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How do l ցet a ցf if im a smeIIy inceI?
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>>947081116
1. Being six feet tall helps. 5’11” can pass because it looks close enough that people don’t care, but just barely.

2. Be in shape. There is no excuse for being fat. Lose the fat weight with proper diet. Count calories and macros. 2,200 calories a day max. Count macros. 50% protein, 30% fats, 20% carbs. Get in the gym to build muscle. Drink water, don’t smoke or vape, use alcohol very sparingly.

3. Get a bachelor degree at least and get a job that makes six figures. It’s not that hard. I have a BS and I work as an ER charge nurse 4 days a week and I take home $105k.

4. Drive a respectable car. Live on your own or with roommates. Not parents.

5. Hygiene must be ON POINT. It’s easy. Shower, shave, haircut. Get a decent barber and ask them to help you find the haircut and facial hair style that works on you. Fucking take a shower. Get a cologne that is you. Get a female to pick it for you. Girlfriend? Female friend? Cousin? Random ass girl in the store? Ask her to test out four or five cologne scents briefly, and pick one for you.

6. Don’t be a nigger, and don’t be Indian.

7. Wardrobe doesn’t have to be James Bond-like. It just needs to be well kept and fit properly, and be able to utilize casual, smart-casual, and date night style.

8. Learn some basic sex techniques. It’s 2026 and there are plenty of resources. Stop watching porn. That’s Jew shit designed to poison you. Learn how to eat pussy the right way. If you eat a girl’s pussy and she cums, she will want the dick even if you’re not good at using it.

9. Train boxing OR kickboxing, AND wrestling OR Jiu-Jitsu. Twice a week for grappling and once for striking is good enough.

10. Learn to shoot your shot when all of that stuff above is handled.

11. Oh, if you’re not into feet, get into them. All millennial and Gen Z women know that their feet are useful for flirting and sex. If you’re into feet, you’ll notice when a girl is subtly using them to get your attention.
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Fuck u and the world
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