You shouldn’t be jealous of my pov, you should just get one yourself.
What comes next?
>>947286432a tiny guy gets obsessed for 3 years
>>947286338How much are you going to pay me for showing me this worthless garbage?
how the fuck did he shoot a gun
>>947287647YWNBAW
>>947286338My God that steering wheel is the gayest thing, next to douching your ass hole and getting fucked in it.
>>947287647I’m a guy
>>947289889It’s called a squircle
>>947289804What about biological women? Will biological women ever be women, or is every woman a tranny boogeyman in disguise?
>>947291101Only the ones that are actually trannies in disguise are.
>>947286338lol, you fucking dork.
>>947286338We get it, you’re gay
teslas are absolute soymobiles, get a German or jap performance car fagtard
>makes everyone his bitch for life
>>947291596Unfathomably based. We should all suck Shane's cock for hours every day.
>>947286338what the fuck is that aftermarket clock/radio?
>>947293590It’s my radar gun detector, I like to go fast
>>947291596
>>947294125https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZYXWcxz-Pc
>>947286338How do you buy this without working? Can you buy Teslas with EBT?
>>947294653You have to make sex with black men on video who will later sell the video to white men who will pay for it.
>>947294653I do work, but also I have a lot of money in stocks
>>947292414Man I'm not even gay and I would suck that shane guy's cock. He just deserves it for being so alpha compared to these bottom feeding cucks.
>>947295182You don't work
Proof I'm not slaying away at my 7-10 manual labor job every day?
>>947295461Proof?
>>947295419I do work
>>947296305You never have
>>947298011Proof?
I’m going to sacrifice my soul for Kombuchan to return to us
>>947298138Woof?
>>947286338Oh don't worry, I'm not jealous at all.
>>947286338Working on it..
>>947299396Josh
>>947299440Ye
King Solomon Jedidiah, The Wisest man who ever lived.Slayer of troons and hoes.God's right hand man.The inevitable.
>>947291169But that is everyone you disagree with
>>947300001Blessed be thine Shekel Shane, visitor of Epstein Island and savior of Israel
I offer up a burnt offering upon Nuri's vagina
I’m Winston
>>947300464is this shane guy in this room with us right now?
>>947302701No but that won’t stop us from worshipping him.
The wisest man who ever lived.
>>947302788BLESSED BE THY STEIN SAVIOR
>>947302788The tetragramashane
As it is said, Nurirod, a mighty hunter before the Lord.
I’m going to cosplay as the shield guy
actually kinda wish shane posted here more often so we would know its shane. i see the shane simps are taking his place while he's absent
Glory be to Shane nigger. BOOMSHAKALAKA DA BIG SHANE COCKA
>>947305660Shane is always here, he doesn’t really know how to hide his trip code
>>947305970He's got a real erection right now. There's sperm
Mewgenics is making me lose my hair
ok
I miss ya Josh
>>947308500I miss you too, anon
get skeeted on
>>947286338Look at the fit and finish on the left.Giant cheap computer.>80s Fly by wire >No heads up>No gauge cluster>power wheels steering>ugly armrest and junk tray for Mcwrappers and coins / phones>no physical door handles>permanent association with Elon everywhere you go
>>947310197one time i bought a vw bus and some old hippies called me a hitler lover and shamed me until i sold it. true story. I was never the same.
>>947286338Put some fuckin pants on
>>947310240hitler has far less to do with vw than elon does with cyber truck
>>947311307he got porche to create it specifically as a propaganda campaign. hitler laid the cornerstone of the factory. yet somehow it became the symbol of the 60's boomer hippie free love era. shows the hypocrisy of the rabid left.
>>947311594he had as much control and ownership as anything else in germany elon doesn't have much else besides tesla to watch over
>>947312190nah. you shift the goalposts wherever they're most convenient for you. first elon didn't create tesla he just bought it. right? he's a dumb guy. a moron. so he didn't make or design anything. but now that you need him to be intimately involved in tesla so you can be right now he's the lead designer and engineer and he practically makes every cybertruck by hand himself.why don;t you just fuck off. fucking faggot hypocrite kike.
>>947308500I miss me too>>947312221That's what I've been saying this whole time
>>947312221you're appealing to several logical fallacies
>>947312287you're sucking on several dongs at once. take the L
>>947311307And Hitler was an unstable radical vegetarian that started wars and got people murdered. Elon... did what? Be an autistic eccentric billionaire that wanted to go to Mars?Yup, definitely the same.
>>947312302I don't have an L you're just a moron. Do you want me to point out your mistakes?
>>947312391nah you can shove them up your ass because I really don't care what you think. no one else does either. you're deranged and one the the biggest hypocrites on the board. go fuck yourself in the ass. stupid nigger.
