How do I come out of the kennel and tell my friends and family that I am a CAP(canine attracted person)?
with a bullet to the head
no cap frfr
>>947033177Britney Spears being his first crush makes me feel really old.
>>947033177(Don't)stop the cap as the kids say.
>>947033177Have you tried barking it to them?
>>947033177don't
>>947037207They deserve to know the real me.
>>947033177Trump is president right now white women are forced to have whote children with white men not fuckdogs
>>947037458Actually I'm a white boy.
>>947033177This is literally the log fag's new cringe worthy fetishAnd he's not gonna shut the fuck up about it
At that point do you need the blue light saber or you’ll just start burning again like natives teach us?
Wait a second. Didn’t the blue light saber ass rape me?
>>947033177when I told my mom I was honest about my love for my girl and the only time I lied is when she asked if we had sex
>>947037701How'd she take it? Did you tell her it's a romantic attraction?And why not tell her about the sexual aspect as well? If I ever get the courage someday I'd like to be as open as possible. Which includes the sex.
>>947038261she took it fairly well, didn't yell or try and hit me. I did tell her it was romantic, she said she prefers if I call myself a zoo romantic instead zoophile. she does know we're sexually active, I forget when but I subtly said something about how id never force her to do anything she wouldn't want
>>947033177lol op you for real with this shit? You’re a fuggin freak xDNice dubs though
bust and she still licks~
>>947039323That's lucky. I'm not sure how my mom would take it if I ever told her. I definitely want to wait till I have a 4 legged partner of my own though before I say anything to anyone. Seems easier that way.>>947039699Why are they so sexy?
>>947033177You people make me sick! Now… if the girl dog offered and wanted you to sex her up, I see nothing wrong with this.
>>947041599Oh, don't get me wrong for what I'm about to say. I definitely agree But I'm actually a boy who likes to offer himself and get sexed up by boy dogs uwu
>>947041699Hey, as long as the dog isn’t being forced in any way, you do you.
>>947041699Just find a partner (me) who's also into it (me) and you guys (us) can outwardly normal couple with a couple unfixed dogs on some nice property nbd
I've never done it but I think about it every once in a while. I live alone in an apt so I would feel bad for the dog leaving it all day while I'm out. I want to try it once before I die. Idk how you dip your toe into being fucked by a dog tho
hope things go as well as they can for the dogfuckers, my personal preference is horses and I feel your pain
>>947041726Thanks for being levelheaded about it. Those are my thoughts exactly.>>947041818Having a lavender relationship as a cover for a dog relationship is certainly a fun idea to think about, but right now I think it's probably better to not involve other people, just as a precaution. I'd like to focus more on getting a 4 legged boyfriend. Besides, I don't even know who (you) are. >>947041887It's a little tricky, but still probably easier than most people realize. Once he gets old enough to hump legs he already did half the work for you. The other half is just showong him what to hump. Just train him to do it to your butt instead of your leg.>>947041963Horses are a secondary attraction of mine. But yeah, definitely way harder of a goal to achieve. I wish you the best anon.
>>947042171thanks man, doubt i'll ever get the mare pussy I want but a man can dream
>>947042171Moreso I meant how do you get a dog you don't own to fuck you. My life can't support a dog rn but still the thoughts come up. Try before you buy type deal. And we don't have to know each other well. It'd be a roommates/Mormon wives type deal with a couple 4 leged husbands running around the backyard.
