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>go in sister's room
>see this
>do wat
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>>947054771
turn 720° and walk away
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>>947054832
but you'd be, wait for it, wait for it ... facing the same direction!!!1!
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>>947054832
>720
>walk away
Please tell me you aren't that retarded
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>>947054771
Cover her mouth with my ass hole and tell her try better in the next life.
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>>947054897
TZD
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>>947054897
I told him
>>947054862
but he didn't listen!!!!!1!
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tell Boba Fett to deliver her to Jabba's palace
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>Fart in the middle of her room
>Giggle like a retard
>Steal 20 bucks from her wallet
>Run away to snitch on her
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honestly? if she didn't know it was me then I'd probably have a good old grope around
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turn 2π radians and walk away
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Cool! Hans Solo in carbonite! I like StarTrec also!
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>>947054771
This is the most modern kink. Who could have possibly imagined wrapping someone in a massive elephant stomach and sucking the air out of it back then? Nobody. We only came up with this wacky shit when we invented vacuum bags
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honestly? I'd stand there laughing and taking the piss for about an hour
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>>947056923
Beat me to it.
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>>947058330
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break the hull and unleash the demon into the dating scene, but only after it's fully grown
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find her Hitachi magic wand, toture her for hours with it. I doubt she'd object
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do not touch the xenomorph food
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drag her out onto the front driveway, hand a sign on her saying YARD SALE
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>>947058330
spok shot first
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>>947054771
Just gently tickle her all over. Super gently, but nonstop. No breaks, just enjoying how the giggles and muffled protests turn into laughter and squeals.

When she’s howling like she wishes she’d never been born, she can have a five-minute break. And then we start again.
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>>947054771
cut a hole for pussy and hump until I jizz
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>>947054771
Do a 1080 and walk away
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Cut boob holes, which also gives air so not worried she will die. And then grope boobs and document for atleast 20 minutes.
My sister fell asleep on the couch once when she had the flu and her entire boob came out, I watched 3 episodes of trailer park boys while she slept on the other side of the couch and every 2 seconds looked at her boob instead of the screen. I very lightly pushed her nipple like a button here and there. Areola skin feels different than regular skin I learned. I got hard obviously and poked her nipple with my dickhead a few times. I wanted to cum on her so bad but that would have been the world's worst mistake. I just scooted up and enjoyed her exposed tit and soaked in its aura for a while, did a massive cum on the carpet and then gently pulled her tanktop over her boob when the post nut kicked in. Went back down stairs like 10 mins later after the horniness happened again and gave some full hand/boob squeezes and a few tiny licks then covered her again and gtfo because my stomach felt my luck was at 2% left. My first and only boob experience. Hers were perky and perfect. I have occasional almost panic attacks thinking she was awake and will confront me someday, but she was sick as fuuuuuck and probably having flu dreams
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>>947054771
how the FUCK do you develop an attraction to this?
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>>947054771
Casually say "You're shinier than I remember" as I steal her panties again for masturbatory purposes
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>>947054771
Laugh



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