>>947312364Elon has funded slavery and racism by proxy but that's not my point my point is elon is a representative of the cyberteuk by being far more involved with it than hitler with the vw
>>947312416Yea figures you're a schizo
>>947312451>i hate e-ron so now i hate this car and i spend my days crusading against it and arguing with people by saying elon is a spooky evil bad guy nazi. but then when people compare hitler to elon i go out of my way to say elon is worse without citing any examples. look at me I'm a dumb faggot kike.
>>947286338What skipping leg day does to a motherfucker
>>947312479I haven't done any such thing I am just saying driving the cybertruck you're more involved with elon than a vw owner is with hitler because he was more or less hands off after assigning people to make a car for the people
>>947312562do you have a special tool that allows you to move goalposts so quickly or do you hire a team of guys to do it for you?
>>947312585Do you suffer from retardation as well as schizophrenia?
>>947312614i suffer from a bloodlust born of the past present and future of my country being raped in front of me daily and the only cure is coming quick. the only retardation, schizophrenia, or insanity i suffer is in waiting for the day we can etch the number 110 in stone.
>>947312562>after assigning people to make a carSo more or less what elon does?
>>947286338nice to know they look just as shit inside as they do outside
>>947312757the worst part about this image is trying to trick people that india had garbage bins or containers. everyone knows they don't so stop posting it
>>947312687Essentially but it's very important that you understand one is much more involved than the other. It doesn't matter who is worse they're both awful but owning the cubertruck is essentially being as similar to a hitler fan owning mein kampf than a hitler fan owning a vw
>>947312788Are we sure that image is actually real in the first place? There doesn't appear to be any way to unload or tow it, at least from that angle, and it also drags on the ground
>>947313091>but owning the cubertruck is essentially being as similar to a hitler fan owning mein kampfBut hitler actually wrote mein kampf in prison, himself, as opposed to hiring people to do it
>>947313280elon designed that pos he just is saying someone else did so the truck sells because a pro did it and not elon who speaks on subjects he has no education in or experience like gaming.
>>947313532I think if he had the time and/or skills to design everything for his company himself, he wouldn't waste probably millions of dollars a year to employ engineers and product design. That's just common business sense.I think what you're doing is hating elon for whatever reason, and then wanting to hate his products because you hate him, so you're looking for ways to justify hating both him and the product because it's associated with him.Or you're a troll, which isn't much different I suppose...
Horrible. You don't know what life is about, your existence has no flavour, no spirit. But I commend you for at least trying to make a genuine threadhttps://youtube.com/shorts/uN9vtKJ_5Wo?si=xFJnRY_FXb3JkUXO
>>947313736>I think what you're doing is hating elon for whatever reasonThis. I imagine these same people slobber all over Steve Jobs' nob, even though he didn't physically build or design the shit Apple made.
>>947312439>ELON funded slavery!Gonna need a source for that one.Without Hitler - VW would not exist. Without Elon - Tesla may still exist but not as large.
>>947313975we are not disputing that but whether elon has more hands on with the cybertruck than hitler does with vw and he does hitler is just a figurehead elon isn't
>>947298319she has a kid now
>>947313879Thanks for affirming my post.I'll go back to lurking while /pol/ trolls argue, now
>>947314188>hitler digitsBased
>>947314188you morons don't realize you're exactly what you're describing just inverse
>>947314348So?
>>947314605do you like being known as a thread of retards who suck dick for money while smoking crack?
>>947314642What does that have to do with tesla or hitler?
>>947314729ok got it you're just playing retarded
>>947314810Lol ok then
>>947314188>>947314236Nevermind, im dyslexic...
>>947314094So what's the problem?
>>947311307lol how could anyone say this
Hi
I’ll brb
big black cock brat
>>947321337Hi>>947322464Okay
>>947286338fuck off, kekius maximus the kikelover
ooga booga
>>947322530Shane calm down
is this shane guy in this room with us right now?
>>947324020As if he doesn’t leave
>>947324515>he
>>947286338>You shouldn’t be jealous of my pov, you should just get one yourself.
>>947286338>OP listening to Sabrina Carpenter>Has lube in the consoleOP confirmed for being a raging gayboi, as usual
>>947326267I need the lube for my other car, it’s not what you think haha
I’m back
>>947328719Welcome back
>>947328719you can't comeback if you can't leave
>>947328796Thanks man what did I miss
>>947329020I got pissed off today and moved 13,000lb items inside and outside of my home for fun. I have a hernia now also.Other than that, not much
>>947329498That's so many bbc molds
>>947329498Do you actually have a hernia?
I love when I receive BBC three big balls look like playing tennis got a big dick, I think his name is dennis I jerk his dick until that bbc finish.
