>Be me>Hear about 4chan being this sort of gateway-to-the dark web sort of site>See those youtube videos about all the depraved shit that happened on here>People confessing to murders, planning hate crimes, killing niggers, generally making half of the fun shit on the internet happen>Finally get on the damn site>Try /b/ expecting wild illegal stories and plans, schizophrenics about to kill their neighbors dog>have to scroll past threads of cp before coming across some boring Q&A>Try /adv/ (maybe people asking how to commit some cartoony bank heist or some shit)>Half the boards are just "how to have sex at 27">/r9k/ is only slightly better than /b/, but still nothing interesting>check out /pol/ for neo-nazi discussions, finding groups in my area, maybe witness some hate crimes>it's all normal fucking politics I could find on reddit or x>realize I'm being a nigfag for being a pussy and not doing any of this shit myself>mfw I'm only slightly less cucked than everyone else on this site>just a hatecuck on a site full of chudcucks
>>947332054lmao faggot. you seriously expected all that of 4chan? you're the most retarded nigger I have ever seen. 90% of b is just porn.
It does. But so does your mother.
>believing things you see on the internetThat was your first mistake
>>947332054Have you tried not being a retarded nigger who relies on the internet to keep himself entertained?
>>947333626You're on this site too, fagtard. A nigger can do things in the real world AND be on the internet. That's the only reason the internet works.
>>947334211And yet nothing will ever unrape that tender, boyhood asshole of yours that your uncle violated, so it doesn't actually matter.
>>947332054Retard
