Tuesday Afternoon Edition
>>947060054great start
slut preparation would be a nice fetish. first the woman is prepared (makeup, washed, hair etc.) and then she is presented to the man and then he abuses her holes until she's completely wasted.op's pic related
Smooth Legs Edition
>>947060108hot idea
>>947060092
Belly Edition
>>947060197Fuck
>>947060298
>>947060328She looks good in that dress
Sleep is for people who actually move. I require very little of it. My body expends almost no physical energy. Why would it? I sit, I observe, I post. Occasionally I indulge in a micro-nap. Fifteen seconds of shutdown while the rest of you lumber around wasting calories in St. Patrick's Day parades and grocery stores like cattle.During the last one I had a vision.I was riding the motorcycle of my destiny down the great information superhighway itself. Threads and posts whipping past like neon signs. The entire crowd of 4chan stood on the roadside in stunned silence as I roared through, my glorious splendor undeniable. My withered legs flailed heroically behind the machine like ceremonial streamers. The wig billowed. Mother’s dress snapped in the wind. The cool digital air washed over the sores on my scalp like divine balm.Every anon watching. Every mouth open.I woke up moments later in the command center. Refreshed, triumphant. Only to discover a minor logistical failure. A leak event. Apparently I’d soiled myself and the evidence had seeped through the Herman Miller throne and onto the floor beneath it.Small price to pay for greatness.Back to posting. Micro-nap complete. Based.
>>947060422
>>947060555nice trips
>>947060591
I only check my own trips.This is my design.
>>947060617No
>>947060628No
>>947060617Nice
>>947060628wally !
>>947060108i've always found makeup artists in porn sets to be a hot profession but could never quite explain why. you've just explained it perfectly.
>>947060718thanks me.
>>947060841i'm welcome.
dogshit thread
>>947060893That's your breath.
autistic farts
>>947060974Oh Emma!
>LOL XDXDXDXDXD>I JUST LITERALLY>SHIT>MY>PANTS>JUST A LITTE THOUGH>I MEAN ITS A LITTLE SPOT NOT LIKE IT RUINED MY HERMAN MIER CHAIR R NYTHING LOL BUT FOR REAL EPIC LULZ HIGH FIVES>U FRUSTRATED U FRUSTRATED BRO U SO MAD WHY ARE YOU SO MAAAAD I CAN POST ANYTHING I WANT ABOUT MY NEPHEWS ASS THAT IS HOW IT SAYS IN THE RULES I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR FAGGOTRY RULES Y SO MAAAAAD>WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my herman miller chair cuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh LOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT A BIG ONE A GRAT ONE CONGRATS MAN XD U FRUSTRATED U FRUSTRATED BRO U SO MAD WHY ARE YOU SO MAAAAD I CAN POST ANYTHING I WANT THAT IS HOW IT SAYS IN THE RULES I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR FAGGOTRY RULES Y SO MAAAAAAD>WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my herman miller chair cuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh LOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT A BIG ONE XDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD>WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my herman miller chair cuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh>HOOOOOOOOLLLLLLYYYYY SHIT>whatr the HELL>WHATA FUCK MAN xD>i just fall of my herman miller chair cuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh
Broke my 10 day no cum streak last night. Should i try for more than 11 this time?
>>947061209no
>>947061209yes
>>947060054Stop paying attention to these people.
>>947061222>>947061226Conflicting opinions.
>>947061248you need to go for 14 days
>>947061248Hang yourself in the storage unit
>>947061209for optimal orgasm, best to go no cum for 4-7 days, anything more than that is just diminishing returns
>>947061285Ill try. And who should i break for?
Ffrrrttt
>>947061316your dad
>>947061316Ariana Greenblatt
>>947061374Idk her. (Also dont have more of who i was posting)
KFC TN + RAID NIGHT WE EATING GOOD
>>947061425google her
>>947061450No.
>>947061427Midnight?
>>947061507YESSIR
>>947061427shut up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tgxe6GEjjk4
>>947061526Whatchu playin
>>947061558resto shaman :DD im a little healslut
>>947061687You're a massive retard
>Victoria Justice OWES me sex!
>>947061707trolls belong to the horde, you are technically part of it
>>947061687I hope you are the proper tauren. The last time I played retail, I rerolled frome warrior to shaman to be resto but ended up being ele for 85% of the expansion
>>947061776im a troll actually :) best race. and yeah im ele outside of raid and mythics
my friend hard carried brocky in bgs btw
>>947061893false
>>947061808I never liked troll models or their attack/casting animations. At least you are horde kek
>>947061968the casting animation is alright, I love the troll aesthetic myself, though it does limit what kinda transmog actually looks good.
