>go in sister's room>see this>do wat
>>947054771turn 720° and walk away
>>947054832but you'd be, wait for it, wait for it ... facing the same direction!!!1!
>>947054832>720>walk awayPlease tell me you aren't that retarded
>>947054771Cover her mouth with my ass hole and tell her try better in the next life.
>>947054897TZD
>>947054897I told him>>947054862but he didn't listen!!!!!1!
tell Boba Fett to deliver her to Jabba's palace
>Fart in the middle of her room>Giggle like a retard>Steal 20 bucks from her wallet>Run away to snitch on her
honestly? if she didn't know it was me then I'd probably have a good old grope around
turn 2π radians and walk away
Cool! Hans Solo in carbonite! I like StarTrec also!
>>947054771This is the most modern kink. Who could have possibly imagined wrapping someone in a massive elephant stomach and sucking the air out of it back then? Nobody. We only came up with this wacky shit when we invented vacuum bags
honestly? I'd stand there laughing and taking the piss for about an hour
>>947056923Beat me to it.
>>947058330
break the hull and unleash the demon into the dating scene, but only after it's fully grown
find her Hitachi magic wand, toture her for hours with it. I doubt she'd object
do not touch the xenomorph food
drag her out onto the front driveway, hand a sign on her saying YARD SALE
>>947058330spok shot first
>>947054771Just gently tickle her all over. Super gently, but nonstop. No breaks, just enjoying how the giggles and muffled protests turn into laughter and squeals. When she’s howling like she wishes she’d never been born, she can have a five-minute break. And then we start again.
>>947054771cut a hole for pussy and hump until I jizz
>>947054771Do a 1080 and walk away
Cut boob holes, which also gives air so not worried she will die. And then grope boobs and document for atleast 20 minutes. My sister fell asleep on the couch once when she had the flu and her entire boob came out, I watched 3 episodes of trailer park boys while she slept on the other side of the couch and every 2 seconds looked at her boob instead of the screen. I very lightly pushed her nipple like a button here and there. Areola skin feels different than regular skin I learned. I got hard obviously and poked her nipple with my dickhead a few times. I wanted to cum on her so bad but that would have been the world's worst mistake. I just scooted up and enjoyed her exposed tit and soaked in its aura for a while, did a massive cum on the carpet and then gently pulled her tanktop over her boob when the post nut kicked in. Went back down stairs like 10 mins later after the horniness happened again and gave some full hand/boob squeezes and a few tiny licks then covered her again and gtfo because my stomach felt my luck was at 2% left. My first and only boob experience. Hers were perky and perfect. I have occasional almost panic attacks thinking she was awake and will confront me someday, but she was sick as fuuuuuck and probably having flu dreams
>>947054771how the FUCK do you develop an attraction to this?
>>947054771Casually say "You're shinier than I remember" as I steal her panties again for masturbatory purposes
>>947054771Laugh
>>947054771stay and be a spotter, these things can be dangerous
Did she “Han solo” herself?
>>947071680Shiniez made a joke like that in Sunstone
>>947054771start tickling her lol
>>947054862yeah because the vacuum force would be sucking him in. it would counteract his moonwalking.
>>947054903her mouth is already covered, dingus flingus bingus
>>947071830it could use a better airway
>>947068350years of social isolation and already having a latex fetish
Airtight seals are hot, simple as.
>>947054771Poop in her breathing tube
>>947054771>Cut the crotch open>spit on her vagina>kick it>rape>slap it hard>kick it again>spit on it againLeave her there to suffocate and cry