>>947329813You know you’re incapable of fooling anyone anymore, right?
>>947330000 [QUADS]Checked! erm sure only way to say that is if boards dead and i'm sure you agree
>>947329631Yeah. I call it my uni ab
>>947330080Yeah it’s dead as fuck, you single-handedly killed it. Congrats!
>>947330119I did not but you did
>>947330147Proof? Come on, vocaroo me boy
>>947330536>Proof? Come on, vocaroo me boyToo easy
>>947330536https://voca.ro/1ndAEwetggAj
>>947330794is that bobcat goldthwait?
Nuri eats african cum
>>947332193Shut up Jew
>>947332343Proof?
>>947332918so no proof?
uh yeah I’m thinking gabagool
>>947330794https://voca.ro/18kOAQxzhPiK
used to love driving and working on cars...but now I'm rehabbing a slightly bulging l4/l5 + stenosis in the area...shit really sucks, bro.
>>947333840Hello femoid Nuri. How's your evening?
>>947334928I’m watching Tokyo drift, how’s yours
>>947334951Pretty good thanks, just poking my hernia at the moment
>>947334971Do you actually have a hernia??
A hernia is your intestines exploding
if you plug your nose and mouth and blow really hard you can fix a hernia
>>947335033Listen, I hustle. Sometimes people don't do things that they're supposed to, so I pop a hernia.It is what it is
>>947335217Push it back in with a hammer
https://voca.ro/13WqBcfjHhuK
>>947335269What kind of hammer
>>947335354You already know
>>947286338Nobody's gonna buy your micropenis "trucks", Elon. No matter how much you try to simp on /b/ for them.
>>947335673Hmm...
>>947335853The reinhammer
>>947286338
>>947336011Oh.That would kill me, man
>>947336186If I can take it, you can take it
>>947336425Ohh....You also have a hernia?
>>947295419>I'm the strongest nigger on the plantation
>>947336591NO I can take a hammer
>>947286338Don't worry unc, nobody is.
>>947336879I'm intrigued
>>947336916Don't ever call me unc again you retarded virgin zoomer faggot
Josh needs a cybertruck
>>947286338how about if I'm a fuh-LAMING homosexualist? because we're obviously the group being targeted. I sure do love being such an gay!
>>947337144until he gets one he'll only be a cyberCUCK amirite lel
>>947337040>unc melty
>>947336950Watch the entire fast and furious series in order, then you’ll understand
>>947337422That might kill me more than the hemorrhoid
>>947337965I don’t think so
>>947335354Use a BBC to poke it back
>>947340116settle down ok
Next game we need is Puggenics
>>947340617Shane’s dream
Hi Josh! Long time no see
you ever been hornswoggled?
>>947339575I do. Aren't there like 50 of them?>>947342377Hi anon, I don't recognize you
Bump
tom hanks rapes children.
>>947348574Proof?
>>947351927
>>947344519It’s me, Josh
>>947351989Well shit that’s proof enough for me
>>947352838Me? The British guy from /bant/?
Saint Jerome
>>947353876No, I’m Josh
>>947286338post pp pic pls.
>>947354860I would never post my peenor online
>>947354798Oh. Isn't that identity theft?
>>947289308You and whoever wrote that are retarded. There's no mystery how, just watch the videos of him shooting.
>>947355331you're retarded and your asshole has no elasticity
>>947355027No because I am Josh
Shane can’t even own a gun lol
My man, I'm just trying to afford to get a Honda fit
My shit smells like acid ham
I need some niggercock badly and nobody is posting fat black dongs for me to salivate over.
>>947356456Do you talk to Steph like this?
>>947356470I would never say niggercock in front of Steph Curry, I'm not an idiot. Nigger could kick my ass.
>>947355633Prove it
I think your biggest problem, Shane, is you think you’re nonchalant and cool as fuck but you’re really not, you’re incredibly cringe. Just like giga, you’re a wannabe of me
>>947289308Did he get handcuffed?
What did Josh mean by he wants a cybertruck
>>947358453i think they threw him in a pillowcase
Dog, why the FUCK is it 90 degrees in March
>>947361387they don't call it sprung for no reason
>>947361572Plants are going to die in this heat
>>947360134It means it's gonna happen, one way or another.>>947361387Because the Earth is reversing its polarity, and so the climate is going wack as a result
>>947361855sometimes they need to learn their place
hi josh
>>947361979What a fucking moron.You are terminally STUPID.
>>947363082How? It’s factually correct
>>947286338>ah yes so relaxing>AAAAAAAWLWLELROFOGKTKRKVNDKFKFNMD
>>947363165What
>>947363023Hi>>947363134This
>>947363629What am I looking at, Josh
>>947364201The pic?
