>>947021610
Because they cant ever admit they were wrong

>>947021610
no idea, BUT I LOVE IT. WE SHOULD FORCE ALL ABLE BODIED IDIOTS TO FIGHT IN THIS WAR

>>947021610
Because he's going to remove the age of consent and make fucking kids legal again!

>>947023892
all the disabled weebs will love that.

>>947021610
It's no mystery. Life means very little to people who have deluded themselves with religion. Funny, because as far as Christianity's teachings go, they're all headed to hell when they die.

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>>947024016
Yeah, they are evil

>>947021610
For the same reason that goats are like mushrooms.

>>947023892
>fucking kids legal again
>again
When was this legal?

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>>947024097

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>>947024161

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>>947024250
ok

One time, I was with my friend group and this one guy, he said something to me (I forget what it's not important to the story) and when he spoke to me his breath was bad, really bad, like really really bad! It was like garlic fish bacon fermented cheese and dog poop it was really bad, let me tell you!
But, anyway, he was talking to me with his stinky bad breath and it was just kicking I mean like it was BUGGIN! So I stopped him in mid sentence and I was like, "Hold up. Drew, do you have any gum?"
(His name is Drew, by the way.)
So anyway, he just stopped and I could tell he was confused at first, but then he just slowly reached into his hoodie pocket and pulled out a piece of bubblegum.
"No no," I said, feeling my plan swiftly unraveling. "I need something minty or cinnamon-flavored."
He looked at me awkwardly for several seconds before slowly putting away the bubblegum and then withdrawing a battered piece of Winterfresh gum.
As he slowly extended his hand toward me, the piece of gum between thumb and forefinger, I held up my hand to stop him.
"I meant for you!"
(Because of his breath! XD)

So fucking scared I might be on the hook for 12 years of child support for a daughter I never even knew I had.
>be me 13 years ago
>freshman year at notorious party school
>at a party ofc
>buddy is there with his cute goth redhead cousin
>bubble ass smallish/medium looking tits (slightly bigger than i normally like)
>8/10 by my taste
>wearing black jeans and black croptop of some shitty local band
>chemistry is immediate
>plays with her fiery locks while talking to me
>somehow dont spill spaghetti while talking to her
>both lol about how we hate dubstep and linkin park
>buddy fucks off to do kegstands
>take her back to my dorm
>roomie is home for weekend so have room to ourselves
>start making out
>keeps pulling my hands away from her tits
>unsnap bra from behind and get hand up front of shirt before she realizes
>tiniest tits ive ever felt
>barely more than nips
>she gasps
>whisper breathlessly into her ear
Let me suck on them
>she exhales and whispers, "OK."
>shirt comes off over her head
>most perfect set of tiny little pointy nothingtits with puffy areolas
>she just became 10/10

Cont'd

>>947024585
>proceed to worship her gorgeous pink little puffy points
>pants off
>fuck like rabbits
>forget condoms exist bc drunk
>cum inside her 3 times
>finally pass out
>wake up next morning
>shes gazing at me smiling with perfect sparkling emerald eyes
>sheets covering her naked body
Hi
>"Hi," she responds
I... had a lot of fun last night.
>"Yeah... me too."
>her smile falters
>"I guess this is where I do that walk of shame thing."
>feel a yearning in my heart
Where do you need to go? I'll walk you there.
>"OK," she says blushing
>her smile is divine
>"Can you... like... uh..." she stammers. "I... need to get dressed."
OK.
>"So... can you like... leave?"
I mean, we just... last night... I mean...
>a stopsign would be proud of the shade of red her face achieves
>"I'm... really shy. About my body... Oh God..."
>she grabs the pillow and covers her face
>"This is so embarrassing!" humiliated voice muffled by pillow
>"I've never let a guy... I mean I'm not a virgin or anything but... My chest... I..."
I think your body is fucking perfect.
>"Oh God please don't say that. I know you're just being nice."
Not at all.
>slowly lift up the pillow
>move in for the kiss
>slow and sensual
>slowly reach under the sheet and pull her naked body towards mine
>grab those perfect little points and start sucking again
>she sighs with pleasure
>climb on top and rail her yet again
>stupidly still rawdog (damn the consequences)
>simultaneous orgasm
>oh fuck im catching feels

Cont'd

>>947024599
>get dressed and walk to dining hall
>get brunch together
>heart is doing backflips
>tells me she thought I was a leg man or ass man
>never had a guy give her tits so much attention before
>calls them pathetic :-(
>tell her ive never seen such a perfect chest
>she blushes more
>thought guys only liked big boobs
>tell her ive always wanted a girl like her
>tells me she has to get back to buddys apt
>hes blowing up her phone worried about her
>walk her there
>get her number
>buddy is pokerface when we arrive
>lets her in but stops me
>jabs his finger into my chest
>angrily whispers into my face
>"Don't you EVER fucking talk to her again. Do you understand me? My cousin is OFF LIMITS!"
>too stunned to process
>"Gimme your phone."
What? No?
>jams his hand into my coat pocket
>deftly grabs it out
>reach for his hand
>holds up one finger to my face
>always thought he was a chill dude
>look in his eyes is like a serial killer
>too scared/beta to resist him
>no security bc 2013 and old phone even for then
>goes through my contacts and deletes her number
>tosses phone back to me
>"Don't ever talk to me again either."
>slams door in my face
>walk back to my dorm in shame
>too beta to risk further contact
>cry like a bitch

