Waifu BreadThe rurus are very simple:>Claim your 2D waifu/husbando>Post pics of your pasta>Avoid selling your soul to the Spaghetti Monster>Insult other bakers occasionally>Discuss stuff>3 is the magic number>In case of emergency, break the monitor>Keep RP and ERP out of here>Post fitting, no oversexualized content>Joining means a reserved place in Hell>Most important: Beer me>Glitch City best Bartender claimed
https://youtu.be/UaNGtgYwSsU?si=N8zPr4zvt-BD_UmF
mmm, bread.
Do we even need rules aside from tradition?Last i remember. Myself and a few others were problematic postersYet, here we all are. Still posting (Sparingly)Time to upgrade, grandpaCall this something more modern. Like vwaifu thread or vvaifu>>947051619https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALkjA1t8ibQ
>tfwYou make a mid joke and hit with ghostsWake your arse up waifu claimers. I see 2 of youLife is started by action and embarrassmentYou can muster one of those. Get some life in ya
>>947051729There is no rules or ever wasAbsolutely nobody can enforce them This is just an avatarfag thread and the posters are incels or faggots and there's barely any posters partially no posters because 4chan dead and avatarfaggotry died with 4chan
>>947051721Buy some.>>947051729Calling it as you suggested would make it sound even older lmaoThe only way to actually modernize would be to get new posters and bring a breath of fresh air.>>947051960I was just having lunch, relax your tits.
Fuck this gay hookup thread surprised let last one die it wasat 70-ish posts and up for 3 days
>>947052020>new posterswhat a joke
Why would anyone post in this thread it's a bunch of snobby man children on a dead website and they're not even waifags just cringe weebs living in their parents house barely any of the posters work and they're all crossdressing faggots
Why do they want new posters?Because they are very boring themselves Oh yeah they're gay which is a small amount of 4chan posters but you wouldn't know that because they're the loudest posters and most prolific
>>947051729https://youtu.be/1Y5Ftv_8Vz8?si=I6HFQHjc5QywO4j8
They want to fuck kids too (actually trying to meet it's not just online thankfully many are euro that still post or some 3rd world country)
I don't worry about that honestly the sites dead amongst my generation and the younger people don't even touch 4chan let alone a dead ironic community
>>947051963Soft rules not hard rules>Don't swear in hospitals and churchesDon't play aloof with me. You know the difference>This is just an avatarfag thread and the posters are incels or faggots and there's barely any posters Shots fucking fired. At this point i think most have moved on to new outlets or out grown the current need to engage in fun argumentsYa this site is on a death spiral. Every board is a general thread>>947052020My flat flappers can't relax without consistent attentionI'm a sloot for engagement. Stimulate meWhat is the alternative>Old dry out dated term like waifuOr fun colourful vwaifu or maybe ewaifu or ofwaifuNew posters come with fun. Make this THE place to post on /b/>>947052294That's pretty goodI was drawing a blank on what to give backTry thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzlMeTxVdH8>>947052343THE MYTHTHE LEGENDTHE SILENT poster hiding in your replies judging you from a X click away
>>947052491yea it is the range bans really hurt i genuinely wonder why i still am posting then i look outside and i see snow and am reminded that this is my outlet but it's important during the winter because if i didn't have 4chan i could've cured cancer instead of masturbating and talking shit drunk to people in different countries
On this st patrick's day morning i won't be drunk till the afternoon. That is allI will be drinking Guinness and listening to irish music perhaps jerk off to redheads aswell
An irish day for an italian man
lol
>>947052583Ya the b&s janny hands killed this place aloneNot the slow death knell of things compoundedBeing woe is me and tolerating /r9k/ ideas now has helpedReiko is that you?>talking shit drunkHurt. That's meThat's me right now
Be more lively /waifu/Or i'll start posting in the **** threads or **** (Thank God)I see you guys holding backGet lively
OkI'm not fooling aroundGet your act together /waifu/The time to post is nowWake your arse up
>>947052020cant be bothered.
>>947053443Can be botheredThe price hasn't been established yetName your bread price
>>947053583It's another silent claimerIn my thread. I don't believe itBlessed on a good star
>>947051534Me on the left.Why don't I get cute e-bf? Am lonely....oh right, people tend to hate me.
>>947054670Because you touch yourself at night....and in the daylight... and for that matter you're just desperately horny for a love
Fall asleep for one moment and everything diesGet you're act together /waifu/There's life in youShare itYou're embarrassed to look foolish?That was half the funWake up
>>947056494i'm getting highgreen on the day of green
>>947052343Beautiful
O smackYou came backThought you were a one offf tickling my nutsYa know Wilhelm was the goat of germany history proves me right
>>947057518>>947057050My badI swear i poked yaNow i get an excuse to post this great songIF CAPTCHA let mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mo1-id12fMg
>>947052491I'm not a brainrot dispenser.I dunno you pointed out the problem so you figure it out.How about Wafers.I kinda do that already in my own terms.>>947053443No fresh bread for you then, disappointing.
>>947058643>I'm not a brainrot dispenserOuchI might be slightly touched but have you know i'm fully functional....... At timesOH SO because i see one issue i have to solve all problems now?What's next. I have to fix your marital problems?>You're ***friend is disgruntled at your lack of commitment>You're too whimsicalBe less indirect and more honestWhy not panwaifuscakes?We all do in are own way
>>947058643Thats allright.
>>947059246This guy hid for 4 hours just to come back an clap back with an ok
>>947059358fuck do you want
>>947059393You were nicer with the EU replyI'm not some gypsy to throw stones at
>>947060112i have no interest in wasting my time entertaining your obnoxious ass.
>>947060233I knew itYou hate meSometimes for the benefit of others you have to put on a smile(You)ing me is a (You) for tomorrow
https://youtu.be/xlNkDSOpyMIAnother one.>>947059166Keyword, at times.No but your ideas sucked so come up with better ones.I can't even have those.When am I not?Too long. Might as well go with Waiffles.I put the extra effort in it.>>947059246Burh
>>947060834Jumpscare Painter.
>>947060886Soojiebabie
>>947060834LMAOI love that vidReminds me of thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGAAhzreGWwWhatt happened to G11? He was a making a comics last i rememberSure my ideas suck i like you blow, but at least i'm tryingAlwaysEffort posts and and shitposts are synonym biotic with each otherCan't have one without the otherSo you're the idea guy