>>947364650Yes
>>947364724It's a kangaroo scrote bottle opener
I respect mulch
>>947364792Why
Nur babe. Let’s see some tittles girl
>>947366583It's like one of those door knockers that look like balls. It's for flavor
>>947366694settle down josh
>>947367591
>>947367591Josh and the rest of you weirdos are always too chicken shit to ask for what you want
>>947368365It's more that I don't think she should follow up on people asking her to do stuff, is why I don't
>>947368653That’s very thoughtful of you, but she can make her own mind up.
>>947366694Titties>>947368653WOW I FOLLOW UP I JUST GET BUSY
>>947369081That's not how it works when you're married
>>947369081I'm aware, coomer. That's why I don't really try to get her to stop anymore
>>947369157>I'm going to cheat on my husband with brown men online telling them I love them and listen to them tell me how they would use me which arouses my husband not totally a sign he's a raging faggot by the way
>>947369157Hi Nuri
>>947369157Looking like a whole snack as usual. Been good?
>>947369351I’m not reading all that>>947369362Howdy pardner>>947369680Hi! Yeah I’ve been nonstop grinding that American dream, how about you?
>>947369835That's because you're retarded and you're a whore
>>947369835Trying to get that American scheme going ;)I got married! Things are pretty good over here. World is kinda crazy but we’re holding on.
Imagine being so pathetic you go on 4chan to sell your nudes because you have no marketability on your own so you have to pick me with girls half your age and bully them
>>947369905You are not married knock it off you're up at 10pm talking to a prostitute
>>947307593>a rental
>>947369835Howdy friend>>947369923>>947369991You're quite rambunctious tonight
>>947369885Go to war, Jew>>947369905That’s awesome! Is it the same girl you were with?
>>947370195Why don't you? You promote prostitution which is jewish
>>947370195Oh hello ernest rohm i thought big H had you killed
>>947333931have you seen a doctor about this?
>>947370438I don’t eat babies, your kind wouldn’t like me >>947370495I don’t know what that means
>>947369923>Imagine being so pathetic you go on 4chan to sell your nudes because you have no marketabilitynot this anon, but ive been considering making/selling 4chan specific pornography just for exactly that reason.theres a dude on pornhub, called tubamaster, they (pretty sure its a he) shoves a go pro deep into his lower intestines, and films dragon dildos, apples, pool balls and smartphones getting shoved into their guts, and i was thinking, imagine doing that, but you throw in like, piccolo and a goku figure fucking eachother and THATS what goes around the sigmoid bend and comes into view? a fucking yotsuba figure? a guy fawkes mask?like, think about it. how much would some random shitposter pay to have his post float in someones lower guts and then get preforated by a dragon dildo. SOMEONE, right?
>>947370831A lot but that's jewish degeneracy and you're destroying society
>>947370782E was a homosexual nazi until the day of knives when big H said E you ain't right and he popped one in his throat
>>947370990>YOU need to stop using plastic straws>while taylor swift burns hundreds of thousands of gallons of toxic chemicals a week flying to her next purse purchaseyeah nah miss me with that shit
>>947371060>The toilets clogged and everyone just deals with the steaming shit all the time because logfag likes shit and he's cool i guess
>>947371129oh...okay, anyways, back to subject, before this guy just randomly talked about, uh...human feces?does anyone know what he ment by this
>>947371177You were talking about shit first E
>>947371224c...could you link me to this apparent post that you think that i...was talking about human fecal matter first?
>>947286338Honestly, it looks like a horribly uncomfortable ride, there is no stick shift, you have the legs of a twink.
>>947371051WHAT>>947371297I don’t own a cybertruck but I drove one and it drives a lot better than it looks. Bugatti still better though
>>947371296Shit that i don't care about waka waka waka
>>947371365okay, well, whenever you decide to stop caring about human fecal matter, feel free to just, not bring it up randomly, for no reason, unprompted, in your next conversation. we would appreciate that
>>947300001Not him but whoever is posting this unsolicited personal information needs to get v&We really need to clean up this fucking placeNo more forced memes should be the first rule
>>947371438Needs to get what?
>>947371434Why fo you talk in the 3rd person?
>>947371890does anyone know what he ment by this
>>947371966Ask priscilla E
>>947372076sorry, think im just gonna skip that. whatever, fecal matter, human shit related reason youve got, im just gonna, move on and forget about itlater, pooplord
Smells like salmon and onion rings
>>947372176That's probably nuri and i wouldn't want to be in her rental because there's skeet marks for sure
>>947372283You’re so uncultured you don’t even know the reference. Poor Jewish summer child
>>947372283ur mom is a rental
>>947372447dad couldnt afford his own car, huh
>>947372575Ur dad couldn't afford child support payments that's why you act like you do
>>947372622thank god he chose me over you