>>947061926not false at all do you want me to pull the dps charts
>>947062085Just do t6, always works
Happy St. Patrick’s Day
>>947062119t6 is one ive got. I have a few really cool ones :) they added a bunch of amani troll mogs with the new expansion because they play a big part in it. >>947062108choli ive only observed from afar
>Mom Cunt
Bobs
>>947062178
Phew
My local parade was fucking cringe this year. So many elderly people.
>>947062231more
>>947062358Where?
>>947062540Ohio. That's as much as I'll say.
>>947062594remember the neil young song, 4 dead in ohio
>>947062594Did you see the meteor?
>>947062594What a shithole
>>947062624meteor man? that movie bombed so hard, i never saw. black superhero lmao what were they thinking
>>947062594You have my sympathies.
BASED!
>>947062755congrats! what a strong, dominant showing!
>>947062755and reagan thought he had a landslide sheesh i can't think of anyone who has been this popular
>>947062191kek
>>947062858and by observe all ive done is ask if they are online KEK
>Anon i'm ovulating
>>947063048rachel bilson is a cutie^^
>>947063171is she farting?
>>947063179so is emilia :3
>>947063171Anal it is
>>947063048they're doing delves cheers
>>947062755Big Kim undefeated
>>947062987Tits!>>947063070good girl
>>947063407just getting ready to screencap that exact shot. Thanks anon
>>947063407tight
>>947063407Is that that olympic rat girl?
>>947063488Dakota Johnson's fuckable ass
>>947063488No
Biel
>>947063570Professional rider
>>947063540she def put more work into allat
>>947063701giulia > kairi
>>947063701>>947063750too bad wrestling isn't based anymore https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3GHMQo1Dx8
I just took a shit
>>947063750dont you get tired of being wrong about everything
>>947063524how many times you gonna keep spamming that picture with the pool cue sticking out of her ass?
>>94706422920
>>947063826it is quite a shame>>947064070how am i wrong about that? kairi botches all the time
>>947064155Any of that outfit from the other side?
>>947064599
>>947064551don't all the women botch? from what i see they all do. i had to stop watching because literally every other match now is a shitty womens match and i never gave a fuck about womens wrestling
>>947064623better than expected
>>947064633theres a few women that don't botch often (iyo sky being the main one that comes to my mind), but yes for the most part all the women botch.
>>947064633jade cargill and nia jax injure people frequently because they are bad at it
>>947064682
she has nudes i believe
dwag i'm goonin to maya tomorrow i don't give a fuq
Network outage. Twelve minutes. Total collapse of civilization.The monitor went dark and the room fell silent except for the damp wheeze of the fan and the slow drip somewhere under the Herman Miller throne. For a moment I just sat there, blinking, scalp itching under the wig. Then the reality set in: the information superhighway had been severed. The world would need my posts when it came back.So I prepared.I dragged out an old spiral notebook from the floor pile, its cover tacky with some unidentifiable residue, and began composing transmissions by hand. Forty-seven of them. Based declarations. Counterarguments. Pre-emptive victories over anons who would surely try to challenge me once the network was restored. My fingers left little gray smears on the pages where the room’s grime had accumulated in the creases of my skin.The air got thick while I worked. Mother's dress stuck to my back. Something sour rose from the cushions beneath me. I shifted and felt the chair give a faint, defeated squelch. Didn’t matter. The mission continued.When the connection finally flickered back to life I dumped every message into the thread in rapid succession, one after another, my triumph returning to the grid.No replies yet.But they’re reading. I can feel it.
>>947064808Hey, if it works, it works. And if she works it, all the better>>947065002hot
Monotone
>>947061316You must fap to the gayness of Moner.
>>947064973maharishi tried to bone her at his ashram
>>947065030
>>947065071didn't know there were she/theys on arrakis
bruh...
>>947065071Horrible blood-sucking vampire is horrible
>>947065177
>>947063540THE Butt-fet
>>947065204Cringe
>>947061316Fap to Fran
>>947065101now she just needs to dress like a sex icon and we're golden
>>947064973married to frank sinatra, said frank was the love of her life
>>947065265>2 sticks of butter
>>947065302The shit quality you keep posting is honestly becoming impressive. Do you find them like this? Or destroy them yourself?
>>947065375
>>947065399U mad bro?