Cont'd

>>947024620
>life goes on
>flunk first semester
>go to trade school instead
>learn to weld
>get some shitty jobs but finally start making decent bux
>have a few relationships
>none compare to the one that got away
>suddenly its 13 years later
>be me
>be last week
>ring camera shows person
>cant make out face bc hood and mask
>ice storm has been a bitch
>open the door
>get a good look
>she takes her mask off
>shes older and her face is harder but still beautiful
>heart leaps like im 18 again
>so happy to see her
>asks if i remember her
"Of course! Please... come in!"
>she does
>face still hard
>sits down on my couch
>sit down next to her
>she recoils a bit
I'm... really happy to see you.
>"Yeah," she says spitefully
>"Sure you are."
I'm... I'm sorry we lost touch. When I dropped you off at-
>"Matt told me everything."
Oh. OK.... Yeah he-
>"I can't believe I thought I was falling in love with you. After one night. Just ONE NIGHT!"
>brain bluescreens
Wha-?
>"He told me all about you and your fiancee-"
FIANCEE?!
>"That's right. I know all about how you cheated on her with me. I felt like such a naive little fool."
But I've never even-
>"And THEN he told me about how you were going to blab about sleeping with me to the whole school and how it wasn't going to be safe for me there to step foot on campus anymore!"
HOLD ON! What the fuck are you talking about?
>she actually stops for a second
>her beautiful face still cold and hard with years of anger
None of that ever happened. He told me to stay away from you and fucking deleted your number out of my phone.
>her expression barely changes
>tells me her story
>she went back home and tried to forget about me

Cont'd

>>947024639
>a week later she missed her period
>took a pregnancy test
>2 little lines
>interrupt her
Wait WHAT? I'm a dad?
>she just keeps telling her story as my jaw hits the floor
>Everyone told her to abort it
>didnt want me to have anything to do with the baby but didnt want to abort
>gave birth
>started to have a change of heart about me
>considered trying to find me
>then everything changed when the fire nation attacked
>only the avatar master of all four elements could stop them but when the world needed him most he vanished
>a hundred years passed and my brother and i discovered the new avatar
>an airbender named aang
>and although his airbending skills are great he still has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone
>but i believe aang can save the world.

>>947024143
Before it was illegal.

>>947024696
I see. Much like how the first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club.

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All of the elites gatekeep Lolis. But we do it and we get jail. Now that is control

>>947021610
To kill filthy muslims like yourself.
Islam and Socialism belong in the trash.

>>947021610
Republican pedophile men have been putting on makeup and going in drag into locker rooms to molest little girls but then pretending to be trans to get around it. How do we stop them without also getting innocent trans women caught in the crossfire?

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>>947021610
a) kamala would have done the same thing
b) democrats were also in the epstein files (and the podesta emails)
c) if trump wasn't in the epstein files you wouldn't care, and didn't care when dems didnt release the files
d) lgbtq groomers of children, drag queen storytime, child drag shows, the left is fine with all of that

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>>947025608
>no u x 5
sure pedo puffer. arrest them all.

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Well, unfortunately, these guys do vote.

>>947025608
>a) no
>b) us libtards want them to be charged as well, can't say the same for MAGAts and Mr Orangeman
>c) definitely cared the entire time. Fuck em all, reps, dems and anyone else who Epstein catered to
>d) I'm not comfortable with anyone forcing sexuality on kids, but it is more than okay for kids to be exposed to different lifestyles as long as they feel safe and aren't being manipulated

Anything else you'd like whatabout? I'm sure you love whatabouting, so keep going.

>>947021610
because they're circumcised

>>947026465
color me not surprised

Another OP has NEVER been outside and touched the grass! So sad!

>>947021610
you lost, get over it, cry more, seethe, etc.
you tranny/antifa faggot/groomer/libtard, etc.
I bathe in librul tears, and in no way do I regret voting for /ourguy/.

>>947030596
shit, I forgot cuck. you're all liebral cucks.

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>didn't you tell them,my love?
>what love what,dude?
>uh we like each other,very much
>what like what,dude?
so the conversation went
stuff from the 1990's

>this is my boyfriend,since we are having this dinner I took the opportunity to introduce him to you and mom
so said the teenager girl to her parents, besides the hobo looking guy

>tee hee
so she said,while flexing her biceps and saying stuff without moving her mouth

>Mesto commentary
>Mesto likes this picture very much
and it was supposedly a picture of a ghost
saw it back in 8a,now 28a

>pero no te atreviste
*hand on the shoulder
and it was a red monkey and a humanoid dragon
stuff from yet 1b

>one of these days I will come to your bed at night and ask for a hole
so he said that he said to the roommate,cause he was fucking his girlfriend in there all the time

>Marcops
*biceps
*boner
and it was 26 years ago.

