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Someone told me I look like a granny in this pic, is it true /b/? Ik you wouldn't lie to me
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a faggot granny who likes to take gingerbread up her stocking
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>>947070518
you like like your average hipster faggot bitch
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>>947070518
yeah you do. it's the glasses hair and scarf.

still would though. better bake me cookies after too
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>>947070518
no joke this is peak pre-T transmasc fit
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>>947070518
Tits and timestamp or fuck off, granny whore
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>>947070545
>>947070557
>>947070612
I am gay, just gay, but was trying for a more csual soft goth aesthetic
>>947070637
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>>947070518
post tits or fuck off nigger
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>>947070518
you look like a tranny who would have sex with dogs
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>>947071183
I don't have those
>>947071260
I am a naturally born male
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>>947070518
>>947071175
>>947071433
You look like your dick is tiny
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>>947070518
>>947071433
>mjolnir
>gay
you know the Norse/Germanic pagans used to strangle homosexuals and throw them in bogs, right?
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>>947071573
It is
>>947071998
I'm Italian, the Mjölnir is a cognate of Hercule's club. I'm a Roman Pagan but all European native religions are essentially the same one
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>>947072111
>I'm a Roman Pagan but all European native religions are essentially the same one
May as well claim Hinduism is the same thing. Indra is just Thor in another culture, after all. The myths may have originated from the same place, but became something vastly different in each.

Anyway there's nothing wrong with how you look, I'd Vandalize you with my moderately sized Swedish cock if we lived 1600 years ago and I was sacking Rome, then I'd carry you off to Carthage and force you to convert to Christianity and be my boywife. I'd probably have to crucify you for being a homosexual at some point, but I'd feel bad about it and name my firstborn son after you.
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>>947072307
I see your point, but I nonetheless feel like at least these two branches are closer to each other. Plus it happens to have an excellent aesthetic which, knowing the Romans, could have potentially been "adapted". Also, the christcucks would burn you immediately as well since they don't discriminate against top or bottom when it comes it gayness
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>>947070518
I wouldn't think granny if I saw you. It's a unique and chill style.
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>>947072537
>Also, the christcucks would burn you immediately as well since they don't discriminate against top or bottom when it comes it gayness
That does not seem to have been the case among Arian Christians, which the Vandals and Goths were. We have few sources on the Vandal Kingdom, anything that did exist was likely destroyed either by Justinian's reconquest of the territory, or definitively following the Arab conquest of North Africa.

What we do know is that upon converting to Catholicism in 589, the Goths issued a law outlawing homosexuality and setting harsh punishments for sodomy. This implies there was no such law that applied universally prior to accepting Catholicism.
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>>947072667
you're not getting laid pal
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>>947071175
Are your toe nails also painted?
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>>947072111
>It is
Post it, we will decide
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>>947073408
Yes mtn spray paint
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>>947072667
Thanks!
>>947072873
You're not selling your point very well, tbh. I say we just return all the savage abrahamics back into slavery until their mind virus dies out
>>947073408
Yeah
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>>947073618
https://files.catbox.moe/htexsd.mp4
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>>947070518
>>947072401

sammynoodlesoup is part of an EPSTEIN RELATED network of child prostitutes that recruit other children WITH SYSTEMIC CONFLATION for various agendas focused around verbally molesting people. she thought she was off camera enough to hide it. and for most people she was. but i saw it fine. she was in a rush to retaliate that night. so her psychotisis let the truth slip out. typical psycho mistake. im very familiar with the smile. she was hoping she could keep us off the topic by creating cheater drama. didnt work. theres great reason to believe that sammynoodlesoup is a literal child murdering cannibal. especially since she was adamant about teaching innocent children the symbols. which would make them easier prey for scum like Epstein
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>>947073852
>>947073927
Whore
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>>947073852
Why the Russian flag?
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>>947074826
Russia's my adopted home
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>>947070518
>>947071175
>>947071433
>>947073852
>>947073927
Just by looking at the images given, you look kinda gay ngl
should probably eat some more protein and lift some to at least develop some pectorals on that flat chest, and biceps too, to start
let some pubic hair grow too and do some squats to develop those legs, then work on abdomen
nice smooth skin though, keep up whatever routine you've got for that, and hair doesn't seem to be thinning, overall you can achieve natty with some effort
>tfw
Just read the thread, but still think some exercise would be a benefit anyways even if you don't want to look more manly, for health reasons it is still good
also the squats with make that ass tighter and fuller if that is what you're going for
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>>947071433
Okay. Dick pic with timestamp.
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>>947070518
Dont look like a granny.

Do look like the most fuckable sex toy ive ever gooned too.
Would/would.
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>>947075373
Yeah, I do think you're right and I have been meaning to work out more lately. Thanks for the advice, Anon
>>947075528
Nah, I have class in 5 hours I'm logging off
>>947075955
Thx! : 3
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>>947070518
This lolcow's name is Alexander Bartolozzi he used to live in Nizhny Novgorod Russia studying international relations at Lobachevsky University. He currently lives in Chile but he is too boring for anything interesting to be done with that information. He also has a monstrously botched circumcision as you can see. Sad.
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>>947076260
Post dick with timestamp for beat off material. I will post mine if you want.
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>>947070518
You look like a faggot
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>>947076403
Not gay... lol
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OP I hope you know I came to this pic >>947073852
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>>947070518
Nah, not a granny. You’re cute though.
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Do you listen to Chernikovskaya Hata?
I saw you wore a Molchat Doma shirt before, das nice
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>>947073927
Ok it is small
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>>947076461
Showing off your tiny erect pecker is about as gay as it gets. You're an aids riddled faggot. Kill yourself.
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>>947073927
Looks so cute and suckable
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Ok, final post
>>947076403
I am one : )
>>947076465
Cool
>>947076525
Thanks!
>>947076635
Ofc, I love Russian post-punk). I got the shirt at one of their concerts, it was pretty cool
>>947076649
It can look bigger but yes. I kinda like that it tho ngl
>>947076705
I can masturbate by pushing it inwards btw
>>947076746
Ty!
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>>947076926
Is mine too small
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>>947077043
Thread ruined
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>>947070518
I could see us shaping pottery together like from thah scene from ghost all romantical.



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