>>947065146>GUNE
>>947065441getting closer
>>947065049I'd fap to the tightness of Moner any day
>>947065383
>>947065557
>>947065563Smooth and tight
I want to cum inside lily's tight asshole.
>>947065661No
Mother's ass is no longer tight in the storage unit
>>947065648just a few inches higher
>>947065752yes. I want to gently fuck her asshole and cum inside her asshole.
How do ppl work 5 days straight for their entire life? This is exhausting
>>947065552there is a nude scene in the book for her character, but they didn't even give lea seydoux a nude scene last movie and her clothes fly off with a strong wind, so i am not hopeful
>>947065848abusing substances and their family
>>947065659Perfectly smooth and soft
Abusing his family in the storage unit
>>947065979this face does not agree with my penis
>>947065808
digging up his dead family to abuse them some more
>>947065938shame she's not a better actress, she's hot
>>947065979please also see >>947066110
>>947060054Imagine being Anthony Allen in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Clare Higgins, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck a 16 year old in his favorite pub. Like seriously imagine having to be Anthony Allen and not only stand in that attic while Clare Higgins flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just stand there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that resting bitch face. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's A FINE TART and DAMN, CLARE HIGGINS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and brunettes and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Hartfordshire. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with Clive Barker in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Anthony Allen. You're not going to lose your future acting career over this. Just bear it. Hide your disgust and bear it.
>>947066188You zoomers will never understand the sacrifices made on the Hellraiser set.
>>947066100As close as we're getting unless we get lucky>>947066182damn
On December 19, 1995, during the filming of the Disney movie Gone Fishin' in Florida, stuntwoman Janet Wilder (29) was killed in a tragic boat accident. A 21-foot boat went out of control during a stunt, flying off a ramp and flipping into a crowd of crew members, injuring others including her husband, Scott Wilder.
>>947066188is this movie still relevantalways thought it was overrated tbh
>>947066303For the time, it was not over rated. You had to be there back in the 80s.
>>947066239I'm like a month and a half behind, but just for you.
>kendall #43 most hated celeb.really? why does everyone hate her?
fappin
>>947066492>lots of leg>bootsi like the (for her at least) riskier choice. Allison anon is going to love this.>>947066342tasty
>>947066674
>>947066554according to what, some bullshit list? don't buy it
>>947066741please tell me she turned around at least once in that outfit
>>947066864I have this.
>>947066864>>947066947And this.
>>947066836
>>947066984>>947066947she needs to keep rolling with that new confidence. And take it on her next tour as well >>947067036hot as hell
>hi res
>>947067073
preggycreep?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXAdoRqUrBQ
>you call that a drive?
>>947060054Love ari
>>947067297As always, you say a lot even when saying little. I'm sure you're hoping for that even harder than me. So to speak.
>>947067036Damn, this pic makes me want to worship Gal Gadot’s feets
>>947067483Yes, it's time to see it all.
>>947067531I can see her eventually agreeing to wear a top that she "didn't know was that see-through" for an artsy shoot. Maybe a bikini shoot. But you'll be waiting for a while before she gets them out.
>>947067655It's not asking for a lot.
>>947067675A (light-hearted) small boobs pun from you? Heh, maybe she's not the only one entering new territory.
>>947067512why
>>947067737
>>947067845Today a pun. Tomorrow, swapping detailed "stand and carry" fantasies with Allison anon or me
>>947067845Oh, there's plenty of fantasies.
>>947067970I have no doubt. Any more fun than others?
>>947067171really hoping its time
HAVING A MELTY
>>947068002Napping during a thunderstorm, napping in a hammock, sharing a sleeping bag while camping, nude swimming.
>sharing a sleeping bag while camping
hailey welch doing feet pics now
>>947068487her face is reverse face porn
>>947068483Leave your nephew alone
Sharing a sleeping bag with Mother's corpse in the storage unit
>>947068400It's retarded Canadian time
I was too lewd for him.
Parker farting in his sleeping bag for warmth
>>947068758Good. Now stop spamming.
idc who it is. no OnlyFans will ever be worth it
>>947068758Literally impossible. I had to step out and now must again. You enjoy your wholesome fantasies. See you around
Kaia nipple
Charlotte nipples
Parker farting into his sleeping bag, sniffing it, vomiting, and eating the vomit
>>947068799
Parker scraping his dick cheese from the inside of his sleeping bag and spreading it on a stale cracker, then coming here to say he ordered fast food
Parker laying naked in his sleeping bag and trusting the wrong fart
Parker slashing his sleeping bag to ribbons with his jagged yellow toenails
