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Are you ugly?
Are girls nice to you?
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>>947075277
i'm ugly but i've managed to get more than a few female friends by being non-threatening and funny and trying my best to be sweet and helpful for them. it'll never be more than platonic though and I fear that they pity me since they know i've not had romantic partners and probably worked out that i'mstill a virgin.
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>>947075368
>helpful
you're a simp, kill yourself
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>>947075421
fuck off, it's not simping to be nice to people you're friends with, I do the same with my boys. Pure incel brainrot.
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>>947075277
I am hideous, and women run away in fear of me.
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>>947075471
they aren't your friends, they tolerate you because you buy them shit retard
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>>947075421
>>947075646
Needlessly super hostile. WTF man.

>>947075368
>>947075471
Well I guess the big question here is do you actually want to learn how to get a romantic partner?
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>>947075646
I don't buy them shit often, I just try to be nice and supportive and occasionally do favours. Must be really a really depressing life thinking being nice to women you're not dating is simp behaviour.
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>>947075803
yeah, absolutely, just the decks are stacked against me. I've got like a 5 face, i'm short, autistic, chubby, shy, and can't flirt for shit.
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>>947075807
>I don't buy them shit often
hahahahaaahah
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>>947075277
>>947072401

sammynoodlesoup is part of an EPSTEIN RELATED network of child prostitutes that recruit other children WITH SYSTEMIC CONFLATION for various agendas focused around verbally molesting people. she thought she was off camera enough to hide it. and for most people she was. but i saw it fine. she was in a rush to retaliate that night. so her psychotisis let the truth slip out. typical psycho mistake. im very familiar with the smile. she was hoping she could keep us off the topic by creating cheater drama. didnt work. theres great reason to believe that sammynoodlesoup is a literal child murdering cannibal. especially since she was adamant about teaching innocent children the symbols. which would make them easier prey for scum like Epstein
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>>947075845
Out of all of that? The only truly fucking you is the shyness. Flirting comes with social skill practice. If you want a jump start on techniques, tactics, and explanations of what does and doesn't work I'm willing to kill some time here. It's up to you though.
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>>947075885
okay I didn't word that well, but i'll like get lunch for my friend with chronic pain or stuff like that and get paid back. bro sounding like you've never had a friend before.
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>>947075935
bro sounding like you've never had a SEX before lmao
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>>947075935
The guy is b8ing you. In the parallel universe in which you lied and said you never, ever, spent a dime on a girl he'd just start digging in on the fact you haven't had a date before or something like that.

There is infinite ammo out there for bullies. You're not going to change his mind. Stop feeding him.
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>>947075807
>i don't buy them shit often
psssshhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>947075807
oh nonononononononohahahahahaha
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>>947075935
>>947076093
why the fuck are you talking to yourself? Holy fucking shit you massive faggot.
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God mojika is kino
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>>947075277
girls can be nice to you, and still want to chuck you into a wood chipper for being "icky". it's what they excel at.
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>>947075935
>my friend with chronic pain or stuff
is she fat?
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>>947075277
>Are you ugly
I dunno maybe I would rate myself 5
> Are girls nice to you
Yeah nicer than some dudes at lest but I did have girl once put a knife to throat
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well yes and no
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I haven't gotten laid in 2 years but girls are nice to me. I'm no model but I take care of myself.
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>>947077667
>there's a story here

feel like sharing?
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I'd rate myself a 5, also. I'm just trying to get out of a somewhat misogynistic mindset, mainly just a negative visceral reaction to girls I perceive to be "invasive" for whatever reason.
It's pretty irrational and I'm a retarded faggot anyways.



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