>>947021610
sunken cost fallacy
they had a perfect chance to bail out when Trump became a convicted felon but they didn't take it

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>>947026465
Y'all can't stop making shit up.
>>947030254
Color yourself gullible or samefag.

>>947033078
>convicted felon
Quick, without googling... what was he convicted of?

>>947033706
(Also no asking AI.)

She is a tranny. She is nobodies girlfriend. It is a mistake she is on the clock hypothetically.

Like to thank the magatard soldier that is off to war while I keep his ex (she hasn't told him yet) company. He'll put my kids through school and put a good chunk off the down payment of my and my girl's house.

Have fun in the sandbox. Don't die too quickly!

>>947034063
Brown hands in India typed this.

>>947034117
nope. She convinced dip-lip to go play soldier so she could get away from him.

>>947034252
Oh. So it's a clanker not a street shitter.

>>947034287
[every post is racist]

Found a magatard. Make like your leader and fill your pants with a steaming pile.

>>947034432
>magatard
Kek you're not even real.

>>947034463
If I'm not real, I'm still living rent-free In your head. Quite a bit of vacant space in here, smooth ceiling, I'll put my recliner next to this slow-growing prion mass.

>>947034552
Guess the clanker's handler took over. Those words seem a little too poetic for an LLM. But it is funny that you assume I must be a magatard simply for calling out your dull predictable bullshit.
Anyway, I'm out. I'll let you believe whatever you want about me and I'll let you have the last word. Go in peace.

>>947025608
The files weren't released because they were still building the case on Ghilane, the courts seal them during the investigation you retard. Trump tried to stop the release and his corrupt admin even lied and said they didn't exist, and just delayed delayed delayed. Dudes a pedo and it's not even a secret, it's been documented by both his public words and private actions. Kys

>>947033706
For the paying back Michael Coen for paying hush money to Stormy Daniels you fucking 15yr old retard.

>>947033605
It's called parody dipshit. Critical thinking really isn't your skill, that or you're autistic af

>>947033078

The 34 felonies were overturned in the appellate court. Donald J Trump was found liable for slander in a civil court case, not sexual assault.

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>>947034983

it was obama appointed judges that kept delaying the epstien files release.

>>947025608
>a) kamala would have done the same thing
Exactly. That's all that needed to be said. We live under a uniparty and anyone trying to create division among the cattle along the axis of """right""" and """left""" is either getting paid or an idiot.

>>947021610
Why were liberals so eager to die for Ukraine a few years ago?

>>947036762
logfat

>>947025608
I think the MAGA retards don't realise that some people want all the pedos arrested and their heads removed no matter what retarded side of the political spectrum they're on.

>>947025608
rent free trumpshit

rent free

>>947037086
Because they are retarded. Of course they don't realize anything

>>947035695
Why lie?

>>947035735
be a good goy and go die in the middle east for daddy trump if you love him so much

>>947021610
Because they look at the future beyond right now.

>>947038313
Brain dead response

>>947038369
Dilate

>>947038768
Weak bait

>>947034463
go be a nigger somewhere else

>>947035051
Shroedinger's fake news
>IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO!

>>947039191
Watermelon fried chicken what dat beep but I had breakfast bixnood per capita is racist and shit Flint still ain't got clean water.

>>947024975

I'll one up you, I'll martyrdom myself by getting the moderate Moslems to ill me

I printed off a tranny Mohamed cartoon shirt and walk around in part of town near the mosque

sooner than later they'll attack me
and I'll die a Christmas martyr

>>947021610
Why is chink propaganda so cringe and gay?

>>947035051
It's called propaganda.

>>947037161
Take your meds, schizo

>>947021610
didn't vote for him but the amount of seething he has caused from all sides these last few months has me amused. i'd vote him in for a 3rd term at this point

>>947042557
Weak bait

>>947042557
Honestly, I'm convinced he did a deal with the CIA/MiC at this point. He told them "Biden can't pull off the wars you want, I can. Put me back in And we'll take care of business."
Biden was their boy, and has been since the 70s, but the democrats base, especially the young ones wouldn't go along with it.
So a year into his presidency, We're slamming the Chinese oil security as hard as we can. Venezuela, Iran, driving up Russian oil prices. Basically just eviscerated their cheap energy ride. Makes any attempt at Taiwan really hard as their whole reserve plan is in the shitter.
Cuba is close to folding from cutting their Venezuela supply. Chinese companies got booted from Panama.
The spooks have what they want, and the Republicans are probably going to go into a decades long irrelevancy like they were after the depression/ww2.
Trump doesn't give a fuck about the party. They fucked him in 2020, so he's happy for them to suck on it.

>>947042404
You think a rational person would see that image with that shirt and believe:
A) someone manufactured it in response to a demand, either perceived or real
B) anyone would wear it in public.

The message of the imaginary shirt is what rational people see when someone wears the real one.

It's obviously parody.
... you're gonna reply, "Leftists aren't capable of rational thought." Which is exactly why it's hilarious that the joke went over your head.

>>947024975
this.
I love God, Jesus and Trump.
Much love from Canada.