s pretty sad.

>>947037917
Meth was the big thing ruining people's lives out where I was and I hated it, that dude dying from heroin was pretty surprising because there wasnt a whole lot of it around. I actively distanced myself from those scenes as much as possible honestly.

>>947037077
I'll be fine.

Not really a secret, but my younger brother just bought his childhood house back (2008-2011) while his former high school bully tried to buy it back during the foreclosure auction. Absolutely evil bastard because the dude that owned it was his bully's older brother, and he died from cancer leaving behind a young pregnant wife, and their family had the funds raised to buy it back, but did not expect this event to happen. I even told him that was kind of cruel and he said she can get an apartment.

>>947038366
Nah. You really cant get fucked up pr brain dead enough tonescape the fear of dying its a very primal thing. You'll know when you're there

>>947038593
There's a back up and fail safe.

I’m my gfs first and she’s been asking me if I’d be open to letting her sleep with one of her guy friends and she wants to know what something different feels like. Should I let her do it?

>>947038714
Not what im talking about. Im talking about the actual feeling of dying which is inevitable unless you have an instant death like a shotgun to the head or jumping in front of a chain. You will feel yourself die and become conscious of it and your nervous system will start acting up in an instinctual attempt to keep yourself alive. Even air poisoning like argon or carbon monoxide gives you that. You are starving the brain of oxygen as well as your whole body, thats how it works. There is no painless, fearless way of dying. Its the same feeling someone gets when they drown

>>947039253
There's also roof access in play should I start to choke. I've verified the height of the building to result in a lethal fall.

>>947039395
Alright. Don't say I didn't warn ya

>>947018214
By you or by others that work there and how many times

>>947034554
I love hot girls that smell nice!

>>947038403
You brother sounds like an asshole. Can I blow him?

From the "other" thread, me:
>>947037903

>>947016736
2000s omegle, or earlier? When I was about that age I was in aol chat rooms hooking up with high school and college boys.

>>947042677

I used to get money for the weekend by using my city as a tag on omegle and meeting up with older guys id find on there.

>>947043342
Nice. I did it for free, but got a lot of free stuff in return and no one ever caused me problems, like no bullying ever, no lack of cash for whatever, if I wanted it, I got it. I guess I was a different kind of prostitute.

>>947034712
How distant? A lot of people date their extended family but are completely unaware they're related, we seem to be slightly more attracted to 4th cousins

>>947003905

lol. i think its hilarious the parents would flip out, since there's definitely something about they way they were raised that turned both into little sex freaks you get to use.

its always the stunted repressed parents, fr

My first g/f's mother has nanny cam videos of me fucking her daughter.

>>947044347
How do you know?

>>947012133
No reason to

>>947044413
I found the cam and she told me that she knows what me and her daughter were doing when she wasn't at home. She didn't tell me to stop, but told me to use protection.

>>947044687
How old were you two at the time?

>>947044565
>No reason to
Anons want to see them is that not a reason?

I persuaded the 19 year old daughter of someone who's regularly posted on here to sell me her nudes for cheap. Ever since then, I've been gooning while comparing the bodies of the mother and daughter.

>>947046219
This is probably the least interesting secret that's ever been posted in these threads, and it's compounded by the fact that you post it every fucking thread.

Ive been hooking up with my sister's fiance for some time now

>>947012058
Boat race

>>947001461
I am a young male teacher. I just want to fuck all my bubblebutt lululemon legging wearing slutty boppers. Thank god for Lululemon, these leggings leave nothing to imagination. These white bitches are just made to fuck. None of you could be teachers. You’d be rock hard trying to teach and you wouldn’t be able to control yourself. It’s tough. Their tight bodies are unbelievable and the way they show them off nowadays is truly insane. I love to flirt with them and I love when they flirt with me back.

I love scrolling on their Instagram and TikTok’s and goon like crazy and cum tribute my favorites. I have over 100 cum tributes to my favorite student alone.

I want to crawl underneath my favorite students desk while she is working, pull her Lululemon leggings down, and just fucking eat her ass out. Lick that fucking asscrack up and down as I totally tongue her tight poophole. I’d also like a free use fantasy setting where I just cum all over my favorites.

I have so many fantasies that I goon to. I want to sniff the seat of my favorite little goon goddess. I want these high school sluts to hug me and for them to give me lap dances while I teach. I want to fondle the big breasts of my favorite student so fucking bad, you don’t even know. My favorite student is sooooo fucking badddd. She drives me wild. I have been dreaming about her recently. Dreaming of seeing her fat ass again, dreaming of creaming her face. Dreaming of laying her down across my desk, feeling her asscheeks up and just humping and shoving my face into her ass while she wears black lulus.

These bopper sluts goon me out as you can tell. Ask me anything! Drop discord if you want to goon more.